The Tourist
[edit] Dialogue
Elise Clifton-Ward: I'm Elise.
Frank Tupelo: I'm Frank.
Elise: That's a terrible name.
Frank: [shrugs] It's the only one I've got.
Elise: Maybe we can find you another.
Frank: Okay.
Elise: Invite me to dinner, Frank?
Frank: What?
Elise: [gives him a look]
Frank: Would you like to have dinner?
Elise: Women don't like questions.
Frank: Join me for dinner.
Elise: Too demanding.
Frank: Join me for dinner?
Elise: Another question.
Frank: [thinks for a moment] I'm having dinner, if you'd care to join me.
Elise: [smiles at him]
Frank: You're ravenous.
Elise: Do you mean ravishing?
Frank: I do.
Elise: You look ravenous.
Frank: I do.
Frank: [On the phone] Hello? I - I need help. There are two men trying to break down the door!
Hotel Manager: What kind of problem do you have with the door, sir?
Frank: No, no, no, there are two men with guns trying to break in! [Shots fired] Uh, gotta go!
Hotel Manager: Bongiourno, signor.
Frank: BON JOVI!
Policeman: You wish to report a murder?
Frank: Attempted murder.
Policeman: That's not so serious.
Frank: Not when you downgrade it from murder. But when you upgrade it from room service, it's quite serious.
Elise: Twenty million dollars worth of plastic surgery. And that's the face you choose.
Frank: You don't like it?
Elise: It will do.
[edit] Frank Tupelo
Frank: Why is everyone trying to kill me?!
[edit] Cast
- Johnny Depp as Frank Tupelo
- Angelina Jolie as Elise Clifton-Ward
- Paul Bettany as Inspector John Acheson
- Timothy Dalton as Chief Inspector Jones
- Steven Berkoff as Reginald Shaw
