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Ice Age Tittle 1 2 3 4 & 5 The Meltdown in 2006 Dawn Of The Dinosaurs in 2009 Continental Drift in 2012 and Collision Of Course in 2016 is a feature-length computer-animated film created by Blue Sky Studios and released by 20th Century Fox in 2002.

Directed by Chris Wedge Greg Riley Scraft in Ice Age: Collision Course and Carlos Saldanha. Written by Michael J. Wilson and Michael Berg.
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  • [referring to Sid's awkward movements of going above the cliff] You're an embarrassment to nature. Do you know that?


Diego: Its nose is dry.
Sid: That means there's something wrong with it.
Diego: Someone should lick it, just in case.
Sid: I'll do it.
Manfred: Hey, he's wearing one of those baby thingies.
Sid: So?
Manfred: So, if he poops, where does it go?
Sid: [slight pause] Humans are disgusting.
Manfred: Okay, you. Check for poop.
Sid: Hey, why am I the poop-checker?
Manfred: Because returning the runt was YOUR idea, because you're small and insignificant, and because I'll pummel you if you don't.
[slight pause]
Sid: Why else?
Manfred: NOW, SID!

[Sid has been in a mud pool, and now has his neck stuck in Diego's mouth]
Manfred: Guys, I thought we were in a hurry. And Diego, spit that out. You don't know where it's been.
[Diego spits Sid out]
Sid: Boy! For a second there, I actually thought you were gonna eat me!
Diego: I don't eat junk food.

Sid: [While hanging onto Manfred's trunk] You have beautiful eyes.
Manfred: Get off my face.

Manfred: Sid, the tiger found a short cut.
Sid: No thanks. I choose life.
Diego: Then I suggest you take the short cut.
Sid: Are you threatening me?
Diego: MOVE, SLOTH!!!!
[echoes and a shelf of ice above them starts to crumble]
Sid: [patting Diego's head] Way to go, tiger.

Diego: Um... That pink think thing is mine.
Sid: [trying to climb up to the humans' campsite] Uh, no. Actually that pink thing belongs to us. [falls down on his head]
Diego: Us? You two are a bit of an odd couple.
Manfred: There is no "us"!
Diego: [regarding the baby] I see. Can't have one of your own, so you wanna adopt.

[Sid and the baby are having a fight]
Manfred: Don't make me reach back there!
Sid: But he started it!
Manfred: I don't care who started it, I'll finish it!

Sid: From now on, you'll have to refer to me as "Sid, Lord of the Flame"!
Manfred: Hey, Lord of the Flame, your tail's on fire.
[Noticing this, Sid runs around in circles, screaming. Diego grabs Sid and pulls him back into a small pile of snow, extinguishing the fire]
Sid: [sighs in relief] Thank you! From now on I'm gonna call you "Diego...
Diego: "...Lord Of Touch-Me-And-You're-Dead". [Sid gasps in fright] Nah, I'm just kiddin', you little knucklehead! [grabs Sid and gives him noogies as he says it]

[Manfred leaves the baby after saving it from the river]
Sid: Hey, Manny. Aren't you forgettin' somethin'?
Manfred: No.
Sid: But you just saved him.
Manfred: Yeah, well I'm still trying to get rid of the last thing I saved.

[Sid hides from Carl and Frank the rhinos behind Manfred]
Carl: Look, we're gonna break your neck, so you don't feel a thing. How's that?
Manfred: Wait a minute, I thought rhinos were vegetarians.
Sid: An excellent point!
Manfred: Shut up.
Carl: Who says we're gonna eat him after we kill him?
Frank: Yeah, c'mon, move it.
Manfred: [darkly] You know, I don't like animals that kill for pleasure.
Carl: Save it for a mammal that cares.
Sid: I'm a mammal that cares!
Manfred: Okay, look - if either of you get across that sinkhole in front of you, you get the sloth.
Sid: That's right, you losers! You take one step and you're dead!
[Throws rock, which bounces off the "sinkhole" instead of sinking]
Sid: You were bluffing, huh?
Manfred: Yeah. Yeah, that was a bluff.
[Sid quickly rushes back behind Manfred]
Carl and Frank: GET 'EM!

Diego: You don't know much about tracking, do you?
Sid: Hey, I'm a sloth. I see a tree, eat a leaf, that's my tracking
Diego: You didn't miss them by much. [inspects a stick] It's still green; they headed north two hours ago.
Sid: [Sticks two twigs in his mouth, pretending he's Diego] "Hey, it's still green; they headed north two hours ago!"

Sid: [the baby's been crying for hours] I bet he's hungry.
Manfred: How about some milk?
Sid: Ooh, I'd love some!
Diego: Not you, the baby!
Sid: Well, I ain't exactly lactating right now, pal!
Diego: You're a little low on the food chain to be mouthin' off, aren't ya...?!
Manfred: ENOUGH! [echoing]

Dodo 1: [Talking about crater] Now, don't fall in. If you do, you will definitely...
Dodo 2: [Runs in] Intruders! Intrud-AAAAHHH! [Trips and falls into crater]
Dodo 1: ...burn and die.

Manfred: [Referring to One melon that a Dodo took] Hey can we have our melon back? Junior's hungry and uh...
Dodo 1: No way! This is our private stockpile for the Ice Age! Sub-arctic temperatures will force us underground for a million, billion years!
Manfred: So you got three melons?
Dodo 1: If you weren't smart enough to plan ahead, then doom on you!
Other Dodos: [chanting] Doom on you! Doom on you!
Manfred: Get away from me!
Dodo 1: Oh, no! No! Retrieve the Melon! Tae kwon dodos, ATTACK!!!

Sid: [after Diego leaps over a river of lava] Wow, I wish I could jump like that.
Manfred: Wish granted! [kicks him through the air] [slides and bumps into a bark wall]
Diego: Come on, go faster!
Manfred: Have you noticed the river of lava?!

Diego: The baby? I was returning him to his herd.
Sid: Oh yeah, nice try, bucktooth...
Diego: You calling me a liar?
Sid: I didn't say that.
Diego: You were thinking it.
Sid: [to Manfred] I don't like this cat. He reads minds.
Diego: Name's Diego, friend.
Manfred: Manfred. And I'm not your friend.

[The gang has just saved the baby and survived icy slides...then crash into a ice wall]
Diego: WHOA! HOO! YEAH! Who's up for round two?!

[Sid runs and finds Diego]
Sid: Thank goodness, thank goodness. Oh, no! A tiger! Help! Help!
Diego: Where's the baby?
Sid: Manfred has him. Just put me in your mouth. Hurry up. Oh, he got me! Oh, help!
Diego: Get away from me.

[The gang come across Scrat who is burying his acorn]
Manfred: We're lost, aren't we?
Diego: No! I know exactly where I'm going.
Manfred: Ask him for directions.
Diego: I don't need directions!
Manfred: Fine, I'll ask him. [to Scrat] Hey, buddy! Have you seen any humans come around here?
[Scrat starts moving around]
Sid: Oh, I love this game! I love it! Let's see. Three words. First word. [Scrat steps his foot] Stomp! [Scrat angrily jumps around] No, no! Stamp!
Manfred: Let me try. [Scrat puts his acorn over his back] Uh, pack!
Sid: Good one, Manny! [Scrat pretends to be a sabre-tooth] Pack of... Long teeth, and claws. [Diego looks at his claws] Pack of wolves?
Manfred: Pack of bears? Pack of fleas!
[Scrat angrily points at Diego]
Sid: Pack of whiskers? Pack of... noses?
Manfred: Pachyderm!
Sid: Pack of lies! Pack of troubles! Pack of wallop! Pack of... birds! Pack of flying fish!
[Diego flicks Scrat into the mountain slope]


  • The Coolest Event In 20,000 Years.
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  • Licensed To Chill.
  • They Came. They Thawed. They Conquered.


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