The Odd Couple

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The Odd Couple was a Broadway show, movie , and TV series.

Quotes from Broadway show[edit]

  • Oscar (to Felix): "You leave me little notes on my pillow. I told you a hundred-and-sixty-eight times I can't .. stand .. little notes on my pillow! 'We are all out of Corn Flakes. -F.U.' It took me three hours to figure out that 'F.U.' was Felix Unger!"
  • Oscar (to Felix): "I have a typewritten list in my office of the 10 most annoying things you do that drive me berserk."
  • Oscar (repeating Felix's warning): "'Let it be on your head.' What the hell is that, the Curse of the Cat People?"
  • Roy (Oscar's poker-playing buddy, sniffing): "What is that, disinfectant? . . . It's the cards. He washed the cards."
  • Oscar has just talked to Felix's wife about Felix, who is missing:
    Murray: Is that what he said? 'I'm going to go out and kill myself?'
    Oscar: I don't know, Murray, she didn't read it to me.
    Murray: You mean he left a note?
    Oscar: No, he sent a telegram.
    Murray: A telegram? Who sends a suicide telegram?
    Oscar: Felix the Nut, that's who. Can you imagine receiving something like that? She even had to tip the baby a quarter.
  • The Pigeon Sisters: Ta Ta.

Quotes from the TV show[edit]

  • (Doctor) "In the world of ulcers Unger, you're what's known as a carrier!"