Gex: Enter the Gecko

Gex: Enter the Gecko is a 1998 3D platform game for the PlayStation and Nintendo 64.

Gex

• It’s tail time!
• This is like a luau at Mel Blanc’s house.
• This looks like an all-nighter at Richard Simmons’ house.
• I haven’t been this scared since I was trapped in Barry Manilow’s rumpus room.
• Reminds me of Halloween at Rip Taylor’s.
• This is what Tim Burton thinks about when he’s in the tub.
• This place is weirder than Fourth of July at Rick James’ place.
• I haven’t seen blasts like this since taco night at James Earl Jones’ house.
• Captain, they are a bizarre alien race that find Adam Sandler funny.
• Reminds me of Jackie Chan’s bathroom.
• I feel like I’m in Boy George’s pants!
• This place is bigger than Oliver Reed’s bar tab…

Rez

• The Media Dimension wasn't what it once was young Gex.
• Gex. It's me, your father.
• It's true. I didn't always look like this; I fell into a scrapheap, while trying to get free cable.
• No, no! Don't do it! I'll do anything! I know Tarantino's gardener's fiancée! I can probably get you a meeting.

Mooshoo Pork

• Time to suffer… little one!