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Anyone But You

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Anyone but You is a 2023 romantic comedy film about two people who share a great first date but experience a misunderstanding that turns their mutual attraction ice-cold. They are then forced to pretend they are a couple at a destination wedding in Australia.

Directed by Will Gluck. Written by Ilana Wolpert and Will Gluck.
They only look like the perfect couple.

Dialogue

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(first lines)

Bea: Excuse me. Sorry. Excuse me. Oh. Sorry. Hi! Uh, where’s your bathroom?
Barista: It’s for customers only.
Bea: Oh, okay. I’ll buy something.
Barista: You gotta pay up there.
Bea: Can I just go now? I really have to pee.

Bea: (seeing Jonathan and her parents arrive on the beach) No fucking way.
Leo: Honey, look who’s here!
Bea: I cannot believe they did this.
Ben: Who is that?
Bea: That is my ex, Jonathan.
Jonathan: Hey, Bea!
Ben: What is he doing here?
Bea: My Black Hawk helicopter parents have been trying to get us back together for the past four months.
Ben: They flew him halfway across the world to your sister’s wedding? That’s some deep-off shit. They came to play.
Bea: That’s my parents. They think I’m throwing my life away.

Bea: Okay, you don’t know my boxes and you never will. Just figure this out, please.
Ben: Okay. We just suck face in front of everybody. Half of them think they set us up anyway.
Bea: No, that’s too much. We need to do something that’s more hidden, so it feels more real and not some fuckboy wedding hookup.
Ben: You’re calling me a fuckboy like it’s an insult? I own that shit.

Cast

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