Friday Night Dinner (TV series)
Friday Night Dinner is a British farcical sitcom created by Robert Popper that aired on Channel 4 from 25 February 2011 to 1 May 2020.
Series 1
[edit]The Sofabed [1.1]
[edit]The Jingle [1.2]
[edit]- Johnny: All right, Pusface?
- Adam: Shh!
- Johnny: What are you doing?
- Adam: Come here!
- Johnny: What?
- Adam: Quickly.
- Johnny: What are you looking at? Dad’s got no top on. He never has a top on.
- Adam: Yeah, but… (They look at Martin pulling his pants out) Shit. He’s been doing that for ages, he just keeps on looking and looking.
- Johnny: What’s he… Why’s he looking at his…?
- Adam: I don’t know. It’s not good, though. I mean it’s funny, but it’s not good.
- Johnny: It’s definitely not good.
(They look at Martin seeing through with his magnifying glass)
- Adam and Johnny: Whoah!
- Johnny: Magnifying glass?
- Adam: That’s a new development.
- Johnny: Why does he need it magnified?
- Adam: I really don’t want to know.
- Johnny: So what? This just means it’s really small?
- Adam: Or very thin?
- Johnny: Lice?
- Adam: Mice?
The Curtains [1.3]
[edit]The Dress [1.4]
[edit]The Mercedes [1.5]
[edit]The Date [1.6]
[edit]Series 2
[edit]Buggy [2.1]
[edit](At the table, they are eating soup)
- Jackie: Nice soup?
- Johnny: You killed my Pandy.
- Adam: You killed my Pandy!
- Jackie: Nice soup, Martin.
- Martin: What is it?
- Jackie: Vegetable.
- Martin: Tastes like pear.
- Johnny: I will find him. I’ll find Buggy.
- Adam: You don’t know where he is.
- Johnny: Yes, I do.
- Jackie: So, you’ll move that stinky old lawnmower out the kitchen, then?
- Martin: Yes, when I’ve fixed it.
- Jackie: I keep tripping over it in there. Do you want me to break my neck?
- Martin: Ooh, yes, please! (laughing) Ooh, yes, please! (laughing again)
