Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon

Dialogue

(The game's opening scene)

• King Harikin: Zelda, Duke Onkled is under attack from the evil forces of Ganon! I'm going to Gamelon to aid him.
• Zelda: But father, what if something happens to you?
• King Harikin: I'll take the Triforce of Courage to protect me! If you don't hear from me in a month, send Link.
• Zelda: Impa!
• Impa: Don't worry, Zelda. The Triforce of Wisdom promises the King will safely return!
• King Harikin: Enough! My ship sails in the morning. I wonder what's for dinner?
• Link: OH BOY! I'm so hungry, I could eat an OCTOROK!

(The screen flashes: "ONE MONTH LATER")

• Zelda: Oh...a whole month gone, and still no word!
• Impa: Don't worry, dearie. I'm sure he's fine!
• Link: YEAH! That old Ganon's no match for the King!
• Zelda: Link, go to Gamelon and find my father.
• Link: GREAT! I can't wait to bomb some Dondongos!

(The screen flashes again: "LATER STILL". Impa is shown sleeping.)

• Zelda: Wake up, Impa. We're going to Gamelon!
• Impa: All right, dear. I'll get the Triforce of Wisdom.

(The game's closing sequence. Zelda enters Ganon's lair.)

• Ganon: You DARE bring LIGHT to my LAIR? YOU MUST DIE!

(Zelda throws the Wand of Gamelon at Ganon, and magical chains appear to bind him)

• Ganon: ARRRRGH! The chains! NOOOO! You haven't seen the last of ME!

(He is imprisoned in a magical book. Zelda goes forward and frees her father.)

• Zelda: Father!
• King Harikin: You saved me!

(A Spaniard enters)

• Spaniard: Here's the traitor, your majesty!
• Duke Onkled: Please, Your Omnipotence-have mercy!
• King Harikin: Hmph! After you've scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule, THEN we can talk about mercy! Take him away!
• Spaniard: Yes, my liege.
• Zelda: I wonder what happened to Link?
• Lady Alma: Oh, he was a bore anyway!

(Zelda takes the mirror Lady Alma holds)

• Zelda: Stop looking at yourself!

(She throws the mirror. It breaks, and Link is magically released.)

• Link: What happened?

(Zelda chuckles)

• Zelda: Nothing, Link. We were just going to have a feast!
• Link: GREAT!

(Zelda and King Harikin laugh hysterically, and the game ends)