Y Tu Mamá También

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Y Tu Mamá También (English: And Your Mother Too) is a 2001 film, set in Mexico, in which two teenage boys and an attractive older woman embark on a road trip and learn a thing or two about life, friendship, sex, and each other.

Directed by Alfonso Cuarón. Written by Carlos Cuarón and Alfonso Cuarón.

Luisa Cortés[edit]

  • Life is like the surf, so give yourself away like the sea.
  • Who cares who you two fucked when you come that fast!
  • Play with babies and you'll end up washing diapers!

Julio Zapata[edit]

  • Truth is cool but unattainable... the truth is totally amazing, but you can't ever reach it.

Narrator[edit]

  • Life is like the foam of the sea. You must dive into it.

Dialogue[edit]

Luisa: You have to make the clitoris your best friend.
Tenoch: What kind of friend is always hiding?

Jano: I didn't know you want to be a writer. What are you going to write about, "fine boys"?
Tenoch: No, about faggots like you.
Jano: Well, let me tell you that there is a big difference between writing high school tales and producing actual literature.
Tenoch: When do you begin?
Jano': Have you read my book already?
Tenoch: I read the critics.
Jano: Critics are a bunch of assholes.

Julio: Traveling is really cool.
Tenoch: Yeah, but with mushrooms! You've never stepped into a single plane.

Silvia: Oh, Saba, I didn't know you were here.
Saba: [on drugs] Oh, here and everywhere.

Tenoch: [after Tenoch discovers that Ana has cheated on him with Julio] How many times did you fuck her?
Julio: Once, we were really wasted.
Tenoch: When did you do it?
Julio: I don't know.
Tenoch: When? Tell me when!
Julio: When you went to Lake Tahoe.
Tenoch: Where was Cecilia?
Julio: She was sick
Tenoch: Where did you do it?
Julio: I don't know
Tenoch: What do you mean you don't know, asshole?
Julio: I think it was in a party.
Tenoch: What party asshole?
Julio: I think it was at Fruit Loop's place
Tenoch: Where Saba popped her cherry?
Julio: [laughs] I think so!
Tenoch: [angrily] What are you laughing at, fucker? Don't laugh, faggot!

Tenoch: Me too.
Luisa: You too what Tenoch?
Tenoch: Julio! Me too, faggot!
Julio: You too what?
Tenoch: I fucked Ceci, your girlfriend!
Luisa: What?
Julio: That's not true! When?
Tenoch: After the Plastilina concert.
Julio: Fuck! That's why you took me home first, right? Where!
Tenoch: In my house.
Julio: In your house, asshole?
Tenoch: She was wearing the panties with flowers on them!

Tenoch: Did she blow you?
Julio: [looks away] Of course not man!
Tenoch: [angrily] Look me in the eye asshole! Did she blow you?
Julio: No.
Tenoch: Did you blow her? You fucking pig!
Julio: Of course not, c'mon!
Tenoch: Did she come?
Julio: How could I know? It happened really fast, maybe she didn't.
Tenoch: Did she like it?
Julio: I don't know
Tenoch: Did you like it, asshole?
Julio: No dude! No! I really felt like shit, I mean it! [pause] Dude, I wanted to tell you.
Tenoch: [shouts] Fuck you asshole! You fucked up our friendship, you fucked up my trust, you fucked my girl! You fucked up me! Even when I brought from Lake Tahoe your fucking comics and the fucking dress for Ana, that whore!
Julio: Tenoch, dude, I'm sorry man, it was an accident, really.
Tenoch: An accident? [angrily] You poke some girl's eye by accident, asshole! You don't fuck her! You don't fuck her!
Julio: [shyly] Right... right.

Julio: [walking out of the shower naked] You're full of shit, man.
Tenoch: [laughing] I may be full of shit... but, you've got one ugly dick. It looks like a deflated balloon.
Julio: Well, come and blow it up for me, asshole!

Cast[edit]

  • Maribel Verdú - Luisa Cortés
  • Gael García Bernal - Julio Zapata
  • Diego Luna - Tenoch Iturbide
  • Diana Bracho - Silvia Allende de Iturbide
  • Andrés Almeida - Diego "Saba" Madero
  • Ana López Mercado - Ana Morelos
  • Nathan Grinberg - Manuel Huerta
  • Verónica Langer - María Eugenia Calles de Huerta
  • María Aura - Cecilia Huerta
  • Juan Carlos Remolina - Alejandro "Jano" Montes de Oca
  • Daniel Giménez Cacho - Narrator

External links[edit]

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