Wallace and Gromit

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Wallace and Gromit are the main characters in a series of four short films by Nick Park.

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A Grand Day Out (1989)[edit]

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  • "Eh., these bank holidays, it's a problem to decide..."
  • "Tell ya what, Gromit lad. Let's have a nice hot cup of tea, eh?"
  • "No cheese, Gromit. Not a bit in the house."
  • "Gromit, that's it! Cheese! We'll go somewhere where there's cheese!"
  • "I don't know... it's like no cheese I've ever tasted..."
  • "No crackers, Gromit! We've forgotten the crackers!"
  • "No cheese, Gromit. Not a bit in the house."
  • "The fuse! You forgot to light the fuse!"
  • "Everybody knows the moon is made of cheese..."
  • (While fidgeting with the robot) "Come on, stupid- Oh!"
  • "Let's try another spot."
  • "That's for the album!"

The Wrong Trousers (1993)[edit]

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  • No more lodgers - more trouble than they're worth. Well all's well ends well, that's what I say.
  • It's the wrong trousers, Gromit, and they've gone wrong!
  • They're techno trousers, ex-NASA, fantastic for walkies!
  • [Feathers McGraw removes his "chicken" disguise] Good grief! It's YOU!
  • I do like a bit of gorgonzola.
  • Cracking toast, Gromit!
  • It's my turn for breakfast this morning, Gromit.
  • Well Gromit, let's see what's on the 9:05, shall we? Here she comes now. I wonder what this could be? Happy Birthday, chuck!
  • Hang in there Gromit, everything's under control. I'll have that if you don't mind, eh? [Looks up and sees kitchen hatch approaching]
  • Tally Ho! Leave him to me; I'll get the bounder!
  • That's quite enough. You'll be hearing from my solicitor about this.
  • You can't go taking liberties like this; I'm a respectable citizen.
  • I'll give you what-for, you tyke!
  • This wardrobe's nearly new you know.
  • [Gromit uses two wires to make the trousers stamp up and down] My goodness, this'll ruin the woodwork. [Bottom of the wardrobe comes away] Oh! There goes me knotty pine!
  • Nice walkies? How were the techno trousers?
  • No use prevaricating about the bush.

A Close Shave (1995)[edit]

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  • "Come over here lad - no need to feel sheepish."
  • "Turn it off!"
  • "Mice maybe?"
  • "We've tested this on Gromit - haven't we lad?"
  • "Do something, Gromit!"
  • "Smashing this. A bit tight here and there ..."
  • "The bounce has gone from his bungie."
  • "Oh, charming. I'm Wallace."
  • "Windows are our speciality."
  • "Oh yes, I'm inventing mostly."
  • "Brilliant teamwork, lads!"
  • "I suppose you'll have to skip the country now. A fugitive, eh. You'll be hunted down like... well, a dog."
  • "You're not going to turn me into dog meat."
  • "Steady on - single file. Single file I said!"
  • "Get yourselves organised down there!"
  • "Where did you get that from?! That's my machine! I've got patent pending on that!"
  • Wendolene: "Duck!!", Wallace: "Where?"
  • "By 'eck, I thought we were all for the can then."
  • "Not even Wensleydale?"
  • "What's wrong with Wensleydale??"
  • "Get off me cheese! GET OFF!"
  • Wendolene: "He's malfunctioning!" Wallace: "Mal-what?!" Wendolene: "Malfunctioning. Preston is a cyber dog!" Wallace: "Cyber-what?!" Wendolene: "A robot! Daddy created him for good, but...he's turned out evil!"
  • "HUH?!, you think we should call the pest control people in?"
  • "Have you been peckish during the night? Only someone's been at me cheese..."
  • "Porridge today, Gromit. Tuesday."
  • "GERONIMOOOOO!!!"
  • "Get yourselves organised down there!"

Cracking Contraptions (2002)[edit]

  • "Oh, now that's just not cricket, Gromit! Anyone for tennis, perchance?"
  • "Well I think we got away with that, eh pooch!"
  • "Gromit, we have a problem!"
  • "Oi, get off me cheese! Gromit! Gromit! Go for him! Gromit! I'll give you what for, you tyke! Gromit!"

The Curse of the Were Rabbit (2005)[edit]


  • "I'm in the mood for food!"
  • "It's just a bit of...harmless brain alteration, that's all."
  • "Full suction!"
  • "Oh, very cheeky!"
  • "What's up, dog?" (an obvious reference to the Time Warner characters. At this moment in the film Wallace has grown bunny ears.)
  • "I'm just crackers about cheese!"
  • "Say no to carrots, cabbage, and cauliflower!"
  • "Love, Gromit! That's the biggest trap of all!"
  • Oh come on lad. Be a bit more...alluring. [Gromit starts to make the rabbit do a sexy dance to The Stripper]
  • We've created a monster!
  • "Oh, it's hopeless. I'll never fix this flippin' machine. Me mind's just a rabbity mush." (sniffles) "Oh, Gromit. I-I don't want to be a giant rabbit!"

Matter of Loaf and Death (2008)[edit]

  • "Light as a feather, I'm the Bake-O'-Lite Girl."
  • "Curse that balloon."
  • Wallace: "You don't think Piella is the...", Piella: "The Cereal Killer. Well Done Wallace. Sharp as a brick."
  • "Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Gromit! There's a bomb in me pants!"
  • "Now do as I say or Fluffles gets snuffled."
  • "Afternoon Sisters."

Project Zoo[edit]


  • "The penguin has landed!"
  • "I wonder who does their windows?"
  • "I didn't do it!"
  • "Give up, and I won't have Gromit attack you."
  • "Attack, Gromit!"
  • "This is panda-monium!"
  • "There you are. What took you so long?"

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Wallace's Quotes[edit]

  • "Gromit! Help!"
  • "Gromit, old pal, I'll...need assistance."
  • "I've used me only ball." (the tellyscope)
  • "Well done! We did it!" (exclaimed by Wallace, even though it's usually Gromit who saves the day)
  • "Cracking good job, Gromit!"
  • "Holy helicopters! Penguins aren't supposed to fly! We'll never catch him now. Unless..." (Project Zoo)
  • "I suppose you like kippers. I'm partial to a bit of black pudding myself - with bacon of course."
  • "I could just fancy some cheese, Gromit. What do you say? Cheddar?"
  • "All's well that ends well"
  • "I'm in the mood for food!"
  • "I do like a bit of Gorgonzola"
  • "Aarrrrgh!"
  • "Wake up, Gromit!"
  • "That went as well as could be expected, didn't it?"
  • As I say it's a bit dingy at present but it's surprising what a lick of paint'll do isn't it?

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