Kangaroo Jack: G'Day U.S.A.!

Kangaroo Jack: G'Day U.S.A.! (also known as Kangaroo Jack 2 or Kangaroo Jack 2: G'Day U.S.A.!) is an animated sequel to 2003's Kangaroo Jack that is directed by Emory Myrick and Jeffrey Gatrall (time director). It was produced by Warner Bros. Animation and sister company Castle Rock Entertainment and was distributed by Warner Bros. and released direct-to-video in 2004.

Dialogue

[Louis Booker is dreaming that he and Charlie Carbone are filming a commercial for their new shampoo directed by Jackie Legs]

Louis: We should've never come back to Australia! It's not worth it!

Charlie: Sure it is, Louis! It's worth anything to bring Charlie and Louis' shampoo to the entire civilized world!

Jackie Legs: CUT!! No, no, no! This is supposed to be an action piece! I'm not feelin' it, people!

Snake: It was me, wasn't it? I knew it! I came in late on the hiss. The coil felt all wrong.

Frilled Lizard: It's always gotta be about you, doesn't it?

Jackie Legs: [to the crocodiles] Fellas, you're big, scaly guys. Help me out here! I need a real attack! Think menace. Sheer terror. [to Louis] Louis, you were magnificent. I laughed. I cried. I believed!

Charlie: Excuse me, Jackie? [Jackie gives him a look] I mean, Mr. Legs. How about me?

Jackie Legs: You were very good, too, Charlie. But whaddya say this time we give all your lines to Louis?

Spider: [dangles down in front of Jackie with four of his legs bandaged] Yo, Mr. Director, nobody said nothin' about no stunt work! I sprained four of my friggin' ankles when Shampoo Boy over there knocked me off his shoulder!

[Jackie shudders as he brushes the spider off his nose]

Snake: While we're at it, I don't like the way you've been talking to me.

Frilled Lizard: Yeah, time someone taught you a lesson.

Jackie Legs: Come on, mates. It's all in good fun.

Crocodile: You wanna see terror? How's THIS for terror?! [lunges at Jackie when Louis wakes up]

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[after Mikey and Rico confess that Outback Ollie is the mastermind of the entire jewel heist, Ollie grabs Jessie in a headlock]

Outback Ollie: Nobody move, or Jessie here goes for a little swim with the crocs. And if I ain't mistaken, it's just about feeding time!

Louis: Don't do it, Ollie! Think of the kids!

Outback Ollie: THE KIDS? I HATE THE KIDS, EVERY LAST ROTTEN ONE OF THEM! SCREAMING AND CRYING ALL DAY LONG!

[The children in the audience boo at Ollie]

Outback Ollie: AH, SHUT UP, YOU LITTLE BRATS!

Voice Cast

• Josh Keaton as Charlie Carbone
• Ahmed Best as Louis Booker
• Jeff Bennett as Jackie Legs
• Kath Soucie as Jessie Carbone