Eating is the ingestion of food to provide for all organisms their nutritional needs, particularly for energy and growth. Animals must eat in order to survive. For humans, eating is an activity of daily living.
- Zaphod leapt to his feet and started prodding and feeling the animal's shoulder appreciatively.
- "Or the rump is very good," murmured the animal. "I've been exercising it and eating plenty of grain, so there's a lot of good meat there."
- "Are you going to tell me," said Arthur, "that I shouldn't have green salad?"
- I know many vegetables that are very clear on that point. Which is why it was eventually decided to cut through the whole tangled problem and breed an animal that actually wanted to be eaten and was capable of saying so clearly and distinctly. And here I am."
- "I just don't want to eat an animal that's standing there inviting me to," said Arthur, "It's heartless."
- "Better than eating an animal that doesn't want to be eaten," said Zaphod.
- Douglas Adams Restaurant at the End of the Universe ch.17
- The poor man will praise it so hath he good cause,
That all the year eats neither partridge nor quail,
But sets up his rest and makes up his feast,
With a crust of brown bread and a pot of good ale.
- Old English Song. From "An Antidote Against Melancholy" (1661).
- Antony, however, according to his custom, returned alone to his own cell, increased his discipline, and sighed daily as he thought of the mansions in Heaven, having his desire fixed on them, and pondering over the shortness of man's life. And he used to eat and sleep, and go about all other bodily necessities with shame when he thought of the spiritual faculties of the soul. So often, when about to eat with any other hermits, recollecting the spiritual food, he begged to be excused, and departed far off from them, deeming it a matter for shame if he should be seen eating by others.
- Some men are born to feast, and not to fight;
Whose sluggish minds, e'en in fair honor's field,
Still on their dinner turn—
Let such pot-boiling varlets stay at home,
And wield a flesh-hook rather than a sword.
- Joanna Baillie, Count Basil (1798), Act I, scene 1; in A Series of Plays.
- I sing the sweets I know, the charms I feel,
My morning incense, and my evening meal,
The sweets of Hasty-Pudding.
- Joel Barlow, The Hasty Pudding (1793), Canto I.
- Man is a carnivorous production,
And must have meals, at least one meal a day;
He cannot live, like woodcocks, upon suction,
But, like the shark and tiger, must have prey;
Although his anatomical construction
Bears vegetables, in a grumbling way,
Your laboring people think beyond all question,
Beef, veal, and mutton better for digestion.
- That famish'd people must be slowly nurst,
And fed by spoonfuls, else they always burst.
- All human history attests
That happiness for man,—the hungry sinner!—
Since Eve ate apples, much depends on dinner.
- Todos los duelos con pan son buenos (or son menos).
- All sorrows are good (or are less) with bread.
- Miguel de Cervantes, Don Quixote (1605-15), Chapter II. 13.
- Tripas llevan corazon, que no corazon tripas.
- The stomach carries the heart, and not the heart the stomach.
- Miguel de Cervantes, Don Quixote (1605-15), Chapter II. 47.
- The proof of the pudding is in the eating.
- Miguel de Cervantes, Don Quixote (1605-15), Chapter XXIV.
- A friendly swarry, consisting of a boiled leg of mutton with the usual trimmings.
- The tender and delicate woman among you, which would not adventure to set the sole of her foot upon the ground...her eye shall be evil toward the husband of her bosom, and toward her daughter. And toward her young one that cometh out from between her feet, and toward her children. which she shall bear, for she shall eat them for want of all things secretly in the siege and straitness.
- Deuteronomy 52-57 
- The true Amphitryon.
- John Dryden, Amphitryon (1690), Act IV, scene 1.
- Eww. They eat their wounded.
- Will Robinson, Lost in Space (film), written by Akiva Goldsman
- A cheerful look makes a dish a feast.
- George Herbert, Jacula Prudentum (1651).
- Gluttony kills more than the sword.
- George Herbert, Jacula Prudentum (1651).
- Moss: Where's my buddies?
- Lyekka: I kind of ate them. They were really tasty too.
- Lex Gigeroff & Paul Donovan Lexx Lyekka
- Blest be those feasts, with simple plenty crowned,
Where all the ruddy family around
Laugh at the jests or pranks that never fail
Or sigh with pity at some mournful tale.
- Oliver Goldsmith, The Traveller (1764), line 17.
- I am strongly against hard crush. Crushing kittens and rabbits is just fucking sick. I do however crush bugs for pleasure (known as "soft crush") and have since I was a little girl. This consists of ants, crickets, and mealworms. These are bugs people consider pests and exterminate on a daily basis, feed to pets, or put a hook through and use for fishing. Often times I eat these bugs too! But that's as far as I feel comfortable with. Considering what people do to animals on a daily basis, (hunting shows, sport fishing, factory farming, yard extermination), I don't think mashing a few ants between my toes to get my panties wet is a huge deal. And often times those who do think it is a big deal don't see the hypocrisy in eating meat for pleasure when they could be eating vegetable alternatives.
- I've had a sexual fascination with vore ever since I was little. I'd often pretend I was a cat-girl hunting down a little mouse. Once I'd caught the mouse I'd often pretend to swallow him alive - just like in cartoons. This really, really pleased me for some reason. As I became older, I started fantasizing about people, swallowing classmates or entire buses full of kids. I'd imagine sprinkles to be people and I often eat ants when no one was looking. To be eaten is the ultimate sacrifice a tiny creature can make. Vore is about giving your life, your essence to feed another being. It's very sexual and very romantic as strange as that may sound. When I swallow a tiny person, I know their life is now mine. That as my shrunken prey is digested, their body will serve and nourish my life. They are helpless to the desires, whims, and biological needs of my body. It's about giving or having your life taken away to serve something far more powerful and beautiful. Mouths, lips, and tongues are sexual organs in themselves!
- Giantess Katelyn 
- Your supper is like the Hidalgo's dinner; very little meat, and a great deal of tablecloth.
- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, The Spanish Student (1843), Act I, scene 4.
- O hour, of all hours, the most bless'd upon earth,
The blessèd hour of our dinners!
- Owen Meredith (Lord Lytton), Lucile (1860), Part I, Canto II, Stanza 23.
- We may live without poetry, music and art;
We may live without conscience, and live without heart;
We may live without friends; we may live without books;
But civilized man cannot live without cooks.
He may live without books,—what is knowledge but grieving?
He may live without hope,—what is hope but deceiving?
He may live without love,—what is passion but pining?
But where is the man that can live without dining?
- Owen Meredith (Lord Lytton), Lucile (1860), Part I, Canto II, Stanza 24.
- They eat, they drink, and in communion sweet
Quaff immortality and joy.
- Le véritable Amphitryon
Est l'Amphitryon où l'on dine.
- The genuine Amphitryon is the Amphitryon with whom we dine.
- Molière, Amphitryon (1690), III. 5.
- But hunger is probably the strongest motive for eating what under normal circumstances would be considered inedible. Perhaps if the ominous prognostications of pundits terrified by untrammeled population growth came true, one can imagine a world in which each member of humanity crouches on his sternly allotted sand pile and presents his plastic card at. the state controlle commissary for his weekly ration of fish protein. At such a time, the placenta may well become a delicacy of haute cuisine. In that far-off day mankidn may find useful the valeditory used by the Toradja natives of the Celebes who hang the placenta in the fork of a large Ficus tree and on departing address it: "You afterbirth, do not say that I do not ove you; we love you. Do not tickle the soles of the feet of the feet of your little brother (sister) and do not pinch his (her) stomach.
- W. B. Ober p.598
- Excepting at most those which happen in times of extreme hunger and whose only purpose is to secure survival, has a pathological, perverse background.
- Friedemann Pfafflin [https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/
- And solid pudding against empty praise.
- One solid dish his week-day meal affords,
An added pudding solemniz'd the Lord's.
- Alexander Pope, Moral Essays (1731-35), Epistle III, line 447.
- "Live like yourself," was soon my lady's word,
And lo! two puddings smok'd upon the board.
- Alexander Pope, Moral Essays (1731-35), Epistle III, line 461.
- But, first
Or last, your fine Egyptian cookery
Shall have the fame. I have heard that Julius Cæsar
Grew fat with feasting there.
- Sit down and feed, and welcome to our table.
- If you do, expect spoon-meat; or bespeak a long spoon.
- Unquiet meals make ill digestions.
- He hath eaten me out of house and home.
- He that keeps nor crust nor crum,
Weary of all, shall want some.
- But mice, and rats, and such small deer,
Have been Tom's food for seven long year.
- Fat paunches have lean pates, and dainty bits
Make rich the ribs, but bankrupt quite the wits.
- They are as sick that surfeit with too much, as they that starve with nothing.
- A surfeit of the sweetest things
The deepest loathing to the stomach brings.
- I wished your venison better; it was ill kill'd.
- Come, we have a hot venison pasty to dinner.
- I will make an end of my dinner; there's pippins and cheese to come.
- Things sweet to taste prove in digestion sour.
- I fear it is too choleric a meat.
How say you to a fat tripe finely broil'd?
- What say you to a piece of beef and mustard?
- My cake is dough: but I'll in among the rest,
Out of hope of all, but my share of the feast.
- I charge thee, invite them all; let in the tide
Of knaves once more: my cook and I'll provide.
- Each man to his stool, with that spur as he would to the lip of his mistress; your diet shall be in all places alike. Make not a city feast of it, to let the meat cool ere we can agree upon the first place.
- You would eat chickens i' the shell.
- Our feasts
In every mess have folly, and the feeders
Digest with it a custom, I should blush
To see you so attir'd.
- Lord, Madame, I have fed like a farmer; I shall grow as fat as a porpoise.
- Jonathan Swift, Polite Conversation (c. 1738), Dialogue II.
- They say fingers were made before forks, and hands before knives.
- Jonathan Swift, Polite Conversation (c. 1738), Dialogue II.
Hoyt's New Cyclopedia Of Practical Quotations
- Quotes reported in Hoyt's New Cyclopedia Of Practical Quotations (1922), p. 210-15.
- When the Sultan Shah-Zaman
Goes to the city Ispahan,
Even before he gets so far
As the place where the clustered palm-trees are,
At the last of the thirty palace-gates,
The pet of the harem, Rose-in-Bloom,
Orders a feast in his favorite room—
Glittering square of colored ice,
Sweetened with syrup, tinctured with spice,
Creams, and cordials, and sugared dates,
Syrian apples, Othmanee quinces,
Limes and citrons and apricots,
And wines that are known to Eastern princes.
- Thomas Bailey Aldrich, When the Sultan Goes to Ispahan.
- Acorns were good till bread was found.
- 'Tis not her coldness, father,
That chills my labouring breast;
It's that confounded cucumber
I've ate and can't digest.
- R. H. Barham, The Confession.
- Ratons and myse and soche smale dere
That was his mete that vii. yere.
- Sir Bevis of Hamptoun.
- Un dîner réchauffé ne valut jamais rien.
- A warmed-up dinner was never worth much.
- Nicolas Boileau-Despréaux, Lutrin, I. 104.
- First come, first served.
- Henry Brinklow, Complaint of Roderyck Mors. Also in Bartholomew's Fair, Act III. 5. (1614).
- Better halfe a loafe than no bread.
- Willaim Camden, Remaines, Proverbs, p. 293.
- A loaf of bread, the Walrus said,
Is what we chiefly need:
Pepper and vinegar besides
Are very good indeed—
Now if you're ready, Oysters, dear,
We can begin to feed!
- Lewis Carroll, The Walrus and the Carpenter. From Alice Through The Looking-Glass.
- Nemini fidas, nisi cum quo prius multos modios salis absumpseris.
- Trust no one unless you have eaten much salt with him.
- Cicero, De Amic, 19, 67. (Quoted).
- Esse oportet ut vivas, non vivere ut edas.
- Thou shouldst eat to live; not live to eat.
- Cicero, Rhetoricorum Ad C. Herennium, IV. 7.
- For he on honey-dew hath fed, And drunk the milk of Paradise.
- Samuel Taylor Coleridge, Kubla Khan.
- Oh, dainty and delicious!
Food for the gods! Ambrosia for Apicius!
Worthy to thrill the soul of sea-born Venus,
Or titillate the palate of Silenus!
- W. A. Croffut, Clam Soup.
- When we sat by the fleshpots.
- Exodus, XVI. 3.
- When I demanded of my friend what viands he preferred,
He quoth: "A large cold bottle, and a small hot bird!"
- Eugene Field, The Bottle and the Bird.
- When mighty roast beef was the Englishman's food
It ennobled our hearts and enriched our blood—
Our soldiers were brave and our courtiers were good.
Oh! the roast beef of England,
And Old England's roast beef.
- Henry Fielding, "The Roast Beef of Old England", in Grub Street Opera, Act III, scene 2. Claimed for R. Leveridge.
- Fools make feasts, and wise men eat them.
- Benjamin Franklin, Poor Richard (1733).
- What will not luxury taste? Earth, sea, and air,
Are daily ransack'd for the bill of fare.
Blood stuffed in skins is British Christians' food,
And France robs marshes of the croaking brood.
- John Gay, Trivia, Book III, line 199.
- "Here, dearest Eve," he exclaims, "here is food." "Well," answered she, with the germ of a housewife stirring within her, "we have been so busy to-day that a picked-up dinner must serve."
- Nathaniel Hawthorne, Mosses from an Old Manse, The New Adam and Eve.
- Je veux que le dimanche chaque paysan ait sa poule au pot.
- I want every peasant to have a chicken in his pot on Sundays.
- Henry IV of France.
- Such as have need of milk, and not of strong meat.
- Hebrews. V. 12.
- Strong meat belongeth to them that are of full age.
- Hebrews. V. 14.
- He rolls it under his tongue as a sweet morsel.
- Matthew Henry, Commentaries.
- Here is bread, which strengthens man's heart, and therefore is called the staff of Life.
- Matthew Henry, Commentaries, Psalm CIV, 15.
- He pares his apple that will cleanly feed.
- George Herbert, Church Porch, Stanza 2.
- 'Tis not the food, but the content,
That makes the table's merriment.
- Robert Herrick, Content not Cates.
- Out did the meate, out did the frolick wine.
- Robert Herrick, Ode for Ben Jonson.
- God never sendeth mouth but he sendeth meat.
- John Heywood, Proverbs, Part I, Chapter IV.
- Born but to banquet, and to drain the bowl.
- Homer, The Odyssey, Book X, line 622. Pope's translation.
- "Good well-dress'd turtle beats them hollow,—
It almost makes me wish, I vow,
To have two stomachs, like a cow!"
And lo! as with the cud, an inward thrill
Upheaved his waistcoat and disturb'd his frill,
His mouth was oozing, and he work'd his jaw—
"I almost think that I could eat one raw."
- Thomas Hood, The Turtles.
- Millia frumenti tua triverit area centum,
Non tuus hinc capiet venter plus ac meus.
- Though your threshing-floor grind a hundred thousand bushels of corn, not for that reason will your stomach hold more than mine.
- Horace, Satires, I. 1. 45.
- Jejunus raro stomachus vulgaria temnit.
- A stomach that is seldom empty despises common food.
- Horace, Satires, II. 2. 38.
- The consummate pleasure (in eating) is not in the costly flavour, but in yourself. Do you seek for sauce by sweating?
- Horace, Satires, II. 2.
- Free livers on a small scale; who are prodigal within the compass of a guinea.
- Washington Irving, The Stout Gentleman.
- The stay and the staff, the whole stay of bread, and the whole stay of water.
- Isaiah, III. 1.
- Let us eat and drink; for to-morrow we shall die.
- Isaiah, XXII. 13.
- A feast of fat things.
- Isaiah, XXV. 6.
- Think of the man who first tried German sausage.
- Jerome K. Jerome, Three Men in a Boat, Chapter XIV.
- Gather up the fragments that remain, that nothing be lost.
- John, VI. 12.
- For I look upon it, that he who does not mind his belly will hardly mind anything else.
- Samuel Johnson, Boswell's Life of Johnson, Volume III, Chapter 9.
- For a man seldom thinks with more earnestness of anything than he does of his dinner.
- Samuel Johnson, Piozzi's Anecdotes of Johnson.
- Digestive cheese, and fruit there sure will be.
- Ben Jonson, Epigram CI.
- Yet shall you have to rectify your palate,
An olive, capers, or some better salad
Ushering the mutton; with a short-legged hen,
If we can get her, full of eggs, and then,
Limons, and wine for sauce: to these a coney
Is not to be despaired of for our money;
And though fowl now be scarce, yet there are clerks,
The sky not falling, think we may have larks.
- Ben Jonson, Epigram CI.
- The master of art or giver of wit,
- Ben Jonson, The Poetaster.
- She brought forth butter in a lordly dish.
- Judges. V. 25.
- In solo vivendi causa palato est.
- In their palate alone is their reason of existence.
- Juvenal, Satires, II. 11.
- Bona summa putes, aliena vivere quadra.
- To eat at another's table is your ambition's height.
- Juvenal, Satires, V. 2.
- And lucent syrops, tinct with cinnamon.
- John Keats, The Eve of St. Agnes, Stanza 30.
- An handful of meal in a barrel, and a little oil in a cruse.
- I Kings, XVII. 12.
- And the barrel of meal wasted not, neither did the cruse of oil fail.
- I Kings, XVII. 16.
- A woman asked a coachman, "Are you full inside?" Upon which Lamb put his head through the window and said: "I am quite full inside; that last piece of pudding at Mr. Gillman's did the business for me."
- Charles Lamb, Autobiographical Recollections, by Charles R. Leslie.
- He hath a fair sepulchre in the grateful stomach of the judicious epicure—and for such a tomb might be content to die.
- Charles Lamb, Dissertation upon Roast Pig.
- If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner,
And take to light claret instead of pale ale;
Look down with an utter contempt upon butter,
And never touch bread till its toasted—or stale.
- Henry S. Leigh, A Day for Wishing.
- I am glad that my Adonis hath a sweete tooth in his head.
- John Lyly, Euphues and his England, p. 308.
- Ye diners out from whom we guard our spoons.
- Thomas Babington Macaulay, 1st Baron Macaulay, Political Georgics.
- Philo swears that he has never dined at home, and it is so; he does not dine at all, except when invited out.
- Martial, Epigrams (c. 80-104 AD), Book V, Epistle 47.
- Mithriades, by frequently drinking poison, rendered it impossible for any poison to hurt him. You, Cinna, by always dining on next to nothing, have taken due precaution against ever perishing from hunger.
- Martial, Epigrams (c. 80-104 AD), Book V, Epistle 76.
- Annius has some two hundred tables, and servants for every table. Dishes run hither and thither, and plates fly about. Such entertainments as these keep to yourselves, ye pompous; I am ill pleased with a supper that walks.
- Martial, Epigrams (c. 80-104 AD), Book VII, Epistle 48.
- You praise, in three hundred verses, Sabellus, the baths of Ponticus, who gives such excellent dinners. You wish to dine, Sabellus, not to bathe.
- Martial, Epigrams (c. 80-104 AD), Book IX, Epistle 19.
- As long as I have fat turtle-doves, a fig for your lettuce, my friend, and you may keep your shellfish to yourself. I have no wish to waste my appetite.
- Martial, Epigrams (c. 80-104 AD), Book XIII, Epistle 53.
- See, how the liver is swollen larger than a fat goose! In amazement you will exclaim: Where could this possibly grow?
- Martial, Epigrams (c. 80-104 AD), Book XIII, Epistle 58.
- Whether woodcock or partridge, what does it signify, if the taste is the same? But the partridge is dearer, and therefore thought preferable.
- Martial, Epigrams (c. 80-104 AD), Book XIII, Epistle 76.
- However great the dish that holds the turbot, the turbot is still greater than the dish.
- Martial, Epigrams (c. 80-104 AD), Book XIII, Epistle 81.
- I am a shell-fish just come from being saturated with the waters of the Lucrine lake, near Baise; but now I luxuriously thirst for noble pickle.
- Martial, Epigrams (c. 80-104 AD), Book XIII, Epistle 82.
- If my opinion is of any worth, the fieldfare is the greatest delicacy among birds, the hare among quadrupeds.
- Martial, Epigrams (c. 80-104 AD), Book XIII, Epistle 92.
- Man shall not live by bread alone.
- Matthew, IV. 4; Deuteronomy, VIII. 3.
- Take no thought for your life, what ye shall eat, or what ye shall drink.
- Matthew, VI. 25.
- Tenez bonne table et soignez les femmes.
- Keep a good table and attend to the ladies.
- Napoleon I, instructions to Abbé de Pradt.
- What baron or squire
Or knight of the shire
Lives half so well as a holy friar.
- John O'Keefe, I am a Friar of Orders Gray.
- Gula plures occidit quam gladius, estque fomes omnium malorum.
- Gluttony kills more than the sword, and is the kindler of all evils.
- Patricius, Bishop of Gæta.
- The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
- Mrs. Sarah Payson ("Fanny Fern"), Willis Parton.
- Magister artis ingenique largitor Venter.
- The belly (i. e. necessity) is the teacher of art and the liberal bestower of wit.
- Persius, Prologue to Satires, 10.
- Whose God is their belly, and whose glory is in their shame.
- Philippians, III. 19.
- Festo die si quid prodegeris,
Profesto egere liceat nisi peperceris.
- Feast to-day makes fast to-morrow.
- Plautus, Aulularia.
- Their best and most wholesome feeding is upon one dish and no more and the same plaine and simple: for surely this hudling of many meats one upon another of divers tastes is pestiferous. But sundrie sauces are more dangerous than that.
- Pliny the Elder, Natural History, Book XI, Chapter LIII. Holland's translation.
- What, did you not know, then, that to-day Lucullus dines with Lucullus?
- Plutarch, Lives, Life of Lucullus, Volume III, p. 280.
- "Pray take them, Sir,—Enough's a Feast;
Eat some, and pocket up the rest."
- Alexander Pope, First Book of Horace, Epistle VII, line 24.
- "An't it please your Honour," quoth the Peasant,
"This same Dessert is not so pleasant:
Give me again my hollow Tree,
A crust of Bread, and Liberty."
- Alexander Pope, Second Book of Horace, last lines.
- Better is a dinner of herbs where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith.
- Proverbs, XV. 17.
- L'abstenir pour jouir, c'est l'épicurisme de la raison.
- To abstain that we may enjoy is the epicurianism of reason.
- Jean Jacques Rousseau.
- Dis moi ce que tu manges, je te dirai ce que tu es.
- Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are.
- Brillat Savarin, Physiologie du Gout.
- A very man—not one of nature's clods—
With human failings, whether saint or sinner:
Endowed perhaps with genius from the gods
But apt to take his temper from his dinner.
- John Godfrey Saxe, About Husbands.
- A dinner lubricates business.
- William Scott. Quoted in Boswell's Life of Johnson.
- Though we eat little flesh and drink no wine,
Yet let's be merry; we'll have tea and toast;
Custards for supper, and an endless host
Of syllabubs and jellies and mince-pies,
And other such ladylike luxuries.
- Percy Bysshe Shelley, letter to Maria Gisborne.
- Oh, herbaceous treat!
'Twould tempt the dying anchorite to eat;
Back to the world he'd turn his fleeting soul,
And plunge his fingers in the salad bowl;
Serenely full the epicure would say?
"Fate cannot harm me,—I have dined to-day."
- Sydney Smith, A Receipt for a Salad.
- Bad men live that they may eat and drink, whereas good men eat and drink that they may live.
- Bread is the staff of life.
- Jonathan Swift, Tale of a Tub.
- This dish of meat is too good for any but anglers, or very honest men.
- Izaak Walton, Compleat Angler, Part I, Chapter VIII.