You Only Live Twice (film)
You Only Live Twice is a 1967 film, the the fifth film in the James Bond series, about Agent 007 and the Japanese secret service ninja force who must find and stop the true culprit of a series of spacejackings before nuclear war is provoked.
James Bond 
- [about to make love to Helga Brandt] Oh the things I do for England.
- [Coded message to headquarters after being waylaid by attack helicopters] Little Nelly got a hot reception. Four big shots made improper advances toward her, but she defended her honour with great success.
- [James is in bed with a Ling, a Chinese woman]
- Bond: Why do Chinese girls taste different from all other girls?
- Ling: You think we better, huh?
- Bond: No, just different. Like Peking Duck is different from Russian Caviar. But I love them both.
- Ling: Darling, I give you very best duck.
- Miss MoneyPenny: Oh, by the way, how was the girl?
- Bond: [turns the lamp towards her, interrogation style] Which girl?
- Miss MoneyPenny: The... uh... Chinese one we set you up with?
- Bond: Another few minutes and I would have found out.
- M: [buzzing intercom] Miss MoneyPenny, give 007 the password we've agreed with Japanese S.I.S.
- Miss MoneyPenny: Yes sir. [to Bond] We tried to think of something that you wouldn't forget.
- Bond: Yes?
- Miss MoneyPenny: "I, love, you". Repeat it please, to make sure you get it.
- Bond: Don't worry, I get it.
- Tiger Tanaka: Permit me to introduce myself. I am Tanaka. Please call me Tiger.
- Bond: If you're Tanaka, then how do you feel about me?
- Tiger Tanaka: [the code response] I... love you.
- Bond: Well, I'm glad we got that out of the way.
- [Bond is in a hot tub with Tiger Tanaka and four beautiful Japanese girls.]
- Tiger Tanaka: In Japan, men come first. Women come second.
- Bond: Really? I may just retire to here.
[A car chasing Aki and Bond gets picked up by Tanaka's helicopter and gets dropped into the ocean.]
- Tiger Tanaka: How is that for Japanese efficiency?
- Bond: Just a drop in the ocean.
- [Tiger is showing Bond a shooting cigarette.]
- Tiger: It can save your life, this cigarette.
- Bond: You sound like a commercial.
- Blofeld: James Bond. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Ernst Stavro Blofeld. They told me you were assassinated in Hong Kong.
- Bond: Yes, this is my second life.
- Blofeld: You only live twice, Mr. Bond.
- Welcome to Japan, Mr. Bond.
- You Only Live Twice...and "TWICE" is the only way to live!
- Sean Connery - James Bond
- Akiko Wakabayashi - Aki
- Mie Hama - Kissy Suzuki
- Tetsuro Tamba - Tiger Tanaka
- Teru Shimada - Mr. Osato
- Karin Dor - Helga Brandt
- Donald Pleasence - Ernst Stavro Blofeld
- Bernard Lee - M
- Lois Maxwell - Miss Moneypenny
- Desmond Llewelyn - Q