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About me 
I watch too much television. I know there are those who would argue that there's no such thing as too much television, but really, it's all relative isn't it? Since the advent of the wonderfully marvelous creation that is the DVR, I watch more television that I ever have before. In watching all this television I began the obnoxious habit of wanting exact lines of dialogue. So many sites that list quotations from television and movies either are completely wrong or so botched that it's laughable. When I stumbled upon Wikiquote it was a Godsend. The dedication from Wikiquote administrators and members is such that I find it a pleasure to visit, edit, and create quote pages for my favorite television shows.
I am an early 30s Floridian who loves to be a smartass and am sad to say that I can, at times, be a know-it-all. I treasure my friends who remind me that I am, in fact, nothing more than a fact machine capable of occasional high-mindedness.