Toy Story

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Toy Story is a CGI film from PIXAR Studios, released by Walt Disney Pictures in 1995.

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[edit] Woody

  • (Screaming at Buzz) YOU!! ARE!! A!! TOOYYYYYYY!!!!
  • That's not a laser - that's a little lightbulb that blinks.
  • [On Buzz's supposed flight] That wasn't flying, that was...falling with style.
  • Aaaaah-oof!
  • This cannot be happening to me...!!!
  • Ow! Ow! STOP IT, you zealots!
  • Wind the frog!

[edit] Pullstring quotes

  • Reach for the sky!
  • This town ain't big enough for the two of us!
  • You're my favorite deputy!
  • Somebody's poisoned the waterhole!
  • Yee-ha! Come on, partner! We've got to get this wagon train a-movin'!
  • There's a snake in my boot!

[edit] Buzz Lightyear

  • To Infinity. . .and BEYOND!
  • How dare you open a Space Ranger's helmet on an uncharted planet?! My eyeballs could've been sucked from their sockets!
  • YEARS OF ACADEMY TRAINING WASTED!
  • [Insanely] GONE!!! It's all gone! HA HA! BYE-BYE-WHOO-SEEYAH!!
  • DON'T YOU GET IT?!? [points to a doll's hat on his head] YOU SEE THE HAT?!? I AM MRS. NESBITT!!! [maniacal laughter]
  • OH, I'M A SHAM!!!
  • [Weeping] But the hat looked good? Tell me the hat looked good! The apron is a bit much, but the hat...

[edit] Others

  • Mr. Potato Head: [After being played with by Andy's baby sister] Ages three and up. That's what it says on my box - ages three and up. I'm not supposed to be babysitting Princess Drool.
  • Rex: What if Andy gets another dinosaur? A mean one?! I just don't think I can take that kind of rejection!

[edit] Dialogue

[Mr. Potato Head rearranges his facial features crazily]
Mr. Potato Head: Hey, Hamm. Look at me, I'm Potasso (while Mr. Potato Head puts his eyes, mouth and nose in a position that reminds a famous Picasso work).
Hamm: I don't get it.
Mr. Potato Head: You uncultured swine!
Rex: [comes down in front of Woody] ROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
Woody: [Distracted] Hey, Rex. How are ya?
Rex: [Needy] Were you scared? Tell me honestly.
Woody: I came close to being scared that time.
Buzz: I'm Buzz Lightyear. I come in peace.
Rex: Oh, I'm so glad you're not a dinosaur!
Mr. Potato Head: How come you don't have a laser, Woody?
Woody: It's not a laser. It's a little lightbulb that blinks.
Hamm: What's with him?
Mr. Potato Head: Laser envy.
Hamm: So, where're you from? Singapore? Hong Kong?
Buzz: Well, no. I'm actually stationed at the Gamma Quadrant, Sector Four, as an elite Universe Protection Unit. I protect the Galaxy from the Evil Emperor Zurg, sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance!
[long pause]
Mr. Potato Head: Oh really? Well I'm from Playskool.
Rex: And I'm from Mattel. Well, I'm not really from Mattel. I'm from a smaller company that was purchased in a levereged buy-out.
Woody: Look, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy.
Buzz: Toy?
Woody: T-O-Y, toy.
Buzz: Excuse me, I think the word you're searching for is "space ranger".
Woody: The word I'm searching for, I can't say, because there's preschool toys present.
Mr. Potato Head: Gettin' kind of tense, aren't ya?
Rex: [about Sid] I thought he was supposed to be at summer camp!
Hamm: They must've kicked 'im out early this year.
[Buzz is muttering things into his "mission log"]
Woody: SHUT UP!! Just shut up, you idiot!
Buzz: Sheriff, this is no time to panic.
Woody: This is the perfect time to panic! I'm lost, Andy is gone, they're gonna move to a new house in two days, and it's all your fault!!!
Buzz: My fault?! If you hadn't pushed me out of the window in the first place...!!
Woody: Well, if you hadn't shown up inside your stupid little cardboard spaceship and taken away everything that was important to me...!!!
Buzz: Don't talk to me about importance! Because of you, the future of this entire universe is in jeopardy!
Woody: WHAT?!? What are you TALKING about?!
Buzz: Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information that reveals this weapon's only weakness. And YOU, my friend, ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR DELAYING MY RENDEZVOUS WITH STAR COMMAND!!
[Pause - Woody stares at Buzz, incredulous and dumbfounded]
Woody: [exploding] YOU!!! ARE!!! A!!! TOYYYYYYYYYYY!!! You're NOT the real Buzz Lightyear! You're - you're an ACTION FIGURE! [holds hand up to eyes indicating something small] You are a CHILD'S PLAYTHING!!!
Buzz: You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell!
Woody: Oh, yeah? Well, good riddance, ya loony!
Sergeant: It's a Mrs. Potato Head! Repeat, a Mrs. Potato Head!
Hamm: Way to go, Idaho!
Mr. Potato Head: Gee, I'd better shave! [Plucks off his moustache and tosses it aside]
Buzz: I've set my laser from "stun" to "kill".
Woody: Oh, great. If anyone attacks we can blink em' to death.

(after witnessing Sid blow up a toy)

Buzz: I could have stopped him.
Woody: Buzz, I would love to have seen you try. Of course, I'd love to see you as a crater.
BoPeep: The sooner we move, the better.
Woody: Tuesday's plastic corrosion awareness meeting was, I think, a big success. We'd like to thank Mr. Spell for putting that on for us. Thank you Mr. Spell...
Mr. Spell: [mechanically] You're. Welcome.
Rex: Listen guys! RC's trying to say something! What is it?
(RC makes more noises; the toys, though, understand him fluently.)
Mr. Potato Head: He says that this was no accident!!
Rex: What?!
Bo-Peep: What are you saying?!
Mr. Potato Head: I'm saying that "Humpty Dumpty" was pushed...by WOODY!!
Bo-Peep: What!?!
Woody: OH, come on now, you don't think I really meant to kill Buzz, do you...Potato Head...?
Mr. Potato Head: That's MR. Potato Head, you backstabbing murderer!!!
Buzz: I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet.
Woody: Oh. Well, that's good.
Buzz: [darkly] But we're not on my planet. Are we?
Woody: Uhh, no. DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH-OOF!
[Buzz starts beating up Woody, and Woody fights back]
Buzz: This is an intergalactic emergency. I need to commandeer your vessel to Sector 12. Who's in charge here?
All Aliens: [pointing up] The Claw!
Alien #1: The Claw is our master.
Ailen #2: The Claw chooses who will go and who will stay.
Woody: Oh, this is ludicrous.
Woody: Listen, Lightsnack. You stay away from Andy. He's mine, and no one is taking him away from me.
Buzz: What are you talking about? Where's that bonding strip (parcel tape)?
[slides under his ship with a skateboard]
Woody: [pulls him back out] And another thing. Stop with this spaceman thing! It's getting on my nerves!
Mr. Potato Head: How did I get stuck with you as a moving buddy?!
Rex: Everyone else was picked.
[Sid's little sister Hannah is playing 'tea party' with a dressed up Buzz]
Buzz: [Through voice-box] There's a secret mission in deep space! Let's go!
Hannah: Really? That is so interesting. Would you like some tea, Mrs. Nesbitt? It's so nice you could join us on such late notice. What a lovely hat, Mrs. Nesbitt - it goes quite well with your head.

[Woody finds Buzz dressed up as "Mrs. Nesbitt" and in the company of two headless dolls]

Woody: Buzz? Are you okay?
Buzz: ['Drunk' and tormented] GONE! It's all gone. All of it's gone, bye-bye, whoo-hoo, see ya!
Woody: What happened to you?
Buzz: One minute you're defending the whole galaxy, and, suddenly, you find yourself suckin' down Darjeeling with Marie Antoinette... and her little sister. [The headless dolls wave]
Woody: [Humouring] I think you had enough tea for today. Let's get you outta here, Buzz--
Buzz: DON'T YOU GET IT?!? YOU SEE THE HAT?!? I AM MRS. NESBITT!!! [laughs maniacally]
Woody: SNAP OUT OF IT, BUZZ!!! [opens Buzz's helmet, slaps Buzz on the head with the broken arm, and closes the helmet]
Buzz: [Calmly] I... I... You're right. I'm sorry, I'm just a little depressed, that's all. I can get through this. [breaks down again] OH, I'M A SHAM!
Woody: Who's got my hat?
Shark: Look, I'm Woody. Howdy howdy howdy.
Woody: Ha-ha, ha-ha. Gimme that.
Alien #1: A stranger.
Ailen #2: From the outside.
All Aliens: Oooooooooooooooh!
Buzz: Do you know these life forms?
Woody: Yes. They're Andy's toys.

[Buzz deploys his wings]

Hamm: Wow. Impressive wingspan. Very good.
Woody: Oh, what? What? These are plastic. He can't fly.
Buzz: They are a terillium-carbonic alloy, and I can fly.
Woody: No, you can't.
Buzz: Yes, I can.
Woody: Can't
Buzz: Can!
Woody: Can't, can't, caaaaan't!
Buzz: I tell you, I could fly around this room with my eyes closed!
Woody: Okay, Mr. Lightbeer, prove it.
Buzz: All right then, I will.

[watching guests arrive for Andy's party with presents]

Rex: Any dinosaur-shaped ones?
Hamm: For crying out loud, they're all in boxes, you idiot.
Rex: They're getting bigger!
Slinky Dog: Wait, there's a nice little one over there.

[boy turns around, revealing the full length of the box he's carrying]

All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Woody: Does everybody have a moving buddy?
Hamm: Moving buddy?! You can't be serious!
Rex: I didn't know we had to have one already.
Mr. Potato Head: [holding his left arm in his right hand] Do we have to hold hands?!
[All laugh]
Woody: Hey, guys, look! It's the real Buzz Lightyear!
Buzz: You're mocking me, aren't you?
Woody: Oh no, no, no, no, no - BUZZ, LOOK, AN ALIEN!
Buzz: WHERE?!
Woody: [slaps knee and laughs hoarsely]
[Woody is trapped in a cage in Sid's room, whilst Buzz is strapped to a rocket]
Woody: Psst! Buzz! Hey, Buzz! [Woody throws a nut at Buzz; Buzz looks up listlessly at Woody] Hey, get over here and see if you can get this toolbox off me! [Buzz looks away, depressed] Oh, come on Buzz, I... [Swallowing his pride] Buzz, I can't do this without you. I need your help.
Buzz: [Quietly] I can't help. I can't help anyone.
Woody: Sure you can, Buzz, you can get me outta here. And then I'll get that rocket off you, and we can make a break for Andy's house!
Buzz: Andy's house, Sid's house, what's the difference?
Woody: Oh, Buzz, you've had a big fall, you're not thinking clearly...
Buzz: No, Woody, for the first time I am thinking clearly. You were right all along. I'm not a Space Ranger, I'm just a toy, a stupid little insignificant toy...
Woody: [Stung] Whoa, hey, wait a minute. Being a toy is a lot better than being a Space Ranger.
Buzz: Yeah, right...
Woody: No, it is! Look, over in that house is a kid who thinks you're the greatest, and it's not because you're a Space Ranger, pal, it's because you're a toy! You're his toy!
Buzz: But why would Andy want me?
Woody: [Incredulous] Why would Andy want you?! Look at you! You're a Buzz Lightyear! Any other toy would give up his moving parts just to be you! You've got wings! You glow in the dark! You talk! Your helmet does that... that whoosh thing! You are a cool toy! [Pause; wounded] As a matter of fact, you're too cool. I mean, what chance does a toy like me have against a Buzz Lightyear action figure? All I do is... [Pulls his pullcord; his voicebox goes 'There's a snake in my boot!'] Why would Andy ever want to play with me, when he's got you? I'm the one that should be strapped to that rocket.
[Pause; Buzz considers the inscription of Andy's name on his foot]
Woody: Listen, Buzz, forget about me. You should get out of here while you can.
[Woody turns; Buzz seems to have gone, but he is in fact attempting to push the toolbox off Woody's prison]
Woody: Buzz?! What are you doing? I thought--
Buzz: Come on, Sheriff. There's a kid over in that house that needs us. Now let's get you outta this thing!
Woody: Yes, sir!
[Sid is about to light the rocket Buzz is attached to]
Woody: [Through voice box, without having his string pulled] Reach for the sky!
Sid: [Going over to investigate] Huh?
Woody: This town ain't big enough for the two of us.
Sid: What?
Woody: Somebody's poisoned the water hole!
Sid: It's busted.
Woody: [Still through voice box] Who are you calling busted, buster?
[Sid reacts, stunned and frightened]
Woody: That's right, I'm talking to you, Sid Phillips. We don't like being blown up, Sid. Or smashed, or ripped apart...
Sid: [Scared] ..."We"?
Woody: That's right, your toys.
[All the mutant toys come to life and surround Sid, who is terrified]
Woody: From now on you must take good care of your toys. Because if you don't, we'll find out, Sid. [Spinning his head round like in The Exorcist ] We toys can see eeeeveryyythiiiiiiing. [Now fully alive] So play nice!
[Sid runs away, screaming]
Woody: HA HA HA!! We did it! We did it! Heh heh heh! YES!!
[Woody and Buzz are attached to a rocket that is seconds from exploding]
Woody: [shrieks] THIS IS THE PART WHERE WE BLOW UP!!!
Buzz: NOT TODAY!!!
[Buzz opens his wings, freeing himself and Woody from the rocket before it blows up; they begin to glide through the air]
Woody: Hey, Buzz! You're flying!
Buzz: This isn't flying, it's falling...with style!
Woody: HA HA HA!! TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!!
[They swoop over the removal van]
Woody: Hey, Buzz - you missed the truck!
Buzz: We're not aiming for the truck!
[They drop into the open sunroof of the car, next to Andy]
[Bo Peep pulls Woody towards her with her long cane]
Woody: Whoa! Bo, there's gotta be a less painful way to get my attention.
Bo Peep [seductively]: Merry Christmas, sheriff.
Woody [points upward]: Say, isn't that mistletoe?
Bo Peep: Mm-hmm!
[She throws Woody to the floor, giggling and kissing him all over his face]
[Listening to the baby monitor to track Andy's Christmas presents]
Woody: [Teasing] Buzz, you're not worried, are you?
Buzz: No, no no no. No, no. [Pause] Are you?
Woody: [Jovially] Buzz, what present could Andy possibly get that is worse than you?
[The sound of barking is suddenly heard over the baby monitor]
Andy: [Over the monitor] Wow, a puppy!
[Woody and Buzz exchange nervous smiles]

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