The Story of Us

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The Story of Us is a 1999 American motion picture directed by Rob Reiner, and starring Bruce Willis and Michelle Pfeiffer as a couple married for fifteen years.

[edit] Quotes

Rachel: You were our Fred and Ethel Mertz!
Katie: Funny, we thought you were OUR Fred and Ethel Mertz.

Stan: Love is just lust in disguise, and lust fades, so you damn well better be with someone who can stand you.

Rachel: Marriage is the Jack Kevorkian of romance.

Rachel: Is it physically impossible to French-kiss a man who leaves the new roll of toilet paper resting on top of the empty cardboard roll? Does he not see it? DOES HE NOT *SEE* IT?

Lillian: Oh, Dot. Put out once in a while, your face won't be so tight.

Ben: And you can take that bread and shove it up the tops of your legs!