Troll 2

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Troll 2 is a 1990 horror film, directed by Claudio Fragasso.


Quotes[edit]

Arnold[edit]

Arnold: They're eating her! And then they're going to eat me! [fly on forehead] Oh my Goooood!

Arnold: [after his female companion sips the broth and starts immediately getting sick] What's wrong, what's wrong with her? Creedence Leonore Gielgud: Quit worrying about her and drink your broth.

Arnold: [confronting a group of goblins chasing a girl] Let me give you some helpful advice, you... dwarves. Get out of here... or you will be in a lot of trouble.

[winks at girl]

Arnold: [goblins look at each other in confusion]

Arnold: And remember...

Goblin: Kill him! [throws a spear at Arnold]

Arnold: Arrgghh! Arrgghh!

Elliot Cooper[edit]

Drew: Damn. there's no milk, there's no coffee. there's nothing. Guys, didn't anyone remember to bring supplies?
Elliott: [Elliot and Brent laying in bed together] We left in too much of a hurry Drew. Go into town and do the shopping now.
Drew: Yeah, with what? i don't have any money.
Brent: Just take it out of the group fund.

Elliot: [After being punched in the testicles] What are you tryin' to do, turn me into a homo?!

Creedence Leonore Gielgud[edit]

Creedence: THAT... is ENOUGH!
Joshua: A double-decker bologna sandwich!

Creedence: Aaahhh! Think about the cholesterol! Think about... THE TOXINS...!

Creedence: What's the matter? Aren't you hungry?

Brent: Well, I like popcorn... Creedence: We'll just have to... heat it up!

Grandpa Seth[edit]

Joshua: Grandpa! Are you really in Hell?

Seth: No! But I know a trick that a friend of mine who went there taught me!

Seth: Half man, half plant. A goblin's favorite food.
Seth: You start a fire, I'll distract them with this.
Joshua: Don't tell me they ate him, Grandpa!

Seth: That's exactly what happened... with a voracity than has no equal on Earth!

Seth: These evil creatures can transform themselves into fleas-and-blood people whenever and however they want.

Joshua: You're making a mistake Grandpa. Who said they can? You should of said they could or what kind of fairy tale is it?

Seth: They can! They CAN! Goblins still exist! Your Grandpa Seth is telling you!

Seth: The Stonehenge magical stone... the goblins' magic power!

Holly Waits[edit]

Diana: Don't hit him, Michael! PLEASE don't hit him!

Holly: Why not? It's what he deserves - a big spanking for a little shit!

Diana: Joshua is not a little shit; he's just very sensitive.

Holly: But how are we going to make grandpa come?
Joshua: We NEED Grandpa Seth here!

Holly: But how do we get him to come? By having a seance maybe?

Joshua: You're genius big sister!

Michael: We left at nine thirty an hour and a half off schedule and we never saw a sign of your beau.

Holly: Elliot is not my beau! He's my boyfriend and he told me last night that he loves me and that he wanted to come on this trip with me and my family.

Diana Waits[edit]

Diana: Joshua, start singing. Come on, sing that song I like so much.

Joshua: I don't feel like singing, Mom!

Diana: Just sing.

Joshua: [singing] Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream...

Diana, Joshua: [both singing] Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily. Life is but a dream...

Diana: Good night, dear. Good night, dear.
Diana: Michael! Who are the goblins?

Michael: The goblins? [giggles]

Michael Waits[edit]

Michael: Do you see this writing...? Do you know what it means...? Hospitality. And you can't piss on hospitality! I WON'T ALLOW IT!

[reaching for his belt]

Joshua: What are you going to do to me, Daddy?

Michael: Tightening my belt one loop so that I don't feel hunger pains, and your sister and mother will have to do likewise. Okay, Joshua. You wanna get rough with me? You wanna show me that you don't like the choice of this house for our vacation by going on a hunger strike? Well, I'll accept the challenge. But just remember when I was your age, I really did suffer from hunger. We'll see who gets through this, but just remember I've got more practice than you. I'll see you tomorrow.

Joshua Waits[edit]

[last lines] Joshua: They're eating my mom!

Goblin: Do you want some, Joshua?

Joshua: AHHHHH!

Joshua: A double-decker bologna sandwich!

Creedence: Aaahhh! Think about the cholesterol! Think about... THE TOXINS...!

Diana: Joshua, start singing. Come on, sing that song I like so much.

Joshua: I don't feel like singing, Mom!

Diana: Just sing.

Joshua: [singing] Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream...

Diana, Joshua: [both singing] Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily. Life is but a dream...

Joshua: We NEED Grandpa Seth here!

Holly: But how do we get him to come? By having a seance maybe?

Joshua: You're genius big sister!

Joshua: Don't tell me they ate him, Grandpa!

Seth: That's exactly what happened... with a voracity than has no equal on Earth!

Seth: These evil creatures can transform themselves into fleas-and-blood people whenever and however they want.

Joshua: You're making a mistake Grandpa. Who said they can? You should of said they could or what kind of fairy tale is it?

Seth: They can! They CAN! Goblins still exist! Your Grandpa Seth is telling you!

Joshua: Nilbog, it's goblin spelled backwards! THIS MUST BE THEIR KINGDOM!

Dialogue[edit]

Elliott [sneaks into Holly's bedroom]

Holly: Elliott! What kind of idiotic joke is this? You scared the shit out of me!

Elliott: I'm the victim of a nocturnal rapture. I have to release my lowest instincts with a woman.

Holly: [Punches Elliott in the groin] Release your instincts in the bathroom.

Elliott: Are you nuts? You trying to turn me into a homo?

Holly: Wouldn't be too hard. If my father discovers you here, he'd cut off your little nuts and eat them. He can't stand you.


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