The Story of Us
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The Story of Us is a 1999 American motion picture directed by Rob Reiner, and starring Bruce Willis and Michelle Pfeiffer as a couple married for fifteen years.
[edit] Quotes
- Rachel: You were our Fred and Ethel Mertz!
- Katie: Funny, we thought you were OUR Fred and Ethel Mertz.
- Stan: Love is just lust in disguise, and lust fades, so you damn well better be with someone who can stand you.
- Rachel: Marriage is the Jack Kevorkian of romance.
- Rachel: Is it physically impossible to French-kiss a man who leaves the new roll of toilet paper resting on top of the empty cardboard roll? Does he not see it? DOES HE NOT *SEE* IT?
- Lillian: Oh, Dot. Put out once in a while, your face won't be so tight.
- Ben: And you can take that bread and shove it up the tops of your legs!