You Only Live Twice (film)

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You Only Live Twice is a 1967 film, the the fifth film in the James Bond series, about Agent 007 and the Japanese secret service ninja force who must find and stop the true culprit of a series of spacejackings before nuclear war is provoked.

Directed by Lewis Gilbert. Written by Roald Dahl, based on the novel by Ian Fleming.
Welcome to Japan, Mr. Bond.taglines

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James Bond [edit]

  • [about to make love to Helga Brandt] Oh the things I do for England.
  • [Coded message to headquarters after being waylaid by attack helicopters] Little Nelly got a hot reception. Four big shots made improper advances toward her, but she defended her honour with great success.

Dialogue [edit]

[James is in bed with a Ling, a Chinese woman]
Bond: Why do Chinese girls taste different from all other girls?
Ling: You think we better, huh?
Bond: No, just different. Like Peking Duck is different from Russian Caviar. But I love them both.
Ling: Darling, I give you very best duck.
Miss MoneyPenny: Oh, by the way, how was the girl?
Bond: [turns the lamp towards her, interrogation style] Which girl?
Miss MoneyPenny: The... uh... Chinese one we set you up with?
Bond: Another few minutes and I would have found out.
M: [buzzing intercom] Miss MoneyPenny, give 007 the password we've agreed with Japanese S.I.S.
Miss MoneyPenny: Yes sir. [to Bond] We tried to think of something that you wouldn't forget.
Bond: Yes?
Miss MoneyPenny: "I, love, you". Repeat it please, to make sure you get it.
Bond: Don't worry, I get it.
Tiger Tanaka: Permit me to introduce myself. I am Tanaka. Please call me Tiger.
Bond: If you're Tanaka, then how do you feel about me?
Tiger Tanaka: [the code response] I... love you.
Bond: Well, I'm glad we got that out of the way.
[Bond is in a hot tub with Tiger Tanaka and four beautiful Japanese girls.]
Tiger Tanaka: In Japan, men come first. Women come second.
Bond: Really? I may just retire to here.

[A car chasing Aki and Bond gets picked up by Tanaka's helicopter and gets dropped into the ocean.]

Tiger Tanaka: How is that for Japanese efficiency?
Bond: Just a drop in the ocean.
[Tiger is showing Bond a shooting cigarette.]
Tiger: It can save your life, this cigarette.
Bond: You sound like a commercial.
Blofeld: James Bond. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Ernst Stavro Blofeld. They told me you were assassinated in Hong Kong.
Bond: Yes, this is my second life.
Blofeld: You only live twice, Mr. Bond.

Taglines [edit]

  • Welcome to Japan, Mr. Bond.
  • You Only Live Twice...and "TWICE" is the only way to live!

Cast [edit]

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