Drillbit Taylor
Drillbit Taylor is a 2008 coming-of-age comedy film about three bullied high school freshmen who hire a down-and-out homeless veteran, Drillbit (Owen Wilson), as their low-budget bodyguard. Drillbit takes their money to con them but eventually bonds with the boys, ultimately standing up to their tormentors.
- Directed by Steven Brill. Written by Kristofor Brown and Seth Rogen.
Dialogue
[edit]- Drillbit: U.S. Army Ranger, black ops operative, decorated marksman, improvised weapons expert.
- Wade: Are you still in the military?
- Drillbit: I was discharged. Unauthorized heroism.
- Drillbit: So what'd you do to provoke him?
- Wade: Well he's fat, and he's a dork, and I'm awesome.
- Buyer: I tell you what, I'll give you 1,500 for everything.
- Don: 1,500? Come on, man. This stuff holds a lot of sentimental value.
- Buyer: To who?
- Don: To the people I stole it from.
- Buyer: I don't care about them. 1,500.
- Emmit: You're the bitch!
- Filkins: Huh?
- Emmit: AAAAAH! That's right!
- Drillbit: God damn it, I'm sick of getting hit by this kid.
- Ryan: Come on, Drillbit. Kick his ass.
- Drillbit: I can't! He's a minor!
- Kid: No, he's not. He's 18.
- Ryan: Remember what that douche bag Drillbit taught us? Mind over Pain!
Cast
[edit]- Owen Wilson - Drillbit Taylor
- Leslie Mann - Lisa
- Nate Hartley - Wade
- Troy Gentile - Ryan
- David Dorfman - Emmit
- Alex Frost - Terry Filkins
- Josh Peck - Ronnie
- Danny McBride - Don
- Stephen Root - Principal Doppler
- Lisa Ann Walter - Delores
- Ian Roberts - Jim
- Beth Littleford - Barbara
