Zombieland

'Zombieland is a 2009 zombie comedy/action film directed by Ruben Fleischer from a screenplay written by Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick. The film stars Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg, Emma Stone, and Abigail Breslin as survivors of a zombie apocalypse.

Taglines

Tallahassee: Time to nut up or shut up.

Tallahassee

• [Plays the banjo, to lure zombies out of hiding, one appears]You got a pretty mouth.[The zombie makes a run at Tallahassee; he beats it to death with the banjo]

• My momma always told me someday you'll be good at somethin'. Who'd have guessed that somethin' would be zombie killin'?

• You've got to enjoy the little things.

• Boy, these fellas really let themselves go.

• [Upon finding a truck full of guns] Thank God for rednecks! This is a really big truck, and these are really big guns.

• Blind spots are for other drivers.

• You ever read that book, "She's Just Not That Into You"?

• [Looking for Twinkies] Where are ya, ya spongy yellow delicious bastards?!

• I haven't cried like that since Titanic.

• He finally got to first base. Not bad for a scrawny little spit-fuck.

• [Repeated line] Time to nut up or shut up!

• I'm not good at goodbyes so that'll do pig.

• [Columbus and Tallahasse find Witchita and Little Rock surronded by zombies] I think that this time they might actually require our assistance. [refering to the girls faking them out before]

• [to Little Rock]I may not shoot you...but you have royally pissed me off and I'm not going to play with you at Pacific Playland.

Columbus

• Welcome to Zombieland. It's like a world's greatest hits collection of nightmares.

• That guy down there... is me. I'm in Garland, Texas. And it may look like zombies destroyed it, but that's actually just Garland.

• When the virus struck, for obvious reasons, the first ones to go were the fatties.

• Rule number one: Cardio.

• It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.

• [to Tallahassee] You are like a giant cock blocking robot, like developed in a secret fucking government lab!

• When Tallahassee goes Hulk on a zombie, he sets the standard for not-to-be-fucked-with.

• [To Little Rock] This is the best part. You're about to learn who you're gonna call...Ghostbusters.

• [referring to 406 as a zombie] The first time I let a girl into my life and she tries to eat me.

• When it comes down to it, we're all orphans in Zombieland.

• [To Little Rock] Your sister, she's single, right?

• I avoided people like they were zombies before they were all zombies. Now that they are all zombies... I kinda miss people.

• Look at this fucking clown.

• Fuck this clown.

Cast

• Woody Harrelson as Tallahassee
• Jesse Eisenberg as Columbus
• Emma Stone as Wichita
• Abigail Breslin as Little Rock
• Bill Murray as Himself

External links

• Zombieland official website
• Zombieland quotes at the Internet Movie Database
• Zombieland at Rotten Tomatoes