The Hangover: Part II
The Hangover Part II is a 2011 American comedy film and sequel to 2009's The Hangover. The film stars Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, and Zach Galifianakis. Todd Phillips directed a script written by him, Craig Mazin and Scot Armstrong.
- Phil: It happened again, we lost Teddy.
- Tracy: How bad is it, like, no wedding bad?
- Phil: A bit worse than that.
- Stu Price: There is a demon inside of me!
- Alan: Yes, there is semen inside of him.
- Phil: Wait a second Chow. We're in Bangkok?
- Mr. Chow: Holla! City of Squalor!
- Phil: Chow, what happened.
- Mr. Chow: You guys texted me. Said you fucked up and looking to party.
- Phil: Your password is baloney1?
- Mr. Chow: Well, used to be just baloney, but now they make you add numbers... fucking annoying...
- Stu Price: We're looking for a little kid.
- Samir: Two thousand dollars
- Stu Price: Huh?
- Samir: Maybe more, I don't know. How young you want this kid to be?
- Stu Price: Oh my God! We kidnapped a monk!
- Alan: We live an alternative lifestyle.
- Tracy: Phill.
- Phil: Tracy. I'm sorry.
- Tracy: Where the hell are you?
- Phil: /huh/ It happened again.
- Tracy: Don't say that. Please.
- Phil: No, this time we're really fucked up.
- Tracy: Seriously, what's wrong with you three?
- Phil: So much Trace, I don't even know where to begin."
- Tracy: Oh God. How bad? Like no wedding bad?
- Phil: Yeah.
- Phil: Do you ever do anything that doesn't end in a stand-off, Chow?
- Mr. Chow: I am an international criminal. It always ends like this. I met my wife at one of these things.
- Stu Price: You have a wife?
- Mr. Chow: Yeah, we married fifteen years. Whatsa matter, Mr. Chow not good-looking enough for woman?
- Stu Price: Well we're living here in Allentown, and hes drivin our lives into the ground. When we woke up we were wasted and drunk; phil got shot, we got beaten by a monk. I was happy and my life was good. Gettin married like a dentist should, roastin marshmallows on a stick. I got fucked in the ass by a girl with a dick...
- Alan: Hahaha I remember that
- Stu Price: And we're livin here in Allentown, but they're takin Teddys finger now. And im pretty sure im gonna lose my shit and shoot Allen in the face. Then shoot myself
- Bradley Cooper — Ed Helms — Stu Price
- Zach Galifianakis — Justin Bartha — Ken Jeong — Leslie Chow
- Jeffrey Tambor — Sid Garner
- Jamie Chung — Lauren
- Bryan Callen — Mason Lee — Teddy
- Paul Giamatti — Sasha Barrese — Tracy Billings
- Gillian Vigman — Yasmin Lee — Kimmy
- Nirut Sirijanya —