User:Sseballos/Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama so fat

• Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car.
• Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says "to be continued..."
• Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"
• Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
• Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th
• Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale and it goes "one at a time please"
• Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, *she caused an eclipse.
• Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they *want to clean it.
• Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book;
• Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
• Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
• Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
• Yo mama so fat when she gets on the Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
• Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
• Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
• Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
• Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"
• Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
• Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
• Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
• Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE
• Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says "we don't do livestock."
• Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
• Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
• Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
• Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"
• Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
• Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
• Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
• Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
• Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
• Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections.
• Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar.
• Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
• Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family
• Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
• Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
• Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
• Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.
• Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.