Ice Age (2002 film)

Ice Age is a 2002 American CGI-animated buddy comedy-drama road film released by Blue Sky Studios for 20th Century Fox. It is set during the days of the ice age in which Manny, a no-nonsense woolly mammoth; and Sid, a loudmouthed ground sloth; find a human baby and set out to return the baby, joined by a saber-tooth tiger named Diego who is commanded by his evil pack leader to bring the baby to him.

Directed by Chris Wedge and co-directed Carlos Saldanha. Screenplay by Michael Berg, Michael J. Wilson, and Peter Ackerman.

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Dialogue

[First lines of the films]

Freaky Mammal 1: Why not call it the Big Chill or the Nippy era? I'm just sayin', how do we know it's an Ice age?

Freaky Mammal 2: [angrily] Because of all the ice!!!!

Freaky Mammal 1: [to himself] Well, things just got a little chillier.

Start children: [pretending to play extinction] Help! Help! Help! Help!

Papa Start: Come on, kids, let’s go! The traffic’s moving.

Start child 1: But, but, but, but, Dad!

Papa Start: No buts. You can play extinction later.

Start child 1: Aw, okay. [to Start children] Come on, guys. [Start children leaves the tar pit]

Female Glyptodont 1: So, where's Eddie?

Female Glyptodont 2: Ah, he said something about "being on the verge of an evolutionary breakthrough."

Female Glyptodont 1: Really?

Eddie: [jumps off a cliff] Oh, I'M FLYING!!! [Eddie crash lands to death]

Female Glyptodont 1: Some breakthrough.

[Female Glyptodonts gasps in horror.]

Aardvark 1: Look out! Look out! You’re going the wrong way!

[all the animals shouting angrily]

Aardvark 2: Raging mammoth!

[A Woolly Mammoth named Manny walking the wrong way and is stopped by Papa Start.]

Papa Start: [angrily] Hey! Do the world a favor! [Manny looks at him angrily] Move your issues off the road!!!!

Manny: [angrily] If my trunk was that small, I wouldn't draw attention to myself pal.

Papa Start: [calms down] Hey, give me a break. We've been waddling all day.

Manny: [normal pausing] Oh, go ahead. Follow the crowd. It'll be quieter when you're Gone. [walks away]

Papa Start: Eh, come on. If he wants to freeze to death, let him.

[The animals continue walking for migration. A megalonyx named Sid is sleeping in the branch.]

Sid: [yelps while he falls off the branch and hangs himself] Huh? Hey, hey. I’m up. I’m up. [gets up on his branch] Hey, rise and shine, everybody. [notices Zak, Marshall, Bertie, and Uncle Fungus are gone] Huh? Zak? Marshall? Bertie? Uncle Fungus? Where is everybody? Come on, guys. We’re gonna miss the mi—- the mi—- [notices the animals are gone] the migration. They left without me. They do this every year. [sadly] Why? Doesn’t anyone love me? Isn’t there anyone who cares about Sid the Sloth? [Stu the Glyptodont walks alone for the migration] All right, I’ll just go by myself. [steps on Stu the Glyptodont’s muddy footprints] Oh, sick. [to Stu the Glyptodont] Hey, wide body! Curb in next time! [disgusted to take out Stu the Glyptodont’s muddy footprints] Oh, jeez. Oh, yuck! Oh!

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Carl: Look, we're gonna break your neck, so you don't feel a thing. How's that?

Manny: Wait a minute, I thought rhinos were vegetarians.

Sid: An excellent point.

Manny: [to Sid] Shut up.

Carl: Who says we're gonna eat him after we kill him?

Frank: Yeah, come on, move it.

Manny: You know, I don't like animals that kill for pleasure.

Carl: Save it for a mammal that cares.

Sid: I'm a mammal that cares.

Manny: Okay, look. If either of you get across that sinkhole in front of you, you get the sloth.

Sid: That's right you losers, You take one step and you're dead! [throws a rock which bounces off the sinkhole instead of sinking] You were bluffing huh?

Manny: Yeah. Yeah, that was a bluff.

[Sid quickly rushes back behind Manny]

Carl & Frank: Get him!!

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[After Manny defeats Carl and Frank]

Sid: Whoo-hoo!! We did it!

Manny: What? [They fall and slide down the cliff]

Sid: [to Manny] You have beautiful eyes.

Manny: Get off my face.

Sid: Whoa, you and me. We make a great team. What do you say we head south together?

Manny: [sarcastically] Great. Yeah! Hey! Jump on my back and relax the whole way.

Sid: Uh, wow, really?

Manny: No.

Sid: Wait, are you going south? The change of seasons, migration instincts. Any of this a-ringing a bell?

Manny: [annoyed sarcasm] I guess not. Bye.

Sid: Okay then. Thanks for the help. I can take it from here. [looks up at Carl and Frank, still at the top of the cliff]

Carl: Hey, you overgrown weasel! Wait till we get down there!

Sid: That south thing is way overrated. The heat, the crowds-who needs it? Isn't it great? You and me, two bachelors knocking about the wild?

Manny: No. You just want a bodyguard so you don't become somebody's side-dish.

Sid: You're a very shrewd mammal. Okay you lead the way, Mr. Big, uh...I didn't get the name.

Manny: Manfred.

Sid: Manfred? Yuck, man. How about Manny the Moody Mammoth? Manny the melancholy? Manny the- [gasps as Manfred, now called Manny, gives him a glare, and climbs up the tree]

Manny: [pulls the branch with his trunk] Stop following me! [shaking Sid off the tree abruptly]

Sid: Okay, okay, so you've got issues. You won't even know I'm here. I'll just zip the lip. When I say Mmph, I "Mmph".

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Soto: Oh Look At The Cute Little Baby Diego; Isn't It Nice He'll Be Joining Us For Breakfast?

Diego: It Wouldn't Be Breakfast Without Him.

Soto: Especially Since His Daddy Wiped Out Half Our Pack, And Wears Our Skin To Keep Warm; An Eye For An Eye: Don't You Think?

Diego: Let's Show That Human What Happens When He Messes With Sabers.

Soto: Alert The Troops, We Attack At Dawn. And Diego, Bring Me That Baby... Alive. If I'm Gonna Enjoy My Revenge, I Want It To Be Fresh.

(Runar Gives Roshan To Nadia And Head Into The Tent. Now We Cut To Manny Is Carrying The Logs Of Wood With His Tusks While Sid Pants From Behind Him, Carrying A Twig As The Same Size Of The Mammoth's).

Sid: Phew! I'm wiped out.

Manny: That's your shelter?

Sid: You're a big guy. and you got a lot of wood. I'm a little guy!

Manny: You got half a stick.

Sid: But with my little stick and my evolved brain- [pokes his own eye with the stick] Ow! I shall create fire!?

Manny: Fascinating...

Sid: We'll see if brains triumph over brawn tonight. [breaks the stick in half] Now, won't we?

[The scene cuts to rain. Sid attempts to lights the fire with his stick while Manny watches from his shelter]

Manny: [sarcastically] Hey, I think I saw a spark.

Sid: [looks down, but the firewood hasn't erupted in flames. He gives up and decides to sleep with Manny] Any change I could squeeze in there with you, Manny, old pal?

Manny: Oh, isn't there someone else you could annoy? Friends? Family? Poisonous reptiles?

Sid: My family abandoned me. They just kind of migrated without me. You should see what they did to me last year. [adjusts Manny's trunk as his personal cot] They woke up early and tied my hands and feet and they gagged me with a field mouse, covered their tracks, went through water so I'd lose their scent, and...well, who needs 'em, anyway? [Manny drops Sid off of his trunk] So what about you? Do you have family? [Manny remembers his past. He decides to forget about it and goes back to sleep] Okay, you're tired. I see. We'll talk more in the morning. [it starts to hail, dropping a bunch on his head] Ow! Ow, ow! Ow! Ow, ow! Manfred? Manfred? Could you scooch over a drop? Come on! Nobody falls asleep that fast! Manny! [then heads towards Manny, using his tail as an umbrella]

Soto: (Clearly In Angered) YOU LOST IT?!

(The Spears Thrown By The Tribe Pierce On The Ground & The Evil Animals Run).

Soto: [Complained] I Want That Baby Diego.

Diego: [Defending Himself] I'll Get It.

Soto: You'll Better, Unless You Want To Serve Yourself As A Replacement. [Turning To The Others] We'll Go Up To Half Peak. [Gave His Final Orders To Diego] Meet Us There. [Angrily Concluding] It'd Better Be Alive. (Runs Off As Oscar Asks Rudely).

Oscar: Can We Trust You With That Diego?

Diego: (Glares).

Soto: [Ordered] Let's Go!

(As The Rest Of The Sabers Head Off, But Diego Heads Off In Another Direction As The Dogs Finds The Necklace And Runar Picks It Up; Then Stares At It For A Moment And Sees The Evil Animals Running Off Into The Distance Before Thinking That They Killed His Wife & Son, He Angrily Grew And Let The Others After Them. At The Bottom Of The Waterfall, Manny & Sid Are Moving On).

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Manny: What are you doing? Just drop it on the ledge.

Sid: [puts Roshan up and starts crawling] Should we make sure they found him?

Manny: Good idea.

Sid: Oh, no, no, no! No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait! [Manny puts him up with his trunk and starts screaming] Don't spear me! [closes his eyes and then sees something] Oh, this is a problem.

Manny: Now, what? [looks at the empty campsite] Aww, that's perfect.

Diego: [about the humans while arriving] I told you they were gone.

Manny: Well, look who it is. Don't you have some poor defenseless animal to disembowel?

Sid: They couldn't be far. I mean, they went this way, or this way?

Diego: You don't know much about tracking, do you?

Sid: Hey, I'm a sloth. I see a tree, eat a leaf, that's my tracking.

Diego: You didn't miss them by much. [inspects a stick] It's still green. They headed north two hours ago.

Sid: [sticks a couple of twigs in his mouth, pretending to be Diego] "Hey, it's still green! They headed north two hours ago!" [Roshan laughs, and flings a fish at Manny's face]

Diego: You don't need this aggravation. [fish falls off of Manny's face] Give me the baby, I can track humans down a lot faster than you can.

Manny: And you're just a good citizen helping out, right?

Diego: I just know where the humans are going.

Manny: Glacier Pass. Everybody knows they have a settlement on the other side.

Diego: Well, unless you know how to track, you'll never reach them before the pass closes up with snow, which should be, like...tomorrow. So, you can give that baby to me or go get lost in a blizzard. It's your choice.

Manny: [picks up Roshan and Diego growls. He gives the baby to Sid] Here's your little bundle of joy. We're returning it to the humans.

Sid: [to Diego] Awww, the big bad tigey-wigey gets left behind. [pets Diego] Poor Tigey-Wigey!

Manny: Sid, "Tigey-Wigey" is gonna lead the way. [Diego smirks at Sid]

Sid: Uh, uh, Manny, can I talk to you for a second?

Manny: [passing] No. The sooner we find the humans, the sooner I get rid of Mr. Stinky Drool-face and the baby too. [walks off]

Diego: [to Sid] You won't always have Jumbo around to protect you. And when that day comes, I suggest you watch your back...'cause I'll be chewing on it.

Manny: [off-screen] Hey, Uber-tracker! Up front where I can see you.

Sid: [to himself] Help me. [Randoms; the baby starts cries]

Manny: Oh, you gotta make it stop! I can't take it anymore!

Diego: I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.

Sid: He won't stop squirming.

Diego: You're holding it wrong.

Manny: Watch its head!

Diego: Just put it down!

Sid: Jeez, "pick him up, put him down", meanie, meanie, meanie, meanie.

Diego: It's nose is dry.

Sid: That means there's something wrong with it.

Diego: Someone should lick it, just in case.

Sid: I'll do it.

Manny: Hey, he's wearin' one of those baby thingies.

Sid: So?

Manny: So if he poops, where does it go?

Sid: [slight pauses out; Roshan poops] Humans are disgusting.

Manny: [to Sid] Okay, you. Check for poop.

Sid: Hey, why am I the poop-checker?

Manny: [right in Sid's face] Because returning the runt was your idea, because you're small and insignificant, and because I'll pummel you if you don't. [Roshan stops crying temporarily]

Sid: [nervously] Why else?

Manny: NOW SID!!! [Roshan cries again almost immediately as Sid walks over to the baby]

Sid: Eww! Yuck! Eww! I mean, my goodness. All right, Look out! Look out! I'm coming through!

Manny: Watch out!

Diego: Stop waving that thing around!

Sid: Ooh, ooh! I'm going to slip! [throws the diaper in the air and it lands on Manny's face] It's clean! Gotcha! [laughs]

Manny: [hits Sid] Will you cut it out?

[Roshan starts laughing as he likes it when Manny hits Sid on the head, But the sloth shakes the head then he starts crying again]

Diego: Hey, do that again! He likes it.

Manny: [hits Sid again] It's making me feel better too.

Sid: [to Diego] Here you hold it. [Diego hits him this time. Roshan tries to hit Sid, but he stops him by holding his hand and he cries again.]

Diego: Here. Turn him towards me. [to Roshan] Where's the baby? There he is! [Roshan stops crying for a brief moment] Where's the baby? There he is! [Roshan cries again scared]

Manny: [to Diego] Stop it! You're scaring him. [Roshan's stomach growls]

Sid: I bet he's hungry.

Manny: How about some milk?

Sid: Ooh, I'd love some.

Diego: Not you, the baby.

Sid: Well, I ain't exactly lactating right now, pal.

Diego: You're a little low on the food chain to be mouthing off, aren't ya...?

Manny: ENOUGH!!! [echoes]

Sid and Manny: Food!

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[Sid smashes the watermelon on the ground]

Diego: [scolds Sid] Aah, Sid!!! Now we gotta find more food! [Manny, Sid, and Diego look at Roshan eats the watermelon and saw the dodos running]

Dodos: Right, more to the right! More to the right!

Manny: [sarcastically] Hey, look at that. Dinner and a show.

Dodos: Left, left, left! [scream and fall off the edge]

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Sid: Now to find a meal befitting a conquerin' hero. [let us go of the branch but hits him to the ground but he get is up] What ho? A foe? Come on, come on. You want a piece of me? [uses karate sounds and hits the tree but found an acorn] Spoils worthy of such a noble... [was about to eat it but as the acorn was about land, but Scrat flies in and pulls the acorn out of his mouth and scurries away, Scrat angrily shakes his fist at him]

Manny: Bedtime, squirt.

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[After Diego attacks Zeke in defense]

Diego: (Confused) What The‐‐?

Zeke: Go ahead, slice me! It'll be the last thing you ever do.

Diego: I'm working here you waste of fur.

Oscar: Frustrated Diego, Tracking down helpless infants too difficult for you?

Diego: [gets off Zeke] What are you two doing here?

Oscar: Soto's getting tired of waiting.

Zeke: Yeah, yeah. He said, come back with the baby, or don't come back at all! [laughs evilly]

Diego: Well I Have A Message For Soto; Tell Him, I'm Bringing The Baby. And Tell Him, I'm Bringing... A Mammoth.

Zeke: A Mammoth?

Oscar: Mammoths Never Travel Alone.

Diego: [shows Manny & Sid sleeping] Well This One Does, And I'm Leading Him To Half Peak.

Zeke: Mmm. Look at all that meat. [jumps to attack] LET'S GET HIM!

Diego: [stops Zeke] Not Yet! We'll Need The Whole Pack To Bring This Mammoth Down, Get Everyone Ready. [A Slight Pause] Now!

[As Zeke & Oscar leave, Diego look around and goes back down with Manny and Sid, and went back to sleep in his spot]

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[The morning arrives, Manny wakes up and feels for Roshan in his trunk, only to discover that Roshan is gone. He stomps over to Diego who wakes up with a startle]

Manny: Where's the baby?!

Diego: You lost it?

Both: [look at each other and notice Sid is not there] SID!!!

[The scene cuts to Sid & Roshan in a jacuzzi like mud hot spring; using the baby as a 'chick magnet' to attract two female sloths: Jennifer & Rachel]

Rachel: Oh, it's so ugly. Positively adorable!

Jennifer: [baby-talking to Roshan] Hello, pumpkin. Hello, little baldy bean...

Rachel: [to Sid] Where did you find him?

Sid: Ah, poor kid all alone in the wild. Sabers were closing in on him, so I just snatched him!

Rachel: Oh, so brave of you!

Sid: Yeah, well...He needed me... [wistfully] And I only wish I had one of my own, too...

Jennifer: [excited] Really?! [calms herself down] I'm attracted that quality in a male.

Sid: [unaware that Roshan is sinking into the mud hot spring] Atlas, who wouldn't want a family, I always say?

Rachel: [gushing] You caring for a baby...

Sid: [notices that Roshan is gone and pulls the baby up out of mud hot spring] Yeah, well...you know... [Roshan playfully throws mud on Sid's face; they both laugh as he grabs Manny's trunk to wipe the mud off his face like a rag] Cute kid, huh? So, as I was saying ladies...uh... [realized Manny's trunk and gasps] Oh, hey! Hi, Manny!

Manny: [taking Roshan away] What's the matter with you?

Sid: Excuse me, ladies. You just keep marinating and I'll be right back. [gets out of mud pool and fall down and Sid get up] Sexy. [walks off]

Jennifer: He's not much to look at, but it's so hard to find a family guy.

Rachel: Tell me about it. All the sensitive ones get eaten.

Sid: [walks over to Manny and stops him] No, no, no, no, no! Manny, Manny, Manny, please, I'm begging you, I need him!

Manny: What, a good looking guy like you?

Sid: Oh, you say that but, you don't mean it.

Manny: No, seriously, look at you. Aw, those ladies, they don't stand a chance.

Sid: You have a very cruel sense of humor.

Manny: Hey, don't let me cramp your style.

Sid: [shakes Manny's trunks] Oh, thanks, Manny, you're a pal. You're the best.

Manny: Without Pinky. [takes back Roshan and walks off]

Sid: Manny, Manny, I need him! Fine. [humming] So, ladies, where were we? [The scene cuts that Sid entered the wrong mud spring, being used by Carl and Frank]

Frank: Carl?

Carl: Easy, Frank.

[they snarl and Sid screams in horror. The scene cuts to Manny and Roshan]

Manny: [while tossing Roshan in the air] Pretty tail walk by, suddenly he moves like a cheetah. And that tiger...Yeah, Mr. Greater Tracker. Can't even find a sloth. What am I, a wet nurse? [Roshan giggles] What are you looking at, bone bag? Look at you. You're gonna grow into a great predator, huh? I don't think so. What have you got? You got a little patch of fur. No fangs, no claws. You're folds of skin wrapped in mush. What's so threatening about you? [Roshan suddenly hugs his trunk to soften Manny for a moment] Hey, does this look like a petting zoo to you, huh? [Roshan pulls a nose hair out of Manny's trunk, causing him to yelp in pain, which make Roshan giggles] Okay, alright, wise guy. You just earned a time-out. [puts Roshan on the tree with his trunk, only for him to giggling some more] Oh, you think that's funny? How about this? [puts him on top of the branch] You'll be a little snack for the owls. [calms down as Roshan continues to giggle] You're a brave little squirt, I'll give you that.

Sid: [runs and finds Diego] Thank goodness, thank goodness. [pretending that Diego is eats him] Oh, no! A tiger! Help, help!

Diego: Where's the baby?

Sid: [whispers] Oh, he's fine. Manny has him. Just put me in your mouth. Hurry up. [still pretending Diego eating him] Oh, he got me! Oh, help...!

Diego: Get away from me.

Carl: Went this way. Over here.

[Sid kicks Diego's butt, and Diego roars and runs back to Sid. Carl and Frank stop and see the tiger biting the sloth's neck as he plays dead]

Frank: Oh, no, Carl! The tiger beat us to him!

Carl: [walk over to Diego and Sid] Wait a minute. [smells Sid] Ugh! He's dead alright.

Frank: Oh, Carnivores have all the fun. [leaves with Carl]

Sid: [wakes up] Oh, gosh, I hate breaking their hearts like that. Ah, but you know how it is. All right, thanks. You can put me down now. [Diego does not let it go] Manny! Manny!

Manny: Guys, I thought we were in a hurry. And Diego, spit that out. You don't know where it's been. [Diego spits Sid out]

Sid: Boy! For a second there, I actually thought you were gonna eat me!

Diego: I don't eat junk food.

Sid: Thought you were gonna...I thought you were gonna...Were you?

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[Sid and Roshan are having a fight]

Manny: Don't make me reach back there!

Sid: Yeah, well, he started it!

Manny: I don't care who started it, I'll finish it!

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Manny: [passes a Stonehenge-like structure] Modern architecture. It'll never last.

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Sid: Hi, Manny. Hi, Diego. [Manny, Diego and Roshan watch Sid gets his head stuck in a hole in the wall]

Manny & Diego: Hey, Sid. [The gang come across Scrat who is trying to bury his acorn]

Manny: You're lost, aren't you?

Diego: No. I know exactly where we are.

Manny: Ask him directions.

[Scrat notices them]

Diego: I don't need directions!

Manny: Fine. Then, I'll ask him. [to Scrat] Hey, buddy, have you seen any humans go by here?

[Scrat shakes his head, but then remembers and nods]

Sid: Oh, I love this game! I love it! Okay, okay. Three words. First word. [Scrat steps his foot] Uh, "stomp"! [Scrat angrily jumps around] No, no! "Stamp", "stamp"!

Manny: Let me try. [Scrat puts his acorn over his back] Uh..."pack"!

Sid: Good one, Manny. [Scrat nods, then pretends to be a saber-toothed tiger] "Pack of"...long teeth and claws. [Diego looks at his claws] Pack of wolves. Pack of...

Manny: Uh, pack of bears? Pack of fleas!

[Scrat angrily points at Diego, meaning "Pack of tigers"]

Sid: Pack of whiskers, pack of noses.

Manny: Pachyderm.

Sid: Pack of flies! Pack of troubles! Pack of wallops! [Diego flicks Scrat into the mountain slope. Scrat screams] Pack of birds! Pack of flying fish!

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[Further into the journey, Diego walked a distance from the group, looks for where to travel next. But as he reached a snowy hill, he spotted the human tribe, not far away. Surprised to see them there, Diego turned back and saw Manny approaching. Diego looked around, trying to find a way to lead them away from the humans. He spotted a dark cave nearby and thought of plan]

Diego: Hey! Great news! I found a shortcut.

Manny: What do you mean "shortcut"?

Diego: I mean faster than the long way around.

Manny: [Roshan's pulling him] Ow! I know what a short cut is!

Diego: Look, either we slip through there and beat the humans to Glacier Pass, or we take the long way and miss them.

Manny: Through there? What do you take me for?

Diego: This time tomorrow, you could be a free mammoth. Or a nanny. Personally, I never get tired of peekaboo.

Sid: Hey, guys. Guys, check this out. [groans with neck icicles]

Manny: Sid, the tiger found a shortcut.

Sid: [looked up at the mountain as if they will have to climb] No thanks, I choose life.

Diego: [glaring at him where he stands so Sid almost runs into him when turns] Then I suggest you take the shortcut.

Sid: [Becomes Suspiciouses] Are you threatening me?

Diego: [In A Shout That Echoes] MOVE SLOTH!!!! [Echoes As An Ice Shelf Above Them Starts To Crumble].

Sid: [patting on Diego's head] Way to go tiger.

Manny: Quick, inside! [They rush in the cave and some rocks fall and ice blocks the entrance and resigns] Okay, I vote shortcut.

[There's walks off towards the shortcut, and the snow blocks the hole behind them; later]

Diego: [to Manny and Sid as they walk through the icy cave] Come on, guys. Stick together. It's easy to get lost in here.

Sid: [ignoring Diego and focusing on the ice formations, he hits his nose really hard on a slab of ice; sticks out tongue] Uugghhh... [falls to the ground, unconscious. Unbeknownst to he, his tongue, which had flopped out of his mouth when knocked himself out, had stuck to the ice floor. A few seconds later, he feels woozy and tries to get up but his tongue is stuck] Ugh. [realizing, he tries to pull it off; gets free, stands up and looks around for his friends] Uh, guys? [gasps, looking at a fish] Heh-heh, a fish. [scared after he looks at the dinosaur, he then looks at his frozen ancestors and looks at a big spaceship]

Roshan: [looking at the a spaceship and makes a Spock hand figure] Ba.

Manny: [to Sid] Will you keep up please?! It's hard enough to keep a track of one baby. [Then to their surprises, Roshan slides on the ice before waves hand to them and lost him]

Manny, Sid and Diego: AAAH!!

Roshan: WHEE!!! [The invasion was groups then slides on the ice for Sid, Diego and Manny to catch the baby in crazy situations, follows by Scrat]

Sid: [catches up with Roshan] Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Gotcha! [successfully grabs Roshan, only for Sid to fall into the hole as the baby continues slides on the ice] Watch out! [then he, Diego, and Manny crashes into each other while slides] Ouch! [grabs onto Manny] Captain, iceberg ahead!!! [They slide up to the giant ice, which is about to breaks]

Manny: Phew! That was close one.

Sid: Uh-oh.

Diego: Oh, no. [The ice breaks and lands on the slide, giving the groups more rides. Then Roshan is lifted in the air as he finished sliding. Then Scrat, who was stuffing his acorn on the ice wall, only for him to screams at the incoming group and tried to pull his acorn out. Then Sid crashed onto the ice wall where Scrat is, followed by Diego. Manny has just saved the baby and survived icy slides...then crashes into the ice wall. Roshan giggles, pops out of the snowy] WHOA! WOO! Yeah! Who's up for Round 2?! [Manny and Sid angrily stare at him] Oh, tell the kid to be more careful.

[Scrat also came out of snow and wipe it off. Scrat looking for his acorn and laughing, and hit in the head with an acorns drawing and faints]

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[The group moves on, Manny, Sid, Diego, and Roshan reaching a vast cave filled with paintings done by humans of various animals]

Sid: [showing the baby cave painting] Look, look. Tigers. Eesh! [Roshan whimpers] No, it's okay, it's okay. Look, the tigers are just playing tag with an antelope. [pauses out] With their teeth.

Diego: [jokingly] Come on, Sid, let's play tag. You're it.

Sid: [giggles] Sure. okay, okay, okay, where's are the sloths? You never see any sloths. Have you ever noticed? Oh! Look, Manny, a mammoth!

Manny: [sarcastically] Ooh, somebody pinch me.

Sid: Hey, hey, this fat one looks just like you! Aw, he's got a family. [Manny suddenly stops and looks at the paintings of the mammoths] Oh, and he's happy. Look, he playing with his kid. See, Manny? That's your problem. That's what mammoths are supposed to do.

Diego: Sid.

Sid: Find a she-mammoth, have little baby mammoths...

Diego: Sid.

Sid: What?

Diego: Shut up.

Sid: But... Oh.

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Manny: Well, Would You Look At That, The Tiger Actually Did It, There's Half Peak, Next Stop, Glacier Pass; How Could I Ever Have Doubted You.

Sid: Did you hear that, little fella? You are almost home. [stops as he noticed his feet] My feet are sweating.

Diego: Do We Have To Get A New Flash Every Time Your Body Does Something?

Manny: He's Doing It For Attention Just Ignore Him.

Sid: Seriously. My feet are really hot. Ow, ow, ow, ow!

[A rumbles sound behind him follows him]

Manny: Tell me that was your stomach.

Diego: Shh.

Sid: I'm sure it was just thunder from underground?

[Then the geyser from the volcano blasted out of the snow]

Manny, Sid, & Diego: RUN!!!!!!!!!!!! [tried to run away]

Sid: [running faster] Come on, keep up with me!

Manny: I would if you're moving!

[Sid lays down. Then Diego leaps over a river of lava]

Sid: Wow, I wish I could jump like that.

Manny: Wish granted! [kicks Sid in his rear, sending him flying in the air, slides and bumps into a bark wall]

Diego: Come on, move faster!

Manny: Have you noticed the river of lava?! [jumps and Diego tries to jump but can't make it across causing Manny to realize that he can't make it and gives Roshan to Sid] Hold Pinky!!! [pushes Diego and Sid to safety, but the ledge beneath Manny gives way and he falls off]

Sid: MANNY!!!! [then Manny is launched by a geyser back onto the higher ground] Manny! Manny, Manny, Manny! Are you okay?! Come on, come on, say something. Anything!

Manny: [groans] You're...standing...on my trunk.

Sid: What? What? I can't hear you.

Manny: You're standing on my trunk.

Sid: [let us go of the trunk as Manny gasps for air] Oh, you're okay! You're okay!!!

Diego: [amazed] Why Did You Do That? You Could Have Died, Trying To Save Me.

Manny: That's what you do in a herd; you Look out for each other.

Diego: [smiles] Well, thanks.

Sid: I Don't Know About You Guys, But We Are The Weirdest Herd I've Ever Seen.

(Back At Half Peak, Soto Looks Out For Diego, Manny, & Roshan, Then Walks Back To Zeke, Oscar, & Lenny).

Zeke: (Laughing) I Can't Wait To Get My Claws In That Mammoth!

Soto: (Voiced Frustrations) No One Touches The Mammoth Until I Get That Baby!

Zeke: [pauses] First, I'm Gonna Slice Its Hindquarters Into Sections; I'm Gonna Put The White Meat In One Pile And The Dark In Another.

Lenny: (Complained) Hey, knock it off, I'm Starving!

Zeke: (Continued) Next The Shoulders, Occasionally Tough, But Extremely Juicy.

Lenny: [Raises His Paw To Smack Zeke] I TOLD YOU TO KNOCK IT OFF!

Soto: [Grabs Lenny's Paw] Save Your Energy! Mammoths Don't Go Down Easy. There's Only One Way To Do It. First You Have Force It A Corner. Cuts Off Its Retreat, And When You Three Have It Trapped, I'll Go For The Throat.

[Lenny gulps by the Throat as Soto, Zeke, & Oscar smile evilly]

---

[During the snowstorm at night]

Manny: Guys, we got to get this kid outta the wind! How much further?

Diego: Three miles.

Manny: I'm beat. We'll get there in the morning.

[Manny and Diego see Sid drawing the sloths with a chalk of ice]

Diego: What are you doing?

Sid: I'm putting sloths on the map.

Manny: Hey, why don't you make it realistic and draw him lyin' down?

Diego: And make him rounder. [Manny draws a round body on the sloth] Perfect.

Sid: [sarcastically] Ah-ha! I forgot how to laugh! [colors his body and notices that he can create fire] I'm a genius! [kisses the chalk. The scene cuts to Sid making a perfect fire] From now on, you'll have to refer to me as "Sid, Lord of the Flame"!

Manny: [sarcastically] Hey, Lord of the Flame, your tail's on fire.

[Noticing this, Sid runs around in circles, screaming. Diego grabs Sid and pulls him back into a small pile of snow, extinguishing the fire]

Sid: [sighs in relief] Thank you. From now on I'm gonna call you Diego-

Diego: Lord of "Touch Me and You're Dead". [Sid gasps in fright] Nah, I'm just kidding, you little knucklehead! [grabs Sid and gives him noogies as he says it]

Manny: Hey, lovebirds. Look at this. [Roshan starts walks]

Sid: I don't believe it. [Manny and Diego smile] Come here, you little biped. Come here, you little wormy-worm. Come to Uncle Sid. [Roshan walks over to Diego] No, no, no, no, no, no. This way. This way.

Diego: No, no, no. No, go to him. Go to him. [Roshan hugs him] Um... Okay. Good job. Um... Keep practicing.

Sid: Look at that. A little guy is growing up.

[Roshan sneezes and yawns]

Manny: All right, come on. Sleep time, lumpy.

Sid: Look at that big pushover. You know, Diego, I've never had a friend who would risk his life for me.

Diego: Yeah, Manny is a good guy.

Sid: Yeah, he is. Well, good night.

---

Sid: [licks and clean Roshan] Alright, let's get you all cleaned up. I mean what's your daddy gonna say when we go back smudgy and stinky like this? Okay. Let me just clean that up. That looks good. A little bit here.

Manny: You clean up, nice little fella.

Sid: I think he started to look like me. Hey, Diego, what do you say.

Diego: [pauses] Maybe we shouldn't do this.

Sid: Why not?

Diego: Because if we save him, he'll grow up to be a hunter, and who do you think he'll hunt?

Sid: Maybe because we save him, he won't hunt us. [Roshan pokes in his nose] Ow! My nose!

Diego: Yeah, maybe he'll grow fur and a long skinny neck and call you mama!

Manny: [concerned about Diego's behavior] What's your problem?

Diego: Nothing. Let's go. I'm freezing my tail off.

[Soto watches Diego, Manny, and Sid walk. Diego stops walking and then looks up at Soto and the tigers. He looks down]

Manny: Hey, Diego, you've frozen back there?!

Diego: [pauses out, then follows Manny and Sid] Get down!

Sid: Huh?!

Manny: What?!

Diego: Shh! Get down and follow me.

Sid: Hey, hey, what's going on?!

Diego: At the bottom of Half Peak, there's an ambush waiting for you.

Sid: What?!

Manny: What do you mean ambush?! [Long pause; then realizing] You set us up!

Diego: [Tried To Explain] It was my job! I was supposed to get the baby, but then....

Manny: [Finishes His Sentence For Him] You brought us home for dinner!!

Sid: That's it, you're out of the herd!

Diego: [Trying To Apologize] I'm sorry.

Manny: [pushes the tiger against the wall by his tusks] No, you're not! Not yet!

Diego: [Offerd Desperately] Listen, I can help you.

Manny: Stay close, Sid! We can fight our way out!?

Diego: [Offerd Desperately Again] You can't, pack's too strong. You have to trust me.

Manny: (Demanded) Trust You?! Why In The World Would We Trust You?!

Diego: (Truthfully) Because I'm Your Only Chance.

[Manny, Sid, & Roshan Look At Diego In Doubtingly. The Scene Changes To The Sabers Are Still Waiting For Diego To Arrive When He Appears.]

Diego: [to his fellow sabers] Hello, ladies.

Oscar: Hey, look who finally decided to show up.

Soto: Diego, I was beginning to worry about you.

Diego: No need to worry about. In about two minutes you'll be satisfying your taste for revenge.

Soto: Very nice.

Zeke: [spotting Sid] I see the sloth! And he's got the baby!

Soto: Don't give away your positions until you see the mammoth. He's the one we have to surprise.

Diego: [to Zeke] You wanna maul something, don't you Zeke?

Zeke: [whining anxiously] Yeah, I wanna maul! [whimpers]

Diego: Then what are you waiting for?

[Zeke roars and runs towards Sid While Oscar & Lenny follow him]

Soto: No, I said wait for the mammoth!

[Diego nods with a shrug. Soto growls, and follows them. Sid carries decoy Roshan walks on the snow and gasps in horror at the tigers run after him. Sid walks back and skis.]

Sid: Whoo-hoo! [continues skis and loses balance] Whee! Back scratcher! [laughing] Eat my powder! [the tigers chases him and Sid continues skis. Sid gasps in horror and saws rocks as obstacles. Sid dodges the rocks and Sid loses balance in ski. Sid was out of control and he snowboards] Whee! Oh! Loop-de-loop! Slalom! Slalom, baby! Whoo-hoo!

[Sid was out of control and falls of on his snowboard. Sid slides and lefts decoy Roshan. Sid lands on the hill. The tigers catch up with decoy Roshan. Soto, Zeke, Oscar, & Lenny finally got decoy Roshan. He unfolds him will be a snowman.]

Sid: [to Soto, Zeke, Oscar, & Lenny] Sorry, fellas, it got a little frostbite! [leaves]

Soto: GRRRRR!!!! Get him! [Sid runs away laughing and the tigers run after him but they suddenly are confronted by Manny, who is holding a log with his tusks]

Manny: Surprise! [throws the log at tigers]

Diego: Okay. Follow me. We'll pick up Sid and get outta here while we can.

Soto: Come on, Diego. Let's bring this mammoth down.

Sid: [Walks through the snow, unaware that Zeke has spotted him with a evil grin and a raised eyebrow, indicating that he is heading for a tree. He finds Roshan in the tree] There he is. [Roshan covers his eyes and plays "Where's the baby?"] That's right. Where’s the baby?! [Roshan points and he sees Zeke behind him] Oh! [Zeke jumps at them, roaring. Sid pulls Roshan out of the tree in a flash as Zeke jumps headfirst into the tree. Sid smirks with an idea, and jumps on Zeke with his feet] Survival of the fittest! I don't think so. Yeah! [Roshan gives him a high-five and they walk off]

[The tigers move closer to Manny, but Diego steps in to face the tigers]

Soto: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!

Diego: [threatening] Leave the mammoth alone!

Soto: [latest words before his death; smirks evilly] Fine, I'll take you down first. [Soto and Diego began to fight violently until Diego was knocked out. Soto was about to charge at Manny, but Diego sacrificed himself by leaping in front of Manny, causing Soto to claw at Diego, who lies on the snow. Then Sid and Roshan came back to see the fight. Roshan cries at the wounded Diego in horror, which made Soto sees them. Sid covers Roshan's mouth as Soto was about to get the baby. Manny intervened by knocking Soto with his tusks, causing Soto to hit against the wall, and above him were the giant icicles were moving and begin to fall down on Soto, impaling and killing him offscreen as Lenny and Oscar become scared in shock. Manny glared at Lenny and Oscar with a threatening growl, causing the tigers to run away in terror]

Sid: [amazed] We did it! [his smile fades as he sees Diego badly injured and unconscious]

[Manny, Sid, and Roshan approach Diego, who weakly wakes up]

Diego: Yeah, we were some team, huh?

Manny: "Were"? Come on, we're still a team.

Diego: I'm sorry I set you up.

Sid: Ah, you know me, I'm too lazy to hold a grudge. [puts Roshan down next to Diego]

[Roshan cries worryingly]

Diego: Hey, knock it off, squirt. You gotta be strong. You have to take care of Manfred and Sid. Especially Sid.

Sid: Come on, you can lick this. You're a tiger! Look, I'll carry you. Come on, what do you say? Come on, Diego, come on. Tell him he's gonna be okay, Manny.

Diego: Listen, you have to leave me here. If those humans get through the Glaciers Pass, you'll never catch them.

Manny: You didn't have to do that.

Diego: That's what you do in a herd. [seemingly dies from his injuries as Manny, Sid and Roshan watch on sadly]

---

[Last lines, after returning Roshan to his father, Roshan hugs Sid]

Sid: Don't forget about us, okay?

Manny: [picks up Roshan one last time] We won't forget about you.

[Roshan smiles and hugs Manny before returning to his father. Roshan's father gives the necklace to Manny as a token of their friendship, before they parted their ways]

Sid: [sniffs] Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye.

Manny: Sid...

Sid: Bye. Bye. [Roshan hums "Where's the baby?"] That's right. [singing badly] Where's the baby?

Manny: Come on, Sid, let's head south. [stops in surprise]

[Diego, fully recovered, walks slowly up to them. He smiles as Roshan was reunited with his father. Roshan smiled as he sees Diego alive and well. He sings "Where's the baby?" one last time, and so did Diego, until Roshan is out of sight]

Sid: Bye. [sniffs]

Diego: Save your breath, Sid. You know humans can't talk.

Sid: [sees Diego alive] Diego? You're okay!

Diego: Nine lives, baby!

Sid: Yay! You're okay, you're okay! [hits Diego] I could kiss ya! [kisses Diego and gets a few of his fur out of his mouth] Yuck, yuck, ptoo!

Manny: Welcome back, partner. Want a lift?

Diego: No thanks. I gotta save whatever dignity I've got left.

Sid: You're hanging out with us now, buddy. Dignity's got nothing to do with it. [to Manny] But I'll take that lift.

Manny: Yeah, climb aboard.

Sid: [climbs on Manny] Yeah! Mush! Or not mush. Either way. [Manny begins to walk, Diego went after them, as "Send Me on My Way" plays again] This is gonna be the best migration ever! I'll tell ya, I'll show you my favorite watering holes. I turn brown when the fungus in my fur dries out.

Manny: Sounds very attractive.

Sid: You know, this whole ice age thing is getting old. You know what I could go for? Global warming.

Manny: Oy.

Diego: Keep dreaming.

Sid: No, really!

[Manny, Sid, and Diego walk into the sunset]

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Taglines

• Zowie Polie and Manny
• The Coolest Event In sixteen thousand Years.
• Sub-Zero Heroes
• Licensed To Chill
• They came. They thawed. They conquered.
• Ice Age is coming

Cast

• Ray Romano — Manny
• John Leguizamo — Sid
• Denis Leary — Diego
• Goran Višnjić — Soto
• Jack Black — Zeke
• Cedric the Entertainer — Carl
• Stephen Root — Frank
• Chris Wedge — Scrat
• Diedrich Bader — Oscar
• Alan Tudyk — Lenny
• Jane Krakowski — Rachel
• Lorri Bagley — Jennifer
• Tara Strong — Roshan
• Alan Tudyk — Dab the Dodo
• Kristen Johnston — Sylvia

Trailers

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Home media Trailer by Mark Elliot (Version #1)

Narrator: This Thanksgiving. Get ready. For the coolest road trip ever.

Sid, Diego and Manny: AAAAAAHH!!

Sid: Captain, Iceberg ahead!

Narrator: Join Sid the sloth.

Sid: Except. [?]

Narrator: Manny the mammoth.

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Home media trailer (Version #2)

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External links

• Media related to Ice Age (2002 film) on Wikimedia Commons

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