Donkey Kong 64

Oooh, banana!

Donkey Kong 64 is a 1999 3D platformer for the Nintendo 64.

Army Dillo

• "I-I'm sorry, master, he was too quick for me. B-but I'll get him next time..."

Dogadon

• "Oh, it was awful master. Those horrible Kongs threw barrels at me that went bang. Knocked me into the lava, they did. And I've singed both my wings. Then one of them got really big and punched me in the face! Look at my poor old nose! I want to go and lie down now. I'm not feeling well at all..."

Donkey Kong

• "What did Cranky mean about training? Donkey Kong all confused..." (DK Treehouse)
• "Yes, Donkey will help K. Lumsy!" (talking with K. Lumsy)

Kasplat

• "Pant! Must get out of here before fatso discovers that the Kongs are recovering the blueprints to his stupid machine."
• "What's that?! Who's there?"
• "Nearly there - I'm almost safe."

King K. Rool

Story intro

• "I've been waiting a long time for this moment. Soon, Donkey Kong and his pretty little island will be no more!"
• "Guards!"
• "I want you to do everything in your power to keep Donkey Kong distracted. Steal that hoard of Golden Bananas he treasures so much and take care of his pathetic friends. This time there can be no mistakes."
• "I hope for your sake, you're right this time."
• "While you'll be busy looking for your precious golden bananas and flea-bitten friends, I'll be preparing my lizard flavored surprise!!
• "MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!"

Jungle intro

• "Let's see how that fool Donkey Kong is progressing, shall we?"
• "That's right, my scaly friend, the ape hasn't even got his first banana yet!"
• "W-what?! How did he do that?!"
• "Very good, Donkey, but you'll need more than brute strength to stop me this time!"

Aztec intro

• "That meddlesome monkey should be burnt to a crisp by now. Where's that Armadillo?!"
• "Imbecile! I don't like failure - do you know what happens to failures?"
• "I've waited too long for this."
• "I won't let those flea-bitten monkeys ruin my plans this time."

Galleon intro

• "I underestimated those Kongs. Their progress is unexpected."
• "Chief technician! I trust the Blast-O-Matic will soon be ready to be activated."
• "Guards! Make sure no one leaves until my machine is ready!"

Forest intro

• "Time to see what those furry freaks are up to"
• "Huh? Not a Kong in sight. Where are They?"
• "W-who was that?!"
• "I'm surrounded by fools..."

Caves intro

• "Those stubborn apes don't know when they're beat. But even they will have to admit defeat after they've tangled with my fiery little pet. Nothing can stop me now. Their island is doomed! Ah, there you are. I trust the Kongs have been dealt with?"

Castle intro

• "Fatso, is it? I'd choose my last words more carefully if I were you."
• "Any last requests?"
• "I think not."

Enter hideout

• "It's the Kongs! Wake up, you fools, and activate the machine!"
• "Don't tell me what I can't do!"
• "No! The time has come. Goodbye, DK Isles!"

Gameplay quotes

• "Yeah!"
• "F*ck you!"
• "Come on!"

Wrinkly Kong

First meeting

• "Don't be afraid, young ones. It's only me, Wrinkly Kong. My body may have passed away since DKC3, but I'm here in spirit to help you defeat those naughty crocodiles. I can use my supernatural powers to reveal to you and your friends where that rogue K. Rool has hidden some of your precious Golden Bananas. You can come and see me wherever you see my face. Don't be shy now, dearies."

Jungle Japes

• "Get DK's coconut shooter from Funky's Store and use it to hit the coconut switches." (Yellow door)
• "Shoot the switch over the giant mine cart to make the path complete in Diddy's mine area." (Red door)
• "Use Diddy to open the gate to Lanky's cave. Once inside, slam the stumps and shoot the Zingers!" (Blue door)
• "Go and see Cranky, or Tiny will find herself unable to fit intro the tree stump." (Purple door)
• "X marks the spot for Chunky and gives him a chance to use his weight." (Green door)

Angry Aztec

• "Free the Llama by completing Donkey's blast barrel course." (Yellow door)
• "Bash the gongs with Diddy's chimpy charge to reveal hidden suprises." (Red door)
• "Match the sounds with Lanky in the back of the Llama's Temple." (Blue door)
• "Small is best for Tiny when she plays her tune near the four gongs." (Purple door)
• "Match the symbols and put the jugs on the podiums with Chunky near the start." (Green door)

Frantic Factory

• "Donkey must climb up to the top floor if you want to bring the factory to life." (Yellow door)
• "Cranky's Simian Spring will Diddy to leap to the top of the ABC blocks." (Red door)
• "Lanky's OrangStand will get Chunky standing back on solid ground." (Blue door)
• "Cranky can help Tiny beat the giant springy box." (Purple door)
• "Test the strength of K. Rool gates with Chunky's Primate Punch." (Green door)

Gloomy Galleon

• "After releasing the seal, you'll find him waiting for DK over by Candy." (Yellow door)
• "When the ship comes in, climb aboard with Diddy and fire the cannon!" (Red door)
• "Jump through the star with Enguarde and the treasure trove opens!" (Blue door)
• "Dive down to the submarine near Funky and see if Tiny can find a way inside." (Purple door)
• "Chunky doesn't need a key to open the chest bellow Cranky's Lab." (Green door)

Fungi Forest

• "21132 is a number that DK might find useful." (Yellow door)
• "Take an aerial trip to the top of the giant mushroom with Diddy." (Red door)
• "The banana colors will give Lanky a clue in one of his rooms at the top of the giant mushroom." (Blue door)
• "Tiny will need Chunky's help to enter the barn after dark." (Purple door)
• "Don't throw a coin in the well - throw Chunky in instead!" (Green door)

Crystal Caves

• "Match the pictures with DK in his cabin near Candy." (Yellow door)
• "If Diddy can fly through the star, the ways in will be revealed." (Red door)
• "Float to the top of ice castle for a rematch with the sliding beetle." (Blue door)
• "Tiny will need the Monkeyport before she can get the banana under the igloo." (Purple door)
• "Chunky will have a smashing time with the ice walls." (Green door)

Creepy Castle

• "Pull the levers bottom left, top right, and top left in reverse order to open the way for DK." (Yellow door)
• "Exorcise the ballroom, then light the candles with Diddy." (Red door)
• "Lanky will need Funky's last upgrade before he enters the top tower." (Blue door)
• "Get Tiny inside the ballroom then Monkeyport into the museum." (Purple door)
• "If all else fails, get Chunky to punch it." (Green door)

Voice Cast

• Grant Kirkhope as Donkey Kong
• Chris Sutherland as Diddy Kong, King K. Rool