The World's Strictest Parents
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[edit] Nick and Charlette
Charlette's Mom: Young lady, you told me you'd be home at 7 and here it is 10 o' clock, I'm pickin' you up.
Charlette: No, I told you I had plans so that doesn't mean I'm going to come home at 6:00 at fucking night when everyone fucking knows all the fun happens when the sun goes down, so fuck! Fuck no! Fuck that!
Charlette's Mom: You better watch your language.
Charlette: FUCKING MAKE ME. (giggles)
Nick: If I can't smoke, I'm going to be an asshole.