The Spirit of Truth

Your thoughts ain't my thoughts!

The Spirit of Truth (also known as the "One Man Show") is the name of a Los Angeles-based televangelism program. Video of the program was uploaded to YouTube in 2006, and the televangelist's erratic behavior (including his frequent swearing) led to him becoming an internet phenomenon.

• "You don't like it? Kiss my ass, you don't like it. It's my house."
• "Look at that, I'm provoking that, huh? I'm making motherfuckas just hate God more. I'm provoking that, huh?"
• "It's my world, and every mothafuckin thing in it; that's including your asshole, too."
• "You believe in God like it's somethin' you just wiped your ass with?"
• "I come in the name of Jesus -- repeat it after me, bitch! -- I come in the name of Jesus by the power of the Holy Spirit."
• "Are ya laughin', biotch? Ha, aha! You find it funny? Heh. You find it funny?"
• "So, wait, you ain't- you ain't hear me, huh? I'll conversate again: I come in the name of Jesus -- repeat it after me, bitch! -- I come in the name of Jesus by the power of the Holy Spirit. God Almighty! You know, ruler of Heaven and Earf [Earth], and every goddamn thing in between! You understand me now?"
• "Reverend X! Speak to me--state yo' name--yo' name--first and last name. Talk to me. Correct God! Correct God, ain't none of ya'll correct me by my word, huh?"
• (To a caller) "Say what? Muh-fucka, I ain't lookin for you. You--you--you probably lookin' for a cult. Muh-fucka, you- get to Heaven's gate, travel the hell up outta here! Look what? Whatchu know about the Lord? What do you know about the Lord? Whatchu know about the Lord? Don't tell me- I come in the name of Jesus by the power of the Holy Spirit. Let's stay focused..!"
• "You can't hang wit me, bitch!"
• "I come in the name of Jesus by the power of Holy Spirit. I c--I come in the name of Jesus by the power of the Holy Spirit."
• "Motherfucka, the book I got in my hand!" (In response to a caller who asked where he got those scriptures from)
• "Stupid-ass house nigga!"
• (To a caller who says tells the reverend that he isn't God) "But, I *AM*! Biotch! Stupid fuck! Goddamn--goddamn blasphemer! You're a goddamn sinner! That's what the fuck you is. Motherfucker.
• "(caller wants to know why he thinks he is God) I don't THINK I'm God I ain't say, uhh, I THINK I BELIEVE!!! I AM God, and if you study my words, you would know I'M ME, TOO! You know me, don't you? (calls responds, Hell, no, I don't want you.") You don't know me, then SHAME ON YO' GODDAMN ASS, THEN!"
• (Getting frustrated with a female caller) "Bitch, I'm flowin' straight from the survival scrolls! Cut that bitch off! Next caller."
• "Okay, thank you, you gon' give me some help? You gon' help me by tellin' me I need help? Why don't you give me the line where I'm helped at the end of the . . . direct me upon the path, BEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTCH!!!!!!!!! [Gasps for air]. Shit, ol' monkey-minded-ass nincomfuckingpoop!" (In response to the comment "Okay sir. You're an idiot. You need help. You need to go to the hospital. Call--" At this point, the bitch gets cut off).
• "Muthafucka 'cause I'm God!!!" (In response to the question "Why so much cursin'?" by a female caller)
• "Thought like this: thought he farted, but the motherfucker cold shitted" (In response to the comment "I thought God wasn't human").
• "IF!!!" (While interrupting the comment "I wanna know, if you God . . ." by a female caller named Tasha).
• "Shut the fuck up, biotch! You stank. You stank to high heaven. You smell like [sniffs the air] . . . shit!" (responding to a caller who claimed to be "Gin Ra")
• "And house niggas, bitch-made-ass nincomfuckingpoops, uh, monkey-minded, afrocentric muh-fuckas--you wan' call me and tell me yo' opinion, but, uh, if you callin' and you seein' that I"m doin' something wrong . . . you love Jesus, then don't you love me enough to give me the correct route? 'Cause that's all I'm servin' yours, shovin' it straight between yo' fuckin' eyes! You can't even real-ize!"
• "I don't give a fuck what you think, bitch!"
• "Well, bitch, healing come by faith in me. . . . Bitch, you gotta come and bow yo' goddamn knee to me and ask me what you want out of faith. If he be God,[sarcastically]like, you know, they did in Matthew Verse 1. Like the Devil did God. Why you come out and play the role of the Devil? Cause I say I'm God? Cause--a you competitive, huh, bitch? 'If ye be God, turn this rock here into breadt!' [spelled with a t]! Muthafucka! I am God, bitch!" (In response to the comment "I want to know if you're going to heal all these diseases on this Earth" by a female caller named Janet)
• "I know my scriptures..bitch!"
• "(Reading from Bible) '...That make a man offended towards, and lay a snare...' You know, they try and trip a nigga up, like me, you know 'cause I ain't--I ain't followin' whitey's rules! You know..."
• "I make my ass very available."
• "The devil is a motherfuckin' liar, so you know I ain't worried, biotch! Stupid bitch."
• "You the devil!! AHAHA!!! You the devil!! You a satanist huh?!! So you a ey, ey...yee Then you wrote a book too, you got a book with blood on it huh! you satan huh! Who created your ass satan?! Who created your ass?!!"
• "Your thoughts ain't my thoughts!"
• "God Almighty! You know, ruler of Heaven and Earf [Earth], and every Goddamn thing in between!"
• "Go teach your children--dumb, shit-head biyatch."
• "It's gonna be goin' on like Donkey Kong: 144,000 strong."
• "Because you nincom-fuckin'-poops don't know Jesus from glory halle-stupid, I will stick my sword in that ass so fast, you would swear my name is Cupid!"
• "Choose Christ, motherfucker."
• "The 'erf ([Earth]) is my turf. That's a rap, that's a rap for yo' muthafuckin' ass."
• "You will repent for your past, or rest your own motherfuckin' ass. What I'm sincerely trying to say is, check yo' self, motherfucka, 'fore you wreck yo' self."
• (To a female caller who asks why he curses so much) "Motherfucker 'cause I'm God!"
• "Why you cursin', bitch?!"
• "Fuck dat, I got dat glock locked back!"
• "You trust in the Devil, huh? Well, if God sent the devil, in the name of Jesus by the power of the Holy Spirit, then, motherfucker, you fucked up, huh? You fucked up, huh? You know yo' ass is doomed!"
• "Whatchu got to speak? If you don't know shit to speak on some topic I'm bringing up, shut your goddamn ass up....ahah!! hell!!! you trust in hell motherfucker and you already in hell, just like I trust in heaven and I'm already there motherfucker. You the one goin..you believe in death huh! god damn murderers, crucified my blessed brother, but when I find them I'm gon get them motherfuckers!!!!...They be the ones thats always layin laws, lordin fuckin fuckin boys..fuck that I got that glock locked back!"
• "You motherfuckers won't understand 'til I'm bringing some sharp-ass, tempered steel around upon yo' goddamn neck. That's when you gonna understand me....motherfucker."
• "You motherfuckers telling me what I AM, AIN'T?! You don't know me! You never seen God! And I bet you steer clear of the bible 'cause white supremacists told you it ain't gon help ya!"
• "I come in the name of Jesus by the power of the Holy Spirit; any, anybody, anybody resistin' can goddamn my ass kissin'!"
• "If you don't mind, God don't mind, playing yo' wicked-ass at the end of time."
• "You lucky the cops ain't around --'cause they the only motherfuckers who can't save your ass!" (laughs mockingly)
• "Haha, you goddamn Devil worshiper, you ain't got no excuse! Motherfucka, you ain--you ain't comin' in no--you come in the name of Satan. I guess if you, like, a house-nigga who wanna go competitive--if I say I'm God, then I guess you have to take the side of Satan, huh, motherfucka? Hmph... Stupid bitch. Not of--it's not of competition, it's of cooperation, stupid-ass house-nigga! (Caller calls him a motherfucker) I can't see you, though, bitch, you see me. I'm all ou-- I'm all out. I make my ass very available. Time, next caller..."
• "I don't believe you. Why you ignorant motherfuckers keep callin' me? I'm lookin' for my 144,000 who know these scriptures, and not who think they believe. That's how they convicted O.J., they convicted O.J. with they think they believe. (Imitating jury) 'I think I believe O.J.--' Who gives a FUCK?! You ain't seen shit!"
• (Getting frustrated with a caller) "Goddamn, every ignorant, motherfuckin' house nigga in all the motherfuckin' South Central wanna call and fuck with the Lord."
• (Begins to unbutton his shirt) "I gotta keep my motherfuckin' shirt on. Motherfucker. I can get naked for you assholes. Motherfucker 'cause it's my world and every motherfuckin' thing in it. That's including yo' asshole too."
• "Motherfuckas...(as he takes off his shirt)...get naked for ya, so you motherfuckas can look in my asshole, see if you find any sin. Stupid bitch....what you know about God?"
• (After a caller claims he is not God) "But... BUT, I AM!!!"
• "(Caller says he isn't her daddy) But, I am. Do you know your daddy? (Caller: "What's wrong with you?") Huh? What's wrong with you? I come in the name of Jesus by the power of the Holy Spirit. What's your trip? I told you what I'm going through. The fuck yo' problem? (Caller: "You need to watch your damn language talkin' about the Lord!") Bitch, I'm God! How the fuck you gonna tell me to watch my language? I ain't no fuckin' child! Bitch, get off the phone. Go--go tell your children to watch they fuckin' language. Go teach your children....dumb, shit-head biyatch."
• "Motherfucker, I ain't no corrupt corru- communication came out mah mouf. You know what the corrup-corru-minication is? That's when you talk about the devil 'he the devil!' Yo'--yo' motherfuckin' communications is corrupt. Whateva! Whateva 'den I'm wrong! You got me now! You got me now! You got me now, oh, you figured me out, you fuckin' nincom-fucking-poop. You figured me out! You got me red han'ed!"
• "FUCK YO' THOUGHTS! I'M GOD! And, bitch, you not." (To a caller saying he isn't God).
• "What's on yo' feeble-ass mind?"
• "What the fuck you doin' for God? You slang that pussy, but it ain't for God!"
• "No way you'll never make it. Come wit' the weak shit, I'll break it. Step into my zone-ass scriptures will stifle yo' punk-ass!"
• "God can't prove he God, huh? But it ain't for God to prove to you, it's for you to prove that you love God. Wrote a book, so you wouldn't forget what I want you to do, either. I require a dime out of every dollar . . . every dollar that you make. I require one dime. Here, turn this up. This to all you playa haters. (Proceeds to sing). Turn that head around. I'm finna take my shit back now. And you gettin' robbed! Wake up, wake up! Open the door. Lay that ass on the floor. I'm takin' back my shit--you gettin' robbed! You know I need my money. And you . . . you girl . . . should just ride wit me. Let's go along together. We'll be happy. Collecting back my money. Yeah!"

External links

• http://www.myspace.com/bywhopower - Official Don Vincent, aka "Reverend X" myspace page.