Total Drama Action

Total Drama Action is an animated series that's the second season of the Total Drama Island series. The series takes place on a movie lot with movie genre based challenges. The series premiered on Teletoon January 11, 2009 and on Cartoon Network June 11, 2009.

Monster Cash!

owen: izzy, duck duck

izzy: goose, weee, do it again

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Duncan: How did you manage to escape?

Izzy: The monster and I had a romantic date. He doesn't take "no" for an answer. Pretty crazy, I can't even tell you guys.

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Trent: (To Owen) It took you ten and a half hours to walk three city blocks?

DJ: That's just sad, man.

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Owen: (Confession Booth) My mom says I eat when I'm upset...and happy and tired...not to mention bored, gassy, morose, joyous, comatose, semi-conscious, avuncular..(An AWESOME moustache appears on his face and he laughs)..avuncular.

Duncan: Uh.. I don't think this is the kind of action Chris had in mind.

Alien Resurr-eggtion

Izzy: If I can handle hand to paw combat with a polar bear, I can handle a bald emotionally withdrawn cook in a Halloween costume.

Chef Hatchet: Who are you calling a cook!?

Riot On Set

Gwen: Huh what a stinky challange

Duncan: agreed.

Beach Blanket Bogus

Lindsay: Yay! Go Justin!

Beth: Yeah, go!

Lindsay: Copycat!

Beth: Tanorexic! (gasps) Sorry. Friendship bracelet?

3:10 to Crazytown

Gwen: Did you call me in here just to make me feel bad?

Chris: Yes, yes we did.

Gwen: Well it worked.

Chris: My work here is done.

TDA Aftermath: Trent's Descent

Geoff: Don't forget to join Chris next time for another thrilling episode of Total...Drama....

Bridgette: (Does some things and tackles Geoff down)

E-Scope: Action-e!

The Chefshank Redemption

(Owen's attempting to reach the trailer's air duct)

Harold: Owen you'll never fit.

Owen: I can try my best.

Harold: It's not about trying, it's just a scientific fact.

Owen: I love you guys! I promise I'll never ever blow another morning- (Farts) Starting now! (Farts again) I mean now! (Green steam comes up from the vent in the boy's trailer)

One Flu Over The Cuckoos

Heather: Wow, you actually do have a heart.

Duncan: I vote for LeShawna to win the reward.

LeShawna: (LeShawna cries and says stuff, and then interns take her to the limo)

The Sand Witch Project

Duncan: Once, I gave a dozen five-year-olds seizures.

Duncan: and papa duncan wants to win and go to bed! so....

Masters Of Disasters

Izzy: I'm surrounded by loons!

Full Metal Drama

Justin: Me, not cute? Oh, I'll tell you who's not cute. Blind crazy people named Izzy!

Duncan:i've always wanted to be a marine,there rough, tough, they wear rad boots and they say HOO-AH! No clue what that means but it sounds so cool. HOO-AH!

TDA Aftermath: For-Gwen and Forget

Gordon: Ahoy, mates.

Geoff: Ello, ol' chap.

Gordon: I'm from London, Ontario, and I wanna be a chef! I'm making DJ sandwiches! But there's some stupid (censored) ingredient I can't (censored) figure out! (censored)!

Ocean's Eight - Or Nine

Duncan: (Confession Booth) The H-bombs, Harold and Heather, were so busy finding out who's the biggest dweeb that they totally forgot I'm an experienced criminal! Frankly, that's a little insulting.

One Million Bucks B.C.

Heather:: (in confessional make-up room) I got some! Courtney's hair, soon it will be mine, all mine! (starts laughing like a maniac) What? I'm not crazy, I'm just bald!

Courtney:(in confessional make-up room) Sure, Duncan has this primal animal magnetism, but he also wants to make me hit him where it hurts. (yelling) (hits Duncan with bone in the crotch)

Duncan:: (in confessional make-up room) EEEE! Why do they always go for the kiwi's? WHY?!!!!

Duncan:: (Groans loudly) (falls into tar pit)

Million Dollar Babies

Harold: Oh! Oh! Let's cheer for Norbert Swindlow!

Heather: Who?

Harold: The creator of the pom-poms? Duh.

Heather: I say we should cheer for me.

LeShawna: You?

Duncan: I'd rather cheer for my school principal, my mother, LeShawna.

Justin: We gotta push spiced up chef like he's a football dummy?

Chef: DON'T CALL ME A DUMMY.

Heather: I'm not doing this.

LeShawna: Oh, your doing it! NOW GET IN THERE AND PUSH THAT DUMMY!

Chef: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT THE 'DUMMY' THING?!

Dial M for Merger

Courtney: (in confessional) And that's the only million LeShawna would ever see. My lawyers are working on it right now.

Super Hero-ld

Harold: There is no way I am voting off LeShawna. We're supposed to have an alliance with her. Duncan, we should vote you off for treason.

Duncan: Pals before gals, Harold? We're outnumbered, and if you don't do anything I say, I'll tell LeShawna that you pick your nose in your sleep.

Harold: You do have curcumstantial evidence at best.

Duncan: harold is about to experience a painful life lesson.

[Duncan punches Harold]

Harold: Ow!

Chris: Even i saw that one coming.Two points.

TDA Aftermath: O-wen or Lose

Heather: I thought we are friends?

LeShawna: Oh we are, girl. I sure miss Harold.

The Princess Pride

Justin: Courtney? Beth? Lindsay?

Lindsay: Princess Beth is so cute.

Justin: Is no one even going to miss me?

Duncan: Chao.

Harold: See you in the funny papers. Farewell. Auf Wiedersein. Don't let the door hit you in the...

Justin: Okay, stop! I'm going, but you'll regret it. With me gone, things have started to become 80% less handsome. (bumps head) Ow! Alright, 79!

Get a Clue

Courtney: what's my prize

Chris: i don't recall having mentioned any sort of prize! but thanks for releasing me it was getting stuffy in here

Courtney: your not smoking

Chris: what! oh no! of course not(swallows his pipe)

Courtney: ew

Chris: what it's chewing tobacco

Harold, lindsay, and beth: ew

Chris: nah! just kidding, it's black licorice

Courtney, duncan, harold, lindsay, and beth: ew

Chris: yeah you're right, this stuff's disgusting

Courtney: i am going to get a prize i promise you that

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Chris: sorry courtney, it's not prize time yet

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Courtney: I want a prize. I want a prize. I want a priiize!

Rock n' Rule

Harold: But she has invincibility.

Owen: I know I'd be wasting my vote, but it's her fault I got kicked off the show. Plus, I don't think she was very nice today.

Chris: Ok Ringo, spotlights not big enough for the both of us.

Crouching Courtney, Hidden Owen

Owen: So Harold, what can you tell me about LeShawna? I mean the one you voted off, not the one in the box.

2008: A Space Owen

Duncan: This will teach you to mess with my Scruffy.

Harold: Bye bye, traitor.

Owen: Harold's on to me, I know it.

Beth: The girl alliance is over!

Courtney: Back off! Can't you see this is called secret voting?

Top Dog

Duncan: chill owen, i spent the night in courtney's trailer

owen: dude, courtney gave you...HOMEWORK

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Courtney: How could you do this to me after everything. We are so over! (door closes)

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Owen: Uh, Chris? I think you forgot to give me my Gilded Chris Award.

Chris: Sorry Owen, you've been fired.

Owen: What? Whhhyyy!

Chris: What's the point of having a spy when youve already been spied?

Mutiny on the Soundstage

Duncan: Right now! Are you serious? Ohhhh. I don't know, blue?

Courtney: Burnt sienna! Ugh, he doesn't even know everything about me.

TDA Aftermath: Who Wants to Pick a Millionaire?

Courtney: Yes, we're rich!

Duncan: Whoh wait a minute sister. Who said I would share anything with you?

Courtney: (kisses Duncan) Every King needs a queen!

Duncan: King, huh? That doesn't sound so bad.

Celebrity Manhunt's Total Drama Special

Izzy: OR I'LL KICK YOUR (bleeping) BUTT! I WANT YOU OFF THIS (bleeping) SET! No, ha ha don't be (bleeping) sorry! Think for a second! NO NO NO, I WILL NOT TAKE 5, (bleep)!

(Celebrity Manhunt co-host spits coffee out)rgdzfgdfgadfzgdfgzdfgs

Izzy: I'm ready to go NOW! You call yourself a director of photography?! Why were you walking right through the set?! Why were you walking why through (bleeping) set?!

(Intern runs off crying)

Izzy: Ha ha ha, okay he was just kidding guys ha ha ha. I just really wasn't even listening for no reason. What?