Babar (season 2)
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The following is a list of quotes from the second season of Babar.
The Gift [2.1][edit]
- Babar: So, after going through all that trouble, I found out the best gifts are the ones that come from the heart. So tell me, what have you decided?
- [The triplets confer]
- Flora: We know what we're gonna get mama now.
- Alexander: Something really special!
- Pom: Something just from us!
- Babar: Wonderful. What is it?
- Triplets: A toaster! [run off giggling]
- Babar: A toaster. That's what I was gonna get her.
- Basil: [after Rataxes saves Babar and Zephir from quicksand] You did it, your rhigness! You saved them! What a guy!
- Rataxes: Quiet, Basil. I-I don't want it to get around!
- Young Babar: What am I gonna do? Everyone has a gift for Madame, except me.
- Zephir: That shouldn't be a problem for a king, Babar. Just name it, and it's yours! I mean, hers! I mean, yours to give to her! How about an electric rocking chair?
- Young Celeste: Or a bathtub full of perfume?
- Zephir: Or a four-banana toaster?
- Young Celeste: "A four-banana toaster?"
- Zephir: Well, she could use it when I came over!
School Days [2.2][edit]
- Marcel: I told you to wait your turn, hose-nose!
- Young Babar: For the last time, its called a trunk, and when I'm finished, you're both going to wish you had one... All for one, and one for all! En garde!
- Young Babar: Now, if there are any more who would challenge the one musketeer, let him step forward!
- [The school kids run toward him]
- Young Babar: One at a time, one at a time!
Between Friends [2.3][edit]
- Young Arthur: You asked Celeste and Zephir to play with us? But they're still mad at each other!
- Young Babar: I know, but I thought maybe this would be a way for them to bury the hatchet.
- Young Celeste: Hi, Babar! Arthur!
- Young Babar: Hi, Celeste. I'm glad you made it.
- Young Celeste: Me too. I need something to take my mind off that darn Zephir!
- Young Arthur: [about the tennis racquets] Good thing these aren't hatchets...
- Young Celeste: This accident was all your fault!
- Zephir: My fault? My fault?!
- Young Celeste: See? He admitted it!
- Young Babar: Celeste, after hearing both testimonies, you leave me no choice but to find you: Guilty! [bangs gavel] I hereby sentence you to ten years in the dungeon!
- Young Celeste: Ooohh! [faints]
- Zephir: Ten years?!
- Cornelius: I object! The sentence is much too harsh! Besides, we don't have a dungeon!
King Tuttle's Vote [2.4][edit]
- Young Babar: We need you and your men to search the palace.
- Cornelius: And the city.
- Pompadour: And the forest.
- Fire Chief: Right. And if we find any fires, we'll put 'em out!
- Young Babar: No, we want you to search for King Tuttle.
- Fire Chief: Is he on fire?
- Young Babar: No.
- Fire Chief: Then who's on fire?
- Young Babar: Nobody's on fire!
- Fire Chief: Right! Then our job here is done!
- Alexander and Flora: ♪ A sailing we will go, ♪
- ♪ A sailing we will go, ♪
- ♪ High-ho the merry-o, ♪
- ♪ A sailing we will go! ♪
- Pom: Avast, ye swabs! Stow that racket, or else you'll taste the wrath of Greenbeard the pirate!
- Alexander and Flora: "Greenbeard"?
- Pom: All the other colors were used up!
Elephant Express [2.5][edit]
Peer Pressure [2.6][edit]
- Marty: [about Babar's first test] All ya gotta do is sit in this tyre and roll down Thrill Hill. Sorry, JC...
- JC: It's like Marty was saying. Just roll down the hill in this tyre.
- Babar: [sees a small hill] That's Thrill Hill? It doesn't look so bad!
- Marty: Not that hill.
- [Marty points to a steeper hill]
- Babar: Oh, that hill. Couldn't I just take a written test instead?
Tour De Celesteville [2.7][edit]
- Rataxes: What happened?
- Young Babar: What happened? You rammed us, that's what happened!
- Rataxes: I rammed you?!
- Young Babar: Well, at least you're big enough to admit it!
- Basil: Pedal, two, three, four! Pump, two, three, let's kick...
- Rataxes: Please shut your face, two three, four!
- Cheetah: That's oil, folks!
- Babar: As Cornelius would say: "Slow and steady..."
- Arthur: Wins the race?
- Babar: Nope, keeps us from crashing!
Rhino War [2.8][edit]
- General Pomire: I hate spunk! What do you think those crates say?
- Rufus: It says “G-A-M-E-S”. Games.
- General Pomire: WRONG! That’s what they want us to think it says. I’ll tell you what it says: “G-A-M-E-S”! [reads the text on the boat] Gonna Attack My Enemies Soon!
- Rufus: Wow! It was in code.
- Cornelius: King Babar, This is terrible!
- Pompadour: [while showing the paper to Young Babar] This is awful! It’s plan 42-H!
- Young Babar: What in the world is plan 42-H?
- Cornelius and Pompadour: Rhinoland has just declared war on Celesteville!
- [Young Babar gasps as scene fades to black]
- Rataxes: Babar! What are you doing in here?
- Young Babar: About 50 years! I wanna talk to you!
- Rataxes: Save it. We gotta get you home and fast
- Cornelius: Excellent news!
- Pompadour: King Babar has stopped the war?
- Cornelius: Even better: Our supplies for the amusement park have arrived!
- Pompadour: [sarcastically] Oh, goody.
- Cornelius: [clears throat] You sent for us, Babar?
- Young Babar: Hi! I...
- Pompadour: Before you say anything sire, I have a signed note from Doctor Cabaloose, excusing me from any further ride-testing duties; Some kind of inner-ear thing.
- Cornelius: I don't believe it! [whispers] Where I can get one?
- Cornelius: How ever did you manage it?
- Young Babar: With a little luck, Cornelius. And thought a help from Rataxes.
Double the Guards [2.9][edit]
- Young Babar: Lunch? That was the extra urgent, top secret business I had to attend to?
- Cornelius: Proper nutrition is always a top priority, Babar.
- Pompadour: And top secret because we wouldn't want it known that the king of Celesteville still prefers his crusts cut off.
- Young Babar: Good point.
- Young Babar: I think I'm hungry. Let's get something to eat. My Treat. [Scene Transitions to the Pizza Parlor] Hello. Can we have some service, please?
- Cornelius: What can I get you?
- Young Babar: Nothing [Walks towards Celeste] Come on Celeste.
- Young Celeste: Babar! I thought you were hungry.
- Young Babar: Look. What a cute baby.
- Young Celeste: Yes, he is cute. Hello there baby.
- [Baby turns around, only to be revealed as Troubadour in disguise, he then closes the crib]
- Young Babar: Cute. And Clever, too.
- Pompadour: He's a gifted child.
- Young Babar: Let's go Celeste.
- Young Celeste: Wait a minute. I think I know that woman. [They trip over a bowl of fruit]
- Cornelius: My Tusks, this is unfortunate.
- Young Celeste: Ah-ha! I thought so. All right, What's going on?
- Pompadour: We aren't at liberty to explain!
- Cornelius: We have strict orders from King Babar to remain out of sight.
- Young Celeste: Babar, I thought you told them to leave us alone
- Young Babar: I did... at first, then they kinda insisted on coming along. You see, there was this poster of me with the...
- Young Celeste: I don't care! Obviously you don't think we can have fun without them tagging along! I'm going home.
- Young Babar: No, Celeste, wait! Wait, let me apologize!
- [Cornelius, Pompadour and Troubadour follow]
- Young Babar: [turns to Cornelius, Pompadour and Troubadour] Where do you think you're going?
- Cornelius: We're going with you.
- Young Babar: Oh, no you're not. Celeste is mad enough already! I've gotta straighten this out with her. Alone.
- Pompadour: But, sire! Your life is in danger.
- Cornelius and Pompadour: Somebody is out to get you!
- Young Babar: [sighs] Oh look! A flock of turtles!
- Cornelius and Pompadour: Where?
- [Young Babar zips out]
- Young Babar: Celeste? You're the kingnapper?
- Young Celeste: Yep. This was the only way to save you from Cornelius and Pompadour. And it worked! (turns Young Babar toward a table) French fries for two!
- Young Babar: Wow, you did all this just to see me? You must really be hung up on old Babar!
- Young Celeste: Hah! What about you? You're the one who planned his own kingnapping just to see me!
- Young Babar: Okay, we both like each other the same. Agreed?
- Young Celeste: Agreed.
Monkey Business [2.10][edit]
- Zephir: Just my luck, not a rhino in sight. [Looks through Telescope]
- Young Babar: Rampage!
- Zephir: Ah, The Rhinos are attacking! [recorded battle charge sounds mid-dialogue] The Rhinos are really here!
- [Young Babar roars]
- [Zephir Screams]
- [Scene cuts to inside the palace where Cornelius and Pompadour are reading newspaper]
- Cornelius: [while battle charge sounds continue] I say Pompadour, isn't that the Peanut Patch alarm again?
- Pompadour: I do believe it is Cornelius.
- Cornelius: Trade Sections?
- Pompadour: Yes, thank you.
- Cornelius: My tusks! The royal peanut patch, ruined!
- Pompadour: No more peanut butter nouveau! [sobs] It's all because of that callous prankster!
- Young Babar: No, Pompadour. It was my fault. It was the wrong way to teach Zephir a lesson. I should have clobbered him!
- Zephir: Hey, wait! [runs off]
- Young Babar: [gives chase] Stand still! Uncle Arthur: I was just doing Zephir a favour. He put me up to this. Ask him.
The Intruder [2.11][edit]
- [The children go into the basement]
- Flora: You don't think there are any big bugs down here, do you?
- Alexander: Nah! If there were, the monster would have eaten 'em already.
- Pom: Monster don't eat everything, you know.
- Alexander: Everything but broccoli; You've gotta respect them for that!
Isabelle: Monster!
- Rataxes: Okay, I want that stamp, And I want it now.
- Basil: [clear his throat]
- Alexander: The stamp? [the stamp shows us a picture of Rataxes wearing a lady's hat] The stamp!
- Pompadour: If I've told you once, I've told you thrice. We have no idea as to the whereabouts of your silly stamp.
- Basil: Perhaps we should get while the getting's good, sir.
- [Pompadour, Flora and Pom smile]
- Rataxes: [hands Basil the desk lamp] Not until I get that stamp. It makes me look like a fool, [off-screen] the laughing stock of the entire forest!
- Pompadour: I should think you're used to that!
- [Rataxes picks up Isabelle]
- Rataxes: The stamp! Oh, I could just kiss you for this, kid! [Isabelle puckers up] Er... kiss the kid for me, would you Basil?
- [Basil holds Isabelle]
- Alexander: That's our stamp!
- [Rataxes licks the stamp and sticks it to his head]
- Rataxes: [laughs evilly]
Conga the Terrible [2.12][edit]
- Rataxes: Hurry up, Basil. I wanna go home!
- Basil: You mean the mission's over? No more self-sacrifice for the good of mankind?
- Rataxes: Listen, I'm all for self-sacrifice. But if there's nothing in it for me, forget it!
Remember When...? [2.13][edit]
- [The kids and Celeste get into the balloon]
- Babar: You're next, Pompadour.
- Pompadour: Sire, I must protest! Proper protocol demands that...
- Babar: Move it, Pompadour!
- Pompadour: Moving it, sire!
- Celeste: Madame, please take Isabelle home. There must be something I can do to help.
- Babar: How do we get up there?
- Balloon Ride Operator: But your majesties, you don't understand the dangers! The wind, the rain, the lightning!
- Celeste: [to the operator, angry] My children don't understand the dangers either, but they're out there just the same! That's when my husband and I are going! With or without your help.