The Simpsons Hit & Run
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The Simpsons Hit & Run is a video game based on the animated TV series The Simpsons. In the game, Homer, Bart, Lisa, Marge and Apu make their way through various levels on a quest to save Springfield. (For the PC, PS2, Xbox and GameCube)
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[edit] Homer
- And people say I'm slow. Wait a minute! That was an insult!
- Let's do this thang!
- Ooh, I'm soaring like a candy wrapper in an updraft!
- Homer hates losing! Homer SMASH!!!!!!!!!
- Learn to drive, ya dumbass!
- [after hitting something] Bart did it!
- Can you come and get me? I'll pay you in back rubs.
- I'm a lean, mean...speed thingy!
- [chanting] Two, four, six, eight! You suck! I'm great! La-da-da-da! You I hate!
- As soon as I'm done scratching myself, you're history!
- [Homer notices a security camera at his workstation] How can I sleep with that camera? Ooh, sexy girls could be watching me on the Internet!
- Let's see, I need something to board up the windows. I know! Boards!
- [chanting] I am Evil Ho-mer! I am Evil Ho-mer!
- [chanting] I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T.
- [In mocking tone, after smashing up a computer box] If you're so smart, how come I broke you?
- Whoa, I need a disco-nap!
[edit] Apu
- Hopefully my store will not be robbed more than four times while I am driving around today.
- I must admit. The smell of fresh air is much more pleasing than the odor of the hot dog machine.
- I better hurry. Last time I left the store, vandals put pornography in the bridal magazines.
[edit] Others
- Mayor Quimby: I think I speak for all Springfielders when I say, where is the sexy footage?
- Professor Frink: I love the pull of gravity in the morning.
[edit] Conversations
- Homer: Marge, that black van is spying on us.
- Marge: Oh, Homie! You're so sexy when you're paranoid.
- Chief Wiggum: Uh, sorry little girl, I'm busy collecting evidence on Jailbird. We're busting him on the "three strikes law".
- Lisa: How many strikes do you have so far?
- Chief Wiggum: Er... no strikes. But that's only beacause I'm a very, very bad cop!
- Lisa: Dad, I'm really proud of you for rescuing us all from that alien invasion.
- Homer: Did that really happen? I thought it was a bad dream, after eating too many raw hotdogs.
- Marge: No, Homie. You're the town hero!
- Homer: Sweet! And the ninja babysitters? Was that real or a hotdog dream?
- Lisa: Hotdog dream.
[edit] Male Adult Pedestrian
- "Takes more then that to kill me!"
- "You can't touch me there. Nothing gives you that right."
- "Watch it buddy!"
- "That does it, I'm moving to Shelbyville."
