The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack

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The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack (2008-present) is an animated series created by Mark "Thurop" Van Orman, that premiered on Cartoon Network on June 5th, 2008. The show is about a young boy named Flapjack who goes on adventures with his best friend, K'nuckles, hoping to find the legendary Candied Island.

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[edit] Season 1

[edit] Several Leagues Under the Sea [1.1-1]

Flapjack: Oh, yeah! Bubbie is the fastest wha... [Flapjack has a flashback of how Bubbie said bragging only brings trouble] uhh... she's pretty fast.
Evil Inventor: Hm, only pretty fast?
Evil Inventor: [referring to his killer-looking, mechanical whale] It is the most strongest... [the whale's steel teeth clamp a few times] fastest... [a high-speed propeller on the whale's tail spins around rapidly] and most sophisticated... [a little top-hat shaped spout on the whale poofs out a little cloud of black smoke with a "pfft" sound] creature under the sea!

[edit] Eye Sea You [1.1-2]

Bubbie: [looking through a peephole that peeks out of a dock support next to Bubbie, which means Bubbie is spying on herself.] Look at that whale! Spying on other people all day. [She stops to look back at Flapjack and K'nuckles] So sad.... [looks into peep hole again and looks back] She obviously has no life of her own. [looks in and back once more] [pauses then completely breaks down, sobbing] I'M SO LONELY! I'M SO LONELY! [sobs loudly] You two go have all your adventures, and all I have are my stupid peepholes! [sobs once again] I'm sorry you have to see me this way, Flap baby.
Flapjack: Hey, Bubbie, you know what I see?
Bubbie: What?
Flapjack: Someone whose real friends have let her down. [begins to cry] I'm sorry, Bubbie.
Bubbie: Oh, baby! [holds out arms]
Flapjack: Oh, Bubbie! [runs into Bubbie's arms and hugs her]
K'nuckles: Oh, [makes vomiting sounds]!.

Bubbie: [after being caught peeping] I wasn't peeping! I was just holding the harbor up...with my face.

K'nuckles: Disappointment is the best adventure!
Flapjack: It is?
K'nuckles: Do you feel all hollow inside?
Flapjack: Yes.
K'nuckles: Wished you'd stayed in bed this morning?
Flapjack: A little...
K'nuckles: Ever felt that way before?
Flapjack: Nope!
K'nuckles: ADVENTURE!
Flapjack: ADVENTURE!!!
Flapjack: Good morning, Captain!
K'nuckles: Boy, the only good thing about mornings is sleeping through 'em.
K'nuckles: It was horrible. She didn't do anything all day. And I saw the whole thing *sob*!

[edit] Kid Nickels [1.2-1]

Captain K'nuckles: Flapjack! What did I say about usin' your eyeballs?
Flapjack: [close-up of Flapjack's enlarged, innocent-looking eyes] Wha'?
Captain K'nuckles: Every time you look at somethin', everything else gets jealous. Now, go apologize to everything!
Flapjack: [covers eyes] Oh, my goodness... [walks towards random objects with eyes still covered] I am so sorry. Please forgive me.
Captain K'nuckles: Hey, Flapjack! Do that... thing you do, everyday, all the time.
Flapjack: [begins to burp for around 30 seconds, his mouth starting out small and gradually growing every five seconds with more and more wrinkles forming around his mouth. He then stops and blushes] Captain K'nuckles, I have to go to the bathroom.
[the group of pirates sitting at the card table burst out in joyous laughter]
Pirate: You'd bet a boy that amazing on a single game of cards?
K'nuckles: Yep.

[pause - all pirates then say they fold and quit the card game]

Captain K'nuckles: WOOHOO! Ah-hahh!
Flapjack: What's going on, Captain K'nuckles?
Captain K'nuckles: I bet you in a card game and won, boy! [laughs in victory]
Flapjack: [gasps in shock]
Ugly Monster: [deep, distorted voice] [lifts arm up and then throws it downward, revealing the cards in his hand] Pair of... TWOOOS!
Captain K'nuckles: [shows hand] Pair of threes, I win.
Ugly Monster: [flips over table] RUUUGGGH!! [begins to sob and trot away]
Bubbie: Now, you've been needing a new role model for a long time. Someone who won't bet you in a card game. Perhaps someone like... him!
[a business man stands on the dock with a spikey aura around him]
Choir: [melodically] A business man!
Flapjack: [gasps in shock] No! How about someone like... him!
[a heroic man resembling Hercules stands on the docks with a sword unsheathed, his foot on top of a little terrier dog.
Raspy Choir: [melodically] A real adventurer!
Dog: Woof, woof!
Flapjack: Maybe you're right, Bubbie. Maybe I do need a new role model.
Bubbie: Oooh, I'm proud of you, puddin'! Good luck. [spews Flapjack onto the docks with her water spout]
Flapjack: [giggles insanely, he then looks up at the adventurer as he looks back at Flapjack] Huh? [fidgets his lower lip] Young Flapjack, sir. Found and raised right here in Stormalong. One day, I hope to be as magnificent as you appear to be... and I would be forever grateful... if you would take me on as your apprentice.
A Real Adventurer: [long pause] [boring, non-heroic voice] Yeah, alright.
Flapjack: Really?! [giggles insanely as the "adventurer" unzips himself, revealing his heroic appearance to be only a costume and himself being a businessman - he then kicks the costume and the dog off the dock] Wha'?! Wh-what?! What happened to your long, flowing mane?
Businessman: Oh, I, uh, I just came from a costume party with that guy. [the businessman Bubbie earlier pointed out takes off his businessman suit, revealing himself to be an insanely crazy, rugged adventurer]
Pirate Adventurer: Whoooo! [lifts up two broadswords then hops onto a passing pirate ship - a dog hops onto the ship from the sea] Whoooo! Whoooo!
Dog: Woof, woof!
Flapjack: Ooooh...
Businessman: [takes Flapjack by the arm] Time for business!
Businessman: [to both Flapjack and K'nuckles] If I win, you both become my apprentices.
Captain K'nuckles: Fine! But if you lose... you keep this bank!
Businessman: [pause] ...Deal.
Captain K'nuckles: [referring to Kid Nickels] That's the ugliest kid I've ever seen!
Captain K'nuckles: Will you at least deposit my candy into my candy account?
Flapjack: [with a look of unwillingness] Certainly, sir.


Captain K'nuckles: A true adventurer never walks away from an easy victory.

[edit] The Sweet Life [1.2-2]

Captain K'nuckles: we're grabbin' all the loot we can, buddy! This entire house is made of candy!
Lord Nickelbottoms: I know. I BUILT IT! Who are you?!
Flapjack: I'm master Flapjack, your Lordship.
Lord Nickelbottoms: Well, good day to you, young master...and your name?
Captain K'nuckles: I'm, Captain K'nuckles. [brief pause]
Lord Nickelbottoms: How dare you insult me in my own home!
Captain K'nuckles: [to Flapjack] What did I do?
Flapjack: You forgot to say "your Lordship"...
Flapjack: Candy bowl! [K'nuckles tosses a bowl filled with candy into Flapjack's arms; at this point Flapjack is holding a large pile of things from the candy mannsion] Candy painting! [K'nuckles tosses picture into the pile] Candy Charles! [K'nuckles throws the mansions' butler into the pile] Candy front door!
Captain K'nuckles: Ooh, yeah! Biggest chunk of chocolate I've ever seen! [rips door off its hinges]
Lady Nickelbottoms: [dirt, mud and grime splats onto her face] More Powder, Charles. [Charles puts white powder onto Lady Nickelbottoms' face to coat the mud and dirt - more dirt flies onto her face] Powder, Charles. [Charles powders more - more dirt splats] Powder. [Charles powders again] Powder. [Charles powders again]
Charles: My Lady

[edit] How the West Was Fun [1.7-1]

Creepy Guy: [makes a "W" with his fingers] Wesssssssst.
Captain K'nuckles: Uhh, that guy looked pretty smart. Maybe we should turn back.
Flapjack: [melodramatic voice] If danger was a beautiful woman... I would marry her.
Bubbie: Okay, we'll go little further...
Flapjack: Yay!
Bubbie:...But only because you're so sweet.
Oriental Man on Turtle: French fry? Would you like a French Fry?
Bubbie: Uh, n-no, thank you...
Flapjack: [singing] Ohh Candied Island makes me smilin' dancing chews bubble gum doo doo! I'll brush my teeth on the jelly bean reef grab a pepper mint leaf drink the liquorish goo!
Flapjack: [Flapjack waving his arms in a hugging motion]
Captain K'nuckles What are you doing, boy?
Flapjack: Exercising my hugging muscles! So when we get to Candied Island, I'm gonna give it a big hug!
Bubbie: Flapjack I'm sorry but we're running low on food, water, and overall enthusiasm.
Captain K'nuckles: She's right this is my last pair.
Choir: (focuses on Captain K'nuckle's overalls that read enthusiasm) Overall enthusiasm, overall enthusiasm, overall enthusiasm, Yee-haw!
Captian K'nuckles: It's the edge of the world!
Flapjack & Captian K'nuckles: (scream in terror)
Bubbie: K'nuckles! Have you been letting my baby drink sea water?!
Captain K'nuckles: Uhhh...you mean we're not supposed to...

[Flapjack makes vomiting sounds off-screen]

Flapjack: [looking very sick and pale] Bubbie...I don't feel so good...
Bubbie: Well, then, maybe next time you'll think twice before going off like that on your own.

[Flapjack and K'nuckles continue to vomit while Bubbie shakes her head]

[edit] K'nuckles is a Filthy Rat [1.7-2]

Bubbie: Oh, no, don't tell me that rat of yours has been giving everybody the plague?
Flapjack: What's the plague?
[Captain K'nuckles smacks his forehead]
Dr. Barber: Now, run along, young Flapjack. Your sailor's mouth is bad for business. [to someone walking by off-screen] I say, you look like you could use some surgery.
Flapjack: [glum voice] I just wanted to make a friend, is all...
Flapjack: Gee, I sure miss Captain K'nuckles when he goes away on business.
K'nuckles: [on an island talking with two seagulls sitting on a rock] So, I says to the guy, "oh, yeah?!" [laughs] So, anyway, Mom and Dad, I still haven't found that magical genie who turned you two into birds, but don't worry, I'm workin' on it. [takes out maple syrup] I'm workin' on it. [drinks the syrup]
Flapjack: [back to Flapjack - he gasps] Oh, no! Bubbie!
Bubbie: What is it, baby?
Flapjack: Dead rat off the starboard bow. Poor little fella... [gasp] he's alive! [picks him out of water] Poor little gentleman rat. Probably fell off a ship and now, he's all alone... [rat coughs] Bubbie? [whisper] Is it ok if I nurse him back to health?
Bubbie: Uhh... uhh...
Flapjack: Thanks, Bubbie!
Bubbie: Uh...

[edit] Revenge [1.11-2]

Flapjack: [waking up a gang of pirates] Hey! I got something to say to you! [points to a bald pirate] Your mother's so ugly... she... she has a green bottle for a face! [points to other pirates] And your sister is even uglier than that!
Bald Pirate: He's right! She does have a bottle for a face!
Flapjack: Wha'?!
Bearded Pirate: [accepting voice] You're ok!
Peppermint Larry: Ahh, it's finally done! [referring to his replica of Candied Island made out of candy]
Flapjack: [high-pitched, mischievous voice] How long did it take you to build that, Peppermint Larry?
Peppermint Larry: [accomplished voice] Seven years!
[Flapjack bluntly smashes the replica to pieces onto the floor, everyone gasps]
Robber: Everybody, freeze! This is a hold up!-- [he slips and slides onto the smashed candy replica and coincidentally falls right into a jail boat idling just outside the Candy Barrel shop]
Peppermint Larry: [hugs Flapjack] For the next five minutes candy if free!
[everyone in the Candy Barrel cheers for Flapjack]
[an old man with a cane walks by]
Flapjack: Now, this can't go wrong! [aims a cannon at the old man and fires a cannonball at him]
Old Man: [gets up] You fixed mah back! I'm a new man! [runs away in joy]
[Flapjack knocks on the door outside of Slippery Pete's then hides on the side - Slippery Pete answers it]
Slippery Pete: Hello?
[Flapjack shoves Slippery Pete from behind, Pete just sliding along the dock for a while]
Slippery Pete: I guess that's why they call me Slippery Pete. [slams into the bow of a ship and lands in the water] [angry voice] Whoever did this to me is gonna be my... [two mermaids emerge from the water and hug Slippery Pete] [over-joyous voice] NEW BEST FRAND! [gives a thumbs up]
Captain K'nuckles: Make any enemies yet?
Flapjack: No... everyone wants to be my friend...
Captain K'nuckles: Don't worry, I didn't make all my enemies all at once. It took me at least a couple of days.
Ugly Shipmate #1: Hey, he was cleanin' ships, now, he's cleanin' boots! We got a bone to pick with you!
Flapjack: Oh, no! Did I miss a spot?!
Ugly Shipmate #1: Did he miss a spot, haha! Miss... ha, so cute, THAT'S THE PROBLEM! You didn't miss any spots!
Ugly Shipmate #2: We can't even look at our ship without seeing our own reflections!
Ugly Shipmate #3: And we don't like what we see!
Ugly Shipmate #4: How am I supposed to work... [points to self] lookin' at THIS?
Ugly Shipmate #5: You even made Dashing Danny cry!
Dashing Danny: [turns around revealing a baby morphing out of his back] [sobbing] I'm... hideous...
Flapjack: I'm sorry, friends...
Ugly Shipmate #1: Friends?! We're not friends! We're... enemies! [echo] Enemies! Enemies! Enemies!
[Flapjack smiles ecstatically at the fact he now has enemies]

[edit] Oh Brother [1.12-1]

Flapjack: [in song] Do you see, do you see, do you see seaweed - making babies for me and my family? Do you see seaweed seas breeding in the sea - making sweet little brothers for me?
Flapjack: Hey, K'nuckles! Wanna play a game? Whoever giggles first, loses! [giggles] You win! Wanna play a bathroom game? Whoever goes to the bathroom first, loses! [pause] You win! Now, how about both? [giggles] You win! [giggles again] You win! [giggles] You win!
Captain K'nuckles: Raah, you need to grow up, Flapjack!
Flapjack: But Captain K'nuckles, you taught me those games.
Flapjack: [to the duck in his arms] You're a full time job!
"Little Kid": Hey, wanna pway a baffroom game? [laughs] You win! [laughs again] You win! [laughs] You win! [laughs, then laughs again right after]
Flapjack: You need to grow up!
"Little Kid": [deep, raspy voice] Gwow up? I'm thawty-eight yees old! [close-up of the guys' old, decrepit face - he then smiles with many of his teeth missing, a freakish sound of thunder is heard in the background]
Flapjack: [stares in terror, then quickly whistles nervously and walks away]
[ending - the "Little Kid"'s laughter is heard in the background while the screen is black. He then appears with his old, decrepit face again - he smiles as thunder again is heard in the background]

[edit] Panfake [1.12-2]

Pancake Puppet: I wish I could give this day a hug! [runs into the puppet theater wall and falls over] Cannonballs!
[audience laughs, even Captain K'nuckles]
Captain K'nuckles: [to Flapjack] Just like you!
Pancake Puppet: Adventure! [dances] [melodically] Hm-hm-hmm-hmm-hmmm!
Pancake Puppet: Isn't that right, Captain K'neecaps?
Captain K'nuckles: (stops laughing) Hey!
Captain K'nuckles Puppet: Yar! How're we supposed to get home?!
Pancake Puppet: In our big, fat talkin' boat! See?
Bubbie Puppet: Did someone say, "boat"? Toot, toot!
Bubbie: He said what?
Captain K'nuckles: You should have seen how big they made my nose!
Flapjack: Don't worry, Bubbie. I'll find a way out of this mess. Even if it means never going to sleepys.

[The Next Day]

Flapjack: THAT'S IT! I just need to stop having adventures. Then Larry will have nothing to copy. And everyone will stop liking Pancake. I just have to stop having adventures!
Bubbie: But, muffin, you love adventures.
Flapjack: Used to. I used to love adventures.
Captain K'nuckles: You mean to tell me that if I go on an adventure, you're not gonna follow me?
Flapjack: Nope.
Captain K'nuckles: ...I-I'm sure you'll follow me. [chuckles a bit] I'm too hard to resist! [pause; K'nuckles then starts walking away, occasionally looking behind him to see if Flapjack follows]
Flapjack: I'm sure gonna miss him.

[edit] Diamonds In The Stuff

Captain K'nuckles: You're angry 'cause you're poor, right?
Flapjack: I'm ANGRY because that rich kid made fun of us!
Police Man: This is rock-salt.
Captain K'nuckles: Maybe if you squeeze it real hard, it'll turn into a diamond.

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