Big Wolf On Campus

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Big Wolf on Campus is a Canadian television series created by Peter A. Knight and Christopher Briggs that ran from 1999 to 2002.


Season 1[edit]

Pilot [1.1][edit]

Tommy: What's up man, you new here?
Merton: No, Tommy. I'm Merton Dingle. We've had lockers next to each other since kindergarden.

Tommy: Listen, you've gotta help me man. I'm not evil, I'm just... hairy.

Becky: Tommy Dawkins, you are supposed to be cool? What are you doing here?
Tommy: I am a... friend of your brothers.
Merton & Becky: Really?!

The Bookmobile [1.02][edit]

Butch Comes to Shove [1.03][edit]

Cat Woman [1.04][edit]

Witch College [1.05][edit]

The Pleasantville Strangler [1.06][edit]

Stage Fright [1.07][edit]

That Swamp Thing You Do! [1.08][edit]

Muffy the Werewolf Slayer [1.09][edit]

Stalk Like an Egyptian [1.10][edit]

Flugelhoff! [1.11][edit]

Invisible Merton [1.12][edit]

The Wolf Is Out There [1.13][edit]

Interview with a Werewolf [1.14][edit]

Fangs for the Memories [1.15][edit]

Time and Again [1.16][edit]

Big Bad Wolf [1.17][edit]

Scary Terri [1.18][edit]

Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow [1.19][edit]

The Exor-Sis [1.20][edit]

Don't Fear the Reaper [1.21][edit]

Game Over [1.22][edit]

Season 2[edit]

Hello Nasty [2.01][edit]

Frank Stein [2.02][edit]

Commie Dawkins [2.03][edit]

The Girl Who Spied Wolf [2.04][edit]

Apocalypse Soon [2.05][edit]

The Sandman Cometh [2.06][edit]

The Geek Shall Inherit the Earth [2.07][edit]

Imaginary Fiend [2.08][edit]

Merton: Clue! I used to love this game. Vince and I played this all the time. And to keep things interesting we award extra points for the really creative murderer.
Tommy: Who is Vince?
Merton: He was my imaginary friend.

Vince: It's Vince, in the lair, with the lead pipe. And it's playtime!

Vince: You locked Vince up in that chest too, little buddy. But no hurt feelings, Vince is back and it's p-p-p-playtime!
Merton: I don't wanna p-p-p-play with my imaginary friend!

Merton: It's Merton, in the lair, freaking out!

101 Damnations [2.09][edit]

Mind Over Merton [2.10][edit]

Blame It on the Haim [2.11][edit]

Pleased to Eat You [2.12][edit]

The Manchurian Werewolf [2.13][edit]

Manchu: Part Deux [2.14][edit]

Mr. Roboto [2.15][edit]

Rob: Zombie [2.16][edit]

Fear and Loathing in Pleasantville [2.17][edit]

Faltered States [2.18][edit]

Butch Is Back [2.19][edit]

Voodoo Child [2.20][edit]

She Will, She Will Rock You [2.21][edit]

Clip Show: The Kiss of Death [2.22][edit]

Season 3[edit]

Stone Free [3.01][edit]

Everybody Fang Chung Tonight [3.02][edit]

I Dream of Becky [3.03][edit]

Stormy Weather [3.04][edit]

Anti-Claus Is Coming to Town [3.05][edit]

Hellection [3.06][edit]

Being Tommy Dawkins [3.07][edit]

Save the Last Trance [3.08][edit]

N'Sipid [3.09][edit]

Very Pale Rider [3.10][edit]

Play It Again, Samurai [3.11][edit]

Dances Without Wolves [3.12][edit]

Baby on Board [3.13][edit]

The Boy Who Tried Wolf [3.14][edit]

The Mertonator [3.15][edit]

What's Vlud Got to Do with It? [3.16][edit]

There's Something About Lori [3.17][edit]

Switch Me Baby One More Time [3.18][edit]

What's the Story, Mourning Corey [3.19][edit]

Thanks [3.20][edit]

Clip Show: The Sum of All Fears [3.21][edit]