User:Irrevilent

Phil McCauley (b. 23 December 1986), full name Philip John McCauley, is a student at Glasgow Caledonian University, studying Games Software Development and in his second year.

Phil

• "Who wants to be really nerdy and worship me at the same time? :D"

Phil, declaring the quoting open for all in EmpireIRC.

• "Ocarina of Time > j00r face... Except maybe Rach's... She has a purdy face. ^_^"

Phil, declaring his love for both Ocarina of Time and Rachael, of EmpireIRC fame.

• "Yeah... if you can vividly picture nutnut doing it... it's a bad idea."

Phil on the rubbing of chopsticks, EmpireIRC.

• "HONK HONK"

Phil, making the noises of a large truck.

• "Doesn't the exclamation 'mai-mai' just sound sooo cute in anyone else's head??"

Turning the IRC net admin into a Pokémon, EmpireIRC

Conversations

• Phil: "Justin no like the butt-love? ;/"

Justin: "Phil, if it's a girl, I'd be willing to try... But this is *Ray*"

The harsh truth of EmpireIRC.

• Yolanda: "So... the girl has to be gentle right? No tugging at it like you're retarded?"

Phil: "More..."

Yolanda: "Should I take notes?"

Phil: "No tugging at it like it's detatchable."

Phil and Yolanda discussing the specifics of foreplay, EmpireIRC

• Phil: "WHO WANTS TOO MUCH INFORMATION?? :D"

Katz: "MEMEMEMEMEEE"

Rachael: "meeeeeeeee"

Phil: "I'm not wearing TROUSERS!! :D"

Phil on his apparel, EmpireIRC.

• Phil: "Give me one good reason why I shouldn't buy the God, The Devil & Bob boxset? :o"

Evvie: "BUY IT."

edd8990: "You dont have enough money"

edd8990: "there's a good reason"

Phil: "Edd."

Phil: "Don't confuse the issue with logic! D:"

Why Phil is permenantly skint

• Ray: "we'll assume Typhlosion understands"

Ray: "i'll call u mike since thats shorter if thats ok :p"

Phil: "And is his name! :o Coincidence?--"

Typhlosion: "That and it's my name :p"

Phil: "--You decide!"

theRealOne: "haha"

Phil and Mike on the same wavelength, EmpireIRC

• (on the possibility of overdosing on Bob Marley)

Phil: "What were the symptoms?"

Matt: "not much apart from devolving into Jamaican accents and saying spliff a lot"

Phil: "I can live with that."

Phil and Matthew Hayden, MSN Messenger

• Rachael: "me and nutnut are getting married in the winter"

Maikeru: "Rach...think about the children! ;-;"

Rachael: ":p"

Phil: ":o Gothic townies ^^ A new breed. Like Resi 4."

Rachael: "XD"

Phil: "Get them a Gamecube, naturally... ! A Revolution ^^"

Phil discussing why the Wii will be so important to Rachael, EmpireIRC

• Ray: "So... Which faggots have purchased the Nintendo DS? My friend got one and wishes he didn't and is now attempting to sell it. He was like "RAY MAN, I GOT NINTENDO DS." And I was like "You fucking cock!" And he was like ";____;" and ran out crying."

Phil: "... I HAVE ONE! <3 DS <3"

Ray: "Sell it. Today."

Phil: "... What? Why? I love it. It gives me... joy."

Ray: "Yeah, having two screens is useful"

Phil: "Yeah."

Ray: "Cause then you can..."

Phil: "Double the fun."

Anthony: "I have a DS"

Phil: "Weyhey!"

Ray: "Sell the DS"

Anthony: "Nope"

Phil: "... I want a free one. Why sell it? o0"

Ray: "Fact: every Nintendo DS purchased kills a class of children. Every Nintendo DS sold back to the shop could save the critically ill."

Katz: "Phil, do you know what they are?!"

Phil: ":o They are... |337? YES! Yes they are."

Ray, being very, very wrong, EmpireIRC

• Phil: "Fun Phil story. I was over in Becky's. And she finally got Resi. 4 in the post..."

Rachael: "Fun Phil story ^__________________^"

Phil: "And she was playing it, me watching."

Rachael: "What an amazing story! :o"

Phil: "She went into a wee hut and all of a sudden there was a guy we never saw in the window there with a scythe. And we both screamed."

Rachael: ":o"

Phil: "Same pitch."

Rachael: "XD"

Phil: "And no, Becky wasn't suddenly matcho. :p"

Rachael: "XD"

Phil: "But! The moral of the story? Gamecube > j00 o0"

Rachael: "Indeed!"

Phil: "I must have one!! ;_;"

Rachael: "I'm afraid of my resi. game for the gamecube it scares me i havent even got past the bit with the dogs dammit! ;_;"

Phil: "The first?"

Rachael: "Yes"

Phil hardly being his more brave, EmpireIRC

• Phil: "What is it with random people (mainly girls, it seems) with telling me all their inermost secrets?"

Church: "Phil, it's because they think you swing the other way?"

Phil: "I don't... swing... (beat) fuck, that sounds sooo wrong."

Phil, getting a foot firmly in the mouth, EmpireIRC

• James: "ruler, you have the collective intellegence of a rasin"

Phil: "Raisin? That high?"

ruler: "peanut"

James: "Lower..."

(Phil states he is feeling bitchy)

ruler: "pebble"

James: "Grain of sand?"

ruler: "lower"

James: "Molecule of horse excrement!"

ruler: "lower"

Phil: "... Erm... Prince Phillip?"

James: "Lol. Indeed"

Phil: "YES! I do believe we've found how low!"

Phil and nutnut finding the 'true ruler', EmpireIRC

• edd8990: FUCK

edd8990: Moths are invading my room

Phil: :/

Rachael: ;o

Rachael: rats are invading my garden :(

Phil: Chavs are invading my sister

Phil revealing the shameful truth about his family...