Hell's Kitchen/Season 10

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Season 10 of Hell's Kitchen aired from June 4th to September 10th 2012. Chef Gordon Ramsay puts 18 new chefs in his restaurant to determine who will win his new head chef position at The Steak at the Paris Las Vegas. The winner was Christina Wilson

Episode One [10.01][edit]

[During the signature dish challenge]
Gordon: Right, first name is?
Tavon: Tavon.
Gordon: Your position now is what?
Tavon: Executive Chef at (Washington) D.C.
Gordon: Wow. And how old are you?
Tavon: I'm only 22.
Gordon: You're only 22?
Tavon: Yes.
Gordon: And you're an executive chef running brigade of chefs?
Tavon: Yes.
Gordon: Well done. Amazing.
Tavon: Thanks.
Gordon: What is it? (Bleep)!
Tavon: Shrimp scallops and crab with top of fetuccine noodles and alfredo sauce with eschini and fuse.
[Gordon tastes Tavon's signature dish]
Gordon: How much an egg you put in there?
Tavon: A dime in a drizzle. A more in a drizzle.
Gordon: It is really hideous. This red coming is really bad. I mean really bad.

[Roshni submits her scallops to the pass; after Gordon found out that it's raw, he has had it]
Gordon: Hey, all of you, come here!
Dana: Oh, man!
Barbie: (interview) This is so (bleep)! Wow!
Gordon: I've had enough! Just touch these! (to Roshni) I mean honestly?
Roshni: Sorry, chef.
Gordon: Here we standing here forty-five minutes into service, we haven't got the (bleep) appetizers out. [Roshni throws the raw scallops in the bin] (to Roshni) Get out! Get out of there!
Roshni: (holds the pan) No, chef! No!
Gordon: Hey, look at me! look!
Roshni: Please?
Gordon: I'm not telling you one more time, Get the (bleep) out of here! (Bleep) off upstairs! Get out! (to Barbie) Barbie! Get on the scallops! Come on!
Barbie: Yes, chef.
Gordon: You take the (bleep) scallops!
[Roshni walks out to the kitchen to throw her apron out]
Roshni: (interview) I've never ever walked off to the light and I'm always completed dinner service (cries).

[Chef Ramsay has found out that Tavon had poorly sliced all the scallops during prep]
Gordon: Hey you, executive chef. Do you actually cook in a restaurant?
Tavon: Yes I do.
Gordon: And do you do the same there?
Tavon: Do we do what (bleep)?
Gordon: The same?
Tavon: No.
Gordon: So why are you doing them here?
Tavon: I guess I froze, I mean.
Gordon: You froze?
Tavon: What else do you want me to say?
Gordon: You haven't even (bleep) defrosted!
Tavon: Ha.
Gordon: You think it's funny? All those (bleep) customers? Do me a favor, (bleep) off upstairs! Get out!
Tavon: (interview) This is the first time I've ever been kicked out of the kitchen in my career. Chef Ramsay, you're a (bleep) douchebag.
Gordon: One onion tart, one spaghetti, how long?
Brian: What are we waiting on? What we got?
Gordon: What are waiting on? I'm waiting on some (bleep) turds!
Brian: Yes chef.
Gordon: Is that a (bleep) joke?

Gordon: [returning Royce's spaghetti to the workstation] Hey, come here. Crunchy (bleep) spaghetti. Crunchy, you can just see it. Pick that up, look, crunchy!
Royce: Sorry chef. I'll have one in 30 seconds.
Gordon: Hey, hey, GET OUT!!
Royce: I'll have one in 30 seconds.
Gordon: Hey, look at me, GET OUT!! Join the (bleep) exec. upstairs! Get the (bleep) out of here!

Gordon: I've become (bleep) out of this, like a bunch of idiots here!
Don: Come on guys, we need a down rally here.
Guy: (interview) Don is a living in his own world, he was wondering around not knowing what (bleep) not to do himself.
Gordon: (holds the ticket) Two caesar salad, one onion tart, how long?
Chris Carrero: Onion tart working! Get on onion tart! Three right now! Three right now! (brings to the pass) Check this it, man!
Gordon: Put the tray down! Put the (bleep) tray down! (smashes the onion tart) RAW! (calling all remaining members of the blue team) All of you, ALL OF YOU! (bleep) RAW!!! Can't cook pastry, end of the day for me, GET OUT!!! All of you, GET OUT!!!
Justin: (interview) Never in my life having so embarrassed and through is out of the line, embarrassed doesn't belong anyone in the kitchen.

Gordon: Tavon may have been an executive chef at 22, but he did little to impress me in his short stay in Hell's Kitchen.

Episode Two [10.02][edit]

:[Barbie Just Brought Bad Scallops To The Pass Again]'

Gordon: Are You With Us Now?
Barbie: Yes Chef
Gordon: Or Are You Back On Catalina Island?
Barbie: Im With Us
Gordon: Get Off The Zip Line And Get Back Down To Earth
Robyn: (interview) Whenever Barbie Touches Anything Its Like A Disaster She Makes Me Crazy
[The blue team is trying to cook on their first entrées]
Gordon: Two wellington, two opah! How long?
Justin: Coming out now, chef! Coming out! Out! (Brings the wellington to the pass)
Gordon: Where's the opah?
Chris Carrero: Right behind.
Gordon: (Bleep)! It's raw, stone-(bleep)-cold! All of you, COME HERE! (Calling Chris Carrero) You, specially! Just touch that! Cold, touch that! (Blue team touches that what is now cold wellington) And it's stone cold! (smashes the wellington onto a tray twice) (Bleep)! (To Justin) Shame! Who cooked the wellington?
Justin: I did, chef.
Gordon: It mean it cooked perfectly. Take it back now.

(8:06 pm)
Narrator: Two hours into dinner service and not a single entrée is left either kitchen, patience is wearing thin in the dining room.
Female diner: I'm hungry. (Caption appears in the screen)
James: We are apologize.
Narrator: And the red kitchen is crumbling quickly.
Roshni: How long is the bass?
Barbie: Two minutes, guys.
Roshni: I'm gonna (bleep) two minutes or plate with it!
Gordon: I got six bass going. What of these?
Tiffany Johnson: Chef, I told them to start the bass. Because--
Gordon: Six?
Tiffany Johnson: Yes.
Gordon: They should be cooked in order! It's fish!
Barbie: Coming down with scallops.
Tiffany Johnson: (interview) Honestly why I mean I'm trying to (bleep) what I got sort of it, I'm pissed of and he's mad at me.
Gordon: Ladies, STOP! ALL OF YOU, COME HERE! You telling her (Danielle) to cook six bass, your three tables on what their doing and this arrives.
Roshni: (interview) Agh! It's thrilled.
[Chef Ramsay has had enough with the Red team]
Gordon: For the seventh time, touched them! Touched them! (he touches the scallops, then the red team touches it) All of you, GET OUT! (Barbie) And you, take them with you, get out of my (bleep) sight, GET OUT! OUT!
Christina Wilson: (interview) God! Oh my God!
Gordon: Absolutely useless!

Robyn: I got fish! I got fish you cocky bitch!
Barbie: Don't you ever (bleep) call me a bitch again, you understand?
Robyn: (interview) Barbies The Reason Why We Went Down Tonight I Don't Know Why She (bleep) Hear

:[Barbie Is Just About To Be Put Up For Elimination]'

Dana: Were Gonna Get Rid Of Her Ass
Tiffany Johnson: Thats What I Said
Robyn: (interview) Barbie Is Going Home Bye-Bye Au Revoir Write Me A (bleep) Postcard

Episode Three [10.03][edit]

Robyn: You Got One Person Bringing This Team Down One Person Thats Not Gonna Change Its Bringing Us All Down Its Making Us Look Bad
Christina Wilson: Listen This Is The Thing You Hear Enough Rope Behind Themselves
Robyn: But She's Hanging All Of Us
Robyn: (interview) Barbie Sabotaged The Team Tonight One Individual Made Eight Other People Fail And Thats A Problem
Barbie: (interview) The Pressures Really Getting To Robyn She's Really Starting To Crack
Barbie: Cream Rises To The Top Babe
Robyn: Yeah And You Know What Ill Be (bleep) Rising To The Top And You'll Be Going (bleep) Home
Barbie: Im Not Going Home Tonight

''[Barbie Wakes Up The Dorm By Stomping Her Feet On The Dorm Floor]

Robyn: (interview) What The (bleep) Is That
Barbie: (interview) Wake Up
Robyn: I Don't Even Make That Much Noise When I Walk (Caption appears in the screen)
Robyn: You Want Trouble This Morning
Barbie: I Just Want Everybody To Remember Where They Are And What Were Here To Do
Tiffany Johnson: What Are You Doing?
Barbie: I Just Washed The Dishes
Tiffany Johnson: I Came Out Here With You Going Like This [Intimidates Barbie Stomping Her Feet]
Tiffany Johnson: (interview) Somebody Needs To Tell That (bleep) Bitch Whats Up
Tiffany Johnson: Your About To Get Choked Out Knock It Off Grow Up Your 33
Barbie: Im Not About To Get Choked Out
Tiffany Johnson You Wanna Get Choked Out You Wanna Get Choked Out (bleep)
Barbie: (interview) Im Shaking In My Boots Im Shaking
Robyn: Im This Close To Snapping Your Neck (Caption appears in the screen)

[Gordon checks on wellingtons brought up by Kimmie]

Gordon: Who cooked the wellingtons? (returns to the workstation)
Kimmie: I did, chef.
Gordon: Kimmie? I got one sort of rare and one sort of looking weird. [slams the wellingtons on the workstation] Look at that.
Kimmie: (Bleep) me, dude!
Gordon: And here is the big insult: (holds a piece of burnt cod) Boiled one side and black the next. It's over two hours. It's been a nightmare. Pathetic!
Robyn: (interview) Chef's definitely about to explode. (imitates a bomb falling down)
Gordon: You'll never ever get entrées out like this, ever! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 of you. (Bleep) off out of here! Get out! Out! And one more thing, GET OUT!

Episode Four [10.04][edit]

[The blue team has ran out of cod during service]

Gordon: James?
James: (enters the blue kitchen) Yes chef?
Gordon: We ran out of cod. Can we serve the seabass?
James: Yes chef. (exits the kitchen)
Gordon: Let's go. Three bass, two lamb.
Brian: Yes chef. It's coming right now, baby.
Gordon: Hey. It's coming baby?
Brian: Sorry chef.
Gordon: You cook like a (bleep) baby!
Brian: Won't happen again, chef.
Gordon: GET OUT!!
Brian: Yes chef.
[Gordon knocks his hand on the workstation]
Brian: (knocks his hand on side of the oven upon exiting) (Bleep)!!
Gordon: What's the matter with that jerk?!
Brian: (throws his apron in the dorms) Come on, man!

Gordon: Come on, Donald! Let's go!
Don: One minute, chef.
Gordon: One minute.
Guy: (interview) One minute, I'm going up.
Scott: You've got to be kidding me.
Royce: (interview) One minute!!
Don: One minute on that steak, chef.
Gordon: Donald!!
Don: One minute, chef.
Gordon: Three minutes ago, you said one minute, yeah?
Don: Yeah, I'm right there. One minute!
Gordon: What's going on? You're shouting "one minute" just like a (bleep) idiot!
Don: Uhm... Like a minute and a half.
Gordon: Oh, my God. (Bleep) hell! Come on, Donald!
Don: Yes, chef! Coming up. [delivers his meat to the pass] Sorry, chef.
Gordon: (Bleep)!! [checks the steak] What the (bleep)? Oh, my God! (returns to the workstation) Yeah, stop, stop!! (Don groans) You keep me waiting and they arrive in the window, medium-well. And you're telling me one minute , I came back three minutes from there it's still one minute.
Don: (Bleep).
Gordon: Get out! (Bleep) off!

Gordon: Hey, who's cooking the bass?
Royce: Right here, chef.
Justin: I am, chef.
Royce: I got your bass.
Justin: I have my hands for this order. I got two more.
Gordon: OH MY GOD!! Hey Royce, are you stupid?!
Royce: No.
Gordon: You've (Royce) got bass there, he's (Justin) got bass there! It's the same table, you idiots! And not one of you are (bleep) communicating! Both of you! (Bleep) off out of here! (Bleep) off!!

[Chef Ramsey gathers both teams After Dinner Service Was Done]

Gordon: Tonight Its Painful Just Watching You Disintegrate It Was Like Having A Root Canal And Passing A Kidney Stone At The Same (bleep) Time.

Episode Five [10.05][edit]

Episode Six [10.06][edit]

Episode Seven [10.07][edit]

[The blue team has nominated Clemenza For Elimination And Chef Ramsey Asked The Blue Team Who Chef Ramsey Should Send Home And The blue team Unanimously Voted Clemenza]

Clemenza: Chef I Chased Animals I Dug Trees I Gave It My All Every Single Time I Have Been In That Kitchen I Played One Hundred Precent And I Have Not Once Not Once Ever Have I Stopped And Let My Guard Down Once I Have Tried To Help Everybody And Do Everything I Can Possibly Be And I Played One Hundred Precent And Everybody's Trying To (Bleep) Get Rid Of Me But You Know What? I Served Out Better Food Then Everybody Standing There

Episode Eight [10.08][edit]

[Chef Ramsay has had it with the blue team; comes back to the workstation with cold lobster]

Gordon: OH MY GOD!!
Gordon: Hey Come Here You All Of You Not One Of You Know What The (Bleep) Is Going On And Your Embarrassing In Front Of Him [Tito Ortiz] Come Here Cold Lobster For The Second Time Tonight I Swear To God Look At Me I Have One Big Message For You Hey You GET OUT!! (Bleep) OFF I'll Do It On My Own GET OUT!!
Justin: I Dont Wanna Get Out
Gordon: You Wanna Argue In Front Of Me GET OUT YOU GET OUT (Bleep) OFF TOTALY (Bleep) USELESS GET OUT GET OUT!!

[Chef Ramsay informs the blue team That They Obviously Lost after dinner service is done]

Gordon: Stay There All Of You Just Stay There Theres No Way On Earth Your Going Back In There I'm Done.

Red Team Finished For You Brilliantly Brilliantly! How Can They Be So Much Better Than You?

Brian:There Not Chef!
Gordon:There Not?
Brian:No
Gordon: You Served Me Soupy (Bleep) Risotto[Brian] Wellingtons Undercooked[Roshni] Cold Lobster Twice[Patrick] Its A Absolute (Bleep) Joke

Episode Nine [10.09][edit]

Episode Ten [10.10][edit]

Gordon: Blue team, away now Table 22, Concentrate. Three filet, one hanger steak.
Patrick: Yes chef, four minutes. [Royce just stares at Gordon]
Gordon: Royce doesn't even answer. Three filet, one hanger! Tell your chef three filet, one hanger.
Royce: Yes, chef, three filet, one hanger!
Gordon: One more time!
Royce: Three filet, one hanger!
Gordon: One more time!
Royce: Three filet, one hanger!
Gordon: One more time!
Royce: Three filet, one hanger! I got two minutes on mine. [Ramsay slow claps]
Patrick: Give me three minutes chef on...
Gordon: On what?
Patrick: Two filet, one hanger.
Gordon: Oh, my god!
Patrick: Three filet! Sorry chef.
Gordon: Hey, you! Hey, (bleep)-head. Come here, you.
Patrick: (Bleep)!
Gordon: Hey you (Justin) on meat. Let's go. Patrick, (bleep) off!
Patrick: Oh, (bleep) me! (Bleep)!
Gordon: Hey, outside and get some fresh air. (Bleep) off.
[Patrick walks out into the dining room where a kid starts laughing at him.]

[Chef Ramsay has had it with the red team; comes back to the workstation with hanger steak]

Gordon: Hey! Hey, all of you, STOP!! Come here, all of you! Just touch them. Put your hand on top. Put your hand on... (to Robyn and Tiffany) PUT YOUR HAND ON TOP!!!
Robyn and Tiffany: I'm putting it on top.
Gordon: Put it on top. Put it on top. Stone-cold! Red team! You, you, you, you, you. (Bleep) off! [Kimmy slams her towel on her station upon exit] Get out!!!

Episode Eleven [10.11][edit]

Episode Twelve [10.12][edit]

Episode Thirteen [10.13][edit]

Narrator: The red team is stuck on their last two tickets.
Kimmie: How long Tiff?
Tiffany: I don't know exactly.
Narrator: Still waiting for Tiffany's undercooked potato garnish.
Christina: (interview) You should know that they were your potatoes. That was your component right? That was your idea for the menu right?
Tiffany: I'm sorry. What do you want me to say? Don't give me that look!
Kimmie: Don't get an attitude with me! You're killing my steaks!
Tiffany: I don't know, Kimmie. I don't know.
Andi: Tiffany,
Tiffany: Sorry.
Andi: No, you're not!
Tiffany: Yes I am!
Andi: No, you're (bleep) not!
Tiffany: Yes I am.
Andi: You're the sloppiest cook I've ever seen in my whole entire life!
Tiffany: Sorry.
Andi: No, you're not!
Tiffany: Okay, I'm not.
Andi: You have such a (bleep) attitude! Why don't you take a walk? And Dana take over her section.
Dana: Yes, chef.
Tiffany: (leaves) Have fun. (interview) Okay, look at Tiffany. Let's make fun of her. I don't care about anything apparently. So, what the (bleep)? You all just made me look like a (bleep) idiot. Bye! (cries)

Gordon: A little bit of fish here, a little bit there. You're (Clemenza) stuffing your face with (bleep) desserts! Hey all of you, come here! And put that one down. [Checks Brian's fish] (Bleep) A blind Monkey can see that's raw, raw, raw.
Brian: (interview) It's my fault. It's my fault.
Gordon: Honestly, Your menu, your menu, your menu, your menu! You give me that, followed by that. You, you, you, you, GET OUT! (Bleep) idiots! Get the (bleep) out of here!

Episode Fourteen [10.14][edit]

[Gordon checks on catfish brought up by Brian]
Gordon: Oh, (bleep) me. Burned one side. (comes back to the workstation) All of you, come here! Yeah, come here. Look. No color and it's burned.
Clemenza: (interview) Really dude? It's a (bleep) piece of fish. I mean, like come on! Step it up a little bit.
Gordon: (to Brian; gives him a piece of fish) Come here, just take a bite of that. Just take a bite. Eat it, you (bleep)-wit. How does it taste?
Brian: Tastes like fish, chef.
Gordon: Excuse me? (brief pause) Smart-arse, you want to be funny now, do you? (throws his spoon) You're such a (bleep)!
Robyn: (interview) Brian, really? Right now's not the time to (bleep) crack jokes, bro.
Gordon: Get out! Get out, you (bleep) idiot!
Brian: (Bleep)! (walks out of the kitchen) Seriously? (interview) That was a mistake of epic proportions. I did not mean to be a smart ass.
Gordon: (rekindles Brian) "Tastes like fish," what a (bleep, bleep).
Brian: (interview) It was just the first thing that came to my head.

[Gordon checks on chicken brought up by Robyn; after finding out that it's raw, he has had it with the blue team]

Gordon: I mean, (bleep) me. (returns to the workstation) Hey.
Robyn: Really?
Gordon: You, you, you, you. Come here. [Robyn slams her towel] Hey, look. RAW. Now you really think I will serve that in there? [throws the chicken away] MADNESS!! Get out.
Robyn: Don't kick them out, chef. Just kick me out.
Gordon: Hey listen. Don't you (bleep) dare tell me what to do. You, you, you, you. (Bleep) off!
Robyn: (Bleep)! I (bleep) hate this damn chicken! [Clemenza throws his towel away]
Gordon: GET OUT!!!

[Gordon checks on catfish brought up by Kimmy]
Gordon: Stop. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop! Oh, (Bleep). (comes back to the workstation) Aaaahhh. I could cry. I could just... I could just cry. (throws his spoon)
Christina Wilson: Oh, (bleep)!
Gordon: (knocks the workstation with both hands) STOP!! Come here you! Let me show you something: I've got raw, raw (bleep) catfish there!
Christina Wilson: Oh!
Gordon: And that's burned (bleep) in there.
Dana: (interview) What are you thinking, Kimmy? This not happening! NO!!
Gordon: You, you, you, you. GET OUT! YOU'RE A (bleep) DISGRACE!!
Christina Wilson: (Bleep)!
Gordon: Hey (Christina), there! Touch! (tosses a piece of catfish to Christina) That's the raw fish!
Christina Wilson: I see it, chef. I see it.
Gordon: (Bleep) disgrace! Get out!!

Episode Fifteen [10.15][edit]

[In the team communication challenge, both teams fail to score a single point.]
Clemenza: (interview) The lamb is nicely cooked, sauce is on, got this, we got this, we got this.
[Gordon tastes blue team's lamb]
Gordon: Unreal! (chokes the undercooked lamb)
Clemenza: (Bleep)!
Gordon: Wow! Ugh!
Brian: (interview) Yeah (bleep) up!
Gordon: The sauce is disgusting. It looks like in a gas station. Nasty!
Dana: (interview) Okay, this could be good for us, that mean our lamb is cooked perfectly!
Gordon: Red team! (holds the lamb)
Barbie: I sliced the lamb, Chef.
Gordon: (to Barbie) Did you sliced the lamb or chewed the lamb?
Dana: (interview) Barbie, what have you done to this lamb? Did you cut it with a (bleep) spoon?
[Gordon tastes red team's lamb and then choked]
Gordon: I am seriously disappointed. I expected at this stage in the game something so much better! For the first time ever his Hell's Kitchen history, I, Gordon Ramsay cannot pick a winner! Red team, blue team, you both lost. One team would've had an amazing day with a beach in Malibu, visiting Santa Monica in a helicopter. You had a beach club this afternoon for yourselves.
Dana: (interview) Hell's Kitchen season 10 making history! Only we're making history because we suck!
Gordon: You have a long day cleaning. The front of Hell's Kitchen needs sprucing up. After that, Hell's Kitchen SUV's need detailing. But more importantly, I'm opening Hell's Kitchen tonight.
Chefs: Yes, chef.
Gordon: And do you know why? Redemption! You need it. I swear to god, there's going to be a great service. Because if it's not, I am not waiting until the end of service to get rid of dead wood.
Clemenza: (Bleep)!
Gordon: Get cleaning.
Justin: Let's go guys.
Robyn: (interview) Chef's pissed and do you know what? He's got every right to be pissed. We should all be embarrassed to be wearing these jackets right now.

Episode Sixteen [10.16][edit]

Episode Seventeen [10.17][edit]

Episode Eighteen [10.18][edit]

Christina Wilson: Dana Is Your Fish Looking Okay?

Dana: Give Me Two Minutes Please

Christina Wilson: Come On Buddy!

Gordon: No No Whens The Last Time You Heard Me Call One Of My Brigade Buddy?

Episode Nineteen [10.19][edit]

Episode Twenty [10.20][edit]