The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003 film)
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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is the 2003 horror film. The film follows a group of friends who fall victim to a chainsaw wielding killer and his family of cannibals while on their way to go to the Lynyrd Skynyrd concert. It is the remake of the 1974 horror film of the same name.
- Directed by Marcus Nispel. Written by Scott Kosar.
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[edit] Dialogue
- [While they are driving through Texas, Erin starts singing "Sweet Home Alabama".]
- Morgan: Would anybody please make her stop singing?
- [Erin keeps singing.]
- Kemper: I think you got a beautiful voice, baby.
- Erin: Thank you.
- [Morgan laughs, Kemper looks at the rear view mirror, seeing Pepper and Andy kissing, and he nods.]
- [While Pepper and Andy are kissing each other.]
- Pepper: Can you believe? We didn't even know each other yesterday.
- Andy: I know. It's just amazing.
- [Pepper and Andy continue kissing each other.]
- Morgan: You know what's even more amazing? Hello? [Pepper and Andy keeps kissing.] Hello? What are you, like at a pause or half-time?
- [Pepper and Andy turns to Morgan.]
- Morgan: Okay, The fact that Americans each day are infected with a sexually-transmitted disease, and two-thirds of them are just about your age.
- [Pepper and Andy doesn't know the answer.; Erin laughs.; Andy flips off Morgan.; Morgan smiles]
- Kemper: Hey, Morgan. How are you the expert on the dumbest shit?
- [Pepper blows bubbles at Morgan. as Andy keeps kissing Pepper.]
- Pepper: What are the odds of you guys passing through "El Paso", just as i started to hitch? I mean, it's like synchronicity.
- [Erin and Morgan stare each other.]
- Pepper: [frantically.] It's like I.S.D. It's like this shit does not just happen. [Pepper turns to Andy and kisses each other.]
- [Erin checks on the box.]
- Erin: Oh, baby, They got to play "free bird."
- Kemper: Oh, they have to. We paid a fortune for these tickets.
- Andy: Hey yo Kemp, can you do something about the A.C. Back here? I'm melting.
- [Kemper jams on the fan, but doesn't work.]
- Kemper: No.
- [Morgan laughs.]
- Kemper: But if you or Pepper get too hot, You could always take your clothes off.
- [Pepper, Andy and Morgan laughs.]
- Andy: You'd like that, wouldn't you?
- Erin: You are such a perv. [turns to Pepper.] Don't listen to him, Pepper.
- Pepper: Why not? I think he's funny.
- Erin: [turns to Kemper.] She's only known you for 19 hours. [turns back to Pepper.] I've lived with him for 3 years. And trust me, He is not funny!
[edit] Taglines
- Inspired by a True Story.
- What you know about fear... doesn't even come close.
- You want scary? THIS is scary!
- If it's terror what you want, it's terror that you'll have.
[edit] Cast
- Jessica Biel - Erin
- Jonathan Tucker - Morgan
- Erica Leerhsen - Pepper
- Mike Vogel - Andy
- Eric Balfour - Kemper
- Andrew Bryniarski - Thomas Hewitt
- R. Lee Ermey - Sheriff Hoyt
- David Dorfman - Jedediah
