Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (film)

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Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban is a 2004 film directed by Alfonso Cuarón and starring Daniel Radcliffe as Harry Potter, Rupert Grint as Ron Weasley, and Emma Watson as Hermione Granger, based on the book of the same title by J.K. Rowling.

Harry Potter[edit]

  • [First lines; Reciting a spell under his bed sheets] Lumos Maxima.
  • Why would I go looking for somebody who wants to kill me?
  • You tell those spiders, Ron.
  • [to Hermione, watching past-Hermione sock Draco] Good punch.
  • [to Sirius] You betrayed my parents! You're the reason they're dead!
  • [quietly] He was their friend... And he betrayed them... [yelling] HE WAS THEIR FRIEND!!! I hope he finds me. 'Cause when he does, I'm gonna be ready! When he does, I'm gonna kill him!
  • EXPECTO PATRONUM!!!
  • (Last lines) Lumos. I solemly swear that I am up to no good. [credits roll] Mischief managed. Nox. [screen goes black, ending the movie]

Hermione Granger[edit]

  • [while looking at a past version of herself using the time turner] Is that really what my hair looks like from the back?
  • [To Malfoy] You! You foul, loathsome, evil little cockroach!
  • [To Sirius] If you want to kill Harry, you'll have to kill us, too!
  • [Rescuing Sirius with Harry] Bombarda! [The gate door explodes]
  • [After punching Malfoy in the face] That felt good.

Albus Dumbledore[edit]

  • Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, when one only remembers to turn on the light.
  • (To Snape about Harry) Let him swim in the deepest of oceans or glide over the highest cloud.

Professor Lupin[edit]

  • [to Sirius] Well, well, Sirius. Looking rather ragged aren't we? Finally the flesh reflects the madness within.

Sirius Black[edit]

  • No, only one will die tonight.
  • Are you going to kill me, Harry?
  • I DID MY WAITING!!! TWELVE YEARS OF IT!!! IN AZKABAN!!!
  • [referring to his dog form] More than once, James suggested that I make the change permanent. The tail, I could live with, but the fleas, they're murder.
  • [to Harry] Besides, the ones that love us never really leave us. You can always find them... [puts hand over Harry's heart] in here.
  • Brilliant Snape. Once again you put your keen and penetrating mind to the task and, as usual, come to the wrong conclusion. Now if you'll excuse us, Remus and I have some unfinished business to attend to.
  • Why don't you go and play with your chemistry set?
  • Well, you'd know all about the madness within, wouldn't you, Remus?
  • Peter Pettigrew
  • "[to Snape]" Why don't you run along and play with your chemistry set.

Cornelius Fudge[edit]

  • Come now, Harry. The Ministry doesn't send people to Azkaban for blowing up their aunts.
  • Black was vicious. He didn't kill Pettigrew... he destroyed him!

The Marauder's Map[edit]

  • "Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs are proud to present the Marauder's Map."
  • "Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs offer their compliments to Professor Snape and request that he keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."


Shrunken Head on the Knight Bus[edit]

  • It's goin' to be a BUMP-Y ride!
  • [Harry states his destination] The Leaky Cauldron. Hey, you got the pea soup? Make sure you eat it before it eats you!
  • [As they're heading towards an old lady] ERNIE! LITTLE OLD LADY AT 12 O'CLOCK! [the bus comes to a screeching halt] Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, three-and-a-half, two, one-and-three-quarters, YES! [the bus speeds off again]
  • [After the bus squeezes between two double-decker buses] Hey, guys, guys! Why the long faces?
  • [The bus arrives outside the Leaky Cauldron] Yeah. Yeah. Nearly there. Nearly there. Nearly there. [The bus bumps into a muggle car upon stopping] Next stop, Knockturn Alley!

Dialogues[edit]

Aunt Marge: Do they use the cane at St. Brutus's, boy?
Harry: [catching Uncle Vernon's eye] Oh yeah, yeah, I've been beaten loads of times.
Aunt Marge: Excellent. I won't hear any of this wishy-washy nonsense about not beating someone when they deserve it.
Ron: I'm warning you, Hermione! Keep that bloody beast away from Scabbers, or I'll turn it into a tea-cosy!
Hermione: It's a cat Ronald, what do you expect? It's in his nature.
Ron: A cat!? Is that what they told you? Looks more like a pig with hair if you ask me!
Hermione: That's rich, coming from the owner of that smelly old shoebrush.
Fred: You're not flashing that clipping about again, are you Ron?
Ron: I haven't shown anyone!
George: No, not a soul!
Fred: Not unless you count Tom...
George: The day maid...
Fred: The night maid...
George: That bloke who fixed the toilet...
Fred: And that wizard from Belgium!
The Fat Lady: [In a painting; she sings while holding a glass] Ah ah ah ahhh!
Harry: Fortuna Major.
The Fat Lady: No, wait, wait! [Sings in a higher pitch] Ah ah ah ahhh!
Harry: [Irritated] Fortuna Major.
The Fat Lady: Wait! [Screams] Ah ah ah AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
[The Fat Lady surrepticiously looks around to make sure nobody's watching, then smashes the glass on a pillar in the painting]
The Fat Lady: Oh, amazing! And just with my voice!
Harry: [Impatient] Fortuna Major!
The Fat Lady: [Petulant] Yes, all right, all right, you can go in.
[The door behind her opens to let the students in.]
Harry: [Exasperated] Thank you!
The Fat Lady: Plebs.
[Harry's lying in the hospital wing, unconsious, after getting injured during a Quidditch game.]
Ron: He looks a bit peaky, doesn't he?
George: Peaky?
Fred: What do you expect? He fell over 100 feet.
George: Yeah, Ron. Let's walk you off the top of the Astronomy tower.
Fred: And see what you look like.
Harry: [coming to] Probably a right sight better than he normally does.
George: Gave us a right good scare, there, mate.
Hermione: Harry, are you all right?
Harry: [jokingly] Brilliant. [serious again] What happened?
Ron: Well, you fell off your broom.
Harry: [sarcastically] Oh, really? I meant the match. Who won?
Hermione: Um... no one blames you, Harry. The Dementors aren't supposed to come inside the grounds. Dumbeldore was furious. As soon as he saved you, he sent them straight off.
Ron: There's um... something else you should know about, too, Harry. When you fell, your broom, it sort of blew into the Whomping Willow and... [Holds up what's left of the destroyed handle of Harry's Nimbus 2000] ...Well.
Harry: [looking at the Marauder's Map for the first time] No. Is that really...?
Fred: Dumbledore...
George: In his study....
Fred: Pacing...
George: Does that a lot.
Harry: So this map shows...
Fred: Everyone.
Harry: Everyone?
George: Where they are...
Fred: What they're doing...
George: Every minute...
Fred: Of every day!
Harry: Brilliant!
[Professor Snape has caught Harry in a hallway.]
Professor Snape: Potter. What are you doing wandering the corridors at night?
Harry: I was sleepwalking.
Professor Snape: How extraordinarily like your father, you are, Potter. He too was exceedingly arrogant, strutting about the castle.
Harry: [irritated] My dad didn't strut. And nor do I. Now, I would appreciate it if you would lower your wand.
Professor Snape: [Lowers his wand] Turn out your pockets. [Harry just stands there] [sternly] Turn out your pockets. [Harry takes out the Marauder's Map] What's this?
Harry: Spare bit of parchment.
Professor Snape: Really? Open it. [Harry opens the map; Snape puts his wand on the map] Reveal your secrets. [To Harry] Read it.
Harry: "Messers. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs... offer their compliments to Professor Snape and..."
Professor Snape: Go on.
Harry: [amused] "...and request that he keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
Professor Snape: Why you insolent, little--!
Professor Lupin: Professor.
Professor Snape: Well, well. Lupin. Out for a little walk in the moonlight, are we?
Professor Lupin: [to Harry] Harry, are you all right?
Professor Snape: That remains to be seen. [takes the Marauder's Map] I have just now confiscated a rather curious artifact from Mr. Potter. Take a look, Lupin. Supposed to be your area of expertise. Clearly, it's full of Dark Magic.
Professor Lupin: I seriously doubt it, Severus. It looks to me as though it's merely a parchment designed to insult anyone who tries to read it. [chuckles] I suspect it's a Zonko product. Nevertheless, I shall investigate any hidden qualities it may possess. It is, after all, as you say, my area of expertise. [to Harry] Harry, would you come with me, please. [to Professor Snape] Professor, good night.
[Hermione sees Malfoy laughing about Buckbeak, Hagrid's hippogriff, being executed that night.]
Draco Malfoy: [to Crabbe and Goyle] Father said I could have the hippogriff's head. Maybe I'll donate it to the Gryffindor Common Room.
Crabbe: Look who's here.
Draco Malfoy: Ah! Come to see the show?
Hermione: [furiously] You! You foul, loathsome, evil, little cockroach! [holds Malfoy at wandpoint]
Ron: Hermione, no! He's not worth it!
[Hermione relaxes and takes her wand away from Malfoy, but almost immediately punches him in the face. He and his gang run off, panicking.]
Hermione: That felt good.
Ron: [impressed] Not good. Brilliant!
Professor Lupin: Severus, don't be a fool.
Sirius: He can't help it Remus, it's bound to be a habit by now.
Professor Lupin: Sirius, be quiet.
Sirius: Be quiet yourself, Remus!
Professor Snape: Oh listen to you two, quarreling like an old married couple.
Sirius: Why don't you run along and play with your chemistry set?
Professor Snape: [puts wand on Sirius' throat] I could do it, you know? But why deny the Dementors, when they're so longing to see you? Do I detect a flicker of fear? Ah yes, a Dementor's Kiss. One can only imagine what that must be like to endure. It's said to be nearly unbearable to witness but I'll do my best!
Ron: [to Harry and Hermione, who have just disappeared and reappeared in thin air] How did you get there? I was just talking to you there! And now you're there!
Hermione: What's he talking about, Harry?
Harry: I don't know. Honestly Ron, how can somebody be in two places at once?
Draco: [to Hagrid, about Buckbeak] You're gonna regret this! You and your bloody chicken...
Draco Malfoy: God this place has gone to the dogs. Wait until my father hears that Dumbledore's got this oaf teaching classes.

[He, Crabbe, and Goyle laugh]

Harry: Shut up Malfoy
Draco, Crabbe, and Goyle:Ooh

[Draco drops his bag on Crabbe and faces Harry as if to fight him then he points]

Draco: Dementor, Dementor.

[Harry and everyone else looks around startled. With their backs turned many Slytherin including Goyle cover their heads.)

Slytherin students (including Crabbe): oooooooooooh
Harry: Sirius betrayed my parents
Professor Lupin: No Harry it wasn't him. Somebody did betray your parents but it was somebody who, until quite recently, I believed to be dead!
Harry: Who was it then?
Sirius: Peter Pettigrew.
Draco Malfoy:Potter?

[Harry turns]

Draco:Is it true you fainted?

A Slytherin student swoons as if pretending to faint]

Draco: I mean that you actually fainted
Ron: [turning Harry away] Shove off Malfoy

Tagline[edit]

"Everything Will Change"

Cast[edit]

Harry Potter
Film series
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone book film
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets book film
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban book film
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire book film
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix book film
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince book film
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows book Part 1 film - Part 2 film
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