The Hogan Family
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The Hogan Family was a television sitcom that ran on the American NBC network from 1985 until 1990, and the Columbia CBS network from 1990 until 1991.
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[edit] Season 1 (1985-1986)
[edit] Old Enough [1.1]
- Valerie: Good morning.
- Bob: Good morning.
- Valerie: Excuse me, this is my kitchen, and you're in it, and I don't know who you are.
- Bob: Bob from Mercury Appliance, and I'm here to fix the noise in your freezer. The back door was open, so I came in. I make coffee, hope you don't mind.
- Valerie: I'm just glad you're not here to rob me!
- Bob: Well, you haven't came to see my bill yet!
- Valerie: Uh, do you mind?
- Bob: No, help yourself, the mugs are right up there!
- Valerie: Yeah, I knew that!
- Bob: Well, it wasn't easy, but I fixed the noise for you.
- Valerie: That's right!
- Bob: But now the freezer won't work!
- David: Hi, dad!
- Mark: Hi, dad!
- Willie: Good morning, father!
- Valerie: Do you want some coffee before your flight honey?
- Michael (as Michael Hogan): Uh, no honey just keep me awake!
[edit] Season 2 (1986-1987)
[edit] One of a Kind [2.7]
- Valerie: Hey, hey, how about some help!
- David: Uh, no thanks mom, it's my homework, I'd still myself!
- Valerie: What are you working on?
- David: It's my, uh, turn paper on for turnal twins. My theory is that they share nothing in common except for birthdays.
- Valerie: Well, my theory is you should wrap it up quickly and give me a hand.
- David: Uh, OK, OK.
[edit] Season 3 (1987-1988)
[edit] Take My Wife, Please [3.4]
- Sandy: OK! David, let's go!
- David: Go where?
- Sandy: Did you forget, you said you we're gonna brush up on my tennis game this afternoon!
- David: Yeah, but Fred and Barney are sneaking out the door of Rot-Mobile!
- Sandy: OK! Dave, I've have seen this! The Rot-Mobile breaks down and they get caught!
[edit] You've Got to Believe [3.5]
- Willie: Ew, gross! Sandy, David just tongued our muffins!
- David: Hey just thinking it as a glaze!
[edit] Nightmare on Oak Street [3.9]
- Mark: Ick!
- Willie: Yeah! Ick!
- Sandy: Well, I, I thought that guy was dead!
- David: He was!
[edit] Season 5 (1989-1990)
[edit] Stan and Deliver [5.11]
- Mrs. Poole: Oh, Hi Hogans!
- Sandy: Hi!
- David: Hi, Mrs. Poole!
