User:TheMuuj/Cabin Boy

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Cabin Boy is a 1994 fantasy film about a foul-mouthed finishing school graduate who mistakenly winds up on an ill-fated fishing boat, and faces the wrath of a crew that considers him bad luck..

Directed by Adam Resnick. Written by Chris Elliott and Adam Resnick. Produced by Tim Burton.
He's sailing high on the high seas, without a rudder, a compass, or a clue. taglines


Nathanial Mayweather[edit]

  • These pipes are clean!
  • I just don't get it! She seems totally uninterested in me, despite my smothering obsessiveness!
  • Paps, you've been like the drunken, abusive grandfather I never had.
  • We should call this place Wackyville... because it's wacky!

Old salt in fishing village[edit]

  • When you're on the Queen Catherine, don't let 'em give you any of that flank steak bullshit. You know what I mean? Try the London Broil.
  • Gosh you're cute. Wanna buy a monkey?
  • Man, oh man, I hate those fancy lads!

Others[edit]

  • Trina: Thats wonderful. I'm always flattered when a psychotic becomes smitten with me.
  • Cupcake: Now I know what you're thinking. "What could be stranger than a big fatass floatin' cupcake?" Heh. How about one that spits tobacco?
  • Kenny: Mmmm. Gum.
  • Paps: Okay, you icy bastard, how about a hot cup-a joe!

Dialogue[edit]

Nathanial
Paps, you've been like the drunken, abusive grandfather I never had.
Paps
Ah, stop that. You'll have my glass eye foggin' over.

Nathanial
Oh, cappy, tell me about all of this. Tell me about the sea. What does it mean to you?
Captain Greybar
Basically, money. I come from six generations of seamen all with the same goal in life: catch fish, sell 'em, get drunk, and get laid.

Nathanial
I love sitting up here, looking at those bright, twinkly things in the sky, I forget their technical name.
Trina
Stars.
Nathanial
Whatever.

Nathanial
I overheard the captain saying it would be jolly-jack splendid to spend a fortnight or two in Hawaii
Kenny
Yea... that sounds like the captain... you do good impressions.

Skunk
We're just here to catch fish and stink.
Paps
Mostly the latter.

Trina
And secondly, don't ever call me missy again or you'll end up losing the rest of your teeth.
Paps
Sassy little thang ain't she? Want me to give her a SPANKING?
Skunk
Why doesn't she give ME a spanking?

Taglines[edit]

  • He's sailing high on the high seas, without a rudder, a compass, or a clue.

Cast[edit]

External links[edit]

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