The New Paul O'Grady Show

The Paul O'Grady Show (formerly The New Paul O'Grady Show) was a British comedy chat show on Channel 4, formerly aired on ITV1. The Channel 4 show was filmed at the The London Studios in London. Paul O'Grady, the comic from Birkenhead, previously more famous for his female alter-ego Lily Savage, hosted the weekday teatime chat show which is a mixture of celebrity guests, comic stunts and pieces, as well as viewer competitions.

Show catchphrases

• "Evenin' folks!"
• "It's fun, fun, fun, fun, fun all the way campers!
• "They've only came in for a warm"
• "Times are hard and friends are few" (usually to competition winners)
• "If I wanted your opinion, I'd slap it outta ya"
• "Believe you, me"
• "Oh puh-lease"
• "Spend it on yourself"
• "Oooh, what? Fabulous!"
• "Bert, get your finger out your nose and play the VT"
• "Live at 5 on 4"
• "C'mon Bust, do yer trick!"
• "Roll the clip, Bert!"
• "<put DVD name here> is out now on DVDVDVD."
• "Ooooh, by 'eck Lover Dover Clover!"
• "It's time for me to get busy on my organ as we play the 'two thousand pound organ game'. Are you ready? 1, 2, 3.."
• "Keep up or I get ratty"
• "So what more d'ya want?"
• "Let me 'ear ya"
• "I think it's time for my medication!"
• "It's the medication!"
• "It's the pills!"
• "Don't jump Buster!" (when on edge of desk)
• "Buster, go and play in the Blue Peter garden, but don't dig Shep up"
• "On tonight's show it's the one and only..."
• "Imagine if an American tourist in a hotel room tuned in now..."
• "Oh look it's Windy Miller waving his arm about"
• "In a minute Buster is going to jump off here and drag a pensioner around the studio by the hem of her mac"
• "I will definitely come and see you in (insert musical/play name here)"
• "It was a great read"
• "I'm not gonna do the rules today cos I can't be bothered"
• "Riff Raff" (refering the audience)
• "Behave or I'll chuck / throw / sling me tea over you" (to audience)
• "Raise the roof for (guest name)
• "Oh come on Buster, we're leaving!"
• "Now don't go and send me in (random food product Paul mentions he likes)"
• "Some of us are born on the sunny side of the bed, some of us on the dark side." ~ On the Paul O’Grady Show, Channel 4 television, 7th Oct. 2009