The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie
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The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie is a 2004 movie based on the show SpongeBob SquarePants. It's about SpongeBob and Patrick's adventure to stop Plankton.
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[edit] Dialogue
- Goofy goober: [Singing]: Oh, I'm a goofy goober, yeah, You're a goofy goober yeah, We've all goofy goobers yeah, Goofy goofy goofy goobers yeah!
- Mr. Krabs: "I stole your crown, signed... EUGENE KRABS"?!
- Neptune: Relinquish the royal crown to me AT ONCE! [points his burning trident at Mr. Krabs]
- Mr. Krabs: But... But this is crazy! I didn't do it!
- Answering Machine: Ahoy! This is Eugene Krabs-- leave a message!
- Answering Machine: Hi, Mr. Krabs, this is Clay, the guy you sold Neptune's crown to? Yeah. I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. [Mr. Krabs tries to stop the machine by breaking it but it continues to play] I sold it to a guy in Shell City and, uh... I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown... [Mr. Krabs rips the phone from the cord but the phone still works for a brief moment] ...which is now in Shell City, goodbye.
- Mr. Krabs: Eh-heh-heh, h'well, I was... I, uh... hoo-hoo... eh... Don't'cha just hate wrong numbers?
- Neptune: MY CROWN IS IN THE FORBIDDEN SHELL CITY?!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!!!
- Plankton: [appears on the other end of the phone] Plan Z, I love Plan Z!
- Neptune: My hair is thinning a bit...
- SpongeBob: Oh, your highness , I'm sure it's not that noticab-- [Neptune takes off the paper bag from his head revealing an insanely blinding glow] --aaald! Baaald! Baaald!
- Crowd of People: Baaald! Baaald! Baaald! Baaald!
- Fish: [eyes sizzling] MY EEEYES!!
- Neptune: [puts the bag back on] All right, all right.
- SpongeBob: Uh... King Neptune, sir? Would you spare Mr. Krabs' life if I went to get your crown back?
- Neptune: You go to Shell City?! [eyes bulge out of head] MWAHAH-HAH-HAH-HAHH!! EH-HEH-HAH-HAH!! EH-HAH-HAH-HAAH HAAH HAAAAAAAH HAH HAH HAAAH!! [goes back to normal] No one who's gone to Shell City has ever returned!
- SpongeBob: Patrick, we're gonna party 'till we're purple!
- Patrick: I LOVE BEING PURPLE!
- Neptune: Be back with my crown, in exactly 10 days!
- Patrick: He can do it in 9!
- Neptune: 8!
- Patrick: 7!
- Neptune: 6!
- SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs: PATRICK! [He and Mr. Krabs tackle Patrick]
- Neptune: 6 it is then! [Mr. Krabs chokes Patrick]
- Patrick: [gasps for air] 5?!
- SpongeBob: Patrick, shush!
- Squidward: Too bad SpongeBob's not here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here.
- Squidward: [Mr. Krabs has been frozen solid] Who turned on the A/C? [sees a frozen Mr. Krabs] Ahhh! Mr. Krabs! [knocks on Krabs 3 times] Oh, no! This is terrible! Who's gonna sign my paycheck?
- Victor: HEY!!! Who blew this bubble?! (to all his fellow thugs) You all know the rules!
- Thugs: (in unison) All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar.
- Victor: That's right! So, who blew it?!
- SpongeBob: How are we going to get back to Bikini Bottom now?
- David Hasselhoff: I can take you there. [cuts to Hasselhoff running toward them]
- SpongeBob: Who are you?!
- David: I'm David Hasselhoff.
- SpongeBob and Patrick: Hooray!
- SpongeBob: Where's your boat?
- David: Boat? (laughs) [cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick riding on his back]
- SpongeBob: Go, Hasselhoff!
- SpongeBob: Oh, my gosh! Look, Patrick, Plankton's turned everybody in Bikini Bottom into slaves! Squidward...Sandy...Mrs. Puff... [gasps] Even Gary!
- Gary: Meow, Plankton!
- SpongeBob: [seemingly drunk on ice cream] This next song goes out to my best friends in the whole world, Patrick...and this big peanut guy! It's a little diddy called...
- SpongeBob & Patrick: WAIIIIIITERRRRRR!
- Plankton: His chaps are too righteous. The helmets can't handle this level of rock and roll! Karen, do something!
- Karen: [crowd surfing] WWOOOOOO, WHEEEEE!
- Mindy: [after making Spongebob and Patrick into "men"] Can you make it to Shell City!
- SpongeBob & Patrick: HECK YEAH!
- Mindy: Are men afraid of anything?
- SpongeBob & Patrick: HECK NO!
- Mindy: And why?
- SpongeBob and Patrick: BECAUSE WE'RE INVINCIBLE! [they jump off a cliff]
- Mindy: [yelling down to them] I NEVER SAID THAT!
- SpongeBob: [driving] Hey look, free ice cream! [turns sharp left and gets out to get ice cream]
- Patrick: [to skull on floor] Hey, how's it going? [suddenly looks alarmed] SPONGEBOB!!
- SpongeBob: Yeah?
- Patrick: ...Make mine a chocolate!
- SpongeBob: WHAT KIND OF OLD LADY ARE YOU?! [bites off old lady's arms, falls down]
- Patrick: [catches SpongeBob in the Patty Wagon] Did you get the ice cream?
