Toy Story 2

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Toy Story 2 is a 1999 film about toys who come to life when their owner leaves the room, and their adventures trying to rescue one of their members after he is stolen by Al...an obnoxious toy collector.

Directed by John Lasseter, Ash Brannon and Lee Unkrich. Written by John Lasseter, Peter Docter, Ash Brannon, Andrew Stanton, Rita Hsiao, Doug Chamberlain and Chris Webb.
The Toys Are Back In Town! taglines

Woody[edit]

  • Ride like the wind, Bullseye!

Buzz Lightyear[edit]

  • Woody once risked his life to save me. I couldn't call myself his friend if I weren't willing to do the same. So, who's with me?

Dialogue[edit]

Buzz: Woody, you haven't found your hat yet, have you?
Woody: No! And Andy's leaving for Cowboy Camp any minute, and I can't find it anywhere!
Buzz: Don't worry, Woody. In just a few hours, you'll be sittin' around a campfire with Andy, makin' delicious, hot schmoes.
Woody: They're called s'mores, Buzz.
Buzz: Right. Right. Of course.

Buzz: Good work, men. Two blocks down, and only 19 more to go.
Rex: What?!
Other toys: 19?!
Mr. Potato Head: Are we gonna do this all night? My parts are killing me.
Buzz: Come on, fellas! Did Woody give up when Sid had me strapped to a rocket?
Other toys: No.
Buzz: No! And did he give up when you all threw him out of the back of that moving van?
Mr. Potato Head: Oh, ya had to bring that up.
Buzz: No, he didn't! We have a friend in need, and we will not rest until he's safe in Andy's room! Now let's move out!

(Woody's attempt to sneak out of Al's apartment at night is foiled when the television turns on and wakes Al up. After being returned to his case, Woody sees the remote in front of Jessie and blames her)
Woody: What is your problem?! Look, I'm sorry I can't help you with your problems, but you didn't have to go and ruin things for me.
Jessie: What, you think I did that?
Woody: Oh sure, the TV just happened to turn on and the remote magically wound up in front of you.
Jessie: Are you calling me a liar?
Woody: Well, if the boot fits.
Jessie: (insulted) Say that again.
Woody: If. The boot. Fits.
Jessie: Okay, cowboy. (Bullseye hides as Jessie jumps out of her case and wrestles Woody) TAKE IT BACK! TAKE IT BAAAAAACK!!
Woody: Just 'cause you're a girl doesn't mean I'm going easy on you!
Prospector: Woody, Jessie, you stop this at once! (he loses his balance and falls out of his case) I don't know how the TV turned on, really, but fighting about it isn't going to change anything.
Woody: If I had both my arms...
Prospector: The point is you don't, Woody. I suggest you get some sleep. Tomorrow, the cleaner will come, he'll fix your arm-
Woody: And then I'm outta here. (Bullseye frowns at hearing this) Aw, c'mon, Bullseye... Look, I'm sorry. It's just that Andy-
Jessie: (sarcastically) Andy, Andy, Andy. That's all he ever talks about. (walks away)

(In Al's Toy Barn, Buzz sees a display for the new line of Buzz Lightyear action figures. He attempts to take the utility belt accessory from the display toy, but it comes to life and grabs his wrist)
Buzz: OW! What are you doing?
New Buzz: You're under direct violation of code 6404.5, stating that all Space Rangers are to be in hypersleep until awakened by authorized personnel. (points to the unsold Buzz figures in the aisle)
Buzz: Oh no...
New Buzz: You're breaking regs, Ranger! (he "activates" his wrist communicator) Buzz Lightyear to Star Command. I've got an AWOL Space Ranger-
Buzz: Tell me I wasn't this delusional...
New Buzz: No backtalk! I have a laser, and I WILL use it.
Buzz: You mean a laser that's a lightbulb? (hits the button on New Buzz, who panics and flips away)
New Buzz: Has your mind been melded? You could have killed me, Space Ranger! Or should I say TRAITOR?! (flashes his laser at Buzz, which unsurprisingly has no effect)
Buzz: (annoyed) I don't have time for this. (walks away)
New Buzz: Halt! I order you to halt!
(New Buzz jumps Buzz and wrestles him through the aisle. After a fight between them, New Buzz ties Buzz up and stuffs him in an empty figure box)
Buzz: Listen to me, listen to me, you're not really a Space Ranger. You're a toy. We're all toys, do you hear me?!
New Buzz: Well, that should hold you until the court-martial.

(Andy's toys have arrived to convince Woody to return home, but Woody is torn between them and his Roundup Gang)
Woody: Buzz, I can't go. I can't abandon these guys. They need me to get into this museum. Without me, they'll go back into storage. Maybe forever.
Buzz: Woody, you're not a collector's item. You're a child's plaything. You... are... A TOY!!
Woody: For how much longer? One more rip, and Andy's done with me. And what do I do then, Buzz? Huh? You tell me!
Buzz: Somewhere in that pad of stuffing is a toy who taught me that life's only worth living if you're being loved by a kid. And I traveled all this way to rescue that toy, because I believed him.
Woody: Well, you wasted your time.
Buzz: (walking away in defeat) Come on, everyone, let's go. Woody's not coming with us.
Rex: But Andy's coming home tonight.
Buzz: Then we need to be there waiting for him.

(Woody has changed his mind about the museum and wants to take Jessie and Bullseye with him back to Andy, but the Prospector has sealed the air-vent to stop their escape)
Prospector: I've tried reasoning with you, Woody, but you keep forcing me to take extreme measures.
Woody: Wait a minute... YOU turned the TV on last night, not Jessie!
Prospector: Look, we have an eternity to spend with each other in the museum. (threatens Woody with his pickaxe) Let's not start it by pointing fingers, shall we?
Woody: You really are Stinky Pete, aren't you?
Jessie: Prospector, this isn't fair.
Prospector: FAIR?! I'll tell you what's not fair. Spending a lifetime on a dime-store shelf watching every other toy be sold. Well, my waiting has finally paid off, and no hand-me-down cowboy doll is going to mess it up for me now!
Woody: Buzz! (run over to the vent cover and tries to pull it off to no avail) BUZZ!
Prospector: Too late, Woody. That silly Buzz Lightweight can't save you.
Woody: His name is Buzz Lightyear!
Prospector: Whatever. I always hated those upstart space toys.

(As Andy's toys are trying to catch up to Al, New Buzz is fighting the Evil Emperor Zurg)
Zurg: Surrender, Buzz Lightyear. I have won!
New Buzz: I'll never give in! You killed my father!
Zurg: No, Buzz. I am your father!
New Buzz: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

(In the airport, Woody has been rescued and Buzz has captured the Prospector)
Prospector: Idiots! Children destroy toys! You'll be ruined! Forgotten! Spending eternity rotting in some landfill!
Woody: Well, Stinky Pete, I think it's time you learned the true meaning of playtime. (points to something off-screen) Right over there, guys!
Prospector: No. No! NO!!
(The toys place him into a Barbie backpack, which comes out of the baggage claim as its owner picks it up)
Girl: Look, Barbie, a big ugly man doll. (puts Barbie next to him) Ew, he needs a makeover.
Barbie: Hi. You'll like Amy. (turns her head to reveal marker-drawn "makeup" on her face) She's an artist! (Prospector whimpers as Amy leaves the airport with him)

(last lines)
Buzz: You still worried?
Woody: Who? About Andy? Nah. It'll be fun while it lasts.
Buzz: I'm proud of you cowboy.
Woody: Besides, when it all ends, I'll have old Buzz Lightyear to keep me company. For infinity and beyond.

Taglines[edit]

  • The Toys Are Back!
  • The Toys Are Back In Town!

Cast[edit]

See also[edit]

External links[edit]

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