Wallace and Gromit

From Wikiquote

Wallace and Gromit are the main characters in a series of three short films by Nick Park.

See also separate page,

• Wallace & Gromit in The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

Contents 1 Sourced 1.1 A Grand Day Out (1989) 1.2 The Wrong Trousers (1993) 1.3 A Close Shave (1995) 1.4 Cracking Contraptions (2002) 1.5 The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (2005) 1.6 Project Zoo 2 Unsorted 2.1 Wallace's Quotes 3 External links

[edit] Sourced

[edit] A Grand Day Out (1989)

• "Eeeeeeeeee, these bank holidays, it's a problem to decide..."
• "Gromit, that's it! Cheese! We'll go somewhere where there's cheese!"
• "I don't know... it's like no cheese I've ever tasted..."
• "No crackers, Gromit! We've forgotten the crackers!"
• "No cheese, Gromit. Not a bit in the house."
• "The fuse Gromit! The fuse! We forgot to light the fuse!"
• "Everybody knows the moon is made of cheese..."

[edit] The Wrong Trousers (1993)

• "No more lodgers - more trouble than they're worth. Well all's well ends well that's what I say."
• "It's the wrong trousers, Gromit, and they've gone wrong!"
• "They're techno trousers, ex-NASA, fantastic for walkies!"
• "Good grief! It's YOU!"
• "I do like a bit of gorgonzola."
• "Cracking toast, Gromit!"
• "There goes my knotted pine"

[edit] A Close Shave (1995)

• "Come over here lad - no need to feel sheepish."
• "We've tested this on Gromit - haven't we lad?"
• "Do something, Gromit!"
• "Smashing this. A bit tight here and there ..."
• "The bounce has gone from his bungie."
• "Windows are our speciality."
• "Oh yes, I'm inventing mostly."
• "Brilliant teamwork lads!"
• "I suppose you'll have to skip the country now. A fugitive, eh. You'll be hunted down like... well, a dog."
• "You're not going to turn me into dog meat."
• "Steady on - single file. Single file I said!"
• "Get yourselves organised down there!"
• "Where did you get that from? That's my machine! I've got patent pending on that."
• Wendolene: "Duck!!", Wallace: "Where?"
• "By 'eck, I thought we were all for the can then."
• "Not even Wensleydale?"
• "Get off me cheese! GET OFF!"
• Wendolene: "He's malfunctioning!" Wallace: "Mal-what!?"
• "Eh, you think we should call the pest control?"
• "Have you been peckish during the night?"

[edit] Cracking Contraptions (2002)

• "Oh, now that's just not cricket, Gromit! Anyone for tennis, perchance?"
• "Well I think we got away with that, eh pooch!"
• "Gromit, we have a problem!"

[edit] The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (2005)

• "It's just a bit of...harmless brain alteration, that's all."
• "Full suction!"
• "Oh, very cheeky!"
• "What's up, dog?" (an obvious reference to the Bugs Bunny cartoons. At this moment in the film Wallace has grown bunny ears.)
• "I'm just crackers about cheese!"
• "Say no to carrots, cabbage, and cauliflower!"
• "Love, Gromit! That's the biggest trap of all!"

[edit] Project Zoo

• "The penguin has landed!"
• "I wonder who does their windows?"
• "I didn't do it!"
• "Give up, and I won't have Gromit attack you."
• "Attack, Gromit!"
• "This is panda-monium!"
• "There you are. What took you so long?"

[edit] Unsorted

[edit] Wallace's Quotes

• "Gromit! Help!"
• "Gromit, old pal, I'll...need assistance."
• "I've used me only ball." (the tellyscope)
• "Well done! We did it!" (exclaimed by Wallace, even though it's usually Gromit who saves the day)
• "Cracking good job, Gromit!"
• "Holy helecopters! Penguins aren't supposed to fly! We'll never catch him now. Unless." (Project Zoo)
• "I suppose you like kippers. I'm partial to a bit of black pudding myself - with bacon of course."
• "I could just fancy some cheese, Gromit. What do you say? Cheddar?"
• "All's well that ends well"
• "I'm in the mood for food!"
• "I do like a bit of Gorgonzola"
• "Aarrrrgh!"
• "Wake up, Gromit!"
• "That went as well as could be expected, didn't it?"

[edit] External links