The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause

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The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause is a 2006 American comedy film starring Tim Allen and Martin Short, the sequel to The Santa Clause and The Santa Clause 2. This is the third film in the trilogy.

This was the last film to feature Peter Boyle in his lifetime, as he died from cancer one month after the film's release. The 2008 film All Roads Lead Home would be released posthumously.

Jack Frost[edit]

  • Would you like to be my elf?
  • Excuse me... Did you just accuse me of being skillful and delicious? Guilty as charged.
  • [to Scott] You get the Coca-Cola cans, you get the TV specials and what do I get? A few runny noses and some dead citrus.
  • You're not Santa anymore. You're just a guy who smells like a cookie.


Jack: [after Santa's pants catch on fire] Is there anything I can do to help?
Scott: Yeah, put a chill on my bottom, will you?
Jack: [turns his head away slowly]

Jack: [returning to reality after not being Santa] Well, that didn't go the way I thought it would.

Bud: [about the elves, thinking they are short toymakers]
Sylvia: Well, they are petit.
Bud: Tom Cruise is petit, these guys are short! What's the deal?
Scott: Have you ever been to this part of Canada?
Bud: We got as far as Rochester in upstate New York to see Syliva's sister in '67, but no.
Scott: They can't help the way they look up here. It's a bit rude to make fun of an entire country, don't you think?

Mother Nature: Jack Frost, you are hereby charged with 273 counts of attempted upstaging of Santa Claus. You froze a volcano in Hawaii. You made it snow in the Amazon. And you frosted Mexico, sending all of the geese North for the winter. You have violated the Legendary Figures Code of Conduct in a manner that is both willful and malicious.
Jack: Excuse me... Did you just accuse me of being skillful and delicious.
Scott: Oh, please.
Jack: Guilty as charged.

Mother Nature: [to Jack Frost] You made it snow in Mexico sending all the birds North for the winter.
Easter Bunny: And you kill fruit.

Scott: I thought the idea was to give them the sleeping powder when we got them in the car.
Sandman: I just couldn't listen to the Yosemite story again.

Mrs. Clause: I think it's time.
Scott: Oh, about 10:00.
Mrs. Clause: No, I think it's time to deliver the package.
Scott: Midnight as usual.
Mrs. Clause: I think it's time to deliver the "package".
Scott: It's time to deliver the PACKAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!

Sandman: [snoring]
Mother Nature: Sandman![slams fist on table]
Sandman: [wakes up suddenly] I'm up. I'm up.

Jack: Would you like to be my elf?
Sylvia: Huh?
Jack: You heard me.


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