The Mask (film)

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The Mask is a 1994 action comedy film starring Jim Carrey. It is based on a series of comic books published by Dark Horse Comics.

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[edit] Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask

  • Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssmokin'!
  • It's party time! P-A-R-T-whY? Because I gotta!
  • [after smashing an alarm clock] Snoooooooooooze!
  • [after being splated onto the road being as flat as a pancake] Look, Ma, I'm roadkill! Ha ha ha!
  • Look at that! It's exactly two seconds before I honk your nose and pull your underwear over your head.
  • [acting as a balloon salesman to a group of thugs] Step right up here! Don't be shy! Nobody likes a bashful leather head! [Pause] MOVE IT! [the thugs approach him] For my first trick...I'll do something for you, son. [makes a giraffe-shaped balloon] We have a giraffe. [Offers it to a thug] There you go, son. Now get out of here. You bother me. Now...[pulls out an empty pocket] Sorry, wrong pocket. For you, son. Little body English. [makes a poodle-shaped balloon] A French poodle. [Rips it apart before the thug can take it] Sorry, son. The dog was rabbid. Had to put her down. And, last but not least, my favorite. [makes a gun-shaped balloon, only to squeeze it into a real gun. He aims it at the thugs] A Tommy gun!! [as the thugs run away. the Mask shoots at them while laughing manically]
  • This is incredible. With these powers, I could be...A SUPERHERO! I could fight crime, protect the innocent, work for World Peace! But first...
  • Hold onto your lugnuts - it's tiiiiime for an overhaul!!!
  • Hold on, sugar! Daddy's got a sweet tooth tonight!
  • Sssomebody stop me!
  • Uh-oh...can't make the scene if you don't have the green; I better make a little stop.
  • (after robbing the bank, to Dorian's henchmen) Sorry, fellas. Waste not, want not.
  • How do?
  • Let's rock this joint!
  • Our love is like a red, red rose... and I am a little thorny.
  • Ya got me, partner!
  • [after being shot] Hold me closer, Ed, it's getting dark... [coughs] Tell Auntie Em to let Old Yeller out... [coughs]...tell Tiny Tim I won't be coming home this Christmas... [coughs]...tell Scarlett I do give a damn! (coughs on thug, a fart is heard) Pardon me... [he dies, an audience appears and applauds while The Mask is handed Oscar acting award] Thank you! You love me! You really love me!
  • [in Clint Eastwood voice] You gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" WELL, DO YA... PUNKS?!
  • [after swallowing a bomb, then belching out the explosion; Italian accent] THAT'S A SPICY MEATBALL!!!
  • This guy's incorrigible.
  • [after defeating Dorian, with an Eddie G. Robinson voice] You were good, kid, real good. But as long as I'm around, you'll always be second-best, see?

[edit] Dorian Tyrell

  • Son of a bitch!
  • [about The Mask] That guy dancin' with Tina? He's dead meat. Come on.
  • Ice this deadbeat!
  • 50 grand. 50 grand to the man who finds that green-faced son of a bitch before the cops do. I want you to get the word out to every street hustler, to every lowlife in this town. I want him in here tomorrow, alive. You still here? Come on, let's go!
  • I'm just an ex-employee, who's come for his back pay. Or should I say, payback!
  • Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be your host for the remainder of the evening.

[edit] Peggy Brandt

  • Do you know how hard it is to find a decent man in this town ? Most of them think monogamy is some kind of wood !

[edit] Dialogues

Driver: Hey, get out of the road!
The Mask: I think he wants to communicate! [The Mask holds up a tiny horn that says "Squeeze me gently". He does so, blowing it at the driver. The horn roars and shatters the car's windows with its volume. The horn turns into it's normal size and the Mask blows on the end like a gun.]
Dorian Tyrell: Son of a bitch! [throws the cigarette lighter over the glass window; to Eddie] Eddie, who did this, man?! WHO!!?
Eddie: [pointing to The Mask] Him! Him! Look ,that's--that's the guy!
Dorian Tyrell: That guy dancin' with Tina? He's dead meat. Come on!
Dorian Tyrell: Okay, Twinkle-Toes, I want to know where my money is and I want to know right now!
The Mask: Okay. [reveals a cashier] You've got 17.5% in T-bills amortized over the fiscal year. 8% in stocks and bonds. Carry the nine, divide by the gross national product. Fortunately, funeral bouquets are deductible!
Dorian Tyrell: [to Orlando] Ice this deadbeat!
Kellaway: Margaret! You son of a bitch!
The Mask: Jeez, I figured you had a sense of humour. After all... YOU MARRIED HER!
[Kellaway shouts angrily; The Mask rapidly slaps the sides of his and his partner's faces.]
The Mask: That's gotta hurt! [makes weird sound then whizzes off.]
Doyle: Aw, come on, Lieutenant. It's not all your fault. Something would turn up.
Kellaway: Sure, Stanley Ipkiss is gonna fall right into my lap. [falls when Stanley falls on him, then tears the tape off Stanley's mouth]
Stanley Ipkiss: OW!
Kellaway: Ipkiss!
Stanley Ipkiss: Wait, I can explain everything!
Kellaway: Oh, yeah? You can explain everything? [finds a green rubber mask] Explain this.
Stanley Ipkiss: Um...
Kellaway: Get him up!
Kellaway: Freeze! [The Mask literally freezes] Put your hands up!
The Mask: [with teeth clenched] But you told me to freeze!
Kellaway: All right, all right, un-freeze. [The Mask defrosts and falls to the ground] You're under arrest.
The Mask: [Desperate voice] No! It wasn't me! It was the one-armed man! [gets up, in normal voice] All right, I confess! I did it, ya hear? And I'm glad, glad I tell ya! [begs on the ground] What are they gonna do to me, Sarge? What are they gonna do?!
Kellaway: [slaps handcuffs on The Mask] Sorry, son, that's not my department. Search him! [The Mask is pulled up and his [endless] pockets are searched]
The Mask: Ow! Where's a camcorder when ya need one? [snorty laugh]
[Dorian has just donned the Mask]
Dorian Tyrell: What a rush!
Eddie: Whoa, boss! You OK?
Dorian Tyrell: Better than ever, you idiot.
Eddie: What do we do with Ipkiss?
Dorian Tyrell: The police are looking for The Mask. So we'll give them The Mask. (He laughs evily)
Dorian Tyrell: I'm gonna take you apart! [he punches Stanley]
Stanley Ipkiss: Well, I hope you can enjoy the victory with one friggin' eye! [he pokes Dorian in the eye and punches him across the face]

[edit] Cast

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