The Replacements (TV series)

The Replacements is a Disney Channel animated series.

Season 1

Todd Strikes Out [1.01a]

(About the New Coach)

Riley: (To Todd) Todd, this is terrible! This man is a tyrant. He has to go.

Coach Spike: Riley! You'll be batting first.

Riley: On the other hand, let's not be hasty.

The Jerky Girls [1.01b]

(About the Jerky)

Dick Daring: You want me to be your celebrity spokesperson? Ha ha, I'm honored!

C.A.R.: (Clears Throat Loudly)

Dick Daring: Yes?

C.A.R.: Aren't we going to try it first?

Dick Daring: Did I ask for your opinion?

C.A.R.: No. Just like you didn't ask my opinion about your jet-powered pogo stick!

(Shows Hole in Roof)

Dick Daring: Well it can't hurt to taste it first I suppose.

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Todd: Wait a second! Riley, did you just con me into buying your dumb jerky? That is so... Impressive! I never thought you had it in you.

Riley: Well, it is for a good cause.

Todd: That you're lying for! How can I help?

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Riley: OK, this is not working for me.

Sierra McCool: Ya, neither is your hairstyle!

(Gives jerky to pack of wolves and they start to smell it)

Wolves: We're hungry, not desperate!

(They start to eat from a garbage can)

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Best Friends For-Never? [1.12a]

Riley: (singing) Where have all the best friends gone? I guess I wouldn't know 'cause I don't have one. Except for Abby, she's cool.

Tasumi: Hey, Todd. Tell Riley that's the lamest song ever.

Todd: Eh, Tasumi says that's the..

Riley: Hey, Todd. Tell Tasumi her mama's the lamest song ever.

Todd: Riley says your mama is..

Tasumi: Hey, Todd. Tell Riley her face is the lamest song ever.

(Riley and Tasumi slap fight)

C.A.R.: Ladies, don't make me turn myself around.

Cast

• Nancy Cartwright as Todd
• Grey DeLisle as Riley
• Kath Soucie as Agent K
• Daran Norris as Dick Daring
• David McCallum as C.A.R.
• Jeff Bennett as Shelton Klutzberry