Zookeeper (film)

Zookeeper is a 2011 comedy film starring Kevin James, and featuring the voices of Nick Nolte, Sylvester Stallone, Cher, Adam Sandler, Judd Apatow, Jon Favreau, Faizon Love and Don Rickles.

Dialogue[edit]

Barry the Elephant: I can't take it! I miss Griffin! I know you can't see it, but my lip won't stop quivering!

Joe the Lion: Well, he wouldn't be gone if you'd listened to me!

Bruce the Bear: You're the one who talked to him first!

Mollie the Giraffe: Yeah, he's right, you know.

Barry: I can't take it!

Jerome the Bear: Come on, Barry. You're killing us with the crying!

Bruce: What you talking about? You were sobbing all night.

Jerome: No, I wasn't, I have sleep apnoea!

Bruce: Sounded like baby-crying to me.

Donald the Monkey: Baby-crying!

Jerome: What did you say, thumbs? Why don't you come down here and say it to my face?!

Donald: Please! I leave the tree, I'm slapping you silly!

Jerome: You come down here, and I'll use you as a loofah!

Donald: How are you gonna hold me? You have no thumbs!

Jerome: Oh, yeah? Let's do this! I'll start from my back! Bring it!

Barry: That's it! I'm quitting my diet!

Donald: You can't quit something you never started!

Spike the Crow: You know what I think we should do?

All animals: NOT A ZOO ANIMAL!

Griffin: How long have you been able to talk?

Donald the Monkey: Let's see, today's Tuesday, so... always.

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