Codename: Kids Next Door
Codename: Kids Next Door, also known as Kids Next Door or by its acronym KND, was an American animated television series that debuted on the Cartoon Network on December 6, 2002.
- 1 Season 1
- 1.1 No P in the OOL [1.01]
- 1.2 Operation: C.A.K.E.D. [1.02]
- 1.3 Operation: I.-S.C.R.E.A.M. [1.03]
- 1.4 Operation: C.A.N.N.O.N. [1.04]
- 1.5 Operation: N.O.-P.O.W.U.H. [1.05]
- 1.6 Operation: T.E.E.T.H. [1.06]
- 1.7 Operation: T.U.R.N.I.P. [1.07]
- 1.8 Operation: M.I.N.I.-G.O.L.F. [1.08]
- 1.9 Operation: P.I.R.A.T.E. [1.09]
- 1.10 Operation: C.O.W.G.I.R.L. [1.10]
- 1.11 Operation: O.F.F.I.C.E. [1.11]
- 1.12 Operation: A.R.C.T.I.C. [1.12]
- 1.13 Operation: L.I.C.E. [1.13]
- 1.14 Operation: L.I.Z.Z.I.E. [1.14]
- 1.15 Operation: P.O.I.N.T. [1.16]
- 1.16 Operation: C.A.B.L.E.-T.V. [1.17]
- 1.17 Operation: C.A.M.P. [1.18]
- 1.18 Operation: T.O.M.M.Y. [1.19]
- 1.19 Operation: C.H.A.D. [1.20]
- 1.20 Operation: P.I.A.N.O. [1.21]
- 1.21 Operation: Z.O.O. [1.22]
- 1.22 Operation: Q.U.I.E.T. [1.23]
- 1.23 Operation: R.A.I.N.B.O.W.S. [1.24]
- 1.24 Operation: G.R.O.W.-U.P. [1.25]
- 2 Season 2
- 2.1 Operation: C.A.T.S. [2.01]
- 2.2 Operation: P.O.P. [2.02]
- 2.3 Operation: S.P.A.N.K. [2.03]
- 2.4 Operation: D.A.T.E. [2.04]
- 2.5 Operation: S.U.P.P.O.R.T. [2.05]
- 2.6 Operation: T.A.P.I.O.C.A. [2.06]
- 2.7 Operation: M.O.V.I.E. [2.07]
- 2.8 Operation: F.A.S.T.-F.O.O.D. [2.08]
- 2.9 Operation: S.H.A.V.E. [2.09]
- 2.10 Operation: O.O.M.P.-P.A.H. [2.10]
- 2.11 Operation: F.L.A.V.O.R. [2.11]
- 2.12 Operation: K.I.S.S. [2.12]
- 2.13 Operation: G.H.O.S.T. [2.13]
- 2.14 Operation: F.U.G.I.T.I.V.E. [2.14]
- 2.15 Operation: T.H.E.-S.H.O.G.U.N. [2.15]
- 2.16 Operation: C.O.L.L.E.G.E. [2.16]
- 2.17 Operation: R.E.P.O.R.T. [2.17]
- 2.18 Operation: B.R.I.E.F. [2.18]
- 2.19 Operation: C.A.K.E.D.-T.W.O. [2.19]
- 2.20 Operation: S.P.A.C.E. [2.20]
- 2.21 Operation: B.E.A.C.H. [2.21]
- 2.22 Operation: U.N.D.E.R.C.O.V.E.R. [2.22]
- 2.23 Operation: D.O.G.F.I.G.H.T. [2.23]
- 2.24 Operation: T.R.I.P. [2.24]
- 2.25 Operation: E.N.D. [2.25]
- 3 Season 3
- 3.1 Operation: F.U.T.U.R.E. [3.01]
- 3.2 Operation: A.F.L.O.A.T. [3.02]
- 3.3 Operation: L.E.A.D.E.R. [3.03]
- 3.4 Operation: U.T.O.P.I.A. [3.04]
- 3.5 Operation: R.O.B.B.E.R.S. [3.05]
- 3.6 Operation: F.O.U.N.T.A.I.N. [3.06]
- 3.7 Operation: B.U.T.T. [3.07]
- 3.8 Operation: T.R.A.I.N.I.N.G. [3.08]
- 3.9 Operation: A.R.C.H.I.V.E. [3.09]
- 3.10 Operation: S.L.U.M.B.E.R. [3.10]
- 3.11 Operation: K.A.S.T.L.E. [3.11]
- 3.12 Operation: C.A.K.E.D.-T.H.R.E.E. [3.12]
- 3.13 Operation: L.O.C.K.D.O.W.N. [3.13]
- 3.14 Operation: G.R.A.D.U.A.T.E.S. [3.14]
- 3.15 Operation: H.U.G.S. [3.15]
- 3.16 Operation: J.E.W.E.L.S. [3.16]
- 3.17 Operation: T.R.I.C.K.Y. [3.17]
- 3.18 Operation: U.N.C.O.O.L. [3.18]
- 3.19 Operation: P.R.E.S.I.D.E.N.T. [3.19]
- 3.20 Operation: H.O.S.P.I.T.A.L. [3.20]
- 3.21 Operation: S.P.R.O.U.T. [3.21]
- 3.22 Operation: H.O.U.N.D. [3.22]
- 4 Season 4
- 4.1 Operation: R.A.B.B.I.T. [4.01]
- 4.2 Operation: F.L.U.S.H. [4.02]
- 4.3 Operation: F.O.O.D.F.I.T.E. [4.03]
- 4.4 Operation: C.L.U.E.S. [4.04]
- 4.5 Operation: N.U.G.G.E.T. [4.05]
- 4.6 Operation: M.A.C.A.R.R.O.N.I. [4.06]
- 4.7 Operation: P.O.O.L. [4.07]
- 4.8 Operation: C.A.K.E.D.-F.O.U.R. [4.08]
- 4.9 Operation: S.I.T.T.E.R. [4.09]
- 4.10 Operation: S.A.T.U.R.N. [4.10]
- 4.11 Operation: C.H.O.C.O.L.A.T.E. [4.11]
- 4.12 Operation: M.A.T.A.D.O.R. [4.12]
- 4.13 Operation: L.U.N.C.H. [4.13]
- 4.14 Operation: M.U.N.C.H.I.E.S. [4.14]
- 4.15 Operation: K.N.O.T. [4.15]
- 4.16 Operation: C.L.O.S.E.T. [4.16]
- 4.17 Operation: S.N.O.W.I.N.G. [4.17]
- 4.18 Operation: M.A.U.R.I.C.E. [4.18]
- 4.19 Operation: L.O.V.E. [4.19]
- 4.20 Operation: C.O.U.C.H. [4.20]
- 4.21 Operation: D.O.D.G.E.B.A.L.L. [4.21]
- 4.22 Operation: F.E.R.A.L. [4.22]
- 5 Season 5
- 5.1 Operation: N.A.U.G.H.T.Y. [5.01]
- 5.2 Operation: E.L.E.C.T.I.O.N.S. [5.02]
- 5.3 Operation: D.U.C.K.Y. [5.03]
- 5.4 Operation: D.I.A.P.E.R. [5.04]
- 5.5 Operation: B.U.L.L.I.E.S. [5.05]
- 5.6 Operation: F.I.S.H.Y. [5.06]
- 5.7 Operation: B.R.E.A.K.U.P. [5.07]
- 5.8 Operation: S.A.F.A.R.I. [5.08]
- 5.9 Operation: V.I.R.U.S. [5.09]
- 5.10 Operation: O.U.T.B.R.E.A.K. [5.10]
- 5.11 Operation: C.A.N.Y.O.N. [5.11]
- 5.12 Operation: H.O.L.I.D.A.Y. [5.12]
- 5.13 Operation: C.A.K.E.D.-.F.I.V.E. [5.13]
- 5.14 Operation: R.E.C.R.U.I.T. [5.14]
- 5.15 Operation: D.A.D.D.Y. [5.15]
- 5.16 Operation: C.L.O.W.N. [5.16]
- 5.17 Operation: S.P.A.N.K.E.N.S.T.I.N.E. [5.17]
- 5.18 Operation: H.O.T.S.T.U.F.F. [5.18]
- 5.19 Operation: M.I.S.S.I.O.N. [5.19]
- 5.20 Operation: E.N.G.L.A.N.D. [5.20]
- 5.21 Operation: A.W.A.R.D.S [5.21]
- 5.22 Operation: L.I.C.O.R.I.C.E. [5.22]
- 5.23 Operation: H.O.M.E. [5.23]
- 5.24 Operation: I.T. [5.24]
- 6 Season 6
- 6.1 Operation: S.A.F.E.T.Y. [6.01]
- 6.2 Operation: R.E.C.E.S.S. [6.02]
- 6.3 Operation: H.A.M.S.T.E.R. [6.03]
- 6.4 Operation: W.H.I.T.E.-H.O.U.S.E. [6.04]
- 6.5 Operation: S.P.I.N.A.C.H. [6.05]
- 6.6 Operation: M.E.S.S.A.G.E. [6.06]
- 6.7 Operation: B.R.I.D.G.E [6.07]
- 6.8 Operation: S.I.X. [6.08]
- 6.9 Operation: T.R.I.C.Y.C.L.E. [6.09]
- 6.10 Operation: C.R.I.M.E. [6.10]
- 6.11 Operation: P.A.R.T.Y. [6.11]
- 6.12 Operation: P.L.A.N.E.T. [6.12]
- 6.13 Operation: D.O.G.H.O.U.S.E. [6.13]
- 6.14 Operation: S.C.I.E.N.C.E. [6.14]
- 6.15 Operation: A.M.I.S.H. [6.15]
- 6.16 Operation: G.I.R.L.F.R.I.E.N.D. [6.16]
- 6.17 Operation: C.A.R.A.M.E.L. [6.17]
- 6.18 Operation: M.O.O.N. [6.18]
- 6.19 Operation: T.R.E.A.T.Y. [6.19]
- 6.20 Operation: I.N.T.E.R.V.I.E.W.S. [6.20]
- 7 Operation: Z.E.R.O.
- 8 Nigel Uno/Numbuh 1
- 9 External links
No P in the OOL [1.01]
Number 1: Why are we in the kiddy pool?
Number 3: Because the water is nice and warm?
(Everyone in the pool looks down at the water)
Number 1: (after seeing Number 3 get all the rest of Sector V food) Hey, what did you get me?
Number 3: Nothing! Ha ha!
Number 2: This is your captain, Number 2, speaking. At this time we would like to request that you HANG ON TO YOUR UNDERWEAR!!! Wa ha ha ha ha hoo! Wahoo!!! (presses a button on the control panel, which envelopes the Sector V in pods. The pods are then deployed)
Operation: C.A.K.E.D. [1.02]
(All the partygoers are tied up to their chairs and forced to stay for the party. They sing a song for the Delightful Children in a dull manner.)
All the Partygoers: It's your birthday, not our birthday. It's your birthday, not our birthday. It's your birthday. Birthday, Hooray.
Numbuh 1: Numbuh 4?
Numbuh 4: Right. First, I'll be cleanin' your adult-lovin', prissy clocks, and then I'll be takin' that cake!
DCFDTL: Wouldn't you prefer to open the gifts AFTER our little game is finished?
Laura: But I wanna open them (starts to transform into an enormous behemoth) NOW!!!
DCFDTL: Fine, fine, fine, we'll open the gifts. Just stay calm...
(Laura shrinks down and looks very excited)
Operation: I.-S.C.R.E.A.M. [1.03]
Numbuh 5: (After getting the password for the ice cream factory) That was too easy!
(After Numbuh 2 lands on the ice cream factory) That was still too easy! (After falling into the trap set by the DCFDTL) I told you it was too easy! (When riding the wave of ice cream out of the trapped ice-cream factory) I like it when things are too easy!
Numbuh 5: What now, Numbuh 1?
Numbuh 3: Party! Ice Cream Party!
All: Party! Ice Cream Party! Party...
Numbuh 5: I like it when things are too easy!
Computer: Access Denied.
Numbuh 1: Numbuh 3, what are you typing?! (Looks at the screen. It's filled with... ) "I love parties?!"
Numbuh 3: You do too?
DCFDTL: A heater? (To ice cream men) WHO PUTS A HEATER IN AN ICE CREAM FACTORY?! (Ice cream men shrug)
Numbuh 4: Hey Numbuh 1! You might want to check this out!
Numbuh 1: A roadblock! Quick, tell Numbuh 4 to turn the truck around!
Numbuh 4: I am Numbuh 4!
Numbuh 1: Then who's driving the- (Multiple screams, truck crashes)
Numbuh 2: Hey guys, I'm okay!
(Giant Ice Cream Monster lands on top of him)
Numbuh 4: (To ice cream monster) Hey, Frosty! Come get a-lickin'! (Is picked up by monster and dipped in fudge) You think chocolate can stop me? (Fudge hardens, then Numbuh 4 mumbles) I hate you!
DCFDTL: Us eat the ice cream? (Shake their heads) No, I'm afraid the ice cream will be eating you!
Operation: C.A.N.N.O.N. [1.04]
Numbuh 4: And where are our super powered anti-adult air attack missiles?!
Numbuh 3: (With two missiles dressed up, holding a cup of uranium) More uranium, Mrs. Missile?
Operation: N.O.-P.O.W.U.H. [1.05]
Principal: Parent Teacher Organization Of Eradicating Youngsters, attack! (flies around the tree house until he gets zapped) AHH!!!!
Numbuh 1: Code red! The tree house is under attack! Kids next door battle stations!
Numbuh 4: I'll take care of those study-happy sickos!
Mad-Dad: Mad-Dad mad! You get bad report card again! (Numbuh 4 slaps him with the S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R.)
Numbuh 4: And that ain't my report card, ya nut!
Numbuh 3: Plug me in, Numbuh 5!
Numbuh 5: Power is on! (plugs in the T.H.U.M.P.E.R.)
Terrible Tutor: You cannot defeat the Terrible Tutor! (shoots books out of his sleaves as Numbuh 3 manages to make a direct hit at him with the T.H.U.M.P.E.R.)
Numbuh 3: Numbuh 2, the Heli-Teacher is all yours!
Numbuh 2: Mmm-hmm! (Numbuh 2 takes chicken bone and places it on his rubber-band food flinger. But it had no effect on the Heli-Teacher)
Heli-Teacher: (laughs evilly) Your aim is as bad as your school work! (Numbuh 5 shoots the Heli-Teacher down with the S.C.A.M.P.P.)
Midwestern Mom: (charges in) NAUGHTY CHILDREN MADE MIDWESTERN MOM ANGRY!!!!
Numbuh 1: Energy DJ Fly Swatter, fire! (activates the Energy DJ Fly Swatter and bashes Midwestern Mom out of the tree house)
Principal: Retreat!!! (The Parent Teacher Organization Of Eradicating Youngsters retreat from the Tree house)
Numbuh 1: You heard the man!
Numbuh 5: What DO hamsters do on vacation anyways? (scene switches with hamsters having fun on a beach)
Numbuh 5: (fighting the sandwich monster) I'm gonna grill your cheese! (Realizes the S.C.A.M.P.P. doesn't work) Aw, man!
DCFDTL: Thank you for coming Mr. Toilenator, but you're not the type of villain we're looking for...
Toilenator: Wait, I can do other stuff! (They throw a switch and he's catapulted out of the house.)
Numbuh 2: Ahem.
Gramma Stuffum: What?
Numbuh 2: It's snack time, freuline.
Numbuh 5: "Snack time, freuline"? You got to be kiddin'.
Gramma Stuffum: Ach! You are children! And so skinny are you! Gramma Stuffum make snack of liverwurst headcheese casserole!
(Gramma Stuffum pours out some random, goopy slop on their desk. The slop takes shapes into odd animals. The meal in time advances toward DCFDTL)
DCFDTL: (Looking worried) But we've already eaten!
Gramma Stuffum: Nonsense! You are so very SKINNY!
DCFDTL: But if we eat all of your delicious food, there won't be any to feed those poor, hungry, Kids Next Door.
Gramma Stuffum: Hungry?
DCFDTL: They're famished!. And they live right next door..... (THE DCFDTL laugh maniacally)
Numbuh 2: We've had enough of your gross, slimy cookin', lady, so I'm sendin' this dish back to the kitchen!
Numbuh 5: "Sendin' it back to the... "? Come on, man!
Numbuh 5: (Talking to Numbuh 1 about the power being out and how they shouldn't worry about it) Come on. What could happen?
Numbuh 1: What could happen?!? (Grandma Stuffum busts through the wall) THAT COULD HAPPEN!!!
Operation: T.E.E.T.H. [1.06]
Numbuh 3's teeth are cleaned Numbuh 4: If that stupid dentist tries to fix my teeth, I'll give him a whoomph, and then I'll give him a ker-pow, and a thwack, and a gnaaaaw! And if he brings out the floss, Then I'll give him the old whumpah-thumpah and then a - aaah! (Numbuh 4 is taken by Knightbrace) Numbuh 5: (not noticing that Numbuh 4 has been taken) Fi-nally! Numbuh 4 shuts up!
Knightbrace: (In a dentists chair that has multiple flailing objects and weapons) Maybe four out of five dentists can't stop you Kids Next Door... but I'M THE FIFTH!!
Knightbrace: What in the name of fluoride is going on?
Operation: T.U.R.N.I.P. [1.07]
Operation: M.I.N.I.-G.O.L.F. [1.08]
Operation: P.I.R.A.T.E. [1.09]
Operation: C.O.W.G.I.R.L. [1.10]
(Numbuh 1 was pretending to deliver pizza to Mr. Wink and Mr. Fibb. Lasso Lass and her horse was tied upside-down to a tree.)
Mr. Fibb: Bring it here. And there better not be any onions on it.
Numbuh 1: Let me check. Whoops! There are onions on it. I guess I'll have to call this one in.
(He winks at Lasso Lass and she smiles and winks back.)
Numbuh 1: Kids Next Door! Battle Stations!
(Numbuh 2,3,4, and 5 come out from behind Mr. Wink and Mr. Fibb's house in a giant rodeo horse.)
Operation: O.F.F.I.C.E. [1.11]
Operation: A.R.C.T.I.C. [1.12]
Operation: L.I.C.E. [1.13]
Numbuh 1: Follow my lead. (scene switches to outside; all of Sector V runs as fast as they can out of the tree house) RUN!
Numbuh 2: (Just as an enormous lice is about to kill Number 5) WAIIIIIIIIT!!! (Giant lice and Numbuh 5 look at Numbuh two) You gotta something cool first like "Say cheese punk", or "Cheese to meet you." Oh, no no no no, WAIT!!! How about "Cheese..." (Number 5 pushes a button on the control panel, which makes the entire treehouse overflow with cheese)
Numbuh 1:It looks like the delightful children gave Numbuh 5 a lice infested hat. (Numbuh 2 holds hands up to mouth & screaming comes from Numbuh 3's room)
Numbuh 1: .. (Thinking Numbuh 2 was screaming) Easy, Numbuh 2, it's not that surprising.
Numbuh 2: That wasn't me ...
Numbuh 4: That came from Numbuh 3's room !
(after witnessing a 'massacre' over Numbuh 3's toys)
Numbuh 1: T-That's okay, Numbuh 3. We'll get you some new toys.
Numbuh 3: Toys? I don't want toys. (fired up) I WANT REVENGE!!
Numbuh 4: What's the big deal? Nobody got hurt.
Numbuh 3: (grabs Numbuh 4's jacket, VERY angry) Say that again, SQUIRT! And then we'll see if nobody's hurt!!!
(while running away from lice)
Numbuh 3: (seriously) You guys go on.
Numbuh 1: What, are you nuts?!
Numbuh 3: Mr. Mopsy and me have a little score to settle. GO!
Numbuh 1: N-Numbuh 3, I...
Numbuh 3: GO!!
Operation: L.I.Z.Z.I.E. [1.14]
Numbuh 2 and 4: Nigel's got a girlfriend!!!!!!
Number 4: (after Lizzie pushes Nigel into the mud)"Ha Women!" (Numbuhs 5 and 3 attack him) Numbuh 1: (after Lizzie's "Yes Dear" helmet has exploded on his head) Don't ever put one of those on me again, Lizzie.
Operation: P.O.I.N.T. [1.16]
Operation: C.A.B.L.E.-T.V. [1.17]
(The Kids Next Door play as characters on a TV show. They have uniforms with capes, and they follow a script that does not show who they really are.)
Numbuh 1: (cheerfully) I'm Numbuh 1! (hesitant) Let's go have some fun?
Numbuh 2: (cheerfully) I'm Numbuh 2! (hesitant) We've got some cool stuff to do?
Numbuh 3: (enthusiastically) I'm Numbuh 3! Will you play with me?
Numbuh 4: (angrily) I'm Numbuh 4...and I can't take this anymore!
Numbuh 1: (picks up the cigar) An age-changing device. Who would use such a thing?
(Numbuh 1 throws the cigar out of the window and the DCFDTL picks it up and laugh wickedly)
Mr. B: Did you say baby? I AM NOT A BABY! I have a morgen, I pay taxes, and have three ex-wives! Do babies have homes that you're... I think NOT! Do babies...
Numbuh 5: (baby talks) Ohh... What's the matter baby? Are you getting quanky-anky?
Mr. B: Now wait just a... You can't talk that way to me!
Numbuh 4: Ooh... Did the baby wet his nappy-wappy again?
Mr. B: Nobody calls me a baby... Nobody, you hear?!
Numbuh 3: Oooh! Isn't that a cuute baby? Coochie coochie...
Numbuh 4: Oh, I think the baby is cryin'!
Mr. B: I-I am not... I just got somethin' in my eye...
Numbuh 1: Oooh... BAABBYY!
Mr. B: I AM NOT A... BABY!!
Numbuh 1: You are now.
(Mr. B gets targeted by the baby-changing ray)
Mr. B: (to Numbuh 3) Hey girl kid! Don't just stand there, read your lines!
Numbuh 3: (proceeds to read the script; straightforward) 'Oh no, it's Homeworko. The robot who doesn't want kids to do their homework. And he's about to knock me out with one of his terrifying claws.' (comments) Well that's not very nice! (gets hit)
Operation: C.A.M.P. [1.18]
Operation: T.O.M.M.Y. [1.19]
Numbuh 2: (talking very fast) Mom, me and the Kids Next Door were fighting this guy and Tommy made a machine for him. So I tried to stop him, but he captured all my friends and doublecrossed Tommy, but I ran out of ammo and now he is after me! (cries afterwards)
Operation: C.H.A.D. [1.20]
Numbuh 274 (Chad Dickson): (attempting to contact other KND operatives) WARNING! BEING PURSUED...NOT FOLLOWED! I REPEAT...FOLLOWED...
Mega Mom: There you are! I've been looking all over for you! Nobody hides from MEGA MOM!
Numbuh 3: So if there's a "Mega Mom", then why isn't there a dad?
Numbuh 274: (shocked) Oh...I totally forgot about HIM.
Destructo Dad: (as he crashes into Sector V) Hi, guys! How about some quality time with DESTRUCTO DAD!
Numbuh 3: (shortly before being stupified) I KNEW IT!
Operation: P.I.A.N.O. [1.21]
Numbuh 1: Okay, Kids Next Door. Simple question: what did we learn today?
Numbuh 2: Do not deviate from plans.
Numbuh 5: Teamwork is the key to mission success.
Numbuh 3: Operational procedures are important.
Numbuh 4: (in a full-body cast and in a wheelchair) Pianos...are heavy.
Numbuh 1: Oh, close enough!
Operation: Z.O.O. [1.22]
Numbuh 1: (Upon finding they cannot escape the cage, starts calmly) I suggest we... (suddenly breaks down) PANIC!
Operation: Q.U.I.E.T. [1.23]
Numbuh 1: Hey Numbuh 5! Keep it down! I'm trying to get some sleep!
Numbuh 5: AAAAAAAHHH!
Numbuh 5: (after hearing Numbuh 1's speech) Ah, shut up.
Operation: R.A.I.N.B.O.W.S. [1.24]
Operation: G.R.O.W.-U.P. [1.25]
Operation: C.A.T.S. [2.01]
Numbuh 4: Ehh, Numbuh 3...I'm-
Numbuh 3: (laughs and grabs Numbuh 4 into a hug) It's okay.
Numbuh 4: (Talking to himself, then says in a goofy voice) I. L-l-love. Y-y-you.
Numbuh 3: (waiting the entire episode for him to say those exact words) AHHHH!!! Say it again!
Numbuh 4: Don't press your luck.
Operation: P.O.P. [2.02]
Operation: S.P.A.N.K. [2.03]
Numbuh 5: We have GOT to get rid of this guy!
Numbuh 4: Then YOU go in and wake him!
Numbuh 5: Nuh-uh, I ain't goin' in there. YOU wake him!
Numbuh 2: Oh and I'll get spanked because he's cranky in the morning NO WAY!
Operation: D.A.T.E. [2.04]
Numbuh 1: (snapped) "IT IS NOT A DATE!!!!!!!!!! It was never a date! And even if you though it was a date! I DON'T CARE!!!!!! I've got more important things to worry about than some girl who's...who's...DATE-CRAZY!!"
Operation: S.U.P.P.O.R.T. [2.05]
Numbuh 1: "Where is she? (blasting his gun thing) Where's Numbuh 5?"
Numbuh 2: "Yeah you CRUDDY
Numbuh 1: "What have you done with her?"
(Mr Lincoln is at the table reading a news paper)
Mr Lincoln: "Well, well, well. If it isn't Nigel Uno and Hoagie P Gilligan. How ya boys doing?"
Numbuh 1: "Uh?, fine Mr Lincoln. Now where's Numbuh 5?"
Mr Lincoln: "She's sick. You know...with the sneezes...and the boogers...and the tissues, oh you know what I mean. She's up in her room, asleep, so I'm just baking up a fresh batch of cookies for when she gets up."
Numbuh 1: "OK?weird story. Mind if we go check on her ?"
Mr Lincoln: "Sure, just be quiet "
Numbuh 1: "YEA sure !
" (The scene changes to up to Numbuh 5's room. She is sleeping in her bed, coughing and sn -eezing)
Numbuh 2: "Boy, she looks really bad."
Numbuh 1" And it's in her condition that an enemy agent could steal her brain !"
Numbuh 2: (gasps) "We have to guard her with our lives!"
Numbuh 1: "We can't leave her even if we wnna you know!Pee?!" (Numbuh's 1 and 2 guard her room)
Numbuh 2: "even if were hungry? "
Numbuh 1: well I suppose we could get some cookies?!"
(They rush off to the kitchen)
Mr. Lincoln: "You boys help yourselves to some delicious cookies. They've got the chips...and the nuts...and the sugar....." (Numbuh 2 stuffs his face with cookies and washes it down with milk, just as Cree enters the kitchen)
Cree: "Hey Hoagie...What's up Nigel!"
Numbuh 2: "Hey Cree!"
Cree: "So what's today's "big mission"?
Numbuh 1: "That's on a need to know basis and YOU don't need to know!"
Cree: "O...K, Whatever!" (Numbuh 2 falls in love with her)
Numbuh 1: "What are you looking at?"
Numbuh 2: "N-nothing"
Numbuh 1: "Do I need to remind you that Cree is a teenager?!"
Mr. Lincoln: "Ah, they grow up so fast. It seems like only yesterday, she was a little girl. Now look at her with her brand new training bra." (Cree spits out her juice)
Cree: "Daaaad!" (she hits her father)
Cree: "Dad how could you say that in front of two boys? You are so embarrasing! Hello Dad, when will you..."
Numbuh 2: "What's a bra?
Numbuh 1: "And what's she training for?
Numbuh 2: "Let's check the L.U.N.C.H.B.O.X!" (They crawl under the table and Numbuh 2 pulls out a computer disguised as a lunchbox)
Computer: "Kids Next Door L.U.N.C.H.B.O.C.K.S. Largely, Undercover, Nuclear, Computer, Handles, Balogna, Or, Complicated, Komputer, Stuff"
Numbuh 2 (still searching: "Hmmm, I searched the whole mainframe for BRA and still nothing comes up."
Numbuh 1: "Maybe BRA stands for something. Try the Supercool Nameinator Programme." (Numbuh 2 searches the Supercool Nameinator programme) Numbuh 1: "Battle...Ready...Armor..."
Numbuh 2: "Battle ready armour?"
Numbuh 1: "That's it. The adults have created a new device and now they're training teenagers to use it. We'll have to get some of these "bras" so we can analyse them for weaknesses."
Numbuh 2: "Poor Numbuh 5. She must have no idea that her older sister is wearing a bra, right under her nose."
Numbuhs 2 and 1: "NUMBUH 5!!!" (They rush off to her room, where they see her father at the top of the stairs, exiting her room)
Numbuh 1: "Freeze!" (He jumps onto Mr. Lincoln) Numbuh 1: "Alright pops! What were you doing in Numbuh 5's room? Trying to suck her brain for information?!"
Mr. Lincoln: "Ssshhh. I was just bringing Abigail her medicine, but she's still asleep, so keep it down with the screaming and the yelling..."
Numbuh 1: "Your stories seem to check out, but we'll take it from here. So you go...read the paper, or whatever it is you adults do."
Mr. Lincoln: "OK...ok...You kids say the darnest things, with the threats and the shouts!" Numbuh 1: "We can't leave this spot. Remember, contulant visulance"
(They both fall asleep)
Cree: (to Numbuh 1 and Numbuh 2) Hey troops, how's the "guarding" going?
Numbuh 1: Listen, you. We know all about your training.
Cree: What are you talkin' about?
Numbuh 1: Oh, come off it! We know you're wearing a bra and we're gonna put a stop to it if it's the last thing we do!
Cree: Ugh, stupid dad! With the big mouth, and the embarrassing, and pointing it out to the neighbors!
Numbuh 1: "Now let's go and get those bras!" (They invade Cree's room)
Numbuh 1: "Now where could they be?"
Numbuh 2: "Aah, Numbuh 1. I think I found them"
Numbuh 1: Wow, don't just stand there, Numbuh 2. Take one out!
Numbuh 2: What? I'm not gonna touch them, you do it.
Numbuh 1: As first in command, I order you to pick up that bra! Numbuh 2: "No you do it!"
Numbuh 1: "Oh ok, don't be such a baby!" (He picks one up)
Numbuh 1 (shocked): "Ahh this is battle ready armour? It hardly covers anything."
Numbuh 2: "Maybe once you put it on, it produces some sort of protection sheild"
Number 1: "Of course! Just imagine the look on the adult's faces when they find out that the Kids Next Door are wearing bras too!"
Numbuh 2: "Ahhh, we don't even know how to use these um...things!"
Numbuh 1: "Well it's obvious you put your head through, wait no that's not it. You, you put your right leg through. No thats not it. (Numbuh 2 places the bra over his head)
Cree: I've got some nice warm soup for you, Abigail. With the chicken and the carrots... (heard Numbuh 1 and Numbuh 2 in her room)
Numbuh 1: So... Do you feel anything?
Numbuh 2: Yeah... (bra wrapped around him) Stupid.
Numbuh 1: (wearing the bra perfectly) I-I don't know... I feel kind of powerful.
(Cree discovered Numbuhs 1 and 2 wearing her bra)
Cree: "AHHH! ARE YOU CRAZY???!!!" Numbuh 1: "Whats the matter teenager? Afraid we'll put your bras to better use?"
Cree: (angrily) "LISTEN YOU LITTLE FREAKS, TAKE THEM OFF NOW!" Numbuh 1: "Make us, right Numbuh 2" (Numbuh 2 chickens out)
Cree: (approaching Numbuh 1) "I SAID TAKE OFF MY BRAS!!!"
Numbuh 1: Battle Ready Armor, on! (nothing happens) Uhh, Battle Ready Armor, go! (still nothing happens) Battle Ready --
Cree: (grabbed him and smashed him to the wall) Take it off now! I'm not playin' with you fools!
Numbuh 1: B-Battle Ready Armor... Activate! (Cree grabbed him again) Numbuh 2...! (throws him away) Battle Ready Armor... HELP!
Numbuh 5: What's up with all the rackin'?
Cree: I caught your two little weirdo friends tryin' on my bras!
Numbuh 5: (gave an unsatisfied look to Numbuhs 1 and 2)) What are you two doin' wearing my sister's bras?!
Numbuh 1: B-But Numbuh 5, you don't understand! Bra stands for Battle Ready Armor. It's a weapon!
Numbuh 5: Are you crazy?! A bra is for... Uhh, well... Girls use it with a strap and uhh... Look, just go back to the treehouse and let me get some sleep!
Numbuh 1: "But what if enemy agents try to sneak top secret KND information..." Numbuh 5: "GET OUT!!!"
Operation: T.A.P.I.O.C.A. [2.06]
Operation: M.O.V.I.E. [2.07]
Numbuh 4: (talking about the "adult movie") Aah, it was too over-rated...
Operation: F.A.S.T.-F.O.O.D. [2.08]
(Sector V tricked Numbuh 3 into a 'dangerous mission')
Numbuh 4: Nice piece of work, Numbuh 1! Makin' a thing that "buyin' a kid's meal is a mission" was pretty slick.
Numbuh 1: Well, I had to do something. She is a member of the team.
Numbuh 5: (laughs) Well, while we're waitin'... (hands over an ice cream cone to Numbuh 2) Scoop me baby.
Numbuh 1: Hmm... Have we eaten here before?
Numbuh 4: Nah, it just opened. Why?
Numbuh 1: Well, look at the sign. It says "Try our new kid's meal. Kid's meal contains: One drink, one toy, and one kid on a bun."? That's really weird.
Numbuh 4: Maybe it's a typo.
(Numbuh 3's been kidnapped)
Numbuh 4: What was I thinkin'? How could I let her go in there alone?
Numbuh 1: Don't worry, Numbuh 4. Numbuh 3's resourceful. She'll pull through.
Numbuh 4: Yeah, right. She couldn't find a way out of... (realizes) cardboard... box...
Numbuh 1: (panicked) Numbuh 2!! Step on it!
(chasing the sharks)
Numbuh 2: Take the shot, Numbuh 5!! TAKE THE SHOT!! (Numbuh 5 aimed, but missed the target) NOOOO!!
Operation: S.H.A.V.E. [2.09]
Operation: O.O.M.P.-P.A.H. [2.10]
Monty Uno: Son, there's something I -- I want to tell you.
Numbuh One: It's okay, dad. you don't have to say anything.
Monty Uno: No, no. This has to be said right, and it has to be said now. Nigel... I think you really need some sousaphone lessons! I mean, did you hear yourself up there?! Peeyew! Either your sharps were flat and your flats were sharp and wobbly and your fingers were like your positions were like a spider in a windstorm! Eight legs flying everywhere!
(Numbuh 1 dunks his head in the lake)
Operation: F.L.A.V.O.R. [2.11]
Operation: K.I.S.S. [2.12]
(As the KND are watching as Cree is lead away into a KND prison transport for the moonbase)
Numbuh 5: (tauntingly) So long, sis. I'll make sure your CDs and (referring to Numbuh 2) your boyfriend are safe.
(Numbuh 5 tries to hit Cree with a flying kick but she grabs her by the leg) Cree: I know all your moves, Abigail (spins 5 around as she scream) Because I TAUGHT'em to ya! (toss 5)
Operation: G.H.O.S.T. [2.13]
Numbuh 4: (in singsong voice) You stupid hamsters ain't got my soda, cause you're stupid and I'm so co-ol! (blows raspberry at them)
Operation: F.U.G.I.T.I.V.E. [2.14]
(Numbuh 86 picks Numbuh 3 and Numbuh 5 to go with her on the mission. However, she told Numbuh 1,2, and 4 to "guard a dandelion.")
Numbuh 2: Why do we have to keep listening to what she says, anyway?
Numbuh 1: She's head of decommissioning. She outranks us.
Numbuh 2: So what? We're just as good as she is.
(Numbuh 1 pauses.)
Numbuh 1: You know what? You're right! Come on!
(Numbuhs 1,2, and 4 go to the castle to do the mission also. Number 4 looks back at the dandelion for a little while.)
(Numbuh 86 was accidentally covered with toenails. She treated Numbuh 3 and Numbuh 5 well, but undermined Numbuh 1, Numbuh 2, and Numbuh 4. Numbuh 86 was outraged that the boys were able to catch the fugitive.)
Numbuh 1: (cheerfully) Ha! One fugitive, all wrapped up to go!
Numbuh 86: (angrily) That's impossible! You idiots caught Numbuh 206?
Numbuh 4: And we kept the dandelion safe too!
Numbuh 86: Shut up! There's no way I'm letting you buffoons take credit for my work!
Numbuh 1: What are you talking about? We caught him fair and square!
Numbuh 86: Humph! If it wasn't for me you'd still be at the beach figuring out how to get sand out of your shorts! So long, you dumb boys. And good riddance!
Numbuh 5: Hold it, little miss toenail. We all caught that guy. Boys and girls.
Numbuh 86: (to Sector V's boys) Of all the STUPID things in this STUPID world of STUPID people acting STUPID, you boys are the STUPIDLIEST! It's like you're trying to win a STUPID contest with you too STUPID to take a STUPIDITY tact!
(The DCFDTL just got out of the bathroom)
Numbuh 86: Don't move!
DCFDTL: What is the meaning of this?
Numbuh 86: Put your hands where I can see 'em!
DCFDTL: (talks randomly)
Numbuh 86: I'm not gonna ask you again!
DCFDTL: But... We...
Numbuh 86: NOW!
DCFDTL: Uuuhh... (shows a jar)
Numbuh 86: W-W-What is that?
DCFDTL: Here... Um... Our toenails.
Numbuh 86: T-T-TOENAILS?!
DCFDTL: We've been saving them.
Numbuh 86: You... What?! That's so... Disgusting!
DCFDTL: It's not! It's like... A hobby.
(When Numbuh 5 and Numbuh 3 came)
DCFDTL: Don't just stand there! Help us pick up our toenail collection!
Operation: T.H.E.-S.H.O.G.U.N. [2.15]
Operation: C.O.L.L.E.G.E. [2.16]
Operation: R.E.P.O.R.T. [2.17]
Operation: B.R.I.E.F. [2.18]
Operation: C.A.K.E.D.-T.W.O. [2.19]
Operation: S.P.A.C.E. [2.20]
- [Kuki and Mushi having a sweet hug]
- Numbuh 4: Ugh. [to Numbuh 5] Been ever that stupid with your sister?
- Numbuh 5: You're jokin' right?
- [after crashing the V Shuttle]
- Mushi: Do that again!!
- Numbuh 3: Mushi, what did I tell you?
- Mushi: Oh yeah. Do that again, PLEAAASE!!!
- Numbuh 1: Absolutely not!
- Numbuh 3: Well, she did say please.
- Mushi: What if the aliens... [in a spooky voice] Eat your heads?
- Numbuh 1: There's no such thing as head-eating aliens!
- Numbuh 2: Maybe we should bring weapons... Just in case?
- Numbuh 4: And a helmet.
- Numbuh 1: Ugh. And it's supposed to be a simple re-supply mission.
- [after Mushi gave a speech about sisters loving each other]
- Numbuh 5: W-What happened to us, Cree?
- Cree: I-I-I... I-I don't know. I got older... Things change...
- Numbuh 5: You know, when you were in the Kids Next Door, I wanted to be just like you. You were the best, and I was SO proud to be your sister.
- [the two get teary-eyed and hugged each other]
- Cree: Oh, Abby...
- Numbuh 5: Cree...
- [after they "made up" with each other]
- Numbuh 5: Cree, there's something I always wanted to say to you.
- Cree: What is it, sweet little Abby?
- Numbuh 5: I... [evil smile] Kick your butt!
- Cree: Huh? [Numbuh 5 throws her to the trash bin] Eew! [Numbuh 5 laughs] Lucky shot, girl! I was about to do the same thing to you!
- Numbuh 5: Maybe next time. [laughs and ejects the trash bin into space]
- Cree: You're SO in trouble when I get home!!
Operation: B.E.A.C.H. [2.21]
Numbuh 4: They've made this personal by taking Numbuh 3!
Numbuh 2 and 5: (together) Wally and Kuki sitting in a tree, K-i-s-s-i-n-g!
Numbuh 4: Stop! It is not like that! (blushes) Numbuh 3, she just, well, ah, owes me a quarter!
Numbuh 5: Uh-huh, right.
Numbuh 4: (smiles) Kuki!
Numbuh 3: (smiles) Wally!
Numbuh 4: Now, hang on a minute while I get you outta this. (He unties her, then they both run out of the castle. Shot then reveals Numbuh 2 and Numbuh 5 are still tied up.)
Numbuh 5: (angrily) Hel-lo! Aren't y'all forgetting something?!
Numbuh 3 and 4: Sorry! (They both run back to help them)
Operation: U.N.D.E.R.C.O.V.E.R. [2.22]
Operation: D.O.G.F.I.G.H.T. [2.23]
Operation: T.R.I.P. [2.24]
Operation: E.N.D. [2.25]
Numbuh 1: Decommisioning?! I'm nowhere near 13 years old!
Mr. Uno: Nigel, don't stand up in the boat, Laddie.
Numbuh 86: That's what they all say Nigel!
Numbuh 1: 86, you know how old I am; We went to kindergarten together!
Numbuh 86: And since you won't remember anything that's been said, I'd like to say something on a personal note. (To Numbuh 4, shyly) I've, uh, heh, um, well, uh, always thought you were kind of cute, Numbuh 4.
Numbuh 4: (smiles, says hopefully) Cute enough not to be decommisioned?!
Numbuh 86: Not even close!
Operation: F.U.T.U.R.E. [3.01]
Operation: A.F.L.O.A.T. [3.02]
Operation: L.E.A.D.E.R. [3.03]
Operation: U.T.O.P.I.A. [3.04]
Operation: R.O.B.B.E.R.S. [3.05]
Operation: F.O.U.N.T.A.I.N. [3.06]
Baby Numbuh 5: This mission is over, guys. Wet's go!
Baby Numbuh 2: (giggles) I just did!
Numbuh 5: (getting sprayed with the fountain of youth water) No, no, no!
(Water stops, Numbuh 5 is now a baby.)
Baby Numbuh 5: Weona! Pwease!
Leona: Abigail! Help!
Baby Numbuh 5: Why should I?! Meanie-face!
Leona: I was wrong! I should've trusted you guys!
Baby Numbuh 5: Yeah, you should have. (starts walking away, is stopped by Baby Numbuh 4)
Baby Numbuh 4: I thought you said we came here to save Weona?
Baby Numbuh 5: Change in pwans! She's an adult, and a jerk! (starts walking away again, but Baby Numbuh 4 pulls on her sleeve) Baby Numbuh 4: But she wants to be a kid! A big kid once told me: "We save kids. That's our job!"
(Baby Numbuh 5 thinks about this. She then looks at the other babyfied Kids Next Door. Baby Numbuh 1 sucks his thumb, smiles at Baby Numbuh 5)
Baby Numbuh 1: (in baby talk) How about you?
(Baby Numbuh 5 smiles, then sighs, knowing Baby Numbuh 4 and the others are right. She closes her eyes)
Baby Numbuh 5: Kids Next Door... (suddenly smiles, makes fists, and waves them in the air) Battle Stations!
Operation: B.U.T.T. [3.07]
Numbuh 1: Fellow Kids Next Door members, it has been an honor to battle adult tyranny alongside such brave warriors.
Numbuh 3: Oooh, kitten? Did you get me a kitten? Did you? Did you? Did you?
Numbuh 1: (ignoring Numbuh 3) So... It is with a heavy heart that I must resign from the Kids Next Door... Effective immediately.
Numbuh 3: Ooh, I know, I know! You brought me a parrot! Oh, they're so cute and wiiggly!!
Numbuh 5: (to Numbuh 1) Hold up. So we made you go to a stupid beach. That's not bad enough for you to just quit...
Numbuh 1: This is a private matter, Numbuh 5. I'm sorry.
Numbuh 4: Dude! You can't just QUIT!
Numbuh 1: Watch me. (leaves)
(Numbuh 1 decides to quit the Kids Next Door)
Numbuh 4: (to Numbuh 3; teary-eyed) No! Numbuh 1 just quit the team! He's not getting you a pony! He's not getting you ANYTHING! He's... He's gone! J-A-W-N! GONE! Don't you get it?!
Numbuh 2: Guys! I found this in Numbuh 1's room! (hands out a letter)
Numbuh 5: Lemme see that! (reads the letter) "Leave your team behind or we'll put your behind in the school yearbook!"
Numbuh 4: What does that mean?
Numbuh 5: I have no ide -- (takes out a very INTERESTING photo and had mixed emotions) Oh... Oh, oh NO...! Is that Nigel's hind-y?
Numbuh 2: (looks at the picture) Woow. That is one big BUTT!
Numbuh 4: Let me see! (takes the picture away and looks) WOAH. Ohohoho! WOOOW. Wohohohoooo... WOW!!
Numbuh 3: (stops crying and laughs) Where'd they get a camera that's BIG enough to capture ALL that tushie?
Numbuh 3: (all about Numbuh 1's photo of his butt) That is NOT gonna fit in the yearbook!
Numbuh 2: I say we put a BIG section in the REAR! (everyone except Numbuh 5 laugh) If I were Numbuh 1, I... I would just turn the other CHEEK! Hahahaha! (waving his butt to Numbuh 5)
Numbuh 5: (desperately trying not to laugh, but then gave in) BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Numbuh 1: (to the DCFDTL) You're DESPICABLE.
DCFDTL: Thank you, Nigel.
Operation: T.R.A.I.N.I.N.G. [3.08]
Operation: A.R.C.H.I.V.E. [3.09]
Kid General: Charge! (Kids run to attack the adults, then they see the giant robots) Run away like little girls!
Numbuh One: It's a lie! It's a lie! Everything you know is a lie! We have to rise up! Stop the oppression! Rise up, rise up, RISE UP AND- (Realizes how silly he looks to his history class) But I was just getting to the good part!
Mr Frybingle: Mr. Uno, that report has absolutely nothing to do with the Declaration of Independence.
Numbuh One: Doesn't it, Mr. Frybingle?
Numbuh Two: I liked the part with the giant robot war. (Starts mimicing machine gun noises)
Mr. Frybingle: Well I like when my students actually use their textbooks to write a report, and not their ridiculous imaginations! So I'm giving you (Numbuh One) a double F minus. (Bell rings)
Numbuh Two: Aw, he's crazy, Numbuh One! How could he not like the part with the water balloons?
Mr Frybingle: (Picks apple up off of desk, which turns out to be not a fruit but a phone) They know...
Operation: S.L.U.M.B.E.R. [3.10]
Operation: K.A.S.T.L.E. [3.11]
Operation: C.A.K.E.D.-T.H.R.E.E. [3.12]
Numbuh 5: (after Numbuh One asks for suggestions on how to take the DCFDTL's cake) I say we go down there with some kinda' giant robot to fight the giant robot you know they got waitin' fuh us. (later, when the DCFDTL's giant present-robot attacks them) What I say before? Giant Robot.
Numbuh 1: Any ideas?
Numbuh 4: I say we kick the crud out of them!
Numbuh 1: Simple.
Numbuh 3: We could ask them really nicely if they would just share the cake!
Numbuh 1: Simple minded.
Operation: L.O.C.K.D.O.W.N. [3.13]
Operation: G.R.A.D.U.A.T.E.S. [3.14]
(Numbuh 2's younger brother could not become and operative anymore, but he dramatically told the others that he would be "The Tommy.")
Numbuh 5: "I work alone. I am the Tommy!" Boy, he is definitely your younger brother, Numbuh 2.
(The others laugh. The show says End Transmission)
Numbuh 2: Heeeey, what's that supposed to mean?
[Numbuh 5 is trying to tell Numbuh 1 about Father's Animalization Ray]
- Numbuh 5: If...If this thing doesn't change ages, then what if that happened if-(Birthday suit breaks and her hand turns into a hoof)AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Operation: H.U.G.S. [3.15]
Operation: J.E.W.E.L.S. [3.16]
Heinrich Von Marzipan: Und vhy is zis candy is so important to you?
Numbuh 5: I am saving for a special occasion.
Numbuh 5: Sorry I was late Numbuh 1, I have to pick up yo gift.
Numbuh 1: Blurpleberry, Yuck!, You know I prefer cherry.
Operation: T.R.I.C.K.Y. [3.17]
Operation: U.N.C.O.O.L. [3.18]
Operation: P.R.E.S.I.D.E.N.T. [3.19]
Operation: H.O.S.P.I.T.A.L. [3.20]
(Sector V crashes through a hospital and Numbuh 1 approaches the counter.)
Numbuh 1: I am Numbuh 1 of the Kids Next Door. We have received intelligence that one of our fellow operatives has been injured and is being treated in this facility. As of the last three months, every Kids Next Door operative that has been in this hospital has been attacked by enemy agent and had their brains scram-lified. Because of your lack of security, Global Kids Next Door command has ordered my team to protect the nation from adult attack at all costs. I will require blueprints of this entire facility including information of all entry ports and emergency exits. I will also require scans and fingerprints of the entire staff over the agent thirteen, access to your computer networks, and details of your aerial defense systems! (waited for unresponsive answer) H-Hello? Helloo?
Nurse: (suddenly appears in the counter) OH HELLO! (shocks Numbuh 1) How can I help you?
Numbuh 1: (sighs in frustration) Uugh. I am Numbuh 1 of the ---
Numbuh 3: (suddenly butts in) WHERE IS HE?!! Tell me, tell me, tell me NOW!!! (breaks the glass window) Now, now, now, now, now, now!!! (suddenly gets pulled down by Numbuh 5)
Numbuh 5: Um, could you please direct us to Dr. Lincoln? He's my dad, and he's taking care of one of our friends.
Nurse: (surprised) Is that your boyfriend that's currently on the operating room right now?
Numbuh 4: Well, um... You must really LIKE this guy, huh...?
Numbuh 3: I don't like him, Numbuh 4. I LOVE HIM.
Numbuh 4: Uhh, listen, Numbuh 3... I-I know that you, uhh, LOVE this guy... But there's somethin' I have to say.
Numbuh 3: Yeees, Numbuh 4?
Numbuh 4: Um, I... Uhhh, umm... I wanted to tell you... That I think that... That... (smells something unpleasant) Pheeyow! YOU STINK!!
Numbuh 3: Ahh! You gotta a lot of nerve Mr., I'll-
Numbuh 4: You'll stick out the joint is what you'll- (the door to the surgery room opens and he gets smashed behind it) Hey, what's sticky Bradley doing here?
Numbuh 1: We sent Numbuh 6 to spy on Cree and we didn't expect him to visit a hospital. But like any good operative, he found a way to complete his assignment.
Numbuh 4: (holding his nose) Wait a second! (not holding his nose) We came here to protect Bradley?!? (points to Numbuh 3 who is holding Bradley) Then you... love... HEY!! You still think that stupid skunk is your baby? (gets hit by Bradley's laser)
Numbuh 5: Come on guys, let's beat it before somebody sees what you did to that operating room.
Numbuh 3: So... What did you really want to tell me Numbuh 4?
Numbuh 4: Oh, um your shoes un-tied.
Numbuh 3: (pauses then looks at him angrily) No, it's not!
Numbuh 4: Well, it was!
Numbuh 3: Nuh-ah! (they begin arguing down the hospital hallway)
Mr./Dr. Lincoln: (goes into the operating room) Well, well if it isn't my oldest daughter. What are y- a... pheeyow! We better operate immediately girl.
Operation: S.P.R.O.U.T. [3.21]
- Mrs. Beatles: [as Numbuh 4 ate a vegetable] Oh, I'm so proud of you, Wallabee! You'll be a big, strong adult at no time if you keep eating your Brussels sprouts!
- Numbuh 4: BRUSSELS SPROUTS?!
- Numbuh 1: All right Numbuh 4, what did you eat?
- Numbuh 4: [on the verge of 'vegetable sickness] Brussels sprouts...
- [everyone gasps]
- Numbuh 1: You didn't swallow it, did you?!
- Numbuh 4: I-I... Yes!
- Numbuh 4: I never meant to eat a vegetable... I'm-I'm sorry...
- Numbuh 5: Save your energy, Numbuh 4! We'll get that sprout.
- Numbuh 4: Really?
- Numbuh 5: Cross my heart and hope to... Uhh... Yeah, sure.-
- Numbuh 2: Let's go!
- Numbuh 3: [suddenly went inside the bathroom for a minute and came out; Numbuh 1 stares at her] What? You said "go"!
- Numbuh 1: Kids Next Door, battle stations! One!
- Numbuh 2: Two!
- Numbuh 3: Three!
- Numbuh 4: Ooooohhhweehhh...
- Numbuh 5: Man, he does not look good.
- Numbuh 1: [while inside Numbuh 4] We're being absorbed into Numbuh 4's brain juice! Numbuh 5, shoot the grapnel hook unto Numbuh 4's brain and swing us out!
- Numbuh 5: I don't know... The target is pretty small.
- Numbuh 1: Do it!
- Numbuh 5: Here goes nothin'!
- Numbuh 1: Hop in, Numbuh 3. How's the patient?
- Numbuh 4: [sickly] I... Want to... Clean my... Room...
- Numbuh 3: Oooh! Hurry guys, the sprout's taking over!
- Numbuh 1: [in getting the Brussels sprout] Two of us will have to go out there and attach cables by hand.
- Numbuh 5: All right, here's how we'll choose. Eenie, meenie, minie, I ain't goin in there.
- Numbuh 5: [while Numbuh 1 and Numbuh 2 is getting the Brussels sprout] Be careful out there, guys. Don't fall into that gross stomach juice.
- Numbuh 2: You don't have to tell me twice.
- Numbuh 5: [Numbuhs 1 and 2 will be sucked down in a whirlpool; the cable disconnected] The cable! Ohh, think fast, Numbuh 5. Think fast! [sets the ship in auto-pilot and attempts to dive towards Numbuh 4's stomach juice] Yeech, nasty! Numbuh 5 can't believe she's doing this!
- [Numbuh 1 and Numbuh 2 get to cross the rope]
- Numbuh 5: [connecting the cable with each other] Hurry... [Numbuh 1 crosses over her] Aww, watch the head!
- Numbuh 1: S-Sorry!
- Numbuh 2: L-Look out! [crosses over Numbuh 5, causing to her drown her] Sorry...!
- Numbuh 4: Erm, sorry about that.
- Mrs. Beatles: Ah, no worries, dear. Your father was just telling us an amusing story!
- Mr. Beatles: You see, I was just telling your mama about how we rode the pins. [Numbuh 4 gets bored and eats] Well, people used to say I was a pickle in the jar of the situation and... Why son, I don't know you like liver!
- Numbuh 4: [realizes] LIVER?!
Operation: H.O.U.N.D. [3.22]
Operation: R.A.B.B.I.T. [4.01]
Numbuh 2: Hey, We're the Kids Next Door, of course we'll get your bunny back, right after we'll get some lunch.
Numbuh 5: We'll help now!, But first ya gonna help us who did this?
Jessica: Mr. Heinrich, Mr. Heinrich Von Marzipan sir, The Temple is just ahead, just like I said sir, So now you wouldn't take my Hopsy-Mopsy away, Right?
Heinrich Von Marzipan: I vould never do zat, mein Jessica. Onvard!, Schnell!, Schnell!
Numbuh 2: Look, all that I'm saying is before anything goes chasing down some bad guy at the jungle gym to get some lunch, At the very least they have some french fries to keep the energy up.
Numbuh 5: Numbuh 2, If we don't get that rabbit back, those first graders won't survive until their parents pick them up, Now are you ready?
Numbuh 2: Pfft, Ready for lunch. I'm joking, I'm joking, Sheesh, So, How far does this jungle gym go?
Numbuh 5: Nobody knows, Nobody knows, Nobody knows, Nobody knows.
Numbuh 2: Did you hear that?
Numbuh 5: Hm-hm, Whatever they up to, It's already started.
Jessica: Nnnoo!, You said "you wouldn't take my Hopsy-Mopsy!"
Heinrich Von Marzipan: Ach, Liebchen, I say so many zings I do not mean, Like, "Oh no gumdrops for me." or "Who vould like some uf mein lollipops?", Start on ze test!
Operation: F.L.U.S.H. [4.02]
Operation: F.O.O.D.F.I.T.E. [4.03]
Operation: C.L.U.E.S. [4.04]
Operation: N.U.G.G.E.T. [4.05]
Operation: M.A.C.A.R.R.O.N.I. [4.06]
[Numbuh 13 ruined the Monkey Lisa Macaroni Painting. Numbuh 3 held it sadly.]
Numbuh 3: I couldn't save the Monkey Lisa!
Numbuh 5:Aww, don't worry. Numbuh Five'll just make another one.
Numbuh 1: Well, at least the mission wasn't a total failure.
Numbuh 2: What are you talking about? It was a disaster.
Numbuh 1: Notice anyone missing?
[Numbuh 13 was gone. Numbuh 3 looked around and smiled.]
Operation: P.O.O.L. [4.07]
[Negative Numbuh 1 and Eizzil talk to Numbuh 4.]
Negative Numbuh 1: Yeah, what Eizzil said.
Eizzil: [Whispering] Lizzie.
Negative Numbuh 1: I mean, Lizzie... [Out loud:] Thanks, Eizzil, that was a close one.
[Numbuh 4 looked at Negative Numbuh 3's eyes and knew who she was.]
Numbuh 4: Wait a minute. You're not Kuki! You're some kind of nega-version of Numbuh 3!
Negative Numbuh 3: I thought you said he was the stupid one.
Eizzil: They can tell who you are in this world by looking at your eyes.
Numbuh 4: It's called being a friend!
[Numbuh 4 was answering Negative Numbuh 3]
Numbuh 4: Let me get this straight. You want me to betray my buddies so I could work for you? [punches Negative Numbuh Three] You must be from another world!
[Numbuh 1 answers Negative Numbuh 86 about joining Negative Numbuh 4]
Numbuh 1: None of us will join by someone who rules by fear.
[Negative Numbuh 86 and Numbuh 1 talk.]
Negative Numbuh 86: [In grief] ...If Negative Numbuh Four rules the other world, he'll be unstoppable.
Numbuh 1: All the more reason to stop him now.
Operation: C.A.K.E.D.-F.O.U.R. [4.08]
Operation: S.I.T.T.E.R. [4.09]
Operation: S.A.T.U.R.N. [4.10]
(the ship starts to uncover while the Rainbow Monkey theme song plays)
Numbuh 4: Ugh! If killing us wasn't bad enough, now they're singing their cruddy song!
Operation: C.H.O.C.O.L.A.T.E. [4.11]
Numbuh 5: Heiny.
Heinrich Von Marzipan: Abigail, Not content vith mere victory, I see?, You haff come here to rubbing mein face!, Haffn't you?
Numbuh 5: I just thought, I'd bring you a little bit of something, Give me a call when you're less bitter and little more sweet. See around Heiny.
Heinrich Von Marzipan: Mine, mine, Cheeseburger, Oh, bless you Abigail Lincoln, Bless you., Oh sehr gut, Ach Ja, Pickles!, Ach du liebe!, How I hate ze pickles!
Operation: M.A.T.A.D.O.R. [4.12]
Operation: L.U.N.C.H. [4.13]
Operation: M.U.N.C.H.I.E.S. [4.14]
Operation: K.N.O.T. [4.15]
Operation: C.L.O.S.E.T. [4.16]
Operation: S.N.O.W.I.N.G. [4.17]
- Jimmy: And maybe I will learn what it really means... to love.
- Numbuh 4: Ughhh! Get these guys to the Arctic Prison before I get totally sick! (Numbuh 44 leaves with captives.)
- Numbuh 4: (Mocking imitation voice) 'Maybe I'll learn to love', oooooh 'I love you'... PLEH! (Numbuh 3 looks sad) You will never catch me acting like that... (Numbuh 4 faces Numbuh 3 with his eyes closed. She starts getting mad)
...not with anyone. (Opens his eyes. Numbuh 3 is shaking with anger)
- Numbuh 3: Grrrrrrr (pushes Numbuh 4 down, then stomps off) ...ahhhh. (Numbuh 2 chuckles)
- Numbuh 5: Ooh, your in trouble.
- Numbuh 4: What? What did I say?
Operation: M.A.U.R.I.C.E. [4.18]
Numbuh 5: I...I...I give up.
Cree: Say again?
Numbuh 5: I give up. What's the point? My sister's a teen, the greatest Kid Next Door I ever knew is a teen, and I'll be a teen soon enough. I mean, just look at me. I'm practically a teen now! I can't keep fightin' it. I just... I give up.
Cree: Oh Abby, you have no idea how long I've waited for you to say that! Come give your big sister a hug! (The building explodes) You...you tricked me again!
Numbuh 5: No...I didn't!--
Maurice: Look out! The Kids Next Door are here!
(Cree falls, Maurice shows bombs in his hands)
Maurice: Never give up.
Maurice: I wasn't really decomissioned. I'm not permitted to tell you everything, but a few of us have been selected to remain Kids Next Door after our thirteenth birthday! We act as a super secret covert unit to infiltrate teenage and even adult facilities to gather information for the Kids Next Door Global command.
Numbuh 5: (surprised and inspired) Woooow...
Maurice: But you can't tell anyone. Not even those in your sector, got it? (Numbuh 5 nods.) Good. Who knows? Maybe they'll recruit you on your thirteenth birthday. Now, get out of here, Abby. I got to finish this thing.
(Numbuh 5 goes, but she comes back a few seconds later to hug Maurice)
Numbuh 5: Good luck, Maurice. You're still the best there is.
(Maurice smiles and Numbuh 5 leaves)
(Numbuh 5 looks out of the window of a ship, and Numbuh 3 scolds her for going to a mission when she had the chicken pox)
Numbuh 3: ...Are you nuts?! Numbuh 5, why are you smiling?
Numbuh 5: (laughs; teary eyed)...It's a secret, Kuki.
Teenager: (to Numbuh 5) Dude, can I like... Help you?
Numbuh 5: I want two things! My friend Maurice back, and the butt of the girl who did this to me! (shows her chicken pox)
(after the invasion of teenagers in Numbuh 9's room; three years ago)
Numbuh 100: Report, Numbuh 9!
Numbuh 9/Maurice: The trap worked, sir. I managed to obtain one of their weapons, but the teens were too strong for us. We have lost Numbuhs 8a and 8b.
Numbuh 86: I'm afraid... They've been poxed sir.
Numbuh 100: Well, you did your best.
Numbuh 11/Cree: But we weren't good enough, were we?
Numbuh 11: Don't worry, Numbuh 100. We'll... (Numbuh 5 pats her shoulder) Huh?
Numbuh 5: Cree, here's your hat, sis.
Numbuh 11: (accepts, but places it in Numbuh 5's head) You keep it. You did great on your second mission. You earned it Abby -- I mean -- Numbuh 5.
Numbuh 11: Numbuh 100, as team leader of Sector V, I take full responsibility for the failure of this mission.
Numbuh 9: No! This mission is my idea, Cree. It's my responsibility. (starts a speech) And from this day forward, I will lead my sector and scour the earth in quest to find the teens' pox! I swear I will never, ever --
Maurice's mother: (interrupts) Hello... Sorry to interrupt your pretending, but I thought you kids would like a break and have some of mommy's homemade oat meal cookies!
Numbuh 9: Moom! I'm in the middle of a life-defining speech here!
Maurice's mother: Sorry hon. I'll just leave them in the kitchen!
Numbuh 9: Aaargh. Now, where was I?
Numbuh 11: That you will never rest...
Numbuh 5: ...until you...?
Numbuh 9: Oh yeah! (continues speech) I swear, I will never rest until I discover the source of the teens' pox! And totally, I will really, completely destroy it!!
(switches to the present)
Numbuh 86: Sorry to interrupt, but it's time to blow out the candles.
Numbuh 9: (stands up and makes a farewell speech) My fellow Kids Next Door, it's been an honor battling adult tyranny by your side. I'd like to say I'll remember you all forever, but as you know, my decomissioning will erase all memories of you, brave exploits, and our fun times together. So let me just thank each and everyone of you... For the best years of my life, Kids Next Door RULES!
All kids: (teary-eyed) KIDS NEXT DOOR RULES!
Numbuh 86: Numbuh 9, you can blow out your candles now. (Maurice blows the candles; Numbuh 86 cries) Happy birthday, Maurice.
Singer: I HATE KIDS!!! KIDS ARE RATS!!! KIDS ARE STOOPID!!! I HATE KIDS!!! GIVE THEM PUNCHIES!!! STOOPID, STOOPID KIDS!!! I HATE KIDS A LOT!!! DOGGONE KIDS!!!
Mr. Lincoln: Well, well, well! If it isn't the young man with the flowers, and the stems, and... OOOHH!! You know what I'm talkin' about!
Maurice: Hi, Dr. Lincoln. Is Cree home?
Mr. Lincoln: Well suure she is! She's recoverin' from the chicken pox, in the living room, with the sister, on the couch... (gurgles) Oh Cree! You got a visitor, with the...
Maurice: Hey Cree.
Cree: Oh, Maurice! Are these flowers for moi?
Maurice: Sorry 'bout your illness.
Cree: Ohh, there's no need for you to be sorry. It's not your fault. (glares at Numbuh 5)
Numbuh 5: Heh! I know it ain't my fault.
Cree: (whispers) Listen, Maurice. I got a new plan to punish those KNDorks, but I need your help.
Maurice: Sure Cree. I'll do whatever I can.
(winks at Numbuh 5, and Numbuh 5 winks back)
Operation: L.O.V.E. [4.19]
Operation: C.O.U.C.H. [4.20]
Operation: D.O.D.G.E.B.A.L.L. [4.21]
Numbuh 4: Thats why no adults can play the game. Its a proven fact. Numbuh 2: And you get these facts from where exactly? Numbuh 4: I make them up, that way I know theyre true
[Numbuh 2 and Numbuh 4 find a ransom note at Numbuh 4's house. Numbuh 2 reads it.]
Numbuh 4: (sadly) But I don't understand.
Numbuh 2: I know. It's terrible.
Numbuh 4: No, I mean I don't understand. What's that word?
Numbuh 2: (frustratedly) Ugh! It says: "I have your mom and dad and baby brother. Meet me at the tower...or else. Signed the Dodgeball Wizard."
Numbuh 4: Well, we'll meet him all right. Only this time, it's personal.
Numbuh 2: How can it be personal? You've never even met the guy.
Numbuh 4: I know. I just always wanted to say that. (grins and says dramatically) This time, it's personal.
[The Dodgeball wizard thought he won the dodgeball game against Numbuh 4's baby brother, Joey]
Dodgeball Wizard: Ooh, Mama! Break it down! Go, Wizard! Go, Wizard! Go, Wizard! Yeah!
Operation: F.E.R.A.L. [4.22]
Numbuh 1: (while running away from the DCFDTL) Numbuh 5, come in! I have the tablet. Listen carefully: the code is... (suddenly get slammed in the face, and fell down unconscious from the plane) Oowehyehwehyeeeehhh...
Numbuh 5: Oowehyehwehyeeeehhh...? Is that part of the code? Hey! Numbuh 1!
Numbuh 5: (when she saw Numbuh 1's clothes scattered) What the--?
Numbuh 4: Numbuh 1!! He's... Evaponarated! (bursts out crying)
Numbuh 3: And he's the only one who saw the code! (bursts out crying too)
Numbuh 5: Knock it off you two! Numbuh 1 just... Took his clothes off, that's all! Now the question is... Why?
Numbuh 86: (after Numbuh 1 turned into a monkey) Well... The first thing we have to do is to appoint a new leader for your sector.
Numbuh 3: Who cares who's leader? We need to get Numbuh 1 back to his old self!
Numbuh 86: We have rules, Numbuh 3. All sector must have a leader! Even if it's temporary.
Numbuh 4: (eager) Ooh! Ooh! Ooh Ooh! Ooooohhh!!!!
Numbuh 5: Don't look at me. Been there, done that, not doin' it again. Especially that you-know-what happened.
Numbuh 86: (sincerely) Of course Numbuh 5. (angrily) Then who's it gonna be?!!
Numbuh 4: Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!
Numbuh 5: (thinks) I know, what about... You, Numbuh 2?
Numbuh 2: I don't know... Leaders don't get to pilot their own ships. I'll pass.
Numbuh 4: (kneels in front of Numbuh 86) Oh pleease! Oh please, please! Oh pleease! Pleeaase...
Numbuh 86: Hmm... Are you sure, Numbuh 2?
Numbuh 2: Absotively posulutely!
Numbuh 86: Well, I guess I'll have to figure out who it should be. (Numbuh 4 displays fireworks in the background saying "Choose Me!") Now, let's see... (Numbuh 4 appears in front and gave a dance number) Okay, that decides it! The new temporary leader is... Numbuh... 3!
Numbuh 3: (happily) Me? Okay! First mission is... (angrily) GET NUMBUH 1 BACK SO HE CAN TELL ME THAT CODE!!!
Operation: N.A.U.G.H.T.Y. [5.01]
DCFDTL: (the REINDEER System turn them into Grinch-like monsters) Help us, please! You must help us!
Operation: E.L.E.C.T.I.O.N.S. [5.02]
DCFDTL: Thank you fellow students for electing US as your new president. We think you'll find the rest of the school year to be quite... DELIGHTFUL.
Operation: D.U.C.K.Y. [5.03]
Operation: D.I.A.P.E.R. [5.04]
- Numbuh 2: "Alright, where'd that baby go?"
- Numbuh 2: "AAAH! I'm hit! everything's going stinky!"
Operation: B.U.L.L.I.E.S. [5.05]
Operation: F.I.S.H.Y. [5.06]
Operation: B.R.E.A.K.U.P. [5.07]
Operation: S.A.F.A.R.I. [5.08]
Operation: V.I.R.U.S. [5.09]
Numbuh 1: (regarding the teens' PROM) Now, I'm going to flow the meeting to Numbuh 2, who has prepared an elaborate computer stimulation of our plan to solve!
Numbuh 4: Oh yeah! This is gonna rock!
Numbuh 2: Well... I haven't had time to make computer stimulation, so... I made a diorama instead! But this should still explain the basic attack the same way. First, we'll be like OOOOOGHH Waaahh WOOOSSHH! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! The teenagers go WAAAAHHHH!!!! It's the Kids Next Door!! Then we're like WOOOO! Then they're like WAAAAHHH!!! Then we will be like RRRAARRGHH!! RARARARAGGRGHH!! Then they'll go OH NO, PLEASE! We surrender! (ends up destroying his diorama and smiles)
Numbuh 4: That's the same diarrhea thing you made in my History class!
Cree: (smashes through the treehouse) Where is my sister?!
Numbuh 1: Well, if it isn't Cree Lincoln. May I ask what you want with Numbuh 5?
Cree: Where is she?!
Numbuh 1: Why don't you try looking here? (shows a 2x4 weapon, which being destroyed by Cree)
Cree: Nice shot, kid. Any more tricks up your sleeve?
Numbuh 1: Maybe not my sleeve, teenager, but definitely in my back pocket! (shows another 2x4 weapon, but was destroyed again)
And in my armpit! (again)
And my sock! (again)
And under my belt! (again)
And under my collar! (again)
And my other sock! (again; and does this multiple times until he shows a comb)
And uhh... My uhh... Well... That's it. (comb got destroyed)
Cree: You better hand her over now, before I turn this stupid tree house upside-down!
Numbuh 1: Go ahead and try it. (scene changes, the tree house now upside-down) Wow... I didn't think you could do it.
Numbuh 2: (in a parachute; Cree appears before him) Cree! (romanticizes) You know, if you wanted to get together, all you have to do is call... (Cree shoots a string from the parachute) Aaaaahhh!
Cree: My sister! Where is she?
Numbuh 2: (still romanticizing) Let's not talk about her. Let's talk about you. (Cree shoots another string) Waaahahhhh!! I mean... (Cree shoots another) Aaaaahhhhah! You think... (another) Waaaahhhh!! (another) AAAAAGGHHH!! No, stop, please, please...!
Cree: Where is my sister?! (shoots the last string)
Numbuh 2: (gasps) Numbuh 5 was supposed to be with me but she just went with Numbuh 3 and Numbuh 4! (falls) AAAAAAHHH!
Cree: (grabs him) And where are they?
Numbuh 2: McClintock's Gym, 2.77! (back to romanicizing) Could I get a big thank you smooch now? (attempts to kiss Cree, but Cree lets go of him and let him fall) AAAAAAAAAaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!! (doesn't realize he was now on the ground) Oh, uhh... (realizes and laughs)
Numbuh 2: Okay, so... Give me a call later!
Cree: I need Abby!
Numbuh 4: We haven't seen her all day!
Cree: You lie!
Numbuh 3: No, we really haven't seen her anywhere! I know I haven't. (giggles) I think...? Oh no wait, wait, let me think. I might've seen her yesterday... Tell me, does she wore a hat...?
Cree: (flares up) YOU'RE WASTING MY TIME!!
(Numbuh 5 and Cree fights)
Numbuh 5: Let me speak!
Cree: Why should I ever listen to you?! Without that antidote, it's over for me! And it's your stupid Kids Next Door's fault!
Numbuh 5: No! That's why Numbuh 5 had got it for you! (shows antidote)
Cree: You did...?
Numbuh 5: I told the Kids Next Door to tryin' out the new strain unpoppable zit on your prom night was goin' too far!
Cree: (gets teary-eyed) You... You did that for me? After all I've done to you and the Kids Next Door?
Numbuh 5: Well, you may be my archenemy, but you're still my sister. Now come here, let's see if this junk works. (Cree shows her 'strain unpoppable zit') EEW! Nasty! Those Kids Next Door scientist did a nice work, huh?
(Numbuh 5 applies the antidote to Cree, and Cree cried the tears of joy)
Operation: O.U.T.B.R.E.A.K. [5.10]
Operation: C.A.N.Y.O.N. [5.11]
Operation: H.O.L.I.D.A.Y. [5.12]
- Numbuh 3:Toilet-paper tube to chew on, sir? Chew tube? Would you like a chew tube? Chew tube for you?
[ Squeaking ] okay, I'll bring you your sunflower seeds in a second! Chew tu-- r-r-r-r-r-r! Demetri! What did I say about squirting soda on a national flight?!
Operation: C.A.K.E.D.-.F.I.V.E. [5.13]
Numbuh 86 whispers to Father about Numbuh 19th Century.]
Numbuh 86: He's from the 19th Century.
Father: The 19th Century? Get out of here.
Numbuh 86: It's true. He's like, never seen cars and stuff. Go on. Ask him something.
Father:[Calling to Numbuh 19th Century} Hey, kid?! Do you want to watch cartoons, on the television?
Numbuh 19th Century: What are cartoons? And what is this thing called...tel-e-vision?
[Father and Numbuh 86 laughs.]
[Numbuh 3 tricks the Ice Cream Henchman to look behind himself.]
Numbuh 3: I'll take one of those! [ice cream]
Henchman: One of what?
[She tries to squeeze his shoulder to make him unconscious, but it did not work.]
Henchman: What are you doing?
Numbuh 3: Eh, sorry.
Numbuh 5: Hello. Try this.
[Numbuh 5 uses a S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R.]
[Numbuh 5 disguised herself as henchman]
Henchman: Hey, aren't you a little short to be an ice cream man?
Numbuh 5: Aw, come on. I'm taller than that guy.
[He looks away. Numbuh 3 tries to squeeze his shoulder but it did not work again.]
Henchman: Thanks! I had the worst crick in the shoulder--
[Numbuh 5 uses an ice cream gun.]
Numbuh 5: Try this next time.
Operation: R.E.C.R.U.I.T. [5.14]
Numbuh 2: (After he investigates Bobby with his scanner) Risky.
Numbuh 4: Aaaargh!!! (pushes Bobby to the wall) Thought you could get sneakin' with a spidertron fight recorder, huh?! (takes out a video game from Bobby and smashes it)
Numbuh 2: Uh, Numbuh 4, that was just a video game.
Numbuh 4: I know. I just like smashing rookie stuff.
Bobby: Um... Am I in the Kids Next Door now?
Numbuh 2: Billy, Billy, Billy.
Bobby: Uh, it's Bobby.
Numbuh 2: Whatever. You haven't even met him yet.
Operation: D.A.D.D.Y. [5.15]
Operation: C.L.O.W.N. [5.16]
Operation: H.O.T.S.T.U.F.F. [5.18]
Operation: M.I.S.S.I.O.N. [5.19]
Operation: E.N.G.L.A.N.D. [5.20]
Numbuh 122: "Fight?!? Over a Rainbow Monkey book?!? What do you think we are? Americans?"
Numbuh 1: (talking in British slang, apparently telling a funny story or a joke)
Other characters: "[Laughing]"
Mr Uno: "That's a good'un son!"
Numbuh 1: "yet, I have no idea what I just said"
Numbuh 1: "You wanna get your hand off me?!"
Numbuh 513: "You wanna make me?!"
Numbuh 1: "I don't make trash. I just burn it!"
Numbuh 513: "And I don't eat me chips in a lorry when the vicar's pushin' the pram 'cross the square!"
Numbuh 1: "AND I DON'T--- What the heck's a lorry?!"
Operation: A.W.A.R.D.S [5.21]
Operation: L.I.C.O.R.I.C.E. [5.22]
Numbuh 5: Oh Hey Heiny!
Heinrich Von Marzipan: Abigail, I, I, never got ein chance to zank you for saving me.
Numbuh 5: Oh thats cool, Maybe this makes us even for Guatemala?
Heinrich Von Marzipan: Not even close!, Not even if you saved mein life two zousand times!, I!
Numbuh 5: Chill out, man. Numbuh 5 was just kidding. Besides, you can thank me once we get back.
Heinrich Von Marzipan: Uh, Back vhere, Fery funny, Abigail Lincoln!, I'll get out!, Und I'll finally haff mein revenge on you, Abigail!
Operation: H.O.M.E. [5.23]
Operation: I.T. [5.24]
(talking to KND Operatives via computers)
Numbuh 362: Huh? Okay. We're on it. Bye! (to another computer) Look, I don't care what level you are, Numbuh 105. Put that video game down, and find what Knightbrace is doing at the kipsie! (to another computer) Sector V, D, Q, I told you I want that broccoli bar shut down ASA now! Moonbase out! (bumps on Numbuh 65.3)
Numbuh 65.3: Sir! I need these official orders signed 73.0 seconds ago!
Numbuh 362: I'm sorry, Numbuh 65.3... (gets hit by a frisbee) Aw!
KND Operative 1: Hey, little help, Numbuh 362?
Numbuh 362: (picks the frisbee and throws it back) Would you guys mind playing Whizbee on the Whizbee deck and not on my bridge?
KND Operative 1: Uhh, yes sir ma'am! (to another operative) Hey dude, go on this time!
Numbuh 65.3: Sir! What about those papers that need authorization?
Numbuh 362: Uhh... I...
Numbuh 96 (Dana): Numbuh 362! Sector B is under attack by angry history teacher!
KND Operative 2: Sir! The cotton candy machine is filled with ants!
(random operatives came and kept babbling to Numbuh 362)
Numbuh 362: (tensed) Uh, Uh-huh... Okay... I'll get on that... Yeah, I'll try... (gets hit again with a frisbee) AWW!!
KND Operative 1: A little help, Numbuh 362!
Numbuh 362: (flared up) THAAT'S IT!! I want every Kids Next Door Operative at the Kids Next Door Super Convention Center for a quick-topelate portanic super secret meeting at 0500!!
Numbuh 2: Oh, boy! If Numbuh 362 called for a meeting here, it's gotta be something really cool!
Numbuh 1: (enthusiastically) Maybe she's gonna commend us in front of everyone for our defeat of the mid-west moment of homemade coastal beast!
Numbuh 4: Well, whatever this is about, it better be quick... I gotta pee so bad, I...
Numbuh 86: KIDS NEXT DOOR, ATTENTIOOON!!!
Numbuh 362: At ease, everyone. I've got something super-double important to tell you all. It's something that I hate to do, but simply can't wait any longer. I'd like to say...
Numbuh 4: Ooooh! Ooh! Oooooohh!! Oooh! Ooooohhh!! Numbuh 362!
Numbuh 362: Yeeesss, Numbuh 4?
Numbuh 4: Can I go to the bathroom? Pleeeeaaasse?!
Numbuh 362: Can't it wait? I'm kind of in the middle of something important here...
Numbuh 4: But really... Reaally... REEAAALLYY...!!
Numbuh 362: (angry) OKAY! Just go already!
Numbuh 4: YESS!! (left for the bathroom)
Numbuh 362: What I was trying to say is that running this organization is all-consuming job. One that requires strength, patience, and your willingness to share your candy with everyone. At this point, I feel I have exhausted those very things. So it is this time, my fellow Kids Next Door, that I must say... (to Numbuh 86) TAG! You're it!
Numbuh 86: HAAAAH?! (everyone gets shocked and emptied the stadium) I'm it?! What'll I do? What'll I do?!
Numbuh 4: (just got out of the bathroom) Hey... Thought I was gonna explode the... Hey, where'd everybody go?
Numbuh 86: TAG! You're it!
Numbuh 4: Hey! Come back here!
(Numbuh 362 surprised with Numbuh 1)
Numbuh 1: Relax! It's just me.
Numbuh 362: Ugh, sorry Numbuh 1... I thought you might be it.
Numbuh 1: Yeeah... Wouldn't want that one now, would we?
Numbuh 1: So... Why don't you want to be it now, Rachel? Isn't it fun anymore?
Numbuh 362: Fun? Everyone knows there's nothing fun about being Supreme Leader of the Kids Next Door! That's why we have that stupid game of tag to decide who does it.
Numbuh 1: But you wanted the job back when Chad left, and you've been the best one yet! I mean, other your leadership, there's been a 60% reduction of the world's broccoli supply!
Numbuh 362: Please. It's operatives like you do the real work. I'm just stuck on the moon base doing paperwork, I don't get to go on missions anymore, I have to feed eleventy hundred kids with short attention spans organized... I JUST don't want to do it anymore, Nigel... So I called in a game of tag. Whoever's it at noon, leading the Kids Next Door will be their problem.
Numbuh 1: You know... I once thought I might be a great Supreme Leader. But then, one day I realized I probably couldn't handle the pressure.
Numbuh 362: Really? When did you realize that?
Numbuh 1: Just now.
Numbuh 1: Some people like Numbuh 100, Numbuh 274, like YOU, would mean for this job. You're smart, organized, and know just when it's time to take a cookie break. Sure it's hard, but I'll bet that's what makes it exciting for you. I hate to see you give that up.
Numbuh 362: Thanks Nigel, but no thanks. I think I'm done. (offers her hand)
Numbuh 1: I don't think you would've touch me. After all, I'm IT. (Numbuh 362 gets shocked) Good luck, Rachel... Whatever you decide.
Numbuh 3: (after tagging Numbuh 65.3) YEY! I'm not it!
Numbuh 13: This one?
Hotdog Seller: No.
Numbuh 13: What about that one?
Hotdog Seller: Grrr... I told you a hundred time already! No money, no hotdog!
Numbuh 13: THIIIIS one?
Hotdog Seller: GRRRR! (spanks head)
Numbuh 13: (Numbuh 65.3 pats him) Yeess?
Numbuh 65.3: TAG... You're it... (collapsed)
Numbuh 13: (happy) Hotdog! I'm gonna be the leader of the Kids Next Door!
KND Operative: OH NO, YOU'RE NOT!!
(bunch of KND Operatives stick and get tagged by themselves)
(Numbuh 44 is trying to tag a Jamaican operative, Numbuh 1-Love)
Numbuh 1-Love: (points a S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R.) Don't even try, man.
Numbuh 2: Man, that was close, but no one will ever find me in my uncharted super sequence sub-portable hiding spot. (a hologram of Numbuh 5 suddenly appeared in front) AAAAAHHH!!
Numbuh 5: Oh, c'mon, man. Everybody knows you've come up here to read Rainbow Monkeys "In Love Romance" comic books.
Numbuh 2: NO! I-I-I-I-I-I-I just read them for the, uh, video game ads! I SWEAR IT!
Numbuh 5: Speakin' of it, you're about to be, BABY! (released T.A.G.G. missiles)
(after Numbuh 2 successfully over-powering Numbuh 5)
Numbuh 5: (pants) WOW! You are just too good for me. You gotta give me five or never, baby.
Numbuh 2: Well, when you're king of the skies, you're king of the... ('accidentally' high-fived with Numbuh 5)
Numbuh 5: More like king of the suckers, baby! TAG, you're it!
Numbuh 1: Chewy pellets? (Numbuh 362 gets shocked again) Don't worry, Rachel. I'm not it anymore. Are you sure you don't want to be? Time's almost up.
Numbuh 362: Well then... Whoever's it has gotta been totally wetting themselves right now.
Operation: S.A.F.E.T.Y. [6.01]
Operation: R.E.C.E.S.S. [6.02]
Operation: H.A.M.S.T.E.R. [6.03]
Operation: W.H.I.T.E.-H.O.U.S.E. [6.04]
Nigel: Ask me anything about the Kids Next Door!
Abigail: Who was the leader when you were in basic training?
Nigel: Numbuh 100!
Abigail: Where is Sector I located?
Abigail: When did you pass the Kids Next Door entrance exam?
Nigel: I didn't pass it... You... You hacked into the system and changed my grades so I get here.
Abigail: Who had a crush on Numbuh 3? And don't say Numbuh 4!
(Vice President Hoagie Gilligan arrived)
Abigail: Oh, hello, Numbuh 2.
Hoagie: I told you not to call me that, you weirdo! I am Vice President of the United States.
(2x4 weapon L.E.M.O.N.A.D.E. rolled towards General Wallabee Beatles)
Wallabee: Hey, what's that?
Abigail: You mean, you don't remember, Numbuh 4? That's a L.E.M.O.N.A.D.E..
Wallabee: Oh, crud. (weapon explodes)
(about signing the bill)
Hoagie: Why are you always so stubborn?! Sign the stupid bill before we make you sign it! Look, you're surrounded!
Nigel: No, no, no...! (bumps on Kuki)
Kuki: Mr. President, as your most trusted advisor, I highly recommend signing the bill.
Nigel: No, no, I won't! (bumps on Wallabee)
Wallabee: If you don't sign it, then I'll get to kick your butt before I make you sign it!
Nigel: No... No...!
Numbuh 1600: Just sign it and go home, Numbuh 1. We'll be okay here.
Nigel: (stares at everyone) NO. I'll never betray the Kids Next Door even if I am an adult!
Wallabee: Attention, Kids Next Doofus! You have 5 seconds to hand over President Uno before we butt out your cruddy tree house and a lots of cruddy trees! (starts counting) One... Uhh, what comes next? Uhh, the loopy one, right? (after a few moments) Is it 64? Oh no, no, no, don't tell me! (get attacked)
Numbuh 5000: No time! Come on, I'll take you to Numbuh 5.
Nigel: Numbuh 5? You know where she is?
Numbuh 5000: Of course, I do. She's my mom!
Nigel: So, Numbuh 1600, why did you finally decided to help me?
Numbuh 1600: I realized you were Numbuh 1 when you cut off your hair. Nothing could make my real father do that. Man, how cool it'll be if you really were my dad!
Nigel: Well, if you were my son, I would be very proud of you.
Wallabee: All troops, ready to fire at three! Uhh... Darn, what was it? Argh, forget it! FIRE!!
(Numbuh 1 wakes up as the adult president of the US, Nigel Uno and screams; his bodyguards namely adults Fanny [Numbuh 86], Chad [Numbuh 274] and 2 more arrived and thought the president is in danger)
Bodyguard 1: (drowns Nigel into a toilet bowl) Are you all right, President Uno?
Nigel: PRESIDENT?! T-There must be some kind of mistake! I-I am not the President of the United States!
Kuki: (just arrived) President Uno, sir?! You can't do a press conference in your boxers! At least not in your second term. (calls on stylists)
Nigel: Numbuh 3?! I-Is that you...?
Kuki: Here we are sir, and perfect timing. Your son is already here.
Nigel: SON?! I-I-I-I-I h-have a s-s-son?!
Kuki: (VERY sarcastic) I know. You got so busy you forget sometimes. Shirley, come meet your dad.
Shirley: (in the 'delightful' manner) Yes, father? You need any chores done?
Nigel: My son's name is Shirley?!
Kuki: Your wife wanted a girl, sir.
Nigel: I AM MARRIED?!
Nigel: L-L-Lizzie...? We're... MARRIED?
Lizzie: Nooo... I became first lady by mail order. (fired up) OF COURSE WE'RE MARRIED!!
Lizzie: Don't forget to smile!
Shirley: (delightful) Yes, mother.
Lizzie: Not you! I was talking to Nigel!
Hoagie: I don't see why he get to be president!
Wallabee: It's the hair. He's got great hair.
Hoagie: Well, I've got great hair too!
Kuki: (sarcastic) Yeah, but yours is on your lip.
Numbuh 1600: Who broke into our tree house?
Numbuh 5000: It's your dad, sir!
Nigel: Wha...? (gasps) YOU'RE the leader of Sector V? SHIRLEY?
Numbuh 1600: Don't call me that! Around here, I'm called Veego.
Nigel: Veego? You'd be better off being Shirley.
Numbuh 1600: Grrrr! Just call me Numbuh 1600, okay?!
Operation: S.P.I.N.A.C.H. [6.05]
[A few Spinach Henchmen chant]
Spinach Henchmen: Eat Spinach-us or else-us, we sing-us
Operation: M.E.S.S.A.G.E. [6.06]
Operation: B.R.I.D.G.E [6.07]
Operation: S.I.X. [6.08]
[Numbuh 2 walks to a truck with a Rainbow Monky theme]
Numbuh 2: [Surprised] This can't be the truck.
[Numbuh 2 presses the button on his key. The truck beeps the "Rainbow Monkey" theme song]
Numbuh 2: [Disappointed] It is the truck.
Operation: T.R.I.C.Y.C.L.E. [6.09]
Operation: C.R.I.M.E. [6.10]
Operation: P.A.R.T.Y. [6.11]
[A rock band introduces themselves to the Delightful Children.]
The Upper Crusts: ...We are the Upper Crusts.
DCFDTL: The who?
The Upper Crusts: No. The Upper Crusts.
Operation: P.L.A.N.E.T. [6.12]
Operation: D.O.G.H.O.U.S.E. [6.13]
Operation: S.C.I.E.N.C.E. [6.14]
Operation: A.M.I.S.H. [6.15]
(Numbuh Jedediah wakes up Numbuh 2, who is sleeping in a barn.)
Numbuh Jedediah: Wake up.
Numbuh 2: Are you kidding me? It's like, 4 in the morning!
Numbuh Jedediah: (a little surprised) I know. Must have overslept.
Operation: G.I.R.L.F.R.I.E.N.D. [6.16]
Numbuh 1 Shut up and Let me say I'm sorry
Operation: C.A.R.A.M.E.L. [6.17]
Numbuh 5: Hey Heiny, Hard to believe it's five years since the last time we were here in Guatemala. Ah, just a couple of candy hunters after the ultimate prize, and I see you're doing it again. Haven't yo learnt ya lesson?
Heinrich Von Marzipan: Zis time, it is different, zis time it's to get back, vhat I lost. You see, I found out how.
Numbuh 5: Really?
Heinrich Von Marzipan: Ja, und I could use you help. If you could chust hand me vone uf zose bags uf sugar, I'll finish ze circle, und all vill be as it vas.
Numbuh 5: Of Course, Heinrich. Anything I can do to help.
Numbuh 5: Heinrich, Just share with me, I promise and all will be ok?
Heinrich Von Marzipan: Vhy should I believe you?
Numbuh 5: Because, You're more important to me than candies.
Heinrich Von Marzipan: I, I vas so beautiful.
Numbuh 5: And then you will be again, I swear it, now come on!
Numbuh 2: Hey Numbuh 5, Who's your friend?, oh what a fox?
Numbuh 5: This is Henrietta Von Marzipan, She an old friend of mine.
Henrietta Von Marzipan: Who must now go to help undo ze wrongs I haff done. Zanks for not giving up on me, Abigail. Until ve meet again! Auf Wiedersehen!
Numbuh 5: Be Good, Heiny!
Operation: M.O.O.N. [6.18]
Operation: T.R.E.A.T.Y. [6.19]
Numbuh Infinity: (fixes his bow tie) This calls for some diplomacy. *ahem* GET HIM!
(Numbuh 1's about to shoot Chad)
Numbuh 5: NO! Don't do it!
Numbuh 1: Why not?! Give me one reason why I shouldn't finish this traitor once and for all!
Numbuh 5: Because... He's one of us!
Numbuh 1: He's what?
Chad: I'm still a Kids Next Door operative. I always have been!
Numbuh 1: You expect me to believe that? After all the things you've done?!
Chad: Everything I've done is been to help the Kids Next Door!
Numbuh 1: Yeah right! Trying to send the moon base into the sun really helped us!
Chad: Cree was on her way to do the same thing, so I have to stop her! And today I was trying to warn Numbuh Infinity about the teens' trap, until you had to come and blow my cover! Practically every mission you and Sector V did, I was right there, helping from the sidelines... And you didn't even know it. But they still picked YOU instead of me!
Numbuh 1: Who picked me? The Splinter Cell?
Chad: There is no Splinter Cell you dupe! They just use that to cover their tracks!
Numbuh 1: W-Who did?
Chad: There are others. Others that Numbuh 362 doesn't even know about. Higher up than her... Higher up than us Teenage operatives.
(After Nigel had successfully defeated the training robot; Numbuh 274 claps his hands)
Nigel: Numbuh 274, sir!
Numbuh 274: At ease, cadet. You handled that O.C.T.O.-P.A.D.D.L.E.R. pretty well. But do you have what it takes to fight ME?
Nigel: Fight you, sir? No way!
Numbuh 274: I don't recall giving you a choice, cadet. (attacks Numbuh 1)
(Numbuh 1 and Chad being handcuffed together; being sent to the Arctic Prison)
Numbuh 1: (while fighting) What are you and Infinity up to? Tell me!
Chad: Listen kiddo, the absolute last person I wanna be handcuffed to right now is YOU! And the only thing keeping me from bucking your block off is I don't wanna drag your unconscious butt around when I bust out of here!
Numbuh 1: Just where do you think you're going?
Chad: To stop that treaty.
Numbuh 1: Huh?
Chad: And unfortunately, wherever I go, you go! Now if you don't mind, it's time to rock! (plugs on super noisy music)
(after crashing the ship)
Numbuh 1: (sarcastically) That was brilliant Chad! Any other ways of getting us killed aside from crashing our ship into a mountain?!
Chad: Well, at least I got us out so I can stop that treaty!
Numbuh 1: (stops Chad) And what makes you think I'll help you do that?
Chad: Because it's a trap! (pulls Numbuh 1)
Numbuh 1: Well of course it's a trap! But then... Why would you want to stop it? Unless... You're been double-crossed as well! Of course! The Splinter Cell's goal is to read the world of all adults. So it makes sense to include you teenagers as well.
Chad: (sarcastically) Brilliant deduction. Now will you shut your yap? We're here. (stops in a grocery in the middle of the deserted place)
Numbuh 1: A MINI MART?! (sarcastically) WELL! I'm soo glad you got us here. Now we can stuck up on microwave breetles and slashies!
Chad: Just sit down.
Numbuh 1: OHH!! That's an even MORE brilliant idea! Hanging out at the parking lot which will get us in a huge-parking carrier REAL fast!
Chad: I said sit down and SHUT UP! (pulls down Numbuh 1)
Numbuh 74.239: (in a voice changer) Nigel Uno is finally ready.
Numbuh Infinity: Agreed. It is time to take him away. (gets witty) But enough with the voice-changer things already!
Numbuh 74.239: Aaaww, but it makes me sound so cool! (in a voice-changer; mimicks Darth Vader) Nigel Uno, I am your father.
Numbuh Infinity: Give me that! (takes away voice-changer)
Operation: I.N.T.E.R.V.I.E.W.S. [6.20]
Interviewer: Please sit down.
Adult Abigail: Right here?
Interviewer: Yeah, that's great. Just great. So, do you know why we brought you here?
Adult Abigail: Well, it's somethin' about when I was a child, right?
Interviewer: Exactly. When you were younger, you were a part of a secret organization to fight for kids' rights. But after you turned 13, you and your teammates had all memories at that time erased in the process called 'decommissioning'.
Adult Abigail: Oh, I remember now. Yeah.
Interviewer: That's because we've found a way to temporarily reverse the process, so we can ask you some questions.
Adult Abigail: Questions? About what?
Interviewer: About your last mission and what happened to Numbuh 1.
Adult Abigail: Who?
Interviewer: Nigel Uno, your sector leader. You never saw him again after that mission.
Adult Abigail: Well, I'm not sure I remember all that.
Interviewer: Then, start at the beginning. Tell me what you do remember.
Adult Abigail: Well... It was the delightful children's birthday. And as always, they was gonna have the most delicious birthday cake in the whole world and they will never share with anybody. Nobody knew when they was gonna eat. But Numbuh 1 thought that if he could get a trace on them, that'll lead us right to the cake.
Interviewer: Well, where were you when this was going on, Numbuh 3?
Adult Kuki: (furious) My name is Kuki. And I was following the carrier in one of those death-trap vehicles we used to ride around here, and my dimwitted husband who was...
Adult Hoagie: I was...! Was I... Wait. W-Where was I?
Numbuh 362: Numbuh 1, you let the delightful children get away!
Numbuh 1: Don't worry, sir! We'll catch them. Come on, team!
Numbuh 362: No, just forget it.
Numbuh 5: But what about the cake?
Numbuh 362: Look. I think it's time to take you guys off the case.
Numbuh 1: WHAT? My sector is always in charge of liberating the cake from those delightful dorks!
Numbuh 363: I mean, have you clowns ever got the cake back in one piece?
Numbuh 2: Well YEAH! Once.
Numbuh 4: And just who the crud are you, piffle-teeth?!
Numbuh 362: He's my brother.
Numbuh 4: (realizes) R-Right... Your brother... I-I can see the family resemblance.
Numbuh 362: You and your team are off this mission, Numbuh 1. Is that clear?
Numbuh 1: B-But...!
Numbuh 362: Is that clear?!
Numbuh 363: (tauntingly) Yeah, Numbuh 1, is that cleear?
Numbuh 1: (forcefully) Yesss...
Numbuh 3: Wow, Numbuh 1! Numbuh 363 was totally right! We never have got the cake back in one piece!
Numbuh 2: We did once!
Numbuh 3: Really? I don't remember! Hmm, let's see. There was the time we blew it up by accident, and oh, we sent it to the wood chipper that other time... Oh, oh! And remember when the birdies pooped on it? (laughs) Remember that one, Numbuh 1?
Numbuh 1: (pissed off) YES! THANK YOU FOR THE MEMORIES!
(upon finding the DCFDTL in their treehouse)
Numbuh 1: Kids Next Door, battle sta-- (gets trapped by Father's flame)
Father: No, no, no! CUT! You Rotten Kids Next Door are not in my script!
Adult Wallabee: Father told us to meet him the next morning in the old, abandoned amusement park! (thinks) I forgot what it was called...
Adult Kuki: "The Rainbow Monkey Let's Learn About the Lavatory Fun Park". Can you believe they tried to make a theme park based on potty-training? The minute I took over the Rainbow Monkey Corporation, I tore the place down. Just to stop the smell.
Numbuh 4: What part of you is your sister gonna recognize after I get done rearranging your... (Sector W aimed at him)
Numbuh 84: Not cool.
Numbuh 5: 'Not cool' is right! You better get your yo-yo out of my teammate's face!
The Toiletnator: Hi guys! (KND aimed at him) Hey, don't point those things in me!
Mr. Boss: Oh, Jesus. The Toiletnator.
Announcer Nick: The highest person on team with the highest point total by 8 o'clock will win the delightful children's mouth-watering tasty-licious birthday cake.
Numbuh 1: Look at this list! We'll never get enough of these things to win! Might as well just quit now.
Numbuh 5: HEELLOOO? Has anybody seen Numbuh 1 around here? 'Cause this guy definitely isn't here.
Numbuh 3: Sure he is! Look, he's got the bald head, and the glasses...
Numbuh 5: ...and he's talkin' about givin' up! That's not the Nigel Uno Numbuh 5 knows!
Numbuh 3: Then who is it? 'Cause he looks like Numbuh 1 to me!
Numbuh 4: So that runt finished a couple of dumb missions. We've completed tons! We're practically veter and arians.
Numbuh 2: Veterans.
Numbuh 4: Yeah, that too.
Numbuh 5: Look. You know we can win the cake and have fun doin' it! But even if we fail, there's goin' to be other missions! And as long as we're all together, that's all that matters. So who's with me? Five!
Numbuh 4: Four!
Numbuh 3: Three!
Numbuh 2: Two!
Numbuh 1: One! Thanks guys.
Numbuh 1: ...And Numbuh 2...
Numbuh 2: Yes sir!
Numbuh 1: Stir the ship, we're about to hit the mountain.
Limburger Lips: You dare challenge me?!
Numbuh 86: Bring it on, Limburger Lips!
Limburger Lips: AAARGGHH!!
(both throw a little ball and tried to shoot it in one of the fishbowls, but failed)
Announcer Nick: Boys and girls, we have an exclusive interview here, Numbuh 1, your team is in dead last. You've been spanked by Spankulot, yelled at by Numbuh 362, and embarrassed by her little brother.
Numbuh 1: (irritated) Is there a question in there?
Announcer Nick: Indeed there is. The world is dying to know: Will you go to Numbuh 363's funeral?
Numbuh 1: Huh? What'd you mean?
Announcer Chip: Haven't you heard? Numbuh 363's going after the item worth the most points ever!
Announcer Chip and Nick: (dramatically) Father's pipe!
Numbuh 1: What are you doing here? Father's way out of your lead!
Numbuh 363: Don't touch me! Don't ever touch me! And if you think you're going to get Father's pipe before I do, you're crazy!
Numbuh 5: We're not here for the pipe, kid!
Numbuh 4: Yeah, we're here to rescue your big, gum squirrel teeth!
Numbuh 363: I don't need rescuing! Especially from a couple of fat heads like you old farts!
Numbuh 83: Look, why don't we all just get out of here before Father hears us?
Numbuh 363: Whose side are you on, Sonya?
Numbuh 83: Everyone's! We're all supposed to be on the same team!
Numbuh 363: Fine! You go, then! I'll do this alone!
Numbuh 1: (pats his shoulder) You've got a lot to learn about teamwork, 363.
Numbuh 363: (fired up) DON'T... TOUCH ME!!!
(Father wakes up)
Father: Huh? What? What? Hey, who's there?!
Adult Abigail: Months later, when I became Supreme Commander of the KND, I had to order Numbuh 363's decommissioning! Not because he got too old, but because of his 'freakin' out!' whenever someone touched him!
Interviewer: So? What happened next?
Adult Hoagie: Well, surprising to say, Father is NOT happy finding us in his house.
(goes to the past)
Father: I AM NOT HAPPY FINDING YOU KIDS IN MY HOUSE!!!
Numbuh 83: Numbuh 363, are you all right?
Numbuh 363: (painful) I won...! I got the pipe...!
Numbuh 83: (furious) Is that all you can think about? Sector V just saved your life and all you think is "I won"? (gets the pipe) Give me that! Here, Nigel. You deserve this more than us.
Numbuh 363: NO!!!!
Numbuh 84: (gags Numbuh 363 with his yo-yo) Cork it, Harvey!
Numbuh 4: Looks like Father's comin' back!
Numbuh 5: That's right, so get goin', Numbuh 1! We'll hold 'im off!
Numbuh 1: No way! My place is with you, guys.
Numbuh 2: We'll take care of it, just go. And make sure you save us some cake when you win.
Numbuh 1: But what about --
Numbuh 3: Just go already! (pushes Numbuh 1) Hmph! Does that guy want a personalized invitation or something?!
DCFDTL: It's over, Nigel Uno! You're finished! It's the end. Say it.
Numbuh 1: No.
DCFDTL: Say it! It's the end. SAY IT!
Numbuh 1: I... I... Can't.
DCFDTL: WHY NOT?!
Numbuh 1: Because the Kids Next Door will never end!
(When the DCFDTL fell in the huge toilet bowl)
Numbuh 1: I always wondered how those guys went to the bathroom together.
(upon seeing the GKND spaceship)
Numbuh 1: The cake... It's... Beautiful...
Numbuh 74.239: No, that's not the cake! This is! (brings out a small cupcake and ate it) It's a bit small, but it might just be the best one yet!
Numbuh 1: But if that's the cake, then what's that?
Numbuh 74.239: A spaceship of course! Now come on, we don't have much time.
Numbuh 1: Numbuh 74.239, will you please tell me what exactly is going on around here?!
Numbuh 74.239: Don't you get it yet? You've been chosen to join the Galactic Kids Next Door! Only one kid from every planet's picked and you're it!
Numbuh 74.239: You don't think Earth is the only place where adult tyranny needs to be fought, do you? Why, on some planets, children have 37 parents instead of just 2!
Numbuh 74.239: We need kids like you to help us learn about planets that have been infected!
Numbuh 1: Infected? By what?
Numbuh 74.239: By adulthood. The horrible truth Nigel, is that adulthood is a disease! Sweeping the universe in an alarming rate! Without galactic-level operatives, more and more planets where kids rule will fall. By joining us, you won't be saving a neighborhood, or even a planet from adult tyranny. You will be saving the UNIVERSE.
Numbuh 1: I... I understand. Just tell me when I'll be back.
Numbuh 74.239: Back? You can't ever come back!
Numbuh 1: What? But what about my family? What about my friends?
Numbuh 74.239: Your friends can't ever know. I know it's hard, but earth people just aren't ready to know about the galactic fight against adulthood! If you honor what your friends are fighting for, you'll make that sacrifice.
Numbuh 1: Dad? Mom? What are you doing here?
Mrs. Uno: We came to see you off, dear.
Numbuh 1: Mom, you know about all this? About the Kids Next Door?
Mrs. Uno: Well of course! They were nice enough to recommission Numbuh 0 and me to say goodbye.
Numbuh 1: YOU were a Kids Next Door operative too?!
Monty Uno: Only the first girl operative on the seventh day of the Kids Next Door, Numbuh 999 herself. And now you're going to be the first earth operative in the Galactic Kids Next Door. Do you have any idea how proud we are of you?
Mrs. Uno: Now run along and promise to stay away from all those black holes and exploding supernovas, all right?
Numbuh 1: I promise, mom.
Numbuh 1: H-How did you know I was leaving?
Numbuh 2: Well, science nerds kinda stink in keeping secrets from each other. So I put together some stuff for your trip. All the essentials. Yipper comics, a couple of boxes of chewy pellets, some new 2x4 tech stuff I've been working on... (cries) Probably useless compared to what these galactic guys have, but... You never know.
Numbuh 1: I'm sure your inventions will be way better, Hoagie.
Numbuh 2: I wish we were going with you... Everything's going to be new and exciting for you, and everything here is going to be the same... Except you won't be with us...
Numbuh 1: I'll be with you. Even if I'm a million, trillion miles away. Goodbye, old friend.
Numbuh 2: Goodluck, Nigel.
Numbuh 3: (cheerfully) So... What are we gonna do tomorrow, Numbuh 1?
Numbuh 1: Uh... I'm not going to be here, Numbuh 3.
Numbuh 3: Oh. Then what about the day after that?
Numbuh 1: Uh, let me explain, Kuki...
Numbuh 3: (still cheerfully) Oh, I know you're leaving, silly! What do you think I am? An airhead or something?
Numbuh 1: (smiles, then says gently) Never for a second.
Numbuh 3: (tears in her eyes) We're gonna miss you a lot, Numbuh 1.
Numbuh 1: (tears in his eyes) I'm gonna miss you too, Kuki.
(Numbuh 3 kisses Numbuh 1 on the head)
Numbuh 4: So, this is it then, huh, you're leavin' us?!
Numbuh 1: Wally, it's not like that.
Numbuh 4: Yeah I know, I know, you gotta go save space kids up in Canada and stuff, but what about us here on Earth, we need you too, you know!
Numbuh 1: I guess the Kids Next Door think they need me more out there.
Numbuh 4 (tears in his eyes): Yeah well, if you need any help you'll call right, cause you know we'll come runnin' right?!
Numbuh 1 (tears in his eyes): Of course I know. You take care, okay?
Numbuh 4: Yeah, see you.
Numbuh 5: Look at you. Best operative on the planet. And to think I had to convince you not to quit this mornin'.
Numbuh 1: If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't be in the Kids Next Door in the first place.
Numbuh 5: Oh, please. They wouldn't find out eventually. I mean, this guys did. Look, are you sure you want to do this? You don't have to go!
Numbuh 1: You know I can't pass this up, Abby. You're only a kid once, right? So this means you're in charge of Sector V again. (hands sunglasses)
Numbuh 5: Oh, no, no, no... Nu-uh-uh-uh!
Numbuh 1: I'm not giving you a choice this time. Who else is gonna take care of the guys?
Numbuh 5: B-But...!
Numbuh 1: Abby, we both know you're the only one on this team with a real common sense. While I'm screaming that we're being invaded by tiny kid-eating leeches falling from the sky, you're the one telling me it's only snowing. You're a way better leader than I ever was. So lead the Sector V.
Numbuh 5: (teary-eyed) But... It won't be the Sector V... Without you...
Numbuh 1: It was before, and will be after.
Numbuh 1: All right guys, listen up. Even if we'll never see each other again, just promise me one thing, that you'll never grow up. Even if you are 100 years old and don't remember a thing about our times together, you'll still be a kid at heart, okay? So who's with me!
Numbuh 5: Five! (puts hand out)
Numbuh 4: Four! (puts hand on top of Numbuh 5's hand)
Numbuh 3: Three! (puts hand on top)
Numbuh 2: Two! (puts hand on top)
Numbuh 1: One! (puts hand on top and smiles) Kids Next Door... (group hugs) Goodbye.
Adult Kuki: (crying) And that was the last time we saw Numbuh 1. We all missed him so much... But I think Wally took the hardest.
Adult Wallabee: Yeah... I sure did. (to Hoagie) And would you mind hugging your own wife instead of mine?
Adult Hoagie: (realizes; to Kuki) Hey! You're not Abby!
Adult Abigail: (crying) And that's all I remember. Everything is getting kinda fuzzy again. But I hope I have answered all your questions.
Interviewer: Oh, you've helped me all right. (reveals himself to be Father) Now I know where Numbuh 1 is!! (burst into flames)
Adult Abigail: (answers the phone) Hello? Yeah. We told him everythin' he wanted to hear. We'll meet you up on the moonbase, okay? Oh, and Numbuh 1... Welcome back.
- Numbuh 4: Kuki? I'm scared. I don't know what to do next.
- Numbuh 3: Kiss me...
- Numbuh 4: KISS you?! No way! No-no-no-no-no-no-no! Nuh-uh! Nope! No way! Uh-uh! NUUUH-UH! Ain't gonna happ--Okay.
- Numbuh 3: Pucker up... (Closet door opens and reveals Numbuh 3 as a zombie. Upon seeing this, Numbuh 4 screams in terror, and gets pulled in by Numbuh 3 for a kiss)
- Numbuh 4: AAAAAGHHH!
- Numbuh 4: It's too quiet.
- Numbuh 3: No, it's three quiet.
- Numbuh 4: Three quiet? What the crud does that mean?
- Numbuh 3: It's one more than too quiet.
- Numbuh 4: Ugh...I had to ask. Just climb the ladder.
- Father: (To his father, Grandfather, after years of being slighted) You...big...JERK! (engulfs himself in flames) Now you've made me angry! VERY, VERY, VERY-(flames die down) Oh, forget it.
- Grandfather: Even you, my son, are zero compared to me.
- Monty: That may be, but my son is Numbah One!
- Father: (After the moonbase has been dropped on Grandfather, and destroyed part of his house) I hate everyone!
- Grandfather: (Stands up unharmed after having the moonbase dropped on him) Monty, Monty, Monty... did you honestly believe that a mere 39 gazillion tons of red hot metal and duct tape would crush me?
- Numbuh Zero: Wasn't trying to crush you, Pappy. I just wanted to see what would happen when you put an adult into a decommissioning chamber. Now Nigel!
- Grandfather: (to Numbah Zero just before being decommissioned again) You're out of my will, you brat!
- Numbuh 362: It was a diversion baldly! For once some super villain has coordinated all of our sworn enemies to attack us simultaneously!
- Numbah Zero: Say Uncle, son.
- Nigel: But we haven't even lost yet.
- Father: And you're supposed to be the smart one... I'm your dad's brother, Benedict, your uncle!
- Numbuh 1: M-M-My uncle? But if you're my uncle, then that makes Grandfather my grandfather!
- Father: What are you, president of the obvious club or something?
Nigel Uno/Numbuh 1
"Kids Next Door... BATTLE STATIONS!" - Almost All Episodes
"Thanks for saving my butt guys. I really blew it, didn't I?" - Operation: C.A.B.L.E.-T.V.
"Nonsense! Teamwork saved the day, guys!" - Operation: G.R.O.W.-U.P.
"As first in command, I order you pick up that bra!" - Operation: S.U.P.P.O.R.T.
"Imagine the adults' surprise when the KND are wearing bras too!" - Operation: S.U.P.P.O.R.T.
"You forgot one thing delightful dorks! My crazy girlfriend Lizzy!" - Operation: C.A.K.E.D.-T.W.O.
"You just did... You made me angry!" - Operation: E.N.D.
"You guys really don't remember who I am?!" - Operation: E.N.D.
"Oh man...I'm too late for my romantic dinner with Lizzy!" - Operation: E.N.D.
"Okay, quickly! You are all crack operatives in a top secret organization of highly trained kids sworn to defend the world from the tyranny of adults. You are known by your code names: Numbuh Two, Numbuh Three, Numbuh Four and Numbuh Five. I'm your leader Numbuh One. You assist me in our battles against kid hating super villains utilizing our incredible 2x4 technology. Right now, we're at the KND global command moonbase because we've been falsely scheduled for decommissioning. I failed to rescue you in time, which is why your memories have been erased. So now our mission is to defend our honor and our lives and discover the author of this insidious conspiracy against us!" - Operation: E.N.D.
"How could you create a fantasy world without me kicking your butt?" - Operation: U.T.O.P.I.A.
"Babies?! What are babies doing in the hospital?! Unless, the adults are experimenting on babies to get them to turn into adults faster! I've got to set these babies free!" - Operation: H.O.S.P.I.T.A.L.
"But, you're the only cool adult I've ever meet! You can't go back to being a boring accountant!" - Operation: K.N.O.T.
"Hmmm. Each of us took a vow to protect kids everywhere from tyranny regardless of the risks. No one's going to steal a little girl's doll while the KND can stop it! Are you with me?" - Operation: S.A.T.U.R.N.
"Then let's go get ourselves a Rainbow Monkey!" - Operation: S.A.T.U.R.N.
"[Slowly and calmly] I suggest we... [suddenly breaks down] PANIC!" - Operaton: Z.O.O.
"WHAT COULD HAPPEN!? (Grandma Stuffums bursts through the wall Numbuh 1 points to her) THAT COULD HAPPEN!!!! - Operation N.O.- P.O.W.U.H.
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