Year One (film)
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Year One is a 2009 comedy film directed by Harold Ramis, and produced by Judd Apatow. The film stars Jack Black and Michael Cera, and features Christopher Mintz-Plasse and Hank Azaria. The film was released in North America on June 19, 2009 by Columbia Pictures.
Quotes[edit]
[from trailer]
- Zed: You could be my right-hand man.
- Oh: I've seen what you do with your right hand. No, thank you.
[from trailer] [a hunter knocks a bowl of berries out of Oh's hand]
- Oh: Well, there won't be any berries in the fruit salad now. So we all lose.
[from trailer] [Zed has eaten an apple from the Tree of Knowledge]
- Zed: I might know everyting. Ask me something!
- Oh: Where does the sun go at night?
- Zed: Pass. Next question.
- Oh: Where do babies come from?
- Zed: Pass. Next question.
- Oh: [noticing a snake] There's a snake on my foot.
- Zed: In the form of a question!
- Oh: [scared] There's a snake on my foot?
- Zed: Correct!
[from trailer]
- Zed: [pointing to wheels] What are these big, round things for?
- Cain: They're wheels, numbskull. They make the cart roll.
[Zed and Oh are riding on the cart, with their arms in the air]
- Oh: I feel like a bird!
- Zed: I'm sorry. I wasn't listening. All my brain blood was in my boner.
- Oh: I'm a virgin by choice.
- Zed: Ha! Not *your* choice!
- high priest: rub me with oil
- oh: with my hands?
- high priest: no with your nutsack, of course with your hands.
