Tom and Jerry

From Wikiquote

Tom and Jerry is a series of the cat and mouse duo from 1940 to 1967.

Contents 1 Tom and Jerry 2 Quacker 3 Mammy-Two-Shoes 4 Spike 5 Dialogue

[edit] Tom and Jerry

Jerry: [whispering] Hey! You wanna get back in the house, don't you?

Tom: Yeah.

Jerry: [whispers] Okay then, I'll.... [whispers again]

Tom: Uh-huh?

Jerry: And you.... [whispers again]

Tom: Oh...

Jerry: If that would load both..... [whispers again]

Tom: Absolutely you!

---

Jerry: [after kicking Tom into a pie] Why that dirty, double crossing, good for nothing, two timing....

---

Tom: Gee. I'm throwing away a million dollars. BUT I'M HAPPY! [goes back to attacking Jerry]

---

Tom: [drunk] One, for the money. [hiccups] Two, for the show. [hiccups] Three to get ready. [hiccups] And four to go!

---

Tom: Don't you believe it!

[edit] Quacker

• Ah! My mommy! My nice mommy. [Jerry gets his attention to the mother duck] THAT'S NOT MY MOMMY! [smashes the book and runs away, then Jerry comes out with a flat body]

[edit] Mammy-Two-Shoes

• Well, slap my face if this ain't a mess!

[edit] Spike

• [to Tom] Listen, pussycat! If I catch you bothering my boy, again, I'll tear you apart! Now, beat it!
• [to Tom] Listen, pussycat! If I catch you takin' my bone again, [wallops Tom in the head] there's gonna be trouble! Understand?!
• [to Jerry] Babytalk! Ain't he cute? Just whistle!
• [to Jerry] How am I doing pal?

[edit] Dialogue

Spike: Dogs can get along with cats, can't they?

[Tom nods yes]

Spike: And mice can get alone with cats, can't they?

[Jerry shakes no, but then nods yes]