FUBAR: The Movie

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FUBAR: The Movie is a 2002 mockumentary film, directed by Michael Dowse, based on the lives of two lifelong friends and head-bangers living out their lives in Western Canada.

Dean Murdoch[edit]

  • [handing Farrel a beer as he suffers from a hangover] This'll help ya out.
  • If I have five words left and I'm about to fuckin' expire and all I have left to say is to curse fuckin' Tron, I'm probably not going to say, "Tron funkin' blow."
  • A fable is history
  • her fuckin knee caps Farrel
  • Turn up the good turn down the suck
  • I think you better take up another sport, like knitting
  • Hey terry...My face is totally bunged up
  • FERREL I THINK YOU HAVE THE SUCK KNOB CRANKED UP TO 10
  • FERREL I THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE BROKE THE SUCK KNOB RIGHT OFF
  • Yo yo fucking blows
  • "You need to take a serious five ferell"
  • Fuck you merlin isn't real
  • I recommend you try a different sport, like knitting!
  • (Deaner farts) , "As soon as I smelt that I thought 'Terry's mom's house'. Ah, something must be cookin' over at Terry's mom's house"

Terry Cahill[edit]

  • I ,uh , make tables .
  • And I rip that shit in half!
  • Two-liner!
  • the government takes their part
  • tron funkin blow (spray painted)

dialogue[edit]

  • Dean Murdoch: As it stands Plan B is to just keep on Given'r.

Farrel Mitchener: Giving it to her? Dean Murdoch: No given'r Farrel Mitchener: Can you maybe explain given'r? What exactly does that mean? Dean Murdoch: Give'r. You just go out and you give'r. You keep on working hard. Farrel Mitchener: Is that a plan? Dean Murdoch: Yeah that's a plan right there.

  • [at a funeral]

Dean Murdoch: Hey, Mrs. Mitchener, you wanna hear a joke? Mrs. Mitchener: Most certainly Dean Murdoch: It's farrel really liked this one. What do you call a guy who's from Pakistani who's seen everything and done everything? Terry: Been everywhere. Dean Murdoch: Yeah. Seen everything, been everywhere, done everything. And he's from Pakistan. Mrs. Mitchener: I don't know. Dean Murdoch: Bindair Dondat.

  • Farrel Mitchener: The light is up and it's up for me.