Year One (film)

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Year One is a 2009 comedy film directed by Harold Ramis, and produced by Judd Apatow. The film stars Jack Black and Michael Cera, and features Christopher Mintz-Plasse and Hank Azaria. The film was released in North America on June 19, 2009 by Columbia Pictures.

Quotes[edit]

[from trailer]

Zed: You could be my right-hand man.
Oh: I've seen what you do with your right hand. No, thank you.

[from trailer] [a hunter knocks a bowl of berries out of Oh's hand]

Oh: Well, there won't be any berries in the fruit salad now. So we all lose.

[from trailer] [Zed has eaten an apple from the Tree of Knowledge]

Zed: I might know everyting. Ask me something!
Oh: Where does the sun go at night?
Zed: Pass. Next question.
Oh: Where do babies come from?
Zed: Pass. Next question.
Oh: [noticing a snake] There's a snake on my foot.
Zed: In the form of a question!
Oh: [scared] There's a snake on my foot?
Zed: Correct!

[from trailer]

Zed: [pointing to wheels] What are these big, round things for?
Cain: They're wheels, numbskull. They make the cart roll.

[Zed and Oh are riding on the cart, with their arms in the air]

Oh: I feel like a bird!

Zed: I'm sorry. I wasn't listening. All my brain blood was in my boner.

Oh: I'm a virgin by choice.
Zed: Ha! Not *your* choice!

high priest: rub me with oil
oh: with my hands?
high priest: no with your nutsack, of course with your hands.

External links[edit]

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