Garfield and Friends (Season 1)
Peace & Quiet [1.1a]
[edit]Garfield Goes Hawaiian [1.1b]
[edit]Box O' Fun [1.2a]
[edit]School Daze [1.2b]
[edit]Nighty Nightmare [1.3a]
[edit]- Jon: I'm making your "Abraham Lincoln's Birthday" birthday cake, Garfield.
Garfield: Leave the beard off this time, will you, Jon? [from The Creature That Lived in the Refridgerator Behind the Mayonnaise, Next to the Ketchup, and to the Left of the Coleslaw] - Garfield: [ At one point of the nightmare, a king-size giant Garfield (from overeating) gets beamed up by an alien spacecraft] Yoo-hoo! Mr. Spock? Anyone?
- Space Creature: Greetings, earth creature. You, no doubt, have questions.
- Garfield:Yeah. Got anything to eat?
- Space Creature: [checking the cat's plumage] Hmmm... Nice and plump. We did a good job fattening you up with the interplanetary hunger ray.
- Garfield: Fattening me up?
- Space Creature: But of course, you will be Thanksgiving dinner for the entire planet of Clarion. And there'll be planty left over for sandwiches the next day.
- Garfield: Me? Sandwiches?! No. No! I'd make lousy sandwiches! [the ship takes off into outer space] I wanna see Jon again, and Odie! He can have all his dog biscuits! NOOO! [fades back to reality]I'll go on a diet! I'll lose weight! You don't want me for Thanksgiving dinner! My drumsticks have fur on 'em! [feels a familiar lick] No! They're baisting me! They're... [wakes up to find Odie in front of him] I know that slurp! Odie?
Ode to Odie [1.3b]
[edit]Fraidy Cat [1.4a]
[edit]Nothing to Sneeze At [1.4b]
[edit]Moving Experience [1.5a]
[edit]Good Mousekeeping [1.5b]
[edit]Identity Crisis [1.6a]
[edit]Up a Tree [1.6b]
[edit]Weighty Problem [1.7a]
[edit]Good Cat, Bad Cat [1.7b]
[edit]Cabin Fever [1.8a]
[edit]Fair Exchange [1.8b]
[edit]The Binky Show [1.9a]
[edit]Don't Move! [1.9b]
[edit]Magic Mutt [1.10a]
[edit]Monday Misery [1.10b]
[edit]Best of Breed [1.11a]
[edit]All About Odie [1.11b]
[edit]Caped Avenger [1.12a]
[edit]Green Thumbs Down [1.12b]
[edit]Forget Me Not [1.13a]
[edit]Sales Resistance [1.13b]
[edit]U.S. Acres
[edit]Wanted: Wade
[edit]- Roy: [The CD is] stuck! That's what I get for buying a stereo from a horse.
Unidentified Flying Orson
[edit]- Roy: At this rate, I'll be done [putting the grain back in the silo] in time for Christmas.
- Sheldon: What year?
Roy: That I'm not sure of.
Banana Nose
[edit]Shell Shocked Sheldon
[edit]- Orson: ...Maybe you'll look like me.
- Sheldon: Are you trying to scare me?
Wade: You're Afraid
[edit]The Bad Sport
[edit]The Worm Turns
[edit]Return of Power Pig
[edit]- Booker: Roy, why are you playing the wake-up call now? It's nine-thirty!
- Roy: I'm on daylight savings' time.
Keeping Cool
[edit]Short Story
[edit]National Tapioca Pudding Day
[edit]Shy Fly Guy
[edit]- Wade: Everyone thinks I'm a coward, and I resent it.
- Orson: Wade, you are a coward.
Wade: That's why I resent it.