Beavis and Butt-head (season 8)

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Beavis and Butt-head (1993–1997, 2011) was an American animated television series that originally aired on the cable television channel MTV.  It followed the misadventures of two teenagers, Beavis and Butt-headSeason eight originally aired from October 27 to December 29, 2011.

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"Werewolves of Highland" [8.01][edit]

[As girls in a movie theater are struck by a Twilight love scene]
Butt-Head:  Well this isn't very good.
Beavis:  So uh, is Bella a zombie?  She's just standing there with her mouth open and she acts like she's dead…
Girl:  Shhh!  Quiet!
Beavis:  Ehh, sorry, sorry.
Movie Vampire:  I will fight for you until your heart stops beating.  And then I will still love you.  And then I will keep loving you, until the end of time…
[more reactions from the girls in the theater]
Butt-Head:  How come everyone whispers in these movies?
Beavis:  They're probably embarrassed.  What do you think?
Girls:  Shhh!  Shut up!
Beavis:  Oh sorry.  Sorry.
Butt-Head: Hey Beavis, check this out. I will fight for you until your heart stops beating. Can I have some of your popcorn?
Woman: [punches him] Oh my god, I said shut up!
[the manager kicks them out of the movie theater]
Butt-Head: Hey, we want our money back, butthole.

Henry:  [as Beavis and Butt-head approach, thinking he is a werewolf]  Women?  Let me tell you something about women.  They're all right.  They're fiiiine when they don't know what's happening.  I don't think you no listening to me!  No listen to me!  You no listen to me!!
Butt-Head:  Uhh, thank you oh great master for your wisdom.  But, uh, we were like wondering if you could like, bite us?
Beavis:  Yeah me too.
Henry:  You got a dollar?
Butt-Head:  Uhh, we have gum.  [offers gum]
Henry:  Ah, like me gum!  [ingests the gum and proceeds to ferociously bite Beavis and Butt-head repeatedly]
Beavis:  [amongst saying "ow"]  Cool!
Butt-Head:  [also saying "ow"]  You don't have to go crazy!
Beavis:  Okay that's enough!
Henry:  [drops both boys]  Ahhh, like me gum!
Beavis:  [getting up and limping away]  Dammit, that hurt.
Butt-Head:  Don't worry, Beavis.  It'll be worth it.

Butt-Head:  [infected with a string of diseases]  Being a werewolf hurts my bones…

"Crying" [8.02][edit]

[after Beavis has sniffed an onion]
Butt-Head:  Whoa!  You're crying!
Beavis:  What, no I'm not!
Butt-Head:  You're crying like a girl!
Beavis:  No way!  I am not!  Dammit!
Butt-Head:  You're moved.
Beavis:  I am not moved!  Shut up!  I don't know what it is.
Butt-Head:  This is amazing!

Butt-Head: So, like, yesterday, you we're crying.
Beavis: Shut up, Butt-Head. I was not.
[the scene cuts to school]
Mr. Van Driessen: That's why so many readers find Atticus' speech so moving.
Butt-Head: Uh... I Mr. Van Driessen. I bet Beavis was really moved by it.
Beavis: Cut it off, Butt-Head.
Butt-Head: Cuz yesterday, I saw him crying.
Beavis: No, I wasn't!
Mr. Van Driessen: It's okay to be touched, Beavis.
Butt-Head: Yeah, Beavis was touched.
Beavis: SHUT UP! I WAS NOT CRYING BUTT-HEAD!
[the scene cuts to the students eating at the cafeteria]
Stewart: Hey guys, what's up?
Butt-Head: Hey Stewart, have you heard the news?
Beavis: SHUT UP, BUTT-HEAD.
Stewart: No, what?
Butt-Head: Beavis was crying.
Beavis: SHUT UP! I WAS NOT! I WAS NOT CRYING! I wasn't. Something happened to my eyes. It was that onion.
Butt-head: Uh... attention everyone. [everyone looks at him] Beavis was crying.
Beavis: DAMMIT! I WAS NOT CRYING!

Butt-Head: It's alright to cry, crying takes the sad out of you.

[80 years later, the duo are shown at a retirement home as they're getting old]
Old Butt-Head: Hey, Beavis.
Old Beavis: What?
Old Butt-Head: You were crying.
Old Beavis: I was not. I was not crying.
[Old Butt-Head laughs, coughs, and then dies]
Old Beavis: I'm serious. I was not crying, Butt-Head. I'm not crying now either. [pushes him with his wheelchair] butthole.

"Daughter's Hand" [8.03][edit]

Tom Anderson: [Notices Beavis and Butt-head just sitting on the sidewalk while working on his lawn] Now I know these tired old eyes ain't seeing two able bodied young men just lollygagging.
Butt-Head: Uh, can you like, shut up?
Tom Anderson: Say what?!
Butt-Head: We're waiting for this dude to like, let us have his daughter's hand.
Tom Anderson: Huh. And I thought your generation had given up on being proper gentlemen. So, which one of you is fixing to win the hand of this little lady?
Butt-Head: Uh, right here!
Beavis: Me. Yeah, me!
Tom Anderson: Hmm. A love triangle, huh? Well, I guess you two will have to tangle since you know she can't give her hand to both of you.
Beavis: Yeah, but she's got two of 'em.
Tom Anderson: Jumping Jesus, son! A gal gives her hand to just one fellow. Now, let me give you boys a little tip: no one ever got anywhere just waiting around. When it comes to women, there's nothing wrong with being a little persistent.
Butt-Head: Uh...
Tom Anderson: Damn it, boys! If you want that girl's hand, get off your keisters and go get it!
Butt-Head: He's right, Beavis. We've waited long enough.
Beavis: Yeah. Her hand must be rested enough by now. [As they walk back to the house] Boing!
Tom Anderson: Ah, young love.

"Tech Support" [8.04][edit]

Man on Phone: Yeah, I tried that, and, it still didn't work. And, I tried it again, but, you know, I keep getting the same error, and-
Butt-Head: Uh, did anyone ever tell you sound boring on the phone? Can you like, shut up, and tell me how to get this computer to show porn?
Man on Phone: What?! You've got to be kidding me! Where's your supervisor?!

Hamid: Yes, do you see what they are saying?
Supervisor: Yes I do, and if you want to stay ahead here, you just listen to these guys. See Hamid, are goal is to help the customer, obviously. But if we're on the phone for too long, we don't make any money. We go out of business, and then what will the customers do?
Beavis: I am Hamid! I am Chinese! Do not hang up on me!
Supervisor: You see that? Keep up the good work, fellas!

Hamid: Hey guys, this guy, he say "Microsoft!" Heh-heh! You get it? "Micro-soft?" Eh-heh-heh!
Butt-Head: Uh, not bad, Hamid.
Beavis: Yeah, you're getting better! Keep up the good work.

Hamid: He said "Power Drain!" Heh-heh-heh...
Butt-Head: Uh, that's not funny. This really isn't working out, Hamid.
Hamid: Yes, but I am trying.
Beavis: Yeah, I understand your frustration.

"Drones" [8.05][edit]

Beavis: General? Where's the bathroom?
Butt-Head: Yeah. I need to pee all I can pee.
General: Real funny, kid. [leaves] Hey, Jim, I'm hittin' the head. Yeah, I gotta pee all I can pee.

Butt-Head: [reading the sign] Drain central? This must be the bathroom.
Beavis: Oh, yeah, yeah. Heh. You know, see, that makes more sense than calling it a bathroom, because that's where you go to drain your lizard. You know what I'm saying? Drain central.
Butt-Head: Whoa! Are these video games?
Beavis: Yeah, yeah, yeah, cool! Me first! I hope this game is unrated. That would be cool.
[the sound beeps]
Beavis: Well, check it out.I think this is Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, but with airplanes.
Butt-Head: Cool.
Beavis: Where are the prostitutes?
Butt-Head: Uh, I think you need to find San Andreas first.
Beavis: Oh, yeah. Here we go. I'm gonna shoot some prostitutes.

Beavis: Hey, whoa! Check it out. Are those prostitutes? I think they have fur coats on.
Butt-Head: Damn it, Butt-Hole, you scared away all the prostitutes. Let me handle this. [plays with the plane] Hey, Beavis, check it out. I'm fantasizing about your mom.
[the duo fights with the remote]
Beavis: Damn it, Butt-Head, cut it out! I was here first. [pushes Butt-head to another seat]
Butt-Head: Damn it, Beavis, I'm gonna kick your ass!
[the sound beeps]
Butt-Head: Whoa. This one's cooler, anyway. This is gonna be cool.

Mr. Van Driessen: But remember, class, you still need to study, mm-kay? Because the basis for a successful career in the army is a solid high school education.
Army: I wish that were true. But statistically, we find juvenile delinquents make the best warriors.
[everyone ducks when the plane hits the sign]

Tom Anderson: I’ll be honest with ya, I think your Mormon beliefs are a little screwy, but I still have respect for your college football team, and that Marie Osmond is- [runs off]

Butt-Head: Mine doesn’t have any guns or bombs. This must be, like, the kids’ version.

Beavis: Uh, hey, Butt-Head, I'm getting kinda dizzy. And these planes fly too fast to get prostitutes.
Butt-Head: Yeah. These army games suck. I heard somebody say something about birthday cake. Let's go get some.

Nazi Soldier: What the hell?
Chief: You're under arrest, saboteur!
Nazi Soldier: Stop, please. Why? Why are you doing this?
Butt-Head: Hey, Beavis? I think I saw some nuts on your ice cream.
Beavis: I don't see any nuts.
Butt-Head: Well, they were there earlier. When you weren't looking.

"Holy Cornholio" [8.06][edit]

Beavis:  [after accidentally forcing a screw through his hand, playing with an action figure and a screwdriver]  Ahh!  Butt-head!
Butt-Head:  [referring to the screw]  It's in his butt.
Beavis:  It hurts!
Butt-Head:  Uh, I wouldn't know.
Beavis:  Uh, oh yeah!  Well, I mean, the screw, went into my hand!  Come on, get it out!
Stewart:  Oh my God!  He's bleeding!
Butt-Head:  Cool!  Uh, don't worry, I'll fix it.
Beavis:  Come on, Butt-head, do something!  [Butt-head grabs a power drill]  AHH!  [holds hand away]
Butt-Head:  Settle down, Beavis!  [Beavis looks unsure]  Uh, okay this is gonna hurt you a lot more than it's gonna hurt me.  How hold still, dumbass!  [Beavis, shuts his eyes and holds both hands out to Butt-head, who accidentally forces the screw even deeper, through his other hand attaching his hands together]
Beavis:  Cut it out, bunghole!!
Stewart:  [panicking]  OH MY GOD! 
Butt-Head:  Uhh, I think this screwdriver's like broken or something.
Stewart:  Oh my God!  Butt-head, you gotta get Beavis to the hospital!
Butt-Head:  Don't worry, Beavis.  It's not the first time you've screwed your hand.
Beavis:  Oh yeah!  Ow!

Nurse:  [with parents and their newborn baby]  He's so beautiful!  What are you gonna name him?
Father:  Well, we've always liked the name, Theo-
Beavis:  I am Cornholio!  You will name your baby, Bungholio!  An albino?  Hoolio, bunghholio!  He will be an albino!  [walks away as Butt-head approaches]  And a gringo.
Butt-Head:  Uh, are you gonna feed him with your boob?  That would be cool.

Male Cult Member:  Excuse me young brother, may we ask you a question?
Beavis:  Are you threatening me?!  My bunghole will ask the questions!  "Why do I not use T.P. for my pee-pee?"
Female Cult Member:  The beloved always did like riddles.
Beavis:  You will belove my bunghole!  For I am the great Cornholio!  I need T.P. for my bunghole!
[See Beavis' screw wounds on his hands]
Female Cult Member:  Look!  He has the stigmata!
Beavis:  Stigmata-tata from Lake Titicaca!

"Supersize Me" [8.07][edit]

[the boys continue eating at school until Mr. Van Driessen says food is not allowed in class]
Mr. Van Driessen: Beavis, Butt-head, if it was up to me, you could eat in class, but the school board says you can't. M'kay?
Butt-Head: We have to. We're eating at Burger World for a month so we can get famous.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah. Like that Morgan Sherlock dude, you know what I'm saying?
Mr. Van Driessen: Of course, you're taking on corporate America to expose a very important issue to your generation.
Butt-Head: Yeah.
Mr. Van Driessen: This is great. I'm so proud of you boys.
Boy: So, does this mean that we can eat in class too?
Mr. Van Driessen: No. Only Beavis and Butt-head can eat in class. They're engaged in an act of social protest, shining a light on the issue of teen obesity.
Butt-Head: We're eating in front of you.
Beavis: Yeah, you can't have any.
Mr. Van Driessen: Now, it's so important that you get your message out. Martin, maybe you can be part of this. No, I meant film Beavis and Butt-head, and then post it online.
Butt-Head: Yeah, make a movie about us.
Mr. Van Driessen: The three of you can all use this as your semester service project. M'kay?
Beavis: Yeah. Cool.
Butt-Head: We didn't bring enough for everybody.

"Bathroom Break" [8.08][edit]

Woman: Finally! I'll have a cheeseburger, fries...
Beavis: Yeah, yeah. Cheeseburger.
Woman: Medium orange soda, no ice...
Beavis: Good idea. See ya later. [leaves with the customer's order]
Woman: Hey, hey hey! Where are you going?

Manager: Beavis! Butt-Head! Open this door right now!
Beavis: We're taking a dump, sir. I'm sorry. You're gonna have to wait your turn.
Butt-Head: Yeah. We need some privacy. We're going to the bathroom, buttmunch.
Manager: [opens door and realizes that the boys made a mess and drags them out] What are you two doing?
Butt-Head: We had to use the bathroom sir.
Manager: They said you've been in there for a half hour!
Beavis: Well, I think the food here gave us diarrhea, sir.
Man: It always does.
Manager: Look, I don't care how bad you have to go to the bathroom, you get back to work right now, or you're fired!

[the manager runs outside to urinate]
Police Officer: Excuse me, sir. How we doing today?
Manager: Please go back inside. I'll be there in just a minute.
Police Officer: Okay, sir, why don't you go ahead and put it away, zip it up, and put your hands against the wall.
Manager: No, I... I'm the manager here, Okay? We've had a problem...
Police Officer: Sir, hands against the wall, feet apart, now! You cannot do that here. That's public urination.
Manager: Look, if you would just go... God!
Police Officer: And that's indecent exposure. We got a 311 at Burger World. We're gonna need backup.

"The Rat" [8.09][edit]

[the rat becomes friends with the boys]
Butt-Head: I think this rat likes you or something. Cuz you saved his life.
Beavis: Yeah, that's pretty cool. How is it going?
Butt-Head: What should we do with it?
Beavis: I don't know we should keep it as a pet or something?
Butt-Head: Okay.
[the boys take the rat to Burger World]
Butt-Head: Boy, Beavis, this rat really likes you. He must be a metro metal or something.
Beavis: Shut up, butthole.

[the scene cuts where the boys are at Burger World with the rat]
Beavis: There you go. That's a good boy, thank yourself at home.
[a lady comes in and order]
Lady: Oh yeah, I would like a double cheeseburger and large fries please.
Butt-Head: Okay, how are you today?
Beavis: Alright boy, come on,step aside. Good boy, all yours.
Lady: Is it going to be long?
Butt-Head: You said long?
[Beavis gives the lady the order]
Beavis: Ah, here you go. It looks like we have some company.
[a rat tries to eat the lady's order.
Lady: [screams] A RAT!
Butt-Head: Oh yeah. He really likes fries.
Beavis: And he seems to like the buns too.
Lady: I gotta report this is a health violation.
Butt-Head: Yeah, the food here sucks.
[the lady runs out and leaves]

Manager: [comes in] What the hell is going on? I just got a call saying that there was a rat in here.
Butt-Head: Yeah, check it out. It pooped everywhere.
Manager: Oh God, I have to call the exterminator.
Beavis: We had to throw all of those traps you had you know, he almost died.
Manager: Ok, where's the rat now?
Beavis: Well, I had him in the counter a minute ago.
Manager: It's not funny guys, okay? This is very serious and now we gonna have to throw away all of the food. [leaves]
[the boys tries to look for the rat]
Beavis: Here boy, come on.
Butt-Head: Here rat.
Beavis: Here boy.
Butt-Head: Rat. Whoa it's not like a dude after all.
[he didn't realize that the rat was pregnant when it gave birth to a group of babies]
Butt-Head: This is cool.

"Spill" [8.10][edit]

"Doomsday" [8.11][edit]

Butt-Head: Gonna have any butter than this, Beavis.
Beavis: Yep, the end of the world kicks ass. Hey, Butt-head, check it out! We're rich!
Butt-Head: We don't need money, dumbass. Everything is free for now on.
Beavis: Oh, yeah, yeah.
Butt-Head: We could take whatever we want.
Beavis: This is gonna be cool. You know what I'm gonna do Butt-head, I'm gonna use every toilet in town.
Butt-Head: Uh, okay.
Beavis: I may not even flush. Cuz I don't have too. I don't have to do anything.
Butt-Head: I'm like full.
Beavis: Yeah, me too. So what do we do now? Like go home,
Butt-Head: No butt-monkey, the world is our's remember? We can live anywhere we want to.
Beavis: Oh, yeah, yeah.
Butt-Head: Let's go live at Stewart's house.
Beavis: You know I always wanted to live there.
Butt-Head: Too bad that all the chicks are dead.

"Dumb Design" [8.12][edit]

"Copy Machine" [8.13][edit]

Coach Buzzcut: Due to a new school board edict, we will not be runningball-handling drills today. We will be building empathy. Do you know what empathy is, BUTT-HEAD?
Butt-Head: Uh, is that, like, something to do with ball-handling?
Coach Buzzcut: SHUT UP! Empathy. Empathy is when you feel what someone else is feeling. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
Butt-Head: Uh, feel someone else?
Coach Buzzcut: SHUT UP! Now, you will take these self-esteem worksheets, and you will make copies.
Butt-Head: Uh, you mean, like, with the copy machine?
Beavis: Yeah, yeah. Cool.
Coach Buzzcut: Yes. But let me be clear. You will only copy the worksheet. You will not copy your butts again. DO YOU UNDERSTAND, BEAVIS?

Beavis: Do not copy my butt. Do not copy my butt. Do not copy my butt. Do not copy my butt. Do not copy my butt. Do not copy my butt. Do not copy my butt. Do not copy my butt.
Butt-Head: Hey, Beavis. You know what would be cool? You should, like, copy your butt.
Beavis: Oh, yeah, yeah.
[he gets up on the copy machine to copy his butt, but the glass breaks and screams]
Butt-Head: That was cool.
Beavis: My butt!

News Reporter: I'm here live at Highland High School, where a local teenager is still trapped in the copier. The only thing holding his femoral artery together is a shard of glass stuck in his rectum. As you can see behind me, these brave firemen will be using the jaws of life to extract him, but don't think for one second that this will be resolved easily. There will be dangers throughout. And this young teenager could bleed out and die at any moment.

Principal McVicker: Uh, you're lucky that you almost died, or you would be in big trouble. Uh, if you ever try to copy your butt again, I will have you expelled from the entire school system!

"Holding" [8.14][edit]

"Used Car" [8.15][edit]

Hamid: YOU DID NOT PUT CAR IN REVERSE!

Hamid: [After returning from test drive when Beavis and Butthead crashed a used car] Eh, I am very sorry. They crashed the car.
Dealer: I'll deal with you later. Boys, looks like you've just bought yourselves a car.
Butt-head: Uh, no way!
Beavis: Yeah, this one's all broken, and stuff.
Butt-head: Yeah. I can't see myself driving it anymore.
Beavis: Yeah. We want a fresh one.
Butt-head: Uh, but I'm gonna have to ask you for $1000 to take the new one.
Beavis: Yeah, Hamid already agreed to give us $500 for the old one.
Dealer: Whoa, hold on, here! That's not how it works. You're gonna buy this car, or I'm gonna hold onto your licenses and contact your insurance company!
Butt-head: Uh, we don't have licenses.
Beavis: Yeah, OR insurance companies.
Dealer: [to Hamid] You didn't get their licenses and proof of insurance?! You're fired! And you two, get off my lot, and don't let me ever see you here again!
Beavis: Hey Butt-Head, check it out. Pizza face! [throws the pizza to the dealer's face and gets angry]
Butt-Head: You missed.
Dealer: Why!
Butt-Head: Okay dude settle down we'll take 5,000 dollars for it.
Beavis: Drive the hard parking and were in ow.
Butt-Head: Dont make me kick you ...

"Bounty Hunters" [8.16][edit]

Butt-Head: [looks at the picture of the president] Uh. excuse me sir. Have you seen this man?
Beavis: Any information can help sir. You can remain anonymous too.
Mailman: He's in Europe right now for summit.
Butt-Head: Dammit, Europe's way over than Russia or something.

"Time Machine" [8.17][edit]

Mr. Van Driessen: Okay, Beavis and Butt-head, when we get inside, I wanna talk to you about your behavior earlier, mm-kay?

"Massage" [8.18][edit]

[Beavis and Butt-Head go inside Delilah's Secret]
Butt-Head: [offscreen] Hello, ladies.
Woman: [offscreen] SECURITY!
[the security guard sends Beavis and Butt-Head out of Delilah's Secret]
Security Guard: Every day we go through this. NOW STAY OUT!

Massage Worker: [comes angrily] Oh! Oh, them! Them! Get them! Go! Bad for business!
Security Guard: [angrily walks over to Beavis and Butt-Head] You're going to have to leave. You do not have the right to block a pedestrian area.
Butt-Head: Uh, how come they get to block a "pedestranian" area?
Beavis: Yeah, really.
Security Guard: [sees the massage workers working] Because they are running a business. Now move along. [leaves]
Massage Worker: [angrily] NOW YOU GO! YOU GO TO HELL!

[Beavis and Butt-Head built their own massage stand in order to touch women]
Butt-Head: Hey, baby. Would you like to be touched?
Beavis: You don't like it, you don't pay.
Butt-Head: Step right up. Get one boob massaged, and the other one's free.
Beavis: Yeah, heh. And your butt too, yeah. Three for the price of one. [see no one getting massages by them] How come those guys have chicks lined up? And we don't have anybody?
Butt-Head: Maybe it's because they're, like, Chinese? I think chicks love Chinese dudes.

[Beavis and Butt-Head become massagers in order to massage chicks]
Butt-Head: [looks at the sign saying back in 30 minutes] Whoa! Hey, Beavis, look. They're gone. This is our chance. Um, okay. Act Chinese, Beavis.
Beavis: [speaking Chinese] Um, now you go! You go to hell! What hell you doing? That's all the Chinese I know. Oh, wait a minute! Me Chinese, me play joke, me put pee-pee in your Coke.
Butt-Head: That was pretty good, Beavis. [a lady comes] Whoa.
Women: [sighs] I'm having some upper back pain and on my neck, so if you could just work on that, that would be great.
[Butt-Head gets ready to massage a girl, but the workers show up angrily and pushes him away]
Massage Worker: [angrily] WHAT THE HELL YOU DOING? YOU TRY AND TAKE MY BUSINESS?
Butt-Head: Uh, yeah. We wanna be massagers.
Massage Worker: Okay, you two now massagers.
Butt-Head: Uh, really?
[a fat customer shows up]
Fat Man: Ugh. I'm ready. I need to get my circulation going. I got a real bad spell of the gout. Probably that shellfish I ate.
[a lady leaves]
Massage Worker: [points at the fat man's back and tells the boys to massage him] GET TO WORK!
Butt-Head: Uh, let's get out of here. [he and Beavis leave until a security guard and an angry man show up]
Security Guard: Hold on. [stops the boys from escaping] Okay. Did you two have anything to do with taking this guy's tools?
Massage Worker: They here with us whole time. New employees! Massage this guy now.
Butt-Head: Uh, no thanks.
Security Guard: The police are on their way. Do you work here, yes or no?
Massage Worker: Show him! Show him you not thief. You a massager! Massage!
[the cops show up]
Butt-Head: Uh, yeah. We're massagers.
Fat Man: Uh, I'm gonna need you to massage the fluid back up into my torso. Uh, then rub the extremities till they aren't so blue anymore. Now don't mind that smell. That's just the muscle eating the bone. [the massage workers make the boys massage him] Doctor said he's only heard of it this bad in cattle before. Looks like a table leg got caught in a wood chipper, don't it?
[the security guard and the cops might arrest them]
Beavis: Well, he does have boobs.

"School Test" [8.19][edit]

Principal McVicker:  You two are the worst students this school has ever had.  And now because of that No Child Left Behind law, we may lose our funding!  Teachers will get laid off, I could lose my job!
Butt-Head:  Uh…did you say something about a child's behind?
Beavis:  Yeah, he definitely said something about a child's left behind!  I heard him!
Butt-Head:  No wonder you're gonna lose your job.

Butt-Head: [as teachers are giving their lectures] Whoa! I just got something!
[The teachers, hopeful that Butt-head has actually learned something of what they taught, give him their full attention.]
Butt-Head: Number two pencil! Number two.
Beavis: Oh, yeah!
Butt-Head: Number two.
[As Beavis and Butt-head laugh to their stupid joke, the teachers shake their heads in hopelessness and walk out of the room.]
Beavis: It's a poop pencil!

[After several hours, the students have already finished their tests and left.]
Butt-Head: Uh, I'm all done.
Beavis: Yeah, me too!
[A hopeful McVicker runs over to them to see their tests. However, he immediately loses it when he only sees...]
Principal McVicker: Your name?! All this time, and that's all you wrote, was your name?!

Butt-Head: Hey. How do you spell Butt-Head?
Van Driseen: Butt-Head, eyes on your own paper, mm-kay?

"Snitchers" [8.20][edit]

[the boys are drinking their drinks outside]
Butt-Head: What flavor is that?
Beavis: Blue, blue is my favorite flavor.

"Whorehouse" [8.21][edit]

"Going Down" [8.22][edit]

Cast[edit]

See also[edit]

External links[edit]

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