The Sarah Jane Adventures

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The Sarah Jane Adventures is a new spin off series of the Doctor Who franchise. It revolves around the former Doctor's companion Sarah Jane Smith and her experiences on earth a year and a half after the events of "School Reunion".

Contents

[edit] Series 1

[edit] Invasion of the Bane

Sarah Jane: [in both the opening monologue and the denouement] I saw amazing things, out there in space--but there is strangeness to be found, wherever you turn. Life on Earth can be an adventure too... you just need to know where to look!
Mrs. Wormwood: Can we move on to business?
Sarah Jane: I've got contacts in the city that say this company dropped in from nowhere, and normally it takes years of tests to get approved by the EU to manufacture a new foodstuff, but you got it in two weeks.
Mrs. Wormwood: All we are doing, is satisfying, a need.
Sarah Jane: Which is?
Mrs. Wormwood: The people are hungry, Miss Smith. For new food. For new drinks. New tastes. All the western world does, is eat. All day, every day, eating. They gorge and feast and chew and bite. Everything sweet and hot and cold and sticky... food and drink. Just food and drink. That's the human race... they devour! Who are we to deny them?
Sarah Jane: [Columbo-esque] Oh, and by the way, what planet do you come from?
Mrs. Wormwood: Nice try.
Mrs. Wormwood: The thoughts of a child are chaos. Late homework? Is she fat? Will she ever be kissed? And she worships something called... the holy oak... no, Hollyoaks. But her parents fight - she wishes she was older, she wishes she was younger. This world scares her so very much.


Sarah Jane: I met this man, a very special man, called the Doctor. And years ago, we traveled together.
Maria: In space?
Sarah Jane: Space, and time. Then it came to an end. Suddenly, I was back to a normal life. Electric bills, burst pipes, bus tickets... and rain.
Kelsey: She's gone completely loop-the-loop!
Sarah Jane: There, y'see? Who could I talk to about it? For years I tried to forget! And then I met him again, the Doctor... but we had both changed, but it was funny because we were still both, the same. I learned, that I could carry on here on Earth, doing what we always did.
Kelsey: Right, everyone's an alien. You, me, the Pope, James Blunt - actually, I can believe that one...
Sarah Jane: Maria, there are two types of people in the world. Those who panic, and then there's us. Got it?
Maria: Got it.
Sarah Jane: When I was your age, I used to think "Oh, when I'm grown up, I'll know what I want, I'll be sorted." But you never really know what you want. You never feel grown up, not really. You never sort it all out... so I thought, I could handle life on my own. But after today... I don't want to!

[edit] Revenge of the Slitheen

Clyde: Let’s have a High School Musical moment! A group hug will sort everything out.
Newsreader: The Prime Minister has promised that the blackouts will not affect the U.K—[power shuts off]
Alan: Thank you, Prime Minister.

[edit] Eye of the Gorgon

Sarah Jane: Everyone gets old, Clyde, even you.
Clyde: Ha, no, not me! Way technology’s movin’, by the time I’m forty, I can get my brain put in a robot and live forever!
[Sarah Jane looks at him slightly shocked and concerned]
Alan: Maria, your mum and me, you know that’s all over.
Maria: [bitterly] Well that’s great for you, isn’t it? Some solicitor gives you a bit of paper, and it’s all over. But what good is that to me, Dad? She’s always gonna be my mum!
Alan: [hurt] But I know that. Of course she is, sweetheart.
Maria: Well, maybe I want her to get to know my friends, so she doesn’t think they’re weird anymore. And maybe I don’t want her to go back with Ivan. But that’s never gonna happen, is it? Because you’ve got a bit of paper!
Sarah Jane: [showing Bea an old photo with Bea and her husband] Can you tell me where you got this talisman?
Bea Nelson-Stanley: Oh, that’s my Edgar.
Maria: Your husband?
Bea Nelson-Stanley: Mm, yes! He used to say the Sontarans were the silliest-looking race in the galaxy. [chuckles]
Sarah Jane: [shocked] What did you say?
Mrs Randall: She’s always going on about monsters and space-men.
Sarah Jane: She’s seen Sontarans.
Maria: What’s a Sontaran?
Bea Nelson-Stanley: The silliest race in the galaxy, that’s what Edgar used to say. Like a huge… potato, with… [mimes a gun with her cane] rrrgh, a ray gun.
[Sarah Jane laughs]
Bea Nelson-Stanley: Quite nasty blighters they were, all the same.
Sarah Jane: Oh yes, Bea, they are, you’re right! You’re absolutely right.
Clyde: Listen, Luke. When weirdo nuns turn up on your doorstep asking about freaky glowing alien gizmos, one thing you never do is tell them you’ve got one!
Sarah Jane: Incidently, for future reference, Maria, even some fairy tales have a foundation in fact.
Sarah Jane: The Greeks were always dishing out challenges to each other. I think it must be a man thing.
Sarah Jane: [affectionately] So what do you think you’re doing, getting into a stranger’s car? For an intelligent boy, sometimes, oh, I can’t believe how stupid you are!
Sister Helena: [to Maria] I’d shut up if I were you. Or the Abbess will show you her idea of solving a problem like Maria.
Maria: [to her petrified father] I didn't mean to shout at you, Dad. I'm sorry...I'm so sorry.
Clyde: [upon discovering a garden full of petrified people] Why can’t they have garden gnomes like everyone else?
Maria: [in tears] Sarah Jane was right, wasn’t she? I thought meetin’ creatures from other planets was gonna be excitin’ and cool, but she told me, she said it wasn’t anythin’ like that. In the end it just messes you up. Your whole life, and the people you love…. That’s why Sarah Jane’s always been on her own. That’s why you’re here, isn’t it, Bea? With no one in the world who really knows you or cares. This is how we all end up, isn’t it?
Bea Nelson-Stanley: [puts a hand on Maria’s knee] I had my Edgar. You’re young! You’ll find yours.
Bea Nelson-Stanley: Not so fast, young lady! Would you, er, get, oh… fetch me – ah – my mirror!
[Maria picks up the mirror and holds it out]
Bea Nelson-Stanley: No, not for me! What do you think I’m going to do, powder my nose while you take on that monster? It’s for you!
Maria: [sceptically] For me?
Bea Nelson-Stanley: [sighs] Whatever do they teach you in school these days?
Maria: Don’t you wish you’d found someone special to share it all with?
Sarah Jane: Oh, I think I have. For the second time.

[edit] Warriors of Kudlak

Luke: I wasn’t trying to be cruel. I was trying to be funny.
Clyde: Yeah, well not everybody’s cut out to be me.
Mr Grantham: You make one hell of a future warrior, soldier!
Luke: [eagerly] You mean, I’d be good at killing people? [pause] If… the eventuality arose.
Mr Grantham: I’m bettin’ you don’t get invited to too many parties, do you?
Clyde: I was showin’ him what to do. He’s Luke, which makes me… Obi-wan Kenobi.
Cashier: [dully] Welcome to the unique gaming experience that is Combat 3000. Zap those drones.
Maria: What are we looking for?
Sarah Jane: You’ll know it when you find it. Just see what bubbles to the top.
Maria: Does that mean you don’t know?
Sarah Jane: Not as such.
Sarah Jane: Sarah Jane Smith, journalist.
Mr Grantham: [points to Maria] Who’s she?
Sarah Jane: My work experience girl.
Maria: It was either this or putting up scaffolding.
Sarah Jane: [coolly in an 'I knew this Was Going to Happen Voice'] Oh, please don’t be offended, but this isn’t the first time I’ve had a gun pointed at me. And guns from other planets – ooh, afraid I’ve rather lost count!
Mr Grantham: A conscience is like a stone in your shoe. You cannot begin to imagine the relief once you get rid of it.
Mr Grantham: [having broken into Sarah Jane’s house] I know, I probably should have called you first, but…
Sarah Jane: Not at all, Mr Grantham. I’m always delighted to study new forms of human lowlife in the comfort of my own home.
Clyde: Why this way?
Luke: Why not?
Lance: [seeing the Earth out a window] When did the moon turn blue?
Maria: You won’t be so cocky when you go down for abducting all those children.
Mr Grantham: [laughing] So-so you’re gonna tell the police that I helped some butt-ugly alien send kids to war in a galaxy far, far away? It won’t be me goin’ down, love! It’ll be you, down to the funny farm!
Sarah Jane: Who needs to mention aliens? There’s enough evidence to link you to the disappearances. I doubt that men like you fare too well in prison.
Kudlak: It has been a long war, Mistress. I grow old dreaming of peace.
Luke: Can I borrow your mobile, Clyde?
Clyde: We’re in space! Who’re you gonna ring, Captain Kirk?
Jen: [sarcastically] Yeah, ‘genius.’ He can wire your phone into an alien computer, [to Luke] but can you fly an alien shuttlecraft?
Clyde: No, but he can wire my phone up to an alien computer. Give the boy a chance, he’s on a roll!
Sarah Jane: [seeing the Earth from above in a slightly hapy and Excited Voice] I never thought I’d lay eyes on a sight like this again.
Clyde: Okay, I’ve gone past worried. I’m not even stoppin’ at anxious. I’m full throttlin’ to panic totally beyond reason!
Sarah Jane: After today, he might want to be an astronaut. Be the first man on Mars. First human man on Mars, that is.
Luke: You know you said, anything I wanted to know, just ask, right?
Clyde: Encyclopædia Clydannica, I’m your man.
Luke: Tell me about girls.
Clyde: [exasperated] Oh, man!
[Sarah Jane and Maria laugh]

[edit] Whatever Happened to Sarah Jane?

Maria: So, Clyde fights Slitheens and Gorgons, and that's ok with you, but a bit of skateboarding, and, woah...
Sarah Jane: I know! Oh, shame on me. Well, I've changed since I met you lot, I've gone all mumsy!
Maria: Dad you genius!
Alan: No, no, no. listen. The meteor. You were right. Its heading straight for us
Maria: We can stop it but we need Sarah Jane
Alan: I dont remember Sarah Jane
Maria: Dad trust me. You remembered me when I disappeared eh? Well, I remember Sarah Jane and she's the only person who can save us.
Alan: How? She's just a normal woman, isn't she?
Maria: She's a lot more than that. You've gotta help me. We can get Sarah Jane back. Whatever you did with that thing, do it again!
Andrea: [Looks into the mirror and sees Sarah Jane] No. Not you...
Sarah Jane: Andrea Yates. It's you. All grown up.
Andrea: Well, Look at you. Scrubbed up well. Always did look younger than you were. But you cant be here not while I'm here. You can't come back! [Maria and Alan come running into the attic.]
Maria: Sarah Jane!
Alan: But that's her, she's only in the mirror, this thing didn't work!
Sarah Jane: I can't get back while Andrea's still here. And I must get back, to save Luke. To save the world!
Maria: But what do we do?
Sarah Jane: There is a way. It's why the creature got rid of Maria. She confronted you. She might have persuaded you to go back on your deal. This whole thing depends upon your agreement to my death all those years ago.
Maria: If you break off the deal, Sarah Jane comes back. All you have to do is pull out of it! Say no!
Andrea: I can't.
Alan: If you don't, that meteor is going to hit. Is that what you want?
Maria: I'm sorry Andrea, but you were meant to die.
Andrea: Meant? Who says I'm meant to die? I was so young I had so much to do and I did it. Look at me. I lived every single moment because I knew what it was worth.
Sarah Jane: So did I.
Andrea: And you're the chosen one? The golden girl?
Sarah Jane: Oh, nobody was chosen. It was stupid and pointless what happened that day. But this is worse. That thing twisted it. He used you.
Andrea: So I die? At thirteen?
Sarah Jane: And my son gets a chance to live. He's lost out there Andrea. Somewhere terrible. And I am begging you please. Save him.
Sarah Jane: You were never forgotten, never! What I saw that day, it changed me forever. I saw how precious life is, and it made me fight to defend it across all these years, because of you, Andrea! It was all because of you! My best friend.
Clyde: She did it!
Chrissie: Oh like Bobby Sue had anything to do with that! You'll be telling me she invented the zip fastener next!
Sarah Jane: You're back!
Luke: Was I away?
Sarah Jane: And you are never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, going away again!

[edit] The Lost Boy

Clydes voicemail: If you want me - and I don't blame you, leave your name and number, especially if you're cute.
Alan: This is too much to take in.
Sarah Jane: That's the universe, Alan. Once it's chosen to show you some of its secrets, you can't ever turn your back on it. None of us can.
Sarah Jane: If the human race is going to survive climate change, Luke, you have to give it a hand! Not to mention my electricity bill!
Sarah Jane: You are going to be an ordinary human boy, with parents that care for you and won't ever let anything bad happen to you again. The way I never could.
Maria: What happened to never turning your back on the universe?
Sarah Jane: Sometimes you have to. Sometimes it's the only way to survive.
Pharos Institute Security: Intruder! Perimeter defences have been armed! Any attempt to escape may result in death! You have been warned!
Sarah Jane: Noted.
Sarah Jane: You think I'm alone? You think I'm defenceless? Well, meet my dog! K-9! Protect me!
K-9: Affirmative, mistress!
Sarah Jane: I have learned that life on Earth can be an adventure, too. You never know what you might find! In all the universe, I never expected to find a family.

[edit] Series 2

[edit] The Last Sontaran

Luke: On Monday, Clyde and I have to demonstrate the different battle strategies of Bonaparte and Wellington at Waterloo.
Clyde: I wanted to do 'The Battle of Hoth' but Mrs Pitman reckons that Star Wars isn't historically accurate.
Mr Smith: If every phenomenon reported as a UFO was in fact an alien spacecraft, I assure you the Earth would be at the centre of a solar gridlock stretching back to the outer rings of Saturn.
Sarah Jane: What about my two friends? They escaped.
Commander Kaagh: Pah, half forms. What trouble can they cause?
Clyde: You should ask my teacher!
Commander Kaagh: You have encountered my kind and survived! You are indeed an extraordinary female.
Sarah Jane: Flattery won't get you anywhere.
Clyde: For the first time in my life, I wish I carried a lipstick.
Sarah Jane: Maria, I really am sorry for how I reacted when you told me about America.
Maria: It doesn't matter. We were sort of busy.
Sarah Jane: You see, well, for the first time I felt as though I'd found a family – and so soon, so suddenly, it felt like I was losing it. Losing the daughter I always wanted.
Chrissie: I remember it all, you know.
Sarah Jane: Sorry?
Chrissie: The Sontaran, what really happened with my shoe. Don't worry, I won't say anything. They deserve a new start. We all do.
Sarah Jane: Thank you.
Commander Kaagh: [Half way through sentence] Nothing can stop me now!
Chrissie: [Running into room, high heel in her hand] TRY MY SIZE FIVES, HUMPTY! [Slams heel into the back of Commander Kaagh's probic vent, knocking him and herself unconscious]
Sarah Jane: I learned a long time ago that, if you're missing somebody, just look up at the night sky. Whoever it is, wherever they are, chances are they're looking at the stars just like you. Sometimes for all its size the universe isn't such a big place after all.

[edit] The Day of the Clown

Gita Chandra:(to Sarah Jane) Do you save the world every day, or is it just on Mondays?
Luke: Coulrophobia is the fear of clowns. Johnny Depp has it.
Clyde: What encyclopaedia did you learn that from, then?
Luke: Heat.
Clyde: This place doesn't just take the biscuit, it takes the whole biscuit tin.
Spellman: The fear of a mother for her young, the strongest fear of all.
Sarah Jane: You better believe it!
Sarah Jane: Rani, there is a time and a place for an interview, and being chased by a clown from outer space is definitely not it!
Sarah Jane: I'm going to offer you a choice, Rani. Cross over the road, go back to your parents and the life you lived before you moved here, and nothing will have changed. Or you can come with me. If you do that – nothing will ever be the same again.
Rani: I thought you were a journalist?
Sarah Jane: I am.
Rani: With alien gizmos in her attic? Who doesn't bat an eyelid at a shape-changing alien clown pied piper thing?
Sarah Jane: That's more of a hobby.
Sarah Jane: When it comes to getting a true glimpse of the universe there are two types of people: those who refuse to believe, that would tell themselves anything to deny the evidence of their eyes, and those that embrace the universe and just how special life is. I want it to stay that way by keeping it safe and secret.
Rani: And that's me?
Sarah Jane: That's all of us.
Clyde: Look at me with my new headteacher cooking me tea! The universe really is a surprising place.

[edit] The Secrets of the Stars

Martin Trueman: You really think anything up there has any influence down here?
Sarah Jane: I can't even have one night out without something weird happening.
Luke: He's a bit milky, isn't he?
Clyde: 'Cheesy'! For the hundredth time, the word is 'cheesy'!
Martin Trueman: I'm strangely drawn to a Sarah Jane Smith.
Martin: Some years ago, you travelled far and wide. And oh, the things you have seen! There was a man, a very special man. No, no, let me think. It wasn't a romance, no, it was something much, much more than that. He taught you so much. There was laughter and adventure, and you prayed that your time with him would never, ever end. But then suddenly he left you. The man was lonely. A scientist? No, a doctor. The Doctor. Am I right? [Sarah Jane has a flashback of her meeting The Doctor in 'School Reunion' and her saying goodbye to him in 'Journey's End']
Sarah Jane: Yes you are, but tell me right now, how do you know that?
Martin: It's all in your stars! And there's Jupiter in your 12 house. You are the keeper of secrets!
Sarah Jane: If you're so clever, tell me about the future.
Martin: If you want, but oh, I'm afraid Saturn is transecting Taurus. You have fought many battles in your life, you're about to fight another, but this time it will be different. This time Sarah Jane, you lose.
Luke: Last night, everyone was talking about their star signs, and I don't have one.
Sarah Jane: I could give you a birthday if you want. The day I found you. That's what I put on the adoption forms.
Luke: I wasn't born though, Mum. I was activated. 'Happy Activation Day!'. It doesn't sound right, does it? It's another strange thing. Something else that sets me apart.
Sarah Jane: Whatever particular day it is, that doesn't matter. You're not celebrating the day, you're celebrating the person.
Luke: But where you come from, childhood, it makes people who they are. I come from nowhere. I was never a baby.
Sarah Jane: Oh Luke...
Luke: I thought it would get easier, but there are always new things coming along, like this, to make me feel different.
Sarah Jane: Just remember - you're strong. I've seen you learn. You're my son and you're brilliant.
Luke: That's me.
Sarah Jane: Of course! He must be using a bio-damper!
Clyde: What's that, a washing powder?
Rani: Have you made an appointment?
Sarah Jane: Oh no, this is going to be an old-fashioned foot-in-the-door job.
Rani: Need another pair of feet?
Clyde: Mars has entered the Milky Way and Aero is in conjunction with the Galaxy.
Clyde: What was it? What's so special about me?
Sarah Jane: Oh, so many things.
Martin: How have you done this?
Luke: I wasn't born. I have no birthday.
Clyde: No star sign.
Luke: So astrology doesn't work on me. The circle was like an electrical circuit. I broke it.
Rani: Like you did before, you touched Clyde. It shorted the power!
Martin: What are you?
Sarah Jane: He's my son, and he's the centre of my universe.
Clyde: The best part of being in this team? Running away afterwards!
Clyde: Ohhh no no no! Trueman's knicked my mobile! I've got no mobile! I'm nobody! I'm no-one! I don't exist! It's a social disaster.
Sarah Jane: Do you still miss not having a birthday?
Luke: No thanks. Why should I want to be like everyone else? Today, me being different was a good thing!
Sarah Jane: Today you being different saved the world!
Luke: Why don't we celebrate this day then?
Sarah Jane: That's a great idea!
Luke: Every year this could be my special day!
Sarah Jane: Deal.
Luke: Can I have presents?
Sarah Jane: Oh whatever you want! Plus cards, cakes, lots and lots of attention, a party - oh, how about a party!

[edit] The Mark of the Berserker

Clyde: It's not a sleepover.
Luke: I don't understand.
Clyde: We're not girls! It's not a sleepover, you're just staying the weekend!
Luke: And I'll be sleeping over at yours! Therefore it's a sleepover!
Clyde: I never know if you're being serious or not.
Jacob: You picked it up at school. I saw you. And you've used it.
[Rani looks at the mark on her hand]
Rani: It's fading.
Jacob: Yeah, it does that when you stop using it. I'm talking about this like it's normal! At first, I was just having fun, y'know? I just wanted people to like me. That's not bad, is it?
Rani: Jacob, I need to know where you found it.
Jacob: Back of the school yard, y'know, where they're putting those pipes in? It was lying there in the mud. And it looked really really nice, so I picked it up.
Rani: And then you used it on people?!
Jacob: It was an accident! At first. The more you use it... it's like... it talks to you. It's like... glowing on the pendant, and then in your hand and then... I think it's evil.
Rani: I know someone who can get rid of it.
Jacob: What are gonna do?
Rani: It's going to be ok.
Mr Smith: [in a recording] Sorry, I'm not available right now, Sarah Jane has shut me down whilst she's away. If you'd like to leave a message, we'll get back to you when she returns.
Carla Langer: What the hell are you doing here? Don't you care about Clyde at all?
Paul Langer: Yeah, that's why I'm back!
Clyde: 'Cause you care about me? Y'know, when you left, at first I pretended it hadn't happened. That you'd just gone on holiday. And then I realised, no, you'd gone. Do you know what I did? I blamed Mum. I figured she must have done something really bad to drive you away. I messed about at school, got into trouble. I got expelled.
Paul: [insincerely] Yeah alright I'm sorry mate.
Clyde: You're... sorry? Dad, one minute you were there, and the next, I had no Dad.
Carla: You're Dad's not around either, is he?
Luke: No... it's complicated.
Carla: It usually is. Just... promise me something? If he ever turns up, y'know, out of the blue, whatever... just don't... don't forget your Mum.
Luke: I won't.
Clyde: If it wasn't for me, all these people, they wouldn't be here! I've saved them loads of times and they don't know!
Paul: OK... is this some sort of trading card thing?
Clyde: Don't you believe me?
Paul: No, no, I'm not saying that. It's just you and this Luke, the two of you, saving the world.
Clyde: You don't know what we've seen! Slitheen, Sontarans, we've stopped them, all of them.
Paul: You and Luke?
Clyde: You don't believe me, do you? Fine, I'll prove it to you!
[Video inside a 'holographic postcard' machine]
Clyde: Hey hey, Maria! This friend of Sarah Jane has given her this holographic postcard whatsit thing so...
Luke: [pops into video] Hi Maria! We miss you!
Clyde: Soft boy. We don't miss you! We've moved on! You're gone and forgotten! "Maria who?", I say!
Clyde: This is Mr Chandra, he's my Headteacher.
Paul: Oh! Alright mate? Clyde hasn't stopped raving about you and your school, he loves it there.
Haresh: [looks at Clyde disbelievingly] Does he?!
Paul: Haha, I'm joking!
[Paul and Clyde laugh at Haresh]
Haresh: Can I ask what you're doing here?
Clyde: Er, we're watering the, er, plants. Yeah, Sarah Jane asked me to water the plants while she's away.
Haresh: That's interesting because apparently she asked Rani to do that as well.
Clyde: Err, there's... lots of... plants?

[edit] The Temptation of Sarah Jane Smith

Rani: We could go through there, into another time. Might never get the chance again.
Clyde: Can't we just have a look? Five minutes?
Sarah Jane: No! I'm sorry Clyde, but it's too dangerous. You've seen it in the movies - you go back, you change one tiny thing, and there's terrible consequences.
Rani: But you've travelled through time in the TARDIS.
Sarah Jane: With the Doctor, who knew what he was doing... most of the time.
Rani: Something happened when she went back in time.
Clyde: And it's up to you, my young Padawan, [taps Luke on the cheek] to find out the whole story.
Sarah Jane: We lived in a village called Foxgrove – that's where I was born. One afternoon, in August 1951, they got in their car, drove off, and they never came back.
Luke: There was an accident?
Sarah Jane: A tractor had broken down in the lane. They went straight into it.
Luke: You got out ok.
Sarah Jane: I wasn't with them. They left me behind – in my pram, at the side of the road, alone.
Luke: They must have had a reason.
Sarah Jane: To leave a three-month-old baby on its own?
Luke: So, your Aunt Lavinia brought you up.
Sarah Jane: Dad's sister, the family genius. She did the best she could, but she was always so busy, never in one place long enough to lick a stamp. She always said my mum and dad were the best parents in the world. But I couldn't help thinking – was she covering up for them? Because that day they just upped and left their baby alone. Left me behind.
Luke: Where'd you get the clothes?
Sarah Jane: Back of my wardrobe. Simple, classic, they'll do the job.
Luke: You used to wear that?! Seriously?!
Sarah Jane: Listen kid, the fifties came back in the seventies, I remember when this was quite the thing!
Sarah Jane: If it is a trap, this is the only way to find out who's behind it. That sounds like a good, rational reason I can give myself, anyway.
Clyde: [trying to get the puzzle box to open] Err... Hocus Pocus! Open Sesame? I don't know... Oh! JUMANJI!
Sarah Jane: I'll never know why they left me that day, but I do know that they loved me.
Sarah Jane: Luke, I have saved the lives of so many people, people I didn't even know, I don't know – miners on Peladon, all the people drinking BubbleShock, without a second thought, but this is my mum and dad!
Luke: You know you're not meant to!
Sarah Jane: Why? Why can't I? Why shouldn't I save them too?
Luke: What about the way you were brought up? If you changed it, then what if you never meet the Doctor? What if you never meet me?
Sarah Jane:I only want to look through the fissure, see what my life becomes if they survive. If there's anything wrong, we come back and set it right again!
Luke: Unless this is the trap.
Sarah Jane:Why do we have to think this is something terrible? What if this is a good thing? All these years I've been putting other people first – there has to be something at the end of it, doesn't there? Something for me? What if this is it? My reward!
Sarah Jane: It's all my fault!
Luke: All we have to do to change things back is repair the car.
Sarah Jane: And then what? I order my mother and father inside, I send them off to their deaths?
Luke: It's the only way.
Sarah Jane: I can't do it! If it was me, Luke, could you? I won't kill them! There must be another way, there's always another way!
Sarah Jane: There's only one person in the universe who would know, straight away! One person who could help us! And where is he whenever you need him?
Rani: Yes... hello, an ethnic person in the fifties! Hi!
Rani: I'm looking for a woman, short, brown hair, very pretty, probably with her son. He's a bit... weird.
Mrs King: What was she wearing? Can that really be the fashion in the Punjab?
Barbara Smith: If we get in the car and drive away now, then that's the end of that thing under the arch. I know I'm right.
Sarah Jane: No, you musn't! Don't go!
Barbara: We've got to. But not Sarah Jane, not our baby. Take her. Look after her.
Luke: This is why they left that day. They didn't abandon you Mum, they saved you!
Eddie Smith: One thing though, it's important. Sarah Jane, our baby. Is she safe? Does she have a good life?
Sarah Jane: Yes! So many incredible things, things you wouldn't believe... don't go!
Eddie: We've got to though, havn't we?
Barbara: Like he worked any of it out! I said, didn't I? I don't understand it, but sometimes the heart knows things the mind can't explain.
Sarah Jane: [sobbing] Oh Mum... Dad...
Eddie: Come here, come here. [he pulls Sarah Jane and Barbara into his arms]
Barbara: Look at you, older than us!
Eddie: And you came all that way to see us!
Sarah Jane: I thought you'd left me behind... I never knew you, I never had the chance, it was so unfair!
Barbara: Who said life was fair, eh?
The Trickster: You... have denied me... my hunger!
Sarah Jane: I have done nothing! That was my Mum and Dad, saving the world! Something us Smiths just can't help doing!
The Trickster: But you couldn't do it, I knew you could never do it!
Sarah Jane: You were right, I couldn't send them off, but you didn't count on one thing - they were brilliant! They worked it out by themselves! My Mum and Dad defeated you!
Clyde: I'll be off home then. Huh, today I've been to an alternative timeline and now I'm saying "I'll be off home then".
Sarah Jane: That's the life we lead. Sometimes it brings you such joy and sometimes it brings you the worst things in the world.
[Holding a picture of Eddie & Barbara Smith]
Sarah Jane: That's all I ever had of them. But life goes on... it has to... Oh Luke, they were my Mum and Dad... [pulls Luke into a hug and sobs, smiling] ...and they were wonderful!
Luke: It's made me realise - I'm so lucky, because I've got my Mum. I've got you!

[edit] Enemy of the Bane

The Brigadier: In my day UNIT battled Daleks, Cybermen, Autons and Zygons and all manner of space-thuggery.
Mrs. Wormwood: This is it. The resting place of Horath. The birthplace of a new galactic eon. The age of Wormwood.
Kaagh: And Kaagh.
Mrs. Wormwood: If you really want the empire to sound like a firm of solicitors.

[edit] Series 3

[edit] Prisoner of the Judoon

[edit] The Mad Woman in the Attic

Sarah Jane:Blackhole, easy.

[Sarah Jane pulls out a phone and calls Mr Smith]

Sarah Jane: Mr Smith, I need you.

Mr Smith: Yes, Sarah Jane.

Sarah Jane: Well, actually, for once, it's not you I need, it's K-9.

Mr Smith: Your robot dog?

Sarah Jane: That's the one, patch me through Mr Smith.

Mr Smith: Boosting telephone signal, connecting now.

K-9: Greetings Mistress!

Sarah Jane: K-9? Can you hear me?

K-9: Affirmative, Mistress!

Sarah Jane: K-9, you're coming home, for good this time...! K-9, I'm in a spaceship under a beach on the south coast. The spaceship needs a blackhole, reckon you can help?

K-9: Affirmative Mistress. Spaceship? Can you read me...? I am currently generating a shield around the blackhole.

Ship: If you send me your coordinates, I can absorb the energy.

K-9: Sending coordinates now! My Mission is completed.

[K-9 teleported from the safe, in a flash of yellow light re-appearing in the attic]

K-9: Greetings, Mr Smith.

Mr Smith: It's good to see you, K-9... will you be staying here now?

K-9: Affirmative!

Mr Smith: [Bored and annoyed] Oh, good.

[edit] The Wedding of Sarah Jane Smith

The Doctor: [Bursting into the room] STOP THIS WEDDING!! NOW!!!
Sarah Jane: Is this the last time I'm ever going to see you?
The Doctor: [Brief pause] I don't know. I hope not.
Sarah Jane: [Smiling] Goodbye, Doctor, until the next time.
The Doctor: Don't forget me, Sarah Jane.
Sarah Jane: No-one's ever going to forget you.
The Doctor: [Smiles]
Sarah Jane: [Smiles and walks out of TARDIS leaving the Doctor leaning back against the console. The TARDIS door closes behind her and the TARDIS dematerialises leaving Sarah Jane, Luke, Clyde, Rani, & K-9 looking at the empty space where the TARDIS once stood.]
Clyde: You were right. He is amazing!
Sarah Jane: And so are we.

[edit] The Eternity Trap

[edit] Mona Lisa's Revenge

[edit] The Gift

[edit] See also

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