Batman: Return of the Caped Crusaders
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Batman: Return of the Caped Crusaders is a 2016 film about the foes of Batman and Robin who team up.
- Directed by Rick Morales. Written by Michael Jelenic.
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Dialogue[edit]
- Batman: Up with your flippers, you unholy three! And hope that I leave enough of you to put behind prison bars.
- Riddler: Curses! It's Batman.
- Penguin: Ha, the cat came back.
- Joker: Oh! How did he find us this time? Why, you quizzical creep!
- Riddler: It wasn't me! I resisted the urge.
- Catwoman: He's Batman, you moronic muttonheads, that's how.
- Penguin: Of course! You probably left a trail of breadcrumbs for your little loverboy.
- Batman: No, Penguin. I deduced where you were, but not why.
- Riddler: Then riddle me this, Batman. How do you hold a party in space? Answer, you "plan-et".
- Penguin: Only we want to make three.
- Batman: You diabolical devils!
- Joker: Yes, then there can be a Gotham City for each of us to control without interference from the caped clodpoles.
- Batman: Of all the world-creating arrogance!
- Robin: Don't worry, Batman, they'll soon be where they belong. Behind prison bars.
- Batman: Actually, Robin, I'm thinking of sending them out of the airlock.
- Catwoman: Yeah! Let's see how they like it.
- Penguin: Ah! By the Marquess of Queensberry, you have to follow the rules!
- Batman: Do I?
- Robin: Of course, Batman! As duly deputized officers, we are honor-bound to follow the tenets of the law.
- Batman: Technically, we're outside of the jurisdiction of Gotham PD. Here, I play by my own rules.
- Joker: Egad! Batman's flipped his cowl.
- Riddler: If not, we should do it for him.
- Penguin: Ah, time to lighten the mood.
- Batman: I implore you to turn yourself in without a fight.
- Catwoman: You will be gentle with me, Batman?
- Batman: You have my assurance I will handle you... personally.
- Catwoman: I'll turn myself in on one condition.
- Batman: What's that?
- Catwoman: We run away to Europe together, sip tea in a cafe, and live happily ever after.
- Robin: Holy unsatisfying ending!
- Catwoman: And, of course, we kill Robin.
Cast[edit]
- Adam West — Bruce Wayne / Batman
- Burt Ward — Dick Grayson / Robin
- Julie Newmar — Catwoman
- Jeff Bergman — Joker
- William Salyers — Penguin
- Wally Wingert — Riddler
- Jim Ward — Commissioner James Gordon
External links[edit]
- Batman: Return of the Caped Crusaders quotes at the Internet Movie Database