The Hangover: Part II
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The Hangover Part II is a 2011 American comedy film and sequel to 2009's The Hangover. The film stars Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, and Zach Galifianakis. Todd Phillips directed a script written by him, Craig Mazin and Scot Armstrong.
Dialogue[edit]
- Phil: It happened again, we lost Teddy.
- Tracy: How bad is it, like, no wedding bad?
- Phil: A bit worse than that.
- Stu Price: There is a demon inside of me!
- Alan: Yes, there is semen inside of him.
- Phil: Wait a second Chow. We're in Bangkok?
- Mr. Chow: Holla! City of Squalor!
- Phil: Chow, what happened.
- Mr. Chow: You guys texted me. Said you fucked up and looking to party.
- Phil: Your password is baloney1?
- Mr. Chow: Well, used to be just baloney, but now they make you add number.
- Stu Price: We're looking for a little kid.
- Samir: Two thousand dollars
- Stu Price: Huh?
- Samir: Maybe more, I don't know. How young you want this kid to be?
- Stu Price: Oh my God! We kidnapped a monk!
- Alan: We live an alternative lifestyle.
- Tracy: Phill.
- Phil: Tracy. I'm sorry.
- Tracy: Where the hell are you?
- Phil: /huh/ It happened again.
- Tracy: Don't say that. Please.
- Phil: No, this time we're really fucked up.
- Tracy: Seriously, what's wrong with you three?
- Phil: So much Trace, I don't even know where to begin."
- Tracy: Oh God. How bad? Like no wedding bad?
- Phil: Yeah.
- Phil: Do you ever do anything that doesn't end in a stand-off, Chow?
- Mr. Chow: I a international criminal. It always ends like this. I met my wife at one of these things.
- Stu Price: You have a wife?
- Mr. Chow: Yeah, we married fifteen years. Whatsa matter, Mr. Chow not good-looking enough for woman?
- Stu Price: Well we're living here in Allentown, and hes drivin our lives into the ground. When we woke up we were wasted and drunk; phil got shot, we got beaten by a monk. I was happy and my life was good. Gettin married like a dentist should, roastin marshmallows on a stick. I got fucked in the ass by a girl with a dick...
- Alan: Hahaha I remember that
- Stu Price: And we're livin here in Allentown, but they're takin Teddys finger now. And im pretty sure im gonna lose my shit and shoot Allen in the face. Then shoot myself
Cast[edit]
- Bradley Cooper — Ed Helms — Stu Price
- Zach Galifianakis — Justin Bartha — Ken Jeong — Leslie Chow
- Jeffrey Tambor — Sid Garner
- Jamie Chung — Lauren
- Bryan Callen — Mason Lee — Teddy
- Paul Giamatti — Sasha Barrese — Tracy Billings
- Gillian Vigman — Yasmin Lee — Kimmy
- Nirut Sirijanya —
